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The Most Awesome Jared
09-05-2009, 04:37 PM
Post the worst pickup lines you can think of.




"How much do you cost?"




"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Catty
09-05-2009, 09:01 PM
"So...uh....you're a girl, right?"
The Most Awesome Jared
09-06-2009, 06:39 AM
"Do you want to be as famous on the internet as <insert porn star here>?"
Red Globe
09-06-2009, 07:42 AM
"Nice legs baby, when do they open up?"
The Most Awesome Jared
09-06-2009, 10:23 AM
If you were a store, you'd be 7/11.
Over 9,000 Superkowz
09-06-2009, 11:33 AM
"I play Pokemon."

Probably not a good one for some of them.
The Most Awesome Jared
09-06-2009, 01:46 PM
I'm a level 40 paladin on WoW, level 112 on Runescape, and I have 9,000,000 gold on Gaia. Worship me.
Neo Pikachu
09-06-2009, 02:58 PM
"Your place or mine?"
The Most Awesome Jared
09-06-2009, 03:18 PM
Do you choke on your toothbrush? If so, we may have a problem.
Over 9,000 Superkowz
09-06-2009, 03:46 PM
Ahahaha that one made me lol Jared!!! XD
Catty
09-06-2009, 05:26 PM
"Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?"
"If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second."
The Most Awesome Jared
09-06-2009, 05:34 PM
"Have you ever seen an albino black snake?"
shaymin
09-06-2009, 10:28 PM
hey i seen you at the star trek canvention
Neo Pikachu
09-06-2009, 11:07 PM
"Hey baby, I have the money, but you have to work for it."
Over 9,000 Superkowz
09-06-2009, 11:21 PM
"LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEENKIIIIINS!!!"



That's why Jared doesn't have a girlfriend. ^_^



Sorry if you actually have a girlfriend Jared. ;)
shaymin
09-06-2009, 11:24 PM
hey want dinner i have my coupon book right here
The Most Awesome Jared
09-07-2009, 07:30 AM
Sorry if you actually have a girlfriend Jared. ;)


Because I don't have a girlfriend, that did the exact opposite of what you intended.
Over 9,000 Superkowz
09-07-2009, 12:24 PM
Well, I guess a bad pickup line would be "LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEENKIIIIINS!!!" then.
The Most Awesome Jared
09-07-2009, 12:35 PM
If love were blood, I'd be a slaughterhouse.
Nightwing
09-07-2009, 04:24 PM
"Hey girl you drop my number"
Over 9,000 Superkowz
09-07-2009, 05:17 PM
You're hideous.
FreezeWarp
09-26-2009, 08:51 PM
"Hey, you look like a gorgeous andapinantean from the lovely planet xarogs."

I could just see one of my friends saying that then getting a soda in the face. :D
Red Globe
09-27-2009, 05:47 AM
"So... You heard I liek prettykipz"