Engrish

[The Most Awesome Jared]

What to do: Type something in a translator into another language. Translate back to English.


In: I like flapjacks and peppercorn.
<Japanese>
Out: I like the truth of flapjacks and the pepper.

[Shadow]

This is a funny game:

English: He owns a lot of stores.
<German>
Out: It possesses a quantity of businesses.

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

English - I did your mom's toaster oven!
<Spanish>
Out - I did oven of the toaster of its mom!

[Shadow]

English: I can't wait for those new games to be released!
<Italian>
Out: I do not see it now for the new games to to be released! :D

[The Most Awesome Jared]

For even more Engrish, do it multiple times.

In: Shadow is a dead squirrel, so I ate him.
<Russian>
Out(Chronological order):
Shadow dead squirrel; therefore I ate him.
Squirrel of shadow corpse; therefore I ate him.
Squirrel of the corpse of shadow; therefore I ate him.


Russian is fairly accurate, compared to the other languages...

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

English - Tacos are good.
<Bulgarian>
Out - Tacos are good.

Ehh, Bulgarian fails.

[Shadow]

English: Wake up! You're late!
<Bulgarian>
Out: Wake up! Vi're later! (Weird...)

[The Most Awesome Jared]

In: I always hated Billie Mays, but I gave up once he died.
<Greek>
Out: I hated always Billie Mays, but I stopped as soon as it died.


I'm shocked.

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

English - In 1972, a boy named Bob was born. He got shot in the head and died. The end... Wasn't that exciting?
<French>
Out - In 1972, a boy named Bobsled had been born. It was pulled in the head and dead. The end... Did not that excite?

Bobsled was funny!!! :D

[The Spirit of Time]

I don't know if I am doing it right, but hopefully, yeah.

English- I want to buy Heart Gold.

<<Filipino>>
Out: I want to buy Gold Heart

[Shadow]

I don't know if I am doing it right, but hopefully, yeah.

English- I want to buy Heart Gold.

<<Filipino>>
Gusto kong bumili Heart Gold

^ I have no idea what are they talking about! :S
This is a wrong post -_-
Check the instructions in the first post, and take a look at our posts, too.

Correct format:
English: There seemed to be a lot of suspicion among the kids as to who stole the candy bar.
<Portuguese>
Out: It looked to have a hill of distrust between the infants to respect whose stole the candy.
LOL! :D

[The Spirit of Time]

English- Having some monsters is awesome, but what about having pets?
<<Afrikaans>>
Out-

Given some monsters is awesome, but what about with pets?

[Shadow]

English: We have to save the princess! She's hot!
<French>
Out: We have the stop the princess! She is hot!

[The Spirit of Time]

English- We must kill the prince! He is ugly!

<<Albanian>>

Out-
We must kill the prince! He is ugly!

[Shadow]

English: He's got a really powerful memory
<Chinese (simplified)>
Out: He obtained a really powerful memories.

[The Spirit of Time]

I must rescue him otherwise he will die!
<<Belarusian>>
Out- I must save him or he will die!

[The Most Awesome Jared]

In: You make my penis harder than Chinese algebra!
Chinese(Traditional)
Out: You make my penis hard ratio China algebra!


Do you guys even know how hard Chinese algebra is?