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Neo Pikachu
07-24-2009, 01:21 AM
This was a popular game on another forum I belong to. So I decided to try it here. Ever heard of the phrase If life gives you lemons...blah, blah, blah? Well let's see what happens when you get other things then lemons.

This is how it works. I start with the beginning of the phrase and then the next poster finishes it as well as makes up a new phrase.

Example:

Phrase: If life gives you pigs...

Answer: have bacon, start a farm, make piggybanks, etc...

Just have fun with it and be creative!

Now I'll start!

If life gives you stars...
FreezeWarp
07-24-2009, 01:46 AM
If life gives you stars...

Make a galaxy.

If life gives you smilie faces...
Neo Pikachu
07-24-2009, 02:15 AM
Make Smilie icons...

If Life Gives You Talent...
FreezeWarp
07-24-2009, 02:04 PM
If Life Gives You Talent...

Throw a talent show.

If life gives you limes...
Red Globe
07-25-2009, 07:00 AM
Make coca-cola.

If life gives you power of OVER 9000,
Yo Shee
07-26-2009, 11:54 AM
Laugh hysterically because I got to post here before Jared could.

If life gives you cheese...
The Most Awesome Jared
07-26-2009, 12:28 PM
Make mac & cheese.




If life gave you Yo Shee as a punching bag...



>:)
FreezeWarp
07-26-2009, 04:13 PM
Make mac & cheese.




If life gave you Yo Shee as a punching bag...



>:)

Paint a Jared face on him.


If life gives you a basketball...
The Most Awesome Jared
07-26-2009, 04:17 PM
Play baseball :)



If life gives you herpes...
FreezeWarp
07-27-2009, 09:34 PM
If life gives you herpes...

...Get a hooker?


If you life gives you pyrite (fools gold) coins...?
Red Globe
07-28-2009, 03:27 AM
Sell em.

If life gives you talent,
FreezeWarp
07-28-2009, 10:59 AM
If life gives you talent,

Throw a talent show.

If life gives you cats and dogs, ...
The Most Awesome Jared
07-28-2009, 11:02 AM
watch catdog.



If life gives you candy canes...
FreezeWarp
07-28-2009, 01:10 PM
If life gives you candy canes...

Get high on peppermint.

If life gives you shoes...
shaymin
09-15-2009, 08:30 PM
If life gives you shoes...
run around in circles
if life gives you peanuts
Catty
09-15-2009, 09:18 PM
Throw them at your extremely allergic friend.

If life gives you 10,000 dollars...
The Spirit of Time
09-16-2009, 03:11 AM
go and buy dozens and dozens of Pokemon Heart Gold and Soul Silver.


If life gives you a rare friend...
Shadow
09-16-2009, 04:39 AM
go search for a rare Pokemon :P
If life gives you a hilarious personality...
The Spirit of Time
09-16-2009, 06:34 AM
be serious.
If life gives you intelligence...
Shadow
09-16-2009, 06:58 AM
become a nerd who spends most of his life on studying.
If life gives you a real Pokemon ...
The Spirit of Time
09-16-2009, 07:18 AM
destroy the world!
If life gives you a game...
Shadow
09-16-2009, 07:24 AM
play through it until your eyes pop out.
If life gives you a robot...
The Spirit of Time
09-16-2009, 12:19 PM
don't use your hands ever.
If life gives you electricity...
Shadow
09-16-2009, 01:57 PM
Open up a power plant.
If life gives you a flower...
shaymin
09-17-2009, 04:26 PM
shove it up your friends nose:eek:
if life gives you a rainbow...
Shadow
09-17-2009, 04:30 PM
Slide on it until you reach the treasure :P
If life gives you a pre-release copy of the English SoulSilver...
The Spirit of Time
09-18-2009, 02:44 PM
Start playing it immediately!
If life gives you the ability to wait...
Shadow
09-18-2009, 03:01 PM
Wait until life get's bombed.
If life gives you a bucket of water...
The Spirit of Time
09-19-2009, 08:36 AM
drink it!
If life gives you pizza...
Shadow
09-19-2009, 08:39 AM
throw it all over your room until your maid comes and cleans after you xD
If life gives you a DSi...
The Spirit of Time
09-19-2009, 02:37 PM
use it with no pause.
If life gives you a loyal friend...
Shadow
09-19-2009, 02:43 PM
trick him into believing you are loyal too.
If life gives you a parrot...
The Spirit of Time
09-20-2009, 07:00 AM
teach it to speak.
If life gives you what you want...
Shadow
09-20-2009, 07:20 AM
DEMAND MORE! :D
If life gives you headphones...
FreezeWarp
09-26-2009, 09:07 PM
Block out your nagging wife/mother/mother-in-law/parrot with really loud music.
Shadow
10-15-2009, 12:36 PM
^No question?
If life gives you a Mac...
The Spirit of Time
10-15-2009, 12:39 PM
use it!
If life gives you a real pokemon...
Shadow
10-15-2009, 12:51 PM
Train it and destroy the world with it.
If life gives you an iTunes account...

