Lamer Mail

[Alakazam]

This is a page dedicated to all the people who send me e-mails that are rude or down right annoying. If you don't want to be on this page, don't send me silly e-mails. This page isn't made to hurt anyone's feelings, it is just meant to let people have a good laugh. This page is inspired by the original Pokemon Factory's Lamer Mail page.
Lamer: Let's just say, I LOVE your site!!!!!!!!!! I think it's the BEST SITE IN THE WHOLE WORLD. Thank you very much for making it. In order to thank you for such a great job, i'd like to suggest you to a place where you can play this awesome 3D Pokemon game. I suppose you know the Pokemon 2000 movie and know Ash's mission don't you? ok then, in this game you will be Ash and try to get the three spheres with the help of your Pokemon. This is a very cool game, go and try. it's at : http://p2movie.warnerbros.com/worlds.html Thankz again for making the best site in th world and i'll come back and visit it again. I signed up for the free newsletter by the way.
Reply: First of all, that link doesn't work. Second of all ever heard of spellcheck? Third of all what in the world are you talking about? Do you think I know enough about computers to make some super video game? Well if I did I would have already so stop dreaming, there's no way I could do that.

Lamer: Hey what's up I love your site. I wanna know since I have limited email time, can you send me a copy of pokemon gold/silver strategy guide.
Reply: I didn't leave this in for obvious reasons, but then the guy gave me his house address for me to send the guide to. Anyway, this guy is crazy. :P

Lamer: Hy I am a xfan of Pokemon .Curently I am trying to finish Pokemon_Cristal.Can I asc a favor ? Can you please send me a POKEDEX ? Please ?It's verry useful to vitch pokemon evolve al whal lelel and vhat atacs do they learn,vrere can I find them etc...(I mean a pokedex on PC) The pokedex on The-APCC is great but I don't have net at home and my pocket does not like it to come so often to the net in my city.(I am from Roumania so excuse my spelling).
P.S. I have 13 badges (Joto + Canto) Can you help me? Please mail me a answer anywey.
Reply: This is the most obviously lame email ever! Good job, you've made it on the sacred page.

Lamer: I know this isn't to important and it my be lame but I love pokemon so much an I wanna tell you I love your site so keep up the good work!!! Don't give up on the pokemon spirit and do listen to those pokemon haters ^_^.
p.s: I'm a pokemon fan for life and after death.
Reply: Ok I'll listen to the Pokemon haters..... I think you mean "don't" right?

Lamer: listen...Dbz is better than pokemon unless your SO ADVANCED that your a 9 year old square. C'mon get a grip and start being more mature. At least DBZ is a decent cartoon with FIGHTING in it. And why is DBZ SOOOO so more popular than pokemon, maybe cuz 9 year olds think its babyish. Start acting like your real age.
Reply: If you think Pokemon is for babies then why are you visiting my site and for a matter of fact, why is your grammar and spelling so bad? If you're a typical DBZ fan, then I am glad I chose Pokemon.

Lamer: i need to know if thats true that you can get mew in the red version of pokemon gb. if is true send me how?please
Reply: Is it just me or do people not use spell-check anymore!? Anyway, if you have a gameshark then go ahead and use it, but if you don't the only other way is to win one from Nintendo, so good luck!

Lamer: where are the stupid gameshark codes on your stupid site!?!?!?!
Reply: If you want stupid gameshark codes, then here they are; mysite-isnotstupid, you are-amoron, geta-life. Hey, if you want a stupid site, then make one yourself on Maxpages!

Lamer: how do you enter codes?
Reply: If you mean Gameshark codes, then get a gameshark you fool!!! If you mean codes in the game, then go to the code machine in the invisible PokeCenter!!!! (translation: you're crazy :P)

Lamer: Do you own Poke-Mon?
Reply: Yes we own Poke-Mon and we also own Ninten-Do and the Ear-Th! We don’t however own Pokemon, Nintendo and the Earth, but we hope to one day!

