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Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 10:07 PM
Ask a stupid question - get a stupid answer, here we go!

Is it against the rules to post Hentai here?
FreezeWarp
07-20-2009, 03:24 AM
Only if it is sexual. (I've never played this game, so I'm no sure if that would be the usual answer. I'll learn :D)

Is 2+2 a number?
Neo Pikachu
07-20-2009, 01:59 PM
No, it is an equation.

Is this a post?
FreezeWarp
07-20-2009, 05:02 PM
Its not a thread.

What is Pokemon?
Neo Pikachu
07-20-2009, 05:03 PM
A human being.

What is an answer?
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-20-2009, 05:04 PM
My pants.

Where do you live?
Neo Pikachu
07-20-2009, 05:04 PM
Here.

How do you breathe?
FreezeWarp
07-20-2009, 05:06 PM
Like this.

Can I see?
Neo Pikachu
07-20-2009, 05:08 PM
I can't.

Did I type this?
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-20-2009, 05:15 PM
No, your pet raccoon did.

Do you like Pokemon?
Neo Pikachu
07-20-2009, 05:16 PM
No, I just happen to stay active on Pokemon Forums...

Is there a difference between Anime and Manga?
FreezeWarp
07-20-2009, 05:26 PM
Only for some people.

Is cheating fair?
Neo Pikachu
07-20-2009, 05:30 PM
I don't think it unfair.

Is football a physical contact sport?
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-20-2009, 05:48 PM
No, it's a hot dog.

Is Pikachu a Pokemon?
Neo Pikachu
07-20-2009, 05:50 PM
I think it is a Digimon.

Is Digimon an anime?
FreezeWarp
07-20-2009, 06:24 PM
No, its a vacuum cleaner.

If I type "2", what will appear?
Neo Pikachu
07-21-2009, 01:36 AM
Two will appear.

If three is before four, what is after three?
FreezeWarp
07-21-2009, 12:28 PM
Ten.

Why is the sky red?
Neo Pikachu
07-21-2009, 12:30 PM
because it isn't blue.

Why do you need members in order for a Forum to be considered Successful?
FreezeWarp
07-21-2009, 12:38 PM
Because the word "Members" starts with "F", like "Forums".

Is yellow the new white?
Neo Pikachu
07-21-2009, 12:39 PM
Nope, its the new black.

Are cell phones used for communication?
FreezeWarp
07-21-2009, 12:46 PM
No, they are used for talking to people.

Why are humans animals?
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-21-2009, 01:16 PM
We have belly buttons.

Why does PokeZam exist?
Neo Pikachu
07-21-2009, 01:41 PM
It exists?

How come the wackiest Rappers become famous nowadays?
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-21-2009, 03:06 PM
They wear pants.

Why am I alive?
Red Globe
07-21-2009, 03:34 PM
Because your parents were drunk.

WHY IS THE CAKE A LIE?
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-21-2009, 04:14 PM
Because I ate it.

Why is it 3:14 PM?
Red Globe
07-21-2009, 04:22 PM
Because the Earth spins~

Why is sink ink ffffffooooosssible?
FreezeWarp
07-21-2009, 07:44 PM
Why is sink ink ffffffooooosssible?

Because sink and ink rhyme.


Why is gray a shade of black?
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-21-2009, 07:45 PM
Because I said so.

Why is barbecue sauce good?
FreezeWarp
07-21-2009, 07:54 PM
Because its awesome saucy.

Why is the Earth flat?
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-21-2009, 08:02 PM
Because of Antarctica.

Why is 8 a number?
FreezeWarp
07-21-2009, 08:20 PM
Because it was too good to be a letter.

Why does three rhyme with me?
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-21-2009, 08:21 PM
Because pie rhymes with die.

Why does you avatar never change?
FreezeWarp
07-21-2009, 08:43 PM
Why does you avatar never change?

Because no one has a good one to offer.

Why is green the opposite of red?
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-21-2009, 09:46 PM
Because whoever made the color wheel is dumb.

Why is my signature made by Neo Pikachu?
FreezeWarp
07-21-2009, 09:52 PM
Why is my signature made by Neo Pikachu?

Because you don't know how to make your own.


Why did my mother give birth to me?
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-21-2009, 09:54 PM
She wanted a pet.

Your above answer isn't stupid, by the way.

Why don't I know how to make a signature?
FreezeWarp
07-21-2009, 10:03 PM
Your above answer isn't stupid, by the way.

I told you, I'm bad.

Why don't I know how to make a signature?

Because you never went to clown school.
Neo Pikachu
07-24-2009, 02:39 AM
What is a signature used for?
FreezeWarp
07-24-2009, 02:15 PM
What is a signature used for?

Being a show-off.

Why does it hurt when I do this?:
*hits self in male sensitive spot*
Neo Pikachu
07-24-2009, 02:34 PM
Because nothing really is down there. You're just wishing something was.

What is the Digital Video Recording (DVR) used for?
fraidy
07-24-2009, 05:27 PM
to make a sandwich

why am i here?
Neo Pikachu
07-25-2009, 05:18 AM
To abandon the Forums...

Why was I not here most of yesterday?
FreezeWarp
07-27-2009, 09:29 PM
Why was I not here most of yesterday?

You were too busy not being here.


Why does black not look good on me?