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    Talking [MATURE] Pokephilia

    Some of us happen to be attracted to pokemon. I know I am. Who are you attracted to?

    The top sexiest pokemon to me are:

    Scyther: Those big, sharp scythes. Yum.

    Umbreon: Besides the dark look, a story I wrote a while ago made me attracted to them. o.O The one I fell in love with it named Albatross. Don't ask about the name.

    Torterra: Big, beefy, with a tree on its back. I just wanna lay under that tree all day long. <3

    Alexi Edit: Due to some people being stupid, there is now an age limit. 16 and up, can only view this thread.

    AKAI EDIT:
    This is going into effect mainly because the mature content of this thread. You can blame Tigerman1373 for thinking all we want to do it have meaningless sex with Pokemon. If you are not 16 or older, you will get infracted. If you are 16+ and do not have your age posted, you will also get infracted.

    This is for everyone's protection. We don't want angry parents yelling at us.
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    We call out to the Beasts of the sea
    To join us, this night is yours
    Because one day
    We will all be with you in the blackened deep
    One day we will go with you into the water...

    Gone are the days of land empires
    Lungs transform to take in water
    Cloaked in scales, we swim
    and swim home

    Since Zam doesn't allow non-cartoon fanfiction, read my Phantom of the Opera fic here.

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    Whoa, you freak. xD

    SE and I were talking about something like this yesterday. We were goofing off after our "sex talk" and moved to our PokeTrainer RP. She thought my Bloem character was a girl and wanted Christian to flirt with her... Well... he did. >:3 Bloem used Growth and his "special attack" rose by one. xDDDD

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    Well, you know me. I was thinking about sexy!Goldeen today. ^_^

    Heh. Tyr is sexy. XP

    We call out to the Beasts of the sea
    To join us, this night is yours
    Because one day
    We will all be with you in the blackened deep
    One day we will go with you into the water...

    Gone are the days of land empires
    Lungs transform to take in water
    Cloaked in scales, we swim
    and swim home

    Since Zam doesn't allow non-cartoon fanfiction, read my Phantom of the Opera fic here.

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    *smirk* I know which Pokemon you like.... Remember that Gardevoir picture I showed you... and the one I made?

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    Lopunny is a sexy pokemon... They have those hourglass curves......

    Gardevoir.... is another sexy pokemon...... (though she looks a lot like Cosmo's mother from off of Sonic X, especially shiny ones...)

    Shiny Female Absol is soooooo..... *voice trails off* ..... especially how they look in Pokemon Battle Revolution... that silky, ruby tinted fur,.... and how they just stand there waiting for a command.... with that lovable fighting stance.... and those gourgeous blue eyes...... and when they crouch down, ready to pounce.....

    Nytz: okay, bring it back, Nytz.
    Nytz: yeah..... j-just.... a.... pokemon..... an unreal creature....
    Last edited by Nytz; 07-18-2008 at 12:54 PM.

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    *smirk* I know which Pokemon you like.... Remember that Gardevoir picture I showed you... and the one I made?
    Hah, yeah. Sexy sexy pokemon... *drools*

    We call out to the Beasts of the sea
    To join us, this night is yours
    Because one day
    We will all be with you in the blackened deep
    One day we will go with you into the water...

    Gone are the days of land empires
    Lungs transform to take in water
    Cloaked in scales, we swim
    and swim home

    Since Zam doesn't allow non-cartoon fanfiction, read my Phantom of the Opera fic here.

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    I "wtfed" when I saw this thread. lol.

    I'm not attracted to a Pokemon, for me that would be like being attracted to your brother or sister, but some of the trainers are cute. Especially that one guy from Poke Chronicals. <3

    Rollerboy, Skaterboy
    pull me in...

    <3

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    Don't lie, SE. I see how you look at those Machamp.... One girl and four arms. You squeal like a schoolgirl, and you know it. xDDD

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    No, no I don't, especially seeing how the FEMALE machop have....parts. o.o;; And they're so muscular it's like they're on...steroids or something.

    Rollerboy, Skaterboy
    pull me in...

    <3

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    <_< They're from Sweden... or something. xDD

    What about Nidoqueen? If you have the old Pokemon Stadium games, get a Nidoqueen on your team and what her... shake her stuff. It's rather disturbing.

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