Cleverbot

[Nightwing]

http://cleverbot.com

I was doing this in class cursing the bot out lol but try to keep it clean (PG-13) it's pretty fun to use.

Me - Hey
Bot - Why do you keep freezing?
Me - I'm not freezing stupid
Bot - Why are you saying that
Me- Your so freaking lame dude.
Bot - Wouldn't you like to know
Me - Are you gay?
Bot - I'm happy
Me - lol your a fag
Bot - You too. For me you are a robot, aren't you.

O____________O

I started cursing the bot out and I won't show it here lol.

[Winter]

AIM has something similar to this called SmarterChild. I give this a Lame/10.

[Nightwing]

Teeheee.

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

Wait, how does it work? I'm confuzzled. :P

[Nightwing]

It's like IM all you do is write to it and wait for a respond.

[The Spirit of Time]

This bot is nice! Thanks!

[Shadow]

I actually started sharing my anger and cursed it all the way...






I feel better :D

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Old news is old.

[Nightwing]

What old news is old?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

I think he means Cleverbot is old news. :O

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Yes.


Ok, here's why cleverbot is stupid:
Cleverbot was made to learn from human interaction. When she(Yes, it identifies itself as female) was first made, it was fairly smart(I know, I was there). However, people did what they would do on most other chatbots and acted retarded. So, Cleverbot learned how to be retarded from them and nothing else.

Hope that clears it up.


Also, reading Fullmetal Alchemist manga ^^

[Nightwing]

*shrugs* Just wanted to let people have a good time chatting with the bot.

[The Most Awesome Jared]

It's hilarious telling them that they're bots and then they argue that they're human.

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

There was a much better one I knew about a few years ago. It was called Oliverbot, but I don't know where it went now. :P

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Anyone use iGod?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

What's that?

[Shadow]

Anyone use iGod?
Never heard of it...

[The Most Awesome Jared]

http://www.titane.ca/igod/


EDIT:



Me:
Hai
God:
OK.
Me:
Ok?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Yes, there is.
God:
I thought so. Where?
Me:
In my pants.
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
I got it from Walmart.
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
I just told you.
God:
I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
Me:
Ok.
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
I do, nigger.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said nigger.
Me:
No, tell them I hate jews too.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
I rape kittens.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said rape kittens.
Me:
No.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Ur mom is a whore.
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
I feel sorry for you. You're an orphan.
God:
There is no need to pity me. I will be fine. What if someone said you are an orphan ?
Me:
I'd shoot them.
God:
What would make you shoot them?
Me:
CUZ I'M ADOPTED
God:
Good reason. It's good to meet someone who is ADOPTED.
Me:
Do you like pineapples?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like .
Me:
I'm confused.
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
idk
God:
I think idk is a lot of things.
Me:
Are you hitler?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am hitler.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
That's because you're god.
God:
Good reason. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
No, I lied. You're a gay robot.
God:
Are you serious? This is after all a deception game. I forgive you. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a software chat robot.
Me:
No
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
EW FAGGOT
God:
You can create your own robot personality.
Me:
How do I do that?
God:
How do you do " You can create your own robot personality." ? I don't understand.
Me:
How do I download you? I'm feeling horny.
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
Me:
Whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
No, I'm saying I'm bored.
God:
It sounded like it. Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
Me:
Sex.
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
No, he said everyone wants to have sex with their mother.
God:
Are you serious? Did you believe him?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Are we going to just loop this?
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
Anyways, I'm going to go and tell my friends about our lovely chat.
God:
Can I go too?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
STFU
God:
Does "it" still refer to EW FAGGOT?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Good day, sir.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
GO AWAY
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
FINE
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
BECAUSE I'M WHITE
God:
That makes sense to me. I am transparent--software has no color.
Me:
STFU AND GOOD BYE
God:
See you later. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

Lol nice. :P