Lamer: Can you make me codes?
Reply: errr..... too easy

Lamer: Can you give me your site?
Reply: Well I can’t give you my site, but I can give you a job at my site to filter through all the stupid emails and put them in the recycle bin where they belong!

Lamer: How do you get Pikablu?
Reply: Capture a Pikachu and pour blue food coloring into your game pack and Game Boy and throw it down to the bottom of the ocean. (translation: Pikablu doesn't exist!!!)

Lamer: TEACH ME HMLT OR DIE!!!!! I KNOW HOW TO HACKED SITS AND I’LL HAKED YOURSE!!!! MY DAD’S A LAWYER, YOU KNOW! HE WILL SUE YOUR @$$!!!!!!
Reply: He’ll sue my 244 eh? If you mean HTML, then I don’t have the time to teach you it, but there are many sites that will, like http://www.stopaskingstupidquestions.com and http://www.goawayandgetalife.com

Lamer: How do you get to Bill’s Magical Garden?
Reply: First, put your game pack into your Game Boy and turn it on. Next wait until the words Gamefreak come up and press B twice and then up and down. After press A at the opening screen until you go to the next screen and press down twice and up once and finally press A and voila!

Lamer: Can I affiliate with u?
Reply: Maybe, but it might help me if you gave me your URL!!!!

Lamer: POKEMON SUCKS!!!!!!!!!! Pikachu must die! Your page SUCKS!!!! So does your web quiz!!!!!!!
Reply: Then why did you visit my site? Are you stupid? I wouldn't visit a site on a topic which I hated! And by the way, my page, pokemon and pikachu do not suck, YOU DO! errr.... Pikachu does but nothing else you said :P

Lamer: Can you tell me what is happening in Pokemon?
Reply: errr..... no comment

Lamer: Can I really get Celebi by catching all the legendary dogs in GBGS and beating the elite 4 100 straight times?
Reply: errrr..... I didn't think people still fell for that.

Lamer: Hey, why u never reply back to me!!!!!!!!!???????? I want u to host my site but yet, you never reply back to me so u are SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! i must say that u are very stupid webmaster of the-apcc.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go to http://geocities.com/charmander686/ and say that u r so stupid!!!!!!! i will **** u off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you is gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............i will spread the words that u r gay to all webby of pokemon site such as theud.com, poke-dome.com, etc......if u don't want me to do, u better create subdomain - http://cc.the-apcc.com/ for me or else, I will say that u r gay. okay? better hurry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Reply: So you want me to host you, but you think insulting me and threatening me will work? Well maybe these childish antics work on your fellow friends.... no wait, who would be your friend? Now that you're in tears, I'll leave you alone.

Lamer: Please join my topsites! If you all joined, it would really boost my topsites up! Please?! I would love it! Please???? Please????? If you do you will make me very happy! Please! Thank you for your time.
Reply: Listen, saying "please" multiple times doesn't help your chances of getting me to join your topsites, but improving it would.

Lamer: can you send me your web site so i can learn more about pokemon ruby and sappire before i buy the games if you can't i will understand
Reply: I wish I could "understand" what you want! What does send you my site mean? I think someone has been sniffing paint remover too long.

next time wouldn't kill you either.

[Alakazam]

Lamer: Hi are you like cool like I don't know like cool, you kno like wow or like making like people like happy, like you know what I like mean like dude!!! Like Great site like DDDDDDUUUUUUUDDDEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!
Reply: A blatant effort to get on the lamer mail page, but non-the-less, your wish has been granted. Now if I can borrow a line from the Pokemon Factory, I will now escort you to the door, where your Rolls Royce is not waiting for you...

Lamer: I just looooove your site and I really like the fact that you have pictures of the banned episodes. At first I thought you might have the seizur sene in the gallery cause I was searching for Lugia pics on Yahoo and clicked on that pic in still mode and almost got sick because of it and I just love everything about this site I also like the pics of Jessie and James they are just sooo funny. Thanks from a dear Lugia fan.
Reply: What is this kid, high on sugar? If you looooove my site that much, maybe you should see a doctor. Besides, how do still pics of the seizure episode make you sick? They're still, so maybe you need to have a cat scan or something.

