Worst pickup lines

[Jaredvcxz]

Post the worst pickup lines you can think of.




"How much do you cost?"




"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[Catty]

"So...uh....you're a girl, right?"

[Jaredvcxz]

"Do you want to be as famous on the internet as <insert porn star here>?"

[Red Globe]

"Nice legs baby, when do they open up?"

[Jaredvcxz]

If you were a store, you'd be 7/11.

[SK]

"I play Pokemon."

Probably not a good one for some of them.

[Jaredvcxz]

I'm a level 40 paladin on WoW, level 112 on Runescape, and I have 9,000,000 gold on Gaia. Worship me.

[Neo Pikachu]

"Your place or mine?"

[Jaredvcxz]

Do you choke on your toothbrush? If so, we may have a problem.

[SK]

Ahahaha that one made me lol Jared!!! XD

[Catty]

"Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?"
"If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second."

[Jaredvcxz]

"Have you ever seen an albino black snake?"

[shaymin]

hey i seen you at the star trek canvention

[Neo Pikachu]

"Hey baby, I have the money, but you have to work for it."

[SK]

"LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEENKIIIIINS!!!"



That's why Jared doesn't have a girlfriend. ^_^



Sorry if you actually have a girlfriend Jared. ;)

[shaymin]

hey want dinner i have my coupon book right here

[Jaredvcxz]

Sorry if you actually have a girlfriend Jared. ;)


Because I don't have a girlfriend, that did the exact opposite of what you intended.

[SK]

Well, I guess a bad pickup line would be "LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEENKIIIIINS!!!" then.

[Jaredvcxz]

If love were blood, I'd be a slaughterhouse.

[Legend]

"Hey girl you drop my number"

[SK]

You're hideous.

[FreezeWarp]

"Hey, you look like a gorgeous andapinantean from the lovely planet xarogs."

I could just see one of my friends saying that then getting a soda in the face. :D

[Red Globe]

"So... You heard I liek prettykipz"