*Please stop saying "Use it!" or something similar. Be more creative*
The Most Awesome Jared
10-15-2009, 02:59 PM
Use it :P


Jk, use it to hack the CIA mainframe and get Apple in trouble.



If life gives you 72 virgins...
Shadow
10-15-2009, 03:24 PM
Throw them away as they are pretty much useless :P
If life gives you a dirty mind...
The Most Awesome Jared
10-15-2009, 03:32 PM
I already have one.

If life gives you hugs...
Shadow
10-15-2009, 03:37 PM
demand for kisses.
If life gives you an extra liver...
The Most Awesome Jared
10-15-2009, 03:42 PM
Eat the old one.

If life gives you Obama
Shadow
10-15-2009, 03:51 PM
yell at him, pointing out he didn't deserve the Nobel Prize for peace.
If life gives you a BLACK child...
The Spirit of Time
10-16-2009, 10:13 AM
Paint him white!
If life gives you white child?
The Most Awesome Jared
10-16-2009, 02:50 PM
Paint him black!(Lol, we've got a little paradox here)

If life gives you a 1/3 developed, potato sized, dead fetus...
Shadow
10-17-2009, 05:53 AM
Play football with it.
If life gives you sunflower oil...
The Most Awesome Jared
10-17-2009, 07:44 AM
Rub it all over your sexy body on a webcam :D



If life gives you a forum with an overly perverted moderator...
Shadow
10-17-2009, 11:50 AM
invite him to bed ;D
If life gives you an ASCII code...
The Spirit of Time
10-18-2009, 10:31 AM
change it with an OCR to something which I really don't know! xD
If life gives you a friend who is a pet for you....
Shadow
10-18-2009, 12:25 PM
throw a bone very far so that he can't fetch it for you.
If life gives you a granola bar...
shaymin
10-24-2009, 02:23 PM
...eat it before someone sees u
if life gives u a bb gun...
The Spirit of Time
10-25-2009, 11:39 AM
shoot Shaymin directly!
If life gives you The Spirit of Time....
Shadow
10-25-2009, 11:53 AM
Travel back and fight along with Hitler or Napoleon.
If life gives you a bunch of lame bastards...
FreezeWarp
11-09-2009, 02:09 PM
Organize a militia.

If life gives you three tons of lard...
Shadow
11-10-2009, 11:33 AM
paint a drawing with it. You never know what might result XD
If life gives you a mammoth ....
The Spirit of Time
11-10-2009, 11:36 AM
Go back to the ice age.
If life gives you a chance of acting Harry Potter...
Shadow
11-10-2009, 11:38 AM
take the wand and chant someone you hate to death.
If life gives you an electronic microscope ...

*Spirit: Use it/Check some plant or animals cells with it.*
Come on, be more creative >_>
The Spirit of Time
11-10-2009, 11:39 AM
@ Shadow: I didn't even post yet!

Zoom out the Earth until it becomes greater than the Sun.

If life gives you a light microscope...
Shadow
11-10-2009, 11:44 AM
see through your friend's brain.
If life gives you an anti-virus software ...
The Spirit of Time
11-11-2009, 09:58 AM
scan your computer. :P
If life gives you SHADOW...
Neo Pikachu
11-11-2009, 10:39 AM
If life gives you nightmares with Darkrai, get sweet dreams with Cresselia.
Shadow
11-11-2009, 11:06 AM
scan your computer. :P
If life gives you SHADOW...
Put him on a high shelf so that no one can get to him, kneel in front of him and obey his rules.

If life gives you a girlfriend...
Neo Pikachu
11-19-2009, 11:09 PM
...act like you're her boyfriend.

If life gives you a microphone...
Shadow
11-20-2009, 12:03 AM
scream in someone's ear using it.
If life gives you New Super Mario Bros. Wii...
Neo Pikachu
11-20-2009, 11:26 PM
...Invite SK and he'll play it with you.

If life gives you a scary movie marathon...
The Spirit of Time
11-21-2009, 02:21 AM
close your eyes and scream!
If life gives you New Moon...