Lamer: Sorry, but DUH? Meowth's Party was a tech demo. It was never going to be a game... that stuff about not liking the concept... no idea where you got that from o_0 It's taken you an awfully long time to actually figure out that it's not going to be released... *sweatdrop* ^_^ You're probably right that Pokémon won't be coming to GameCube soon. But a game is in development, Miyamoto has said it himself.... I will search for the quote if you like, but I'm not bothered right now. No idea when details on it are going to be announced, or when it'll be released, but it is coming. K, my rant about your incredibly large mis-sight is over, I think. ^_^ Nice site. Keep working on it! ^_^
Reply: Well sorry, but it's not as easy being the webmaster than the visitors. You just get to sit back and point of mistake, I barely have time to admire my work before I start building mor pages. I do appreciate people pointing out errors, but not in a rude way like you! Too lazy to find the quote, eh? So you're willing to be rude and call be lazy, but you won't even help me out by finding the correct quote? This person needs a reality check!

Lamer: who the h*ll are you and why should i beg to a nonspec like you. how old are you anyway? sound like you still have milk on your face.
Reply: I'm the king of bling-bling, the highlite of the night and the webmaster of the best Pokemon site with the best fans in the world, that's who! I think you're about to have a fist in your face.

Lamer: Your right pokemon is gay
Reply: You're right, you're a loser with no life who is 35 and still lives in his grandparent's basement.

Lamer: Keep it open Please Please Please Please Please Please Please, or if you don't wan't it give me your screenname and pasword and I will control it for you or Please keep it Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please
Reply: Why don't people get it? Saying please a hundred times isn't going to get you what you want. Does it work with money when you want the latest err... what the deuce do kids like? Pheasant? I think not! Victory shall be mine!

Lamer: From a VERY DEVOTED Fan: PLEASE DON'T CLOSE!! I love your site! It's the best Poke-site I've ever seen! I am obsessed with Pokemon, and I've been into it for about five years. Your site has provided me with the most Pokemon info I've ever gotten off the Internet. When such sites as Noctowl's Forest or even Lugia's Dungeon fail to please me (info wise), I turn to PokeZam.com. I just hope that the e-mail will still be up, because my main account is on your site. I just can't help saying this to you: PLEASE DON'T CLOSE!! PLEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZE!
Reply: Thanks, I'm CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY about you too! *cough* Lamer! *cough*

Lamer: Hi, i think your website is the best thing sinsce sliced bread. The thing's i'd like to see is some cheat codes for the Emulators gamesharks. Your online games rule espeacially the sk8ing pikachu. Ive gone all over the place trying to find a decen't pkmn Yellow rom but no-one had one...but then you came along and gave me one. So from a dedicated pkmn fan and a DEOXYS fan, keep the site running and never everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrr take it off.
Reply: What is with these kids and holding down a letter for over 5 seconds? You're the lamest lamer since the creation of this page!

Lamer: The landoverbaptist.org site is a relegious parody site. You, sir, have sent people false information about the Pokemon? Poke Yourself, Satan! article, it's a joke article. Just ta' let ya know. (sorry if about 17 people have already informed you about this)
Reply: I think it's a parody site you fool! I was just testing my fans to see if anyone would pick it up and actually read the newsletter. So what is the crime for sending false information about Pokemon? Death by Pokeballs? By the way, you were the only one to inform me that it was a parody, so bravo you can read!

Lamer: is a dark type a ghost? if not were can i get 1
Reply: Where should I start? That has got to be the lamest question I have ever gotten of all time! No a Dark type is no a Ghost type, otherwise there wouldn't be any need for Dark types! Whatever happened to punctuation anyway? Kids these days are getting dumber and lamer by the minute.

Lamer: Are you're free layouts free?
Reply: No, I actually secretly hack into your computer and steal my parent's credit card number and buy a yacht... of course they're free! Next!

