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Over 9,000 Superkowz
10-03-2009, 05:01 PM
This is a thread to post "Your Mom" jokes at, but we will say "Bob's Mom" to avoid offending anyone. I will start.

Bob's YOUR mom is so fat that whenever she walks outside, there's a solar eclipse.



Only pussies will be offended.
~Jared
The Most Awesome Jared
10-03-2009, 05:44 PM
Bob's mom is so retarded, she failed retard school.











That one sucked. I know.
Shadow
10-04-2009, 11:21 AM
Bob's mom is so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone :P
The Spirit of Time
10-04-2009, 11:51 AM
This one is so stupid:
Bob's mom loves toclean but toclean doesn't love her.
Over 9,000 Superkowz
10-04-2009, 02:27 PM
Bob's mom is so fat she ate the universe.

IDKLOL :D
Shadow
10-05-2009, 10:15 AM
Bob's mom is so fat, when she steps on the weight scales it says...'to be continued'... :D
Over 9,000 Superkowz
10-05-2009, 06:00 PM
Bob's mom is so stupid she sat on the TV to watch the couch. :P
Shadow
10-06-2009, 12:58 PM
Bob's momma's so poor she can't even pay attention! :D
Red Globe
10-06-2009, 01:01 PM
Bob's mom's so ugly she's bobs' mom!
Shadow
10-06-2009, 01:09 PM
Bob's momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback is a refund :P
The Spirit of Time
10-07-2009, 10:53 AM
Bob's mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Shadow
10-07-2009, 12:28 PM
Bob's mom is so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion :P
The Spirit of Time
10-07-2009, 12:41 PM
Bib' mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
shaymin
10-07-2009, 04:58 PM
bobs mom is so fat when she put on a pair of guess jeans the answer popped out
The Most Awesome Jared
10-09-2009, 06:28 PM
Your mom's so fat, the chinese yell GODZILLAAAA!!!
The Spirit of Time
10-10-2009, 01:27 AM
Bob's momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall just to see whats on the other side!
Shadow
10-10-2009, 06:34 AM
Your mom's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks :P
So, it is now "Your mom" jokes xD
shaymin
10-10-2009, 11:03 AM
your moms so fat her shadow has stretch marks
Shadow
10-10-2009, 11:50 AM
Yo momma's so poor she tried soul food :P
Over 9,000 Superkowz
10-10-2009, 02:31 PM
Jared's mom is so stupid she had Jared. -.-
The Spirit of Time
10-11-2009, 12:32 PM
Jared's mom is so stupid she had Jared. -.-

This was actually so funny1 xD


Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
Neo Pikachu
10-11-2009, 12:36 PM
Yo momma's so fat, she makes right guard go left.
Shadow
10-11-2009, 12:47 PM
Yo mama's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince XD
Neo Pikachu
10-11-2009, 12:48 PM
Yo momma's so skinny, for halloween, she covered herself in aluminum foil and went as a leftover breadstick.
Shadow
10-11-2009, 12:49 PM
Yo mama's so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Neo Pikachu
10-11-2009, 12:50 PM
Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus $2.
Over 9,000 Superkowz
10-11-2009, 12:51 PM
Your mom is so stupid that she forgot to breathe.
Neo Pikachu
10-11-2009, 12:54 PM
Yo momma's so dirty, she's gotta creep up on bathwater.
Shadow
10-11-2009, 12:57 PM
Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.
Neo Pikachu
10-11-2009, 01:24 PM
Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is equator.
The Most Awesome Jared
10-11-2009, 04:29 PM
Your mom's so ugly, she looks like SK.




IT'S ON, BITCH.
Over 9,000 Superkowz
10-11-2009, 07:57 PM
Jared's mom is so fat that Jared got stuck in her rolls of fat at birth and almost died.

^_^
The Spirit of Time
10-12-2009, 10:03 AM
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
Shadow
10-12-2009, 12:52 PM
Yo Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample.
shaymin
10-24-2009, 02:19 PM
yo mamas so old she owes fred flinstone a food stamp