Lamer: Watch out for that gay guy alakazam. he is dangerous and you should avoid him. all he wants to do is to **** every thing thats living, female or human. He is sleazy and a dangerous peron to talk to or even know. keep away from him or he could atatck you next.
Reply: This has got to be lamest email of all time! This guy serious needs help and should see a mental doctor or something. If you think I'm dangerous then you must think that kitty cats are killers. Get a grip, junior and take you brain medicine.

Lamer: I've been wanting to create my own pokemon website for ages but what stopped me is how am i supposed to know if i am breaking the law or not?
Reply: Well unless you're planning on having full Pokemon episodes for download or mp3's for download, then you don't have to worry. Nintendo doesn't care as long as you aren't taking potential money away from them. If you're planning to put up full episodes, make sure you have a lawyer first because you'll need it!

[Alakazam]

Alakazam: Hi, this is the webmaster of PokeZam.com and one of my fans emailed me and told me that you were stealing your layout from my site. Well I went to your site and I found that you had stolen various images and copied my layout exactly. I worked hard on this layout and you didn't even give me credit or anything. You blatantly stole my layout and claimed it as your own. You are even copying my news updates word for word. At least change the updates into your own words! I want you to take down all your news updates that you stole from me and the layout images that you stole from me and anything else you stole. Please do this right away because you didn't do all the work, I did. If you take down all my stuff right away I won't post anything on my site, but if you refuse to do so or dont' answer then I'll be forced to take further action. Thank you.
Lamer: The layout I used is not exsactly as yurs, it is simular but if you looked at the HTML you'd see that it isn't, and I did borrow those little header button thingy's and I was getting bored of them anyhow...I'm changing them anyway....but the news isn't yurs, everyone can have news....why do you own Pokemon news.....isn't that for the public? I truly understand that I did take yur image button thingy's, and that I am sorry for it, but the Pokemon news isn't rightfully yurs. And anyway didn't Sophie right it up...not you. The layout i'm in process of changing that too, but not cuz you or some snotty little fan of yurs told me too, cuz I want too. And anyway, yur bugging me, so leave me alone or I'll sue for harrasment.
Reply: LOL You sue me? That's a good one! How am I annoying you? I politely send you an email requesting that you removed my content that you stole from me. Maybe if you had of had the manners to ask me I might have said yes, but since you didn't take down my images right now. Also, Soph did write the news, but so it isn't my news, it's hers. She works hard to write the news in her own words and it isn't fair for some snotty little punk to go and steal her work. When people go to your site they will know that you have stolen content and they won't bother staying since you aren't capable of writing on your own. Anyway, bottom line is get rid of my images and news right now or else I will have to take further action. And how dare you threaten me when you're the one that stole from me, not the other way around.
Lamer: #1 You can't sue for stolen content, especially considering that it was "Pokemon News" and news is for the public, wuts up with you?
#2 You don't know where I live or my phone #, there's no way you could sue me, and I'm underage, so ha....
#3 If I must, I apoligize for the use yur buttons without permission, I have created my own now, as I was lazy before....
#4 I MUST CERTAINLY DID NOT STEAL YUR LAYOUT! I worked hard on my layout. That I can asure you of, my layout did not simulaize yurs at all. I just recently changed the colors to blue, if you own the color blue, then I am sorry. But I'm sure you don't. If this makes you happy, I have tooken down my site for a temerary time, I know you actaully can't do anything legally to me, but I have done it as a polite statement. Now if you may, plz do not go to my site. And I'd also appreciate it if people, like you, would stop sending me junk mail, and that's certianaly wut your doing.
Reply: This person has to be the biggest lamer of all time! First of all they steal my layout and news and when I kindly ask them to take it down, they go local on me and insult me and threaten to sue me! Excuse me, but how can they sue me when they're stealing from me? If anything, I should be able to sue them for not using spellcheck. I mean, how old is this person, 10? Since when are "tooken" and "temerary" real words? And no, ladies and gentlemen, I didn't edit this email at all, this person is really as much of a doofus as they seem to be. The lesson here is that if they had of asked me nicely if they could have used some of my content I would have said yes, but they can't expect me to be happy when they steal my news word for word. And then when my fans stick up for me, they insult them as well. I'm sorry, but nobody (except me) insults my loyal fans! Maybe if you weren't so lazy and actually tried to make a good site instead of stealing, you might have fans of your own. Grow up and get a life!
Lamer's Site: Anime Mania is temperaly down for the moment........ You can thank the-apcc.com and one of his snotty little fans for this.
I will have a brand new layout and everything on my site will work. All the content will be up by the end of March. I'm sorry for this delay....but the-apcc's webmaster said I stole there layout. Which I didn't, I did however use there "Pokemon News" but isn't news for the public, I think so....
And again, thank you very much "The-APCC", you guys are just the best, not.
The Forums are still up, if you'd like to visit them, plz click here http://animemania03.proboards28.com.
Plz keep checking back, we'll be back up A.S.A.P.
- Webmistriss Feora
Reply: Hey, free advertising, cool! You go girlfriend! Go in front of a bus and get killed.... er... sorry, that's a bit too harsh... just fatally wounded... fine, crippled! I'm just kidding, but what exactly is the person showing to their fans? They are admitting that they stole from another site and aren't man (or woman) enough to admit it. I originally was only going to keep this private and not post it on the lamer mail page, but after they way they insulted me, I just had to do it! If you want to express your feelings to this individual who thinks that stealing from other sites is ok, then you can email them at (email address removed). If you don't feel like emailing them, you can sign them up for junk mail lists, both are good with me!
Lamer: Well, Mr. Alakazam, tuuuchay. *claps in sarcasm*
Putting up my e-mail for everyone to see and then telling them to send me junk mail...
Why dunt you just lay the frig off...I TOO YUR CONTENT DOWN THE MINUTE YOU SENT THAT FREAKIN E-MAIL! WUT THE HELL ELSE TO YOU WANT!?
It would be kindly considerate of you to remove my e-mail adress from yur site. If you do not, I will most absolutly flame you to everyone I kno. I will also post nothing but crap about yur site on every anime related forum i can get my hands on. As it is the truth. You may have good content, but yur a really mean person.
^ I won't do the things above if you would just remove my e-mail from yur site. ^ If you dunt, I WLL do those things above and i'll just delete this e-mail and use my other one..... Simple as that and yur actually the lame one.... You sunk down to my level, i thought you were an adult....or at least mature....obviosly not....XD
*Don't bother posting this in yur 'lamer' section of yur site. I think they have enough lamer mail coming from me, thank-you very much.*
Reply: This has to qualify for lamer of the year! As she asked, I took down her email address. She should be glad to have her link posted on such a big site anyway. You know what else I want? I wish you didn't bad mouth me after I was nice enough not to post this on my site's from page and get people to actually flame you. I also don't like being threatened twice, especially when you're the one who's in the wrong, not me. Now I've taken down your email address, so are you happy now? Now please, lets just move on already!

i have come up with a new plot that i need satoshi tajiri to see please email at *lamer's email address*
Reply: What makes you think I know the creator of Pokemon Satoshi Tajiri!? I haven't even been to Japan before in my life! I own a Pokemon site because I'm a fan of the show. I do not work on the show, but I wish I did, that would be pretty cool. In other words, I have no idea how to contact him.


Posted July 24, 2006

Lamer: I'am really happy to see this program I like POKEMON and I like to be like ash pokemon trainer but it's not real can you send some picture of ash because I never seen ash befor I really like to see ash's picture's not in pokemon world in real ash please and THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.(this was in very large font)
Reply: Wow, my first lamer mail to respond to in over years and he's polite too! This guy is obviously trying to get here, but that doesn't stop me from having fun does it? Well Mr. Lamer, I don't have a picture of Ash, but I heard a giant Tentacruel is destroying downtown Tokyo, so you might want to check that out if you want to see a real Pokemon.

Lamer: Hi there, I'm a pokelover and wanted to know: If I join you're site as staff do I have to pay?
Reply: Well if it isn't the American education system at work; I mean who else besides an American would spell "your" as "you're"? Ms. Lamer, of course you have to pay to join my site! You also have to pay to be a news updater and especially if you want to write episode guides for me for free! On the other hand, I'll pay you for visiting my website everyday and reading my content; is $200/hour good enough for you? That's almost as much as most lawyers make. My benefits plan also comes with free dental care; beat that! You can thank America Junior aka Canada for that!

[Alakazam]

Posted November 28, 2006

Lamer: hi my name is brian i love pokemon i was wording cood u send me the link like to the seizure episode i wood love to see it form japan u tube took it off thanks
Reply: Ah, the American education system at work; nothing compares! This guy is either trying to be a lamer or he can't spell to save his own life. Kid, next time you email me try to construct a coherent sentence.

Posted December 2, 2006

Lamer: how do we make fan art?
Reply: Uh, you draw it? Wow, that has to be the lamest question ever! If he wanted to know what programs to use to make artwork I would have told him, but his question was so lame that I couldn't resist posting it here!

Posted December 5, 2006

After reading over a few emails I received over the years, I decided to post them since they were so funny. The below emails are from in like 2004 when I posted on my website, The APCC, that I hated Pokemon and for people to beg for me to keep my site open. Since I have a site now it's obvious that I don't hate Pokemon, but I wanted to see if people really cared about my site. As you can read, it produced some hilarious consequences, but for the record I feel really bad about what I said, so please forgive me if you are one of the below people.

Lamer: mmm...yea, "The APCC-Where Pokemon Lives on Forever..." Well, I kno how you feel...
Reply: At least this guy knows that a good thing can't last forever.

Lamer: I will not beg you to keep your site up, however it is a shame that you are taking it down, BUT i will offer to take over the site for you, ill keep it up to date and in good condition. Also, what are you selling of your pokemon things and for how much, i may buy something.
Reply: Ah the scavengers of the Pokemon kingdom; all they want is my site and Pokemon stuff for below market value. For the record, I sold everything on eBay for top dollar.

Lamer: KEEP IT UP you are the only site that is well formed and has a organized site. oki
Reply: Wow, what a true supporter of The APCC! However, then he sent me...

Lamer: Can I control the website if you are getting rid of it please.oki or why not put it up
Reply: By golly, he's just a scavenger like the rest of them! Stay away, vultures!

Lamer: Hi, if you dont like to update, please give me the layout of the apcc and I will take over for you.
Reply: Well if you didn't notice, The APCC was about a whole lot more than a layout; the content is what made is special. The layout was probably the worst part. So if you want to use a layout with a banner of Ritchie, the most hated Pokemon character of all, go ahead. Don't blame me when people start bashing the Ash-wannabe.

Lamer: even on ur banner, " Where Pokemon lives on Forever" is a lie.
Reply: I laughed for about 2 straight hours about this email. Does this guy seriously believe that my site would be around forever? The next time I plan to close my site, I'm going to give it to someone to take over because I don't want to see PokeZam die like The APCC did. However, at least I got to rebrand the site PokeZam, which was something I wanted to do for a long time since "The APCC" screamed newbie Angelfire site to me.

Lamer: DONT U EVER EVER EVER SAY POKEMON SUCKS! I CANT BELIEVE THAT ONLY A MONTH AGO U WERE SAYIN HOW MUCH U HATED POKEMON HATERS! NOW U R ONE OF THEM! I STILL LIKE POKEMON ONLY 4 KIDS IN MY GRADE LIKE IT, WERE DISSED MADE FUN OF AND IVE EVEN LOST A FRIEND OR TWO FROM LIKING IT. I DONT KNOW WHY BUT I STILL LIKE IT...I WISH U WERENT CLOSING THIS SITE, ME AND MY FRIEND WERE THINKING OF MAKIN A SITE WHEN I TOLD HIM U WERE MAKIN IT A WRESTLING SITE. WE WANTED OUR WEBSITE TO BE JUST LIKE THE-APCC. I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I WAS ON THE-APCC. PLEASE! IF U DONT WANT THIS SITE MAYBE U COULD LIKE GIVE IT TO SOMEON SO IT WOULNT DIE OUT. I MEAN ABOUT A WEEK AGO I WAS TALK IN TO U AND U SAID NOTHIN ABOUT POKEMON SUCKS JUST THAT UR CLOSING THE SITE AND MAKIN IT A WRESTLING SITE...IM SORRY BUT I THOUGHT U WERE GREAT! BEING HOW OLD UR AND STILL LIKING POKEMON, BOY, I WAS WRONG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT KILL THIS SITE! GIVE IT TO SOMEONE! DONT LET THE-APCC DIE! PLEASE! PLEASE! IM ACTUALLY CRYING! O MY GOSH! HOW U LIKED POKEMON AND NOW, HOW U HATE IT IM SORY ALAKAZAM IM REALLY SORRY FOR EVER THINKIN THIS SITE WOULD NEVER LEAVE, I WAS WRONG!
Reply: Since you know I like wrestling, I'll make a wrestling reference. Remember when Tatanka turned his back on Lex Luger or Brock Lesnar turned his back on Kurt Angle and turned heel? Well everyone goes through a heel turn in life, but I've turned back to being a good guy/baby face with the reopening of PokeZam. Wow, kids would stop being your friend just because you like Pokemon? What are you, in grade 1? I wonder if this kid made his own site or not like said he would... Maybe he is the owner of Serebii, since he acts childist sometimes. Who knows?

Lamer: U really do hate pokemon...I do know though, deep down in ur heart u will always like pokemon. u probably wont admit it though. I remember the first time i was on ur site....
Reply: Wow, it's like these people are losing a child or a family pet or something. Yes, deep down in my heart near my colon I still like Pokemon.

[Alakazam]

Lamer: No the APCC rules its where i get all the codes in stuff, it's helped alot and always has please dont.(im begging you)
Reply: Wow, we have a begger on our hands! I should beg him to pay me money; I'll do that next time.

Lamer: PLEASE! PLEASE DONT CLOSE THE-APCC! JUST A FEW MONTHS AGO U SAID HOW MUCH U HATED POKEMON HATERS! NOW UR ONE OF THEM! EVEN UR BANNER SAYS, 'WHERE POKEMON LIVES PN FOREVER' IT SURE DOESNT SEEM LIKE IT! SO PLEASE! PLEASE! DONT CLOSE THIS SITE! PLEASE KEEPT IT UP! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEEEEASE!!!!
Reply: Wow, what a polite young man! His mother taught him well with his please's and thank you's. Wow, another person who thinks my site will last forever; I guess children are naive like that. He probably doesn't know that Santa Clause doesn't exist or what 9/11 is. Ah, the innocence of a child, how I miss it.

Lamer: Why the quick change of heart? I think you should keep the site up and running. I always check up on the site to see what is new and that is where I get a lot of my news from when I am looking for anything pokemon. I would be a lost soul if it weren't for this site. I like the codes and walkthroughs that it has to offer. I am begging you to keep it on there and hope that it doesn't fall apart. Thank you for your time.
Reply: Finally, we have someone who can actually spell and he's a begger too! This has to be my lucky day!

Lamer: That is too sad, you are so pathetic. My little brother really liked your site, if you want to close it go ahead, but think of all those kids you are dissapointing. I thought people like you were better people, you showed me different.
Reply: And so he discovers that people aren't all nice. Darn it, I probably ruined his trust in humans. Oh well, he can always watch Family Guy every Sunday on Fox at 8:30pm and forget about his sad life; that's what I do!

Lamer: PLEASE KEEP IT UP!!!!! I CAN TAKE CARE OF IT... LIKE I CAN MAKE GRAPHICS AND STUFF! PLEASE DON'T SHUT IT DOWN!!!!
Reply: You couldn't take care of your pet kitten, Mittens, what makes me trust you with my site?

Posted December 16, 2006

Lamer: Your site was ausome and i think your number one!!
Reply: Thank you. I appreciate the compliment, but maybe you need to stop playing Pokemon on your Game Boy during English class and pay attention.

Posted March 6, 2007

Lamer: freakin awsome sight
Reply: Thank you for your kind compliments about PokeZam. What do you like about PokeZam the best and what do you think could be added to improve it?
Lamer: well it doesnt need improvements and its all the best!!!
Reply: Now I was debating with myself whether I would put this in the Fan Mail or Lamer Mail, but I decided the latter. I mean, at least learn how to spell! I appreciate your kind comments, but you really need to learn how to send an email with more than 3 words. Note to self: don't bother responding to these kind of emails with lengthy replies because I'm just wasting my own time.

Lamer: HEY I'M TOTALLY A BIG FAN OF POKEMON AND POKEZAM IS A BEAST. I CAN'T WAIT TILL D/P RELEASES I THINK I MIGHT BUY BOTH. ANYWAY HIT ME BACK WHEN U CAN.
Reply: This person actually deserves to be literally hit back for yelling at me. I wish kids would understand that typing all in caps makes them look immature and plus it's annoying on the eyes to read. I appreciate the nice comments, but next time please type in lowercase letters when appropriate and use proper spelling and grammar. Thank you.

Lamer: SUP
Reply: Boy, you're not a man of many words. Thanks for joining PokeZam's official MySpace page. Be sure to keep checking back to PokeZam.com for all the great developments regarding ZamAccounts. I posted a new blog yesterday, so please be sure to check that out too. Have a nice day.
Lamer: i like ur website its COOL!!!!
Reply: Thank you! Please keep visiting it! What do you like best about it? What could I add to make it better?
Lamer: try to find some pokemon photos like on google and stuff
Reply: I pretty much gave up talking to this person after the last reply; ok, so I found images of Pokemon on Google... now what? This has to be the lamest email ever for the opening alone. Saying "SUP" would be ok if it was on MSN, but this is an email for gosh sakes! Please, only email me if you have something useful to say.

Lamer: Hi, when is someone gonna update the last thing on there is the poll results?
Reply: What are you talking about? We post news updates everyday! Please be more specific.
Lamer: Sorry about the message my computor is just slow on some things like the updates on pokezam.
Reply: Huh? So when I post a news updates, for people in third world countries it takes 2 years to appear on their computer screen? Weird... I guess they still think the Cold War is going on. Well I hate to break it to them, but communism lost.

Lamer: i love pokezam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply: Sir, I believe you need to get the "1" key checked out on your keyboard because it's stuck.

Lamer: POKEMON RULES!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply: Boy, people really need to get their computers looked after. Cap lock and "1" key stuck; sacré bleu!

Lamer: pokemon is the ONLY game that has the right to use colors for their games!!!...POKEMON PWNS ALL!!
Reply: It looks like we have a little dictator on our hands. Hitler and Mussolini watch out, you have competition!

Posted April 14, 2007

Lamer: Please Finish Writing The Rest Of Pokemon Battle Frontier
Reply: Well at least this guy knows how to use capital letters. Too bad he doesn't understand that you don't have to put them at the beginning of every word.

Posted May 26, 2007

Lamer: when are ever going to finish writing season 9 and 10 please do!
Reply: Wow, just wow. This is like the 5th email from this guy and I respond every single time telling him that they will be done as soon as Team PokeZam has time to take care of the guides. If this guy wants the guides so badly, why doesn't he offer to help? I don't think he's heard of the story of the Little Red Hen, when the animals that did nothing get nothing in the end. Pathetic.

Lamer: hey i need some info? i need to know how can i get a celebi?
Reply: I hate newbies like this. How about starting by telling me which game you're talking about!? By the way, I'm not blind, so feel free to not put all your email text in size 36 font next time and using spell check