How to Get Fired [Archive]

shaymin

07-15-2009, 10:16 PM

throwing food at ur customers so its fast enough

Winter

07-15-2009, 10:23 PM

*moves to Forum Games*

Calling out sick too often.

FreezeWarp

07-15-2009, 10:25 PM

*moves to Forum Games*

You beat me to the punch ;) Interesting, the "After much intense calculation" error doesn't appear. Vbulletin made sure they coded it so you really were stupid for trying to move it :P

Well, I would say that losing a finger in your customers food would be a good method.

shaymin

07-15-2009, 10:28 PM

whipping food at your customers say its fast food:tongue_out:

FreezeWarp

07-16-2009, 04:07 PM

TP-ing your boss's house.

07-16-2009, 04:23 PM

Ohoho, I did that to my principal.

Being really slow.

FreezeWarp

07-16-2009, 05:21 PM

Giving all your friends free food.

07-16-2009, 06:12 PM

Give yourself free food.

Winter

07-16-2009, 06:14 PM

Giving customers discounts when not allowed (this can also get you arrested)

07-16-2009, 08:41 PM

Get arrested. ;)

FreezeWarp

07-16-2009, 09:57 PM

Sell the stock on Ebay.

07-16-2009, 10:03 PM

Sell your job position on Ebay.

FreezeWarp

07-17-2009, 06:26 PM

Sell your boss on Ebay.

Neo Pikachu

07-17-2009, 06:44 PM

Sell your boss' boss on ebay

FreezeWarp

07-17-2009, 06:57 PM

Outbid your boss on ebay.

Neo Pikachu

07-17-2009, 07:05 PM

Have a secret relationship with your bosses mom.

FreezeWarp

07-17-2009, 09:54 PM

Have a secret relationship with your boss's wife.

Neo Pikachu

07-17-2009, 11:09 PM

Have a secret relationship with your boss' son.

FreezeWarp

07-17-2009, 11:49 PM

Breaking off a secret relationship with your boss.

Neo Pikachu

07-17-2009, 11:58 PM

Playing computer games on your office desktop and never getting work done.

FreezeWarp

07-18-2009, 12:07 AM

Spilling a tray of food on a critic.

Neo Pikachu

07-18-2009, 12:11 AM

Telling your boss to F*** off when you make a bad business decision.

Red Globe

07-18-2009, 03:54 AM

Bitchslapping your boss (from my experience it works with teachers)

FreezeWarp

07-18-2009, 10:33 AM

Trying to fire your boss...

Neo Pikachu

07-18-2009, 10:58 AM

Writing graffiti on the walls of your bosses office and putting your signature on the desk...

FreezeWarp

07-18-2009, 08:00 PM

Putting the Playboy channel on the TV.

Neo Pikachu

07-18-2009, 09:38 PM

Hm... if your boss is a male, that'd get you promoted. J/K...

Continuously pulling the Fire Alarm every time you're supposed to go to a meeting...

FreezeWarp

07-18-2009, 09:47 PM

Add stickers to the order-taking machine thingy.

(I'm losing my creativity it would seam).

Neo Pikachu

07-19-2009, 07:07 PM

Set off a stink bomb in your Bosses office during one of his important business meetings...

Legend

07-19-2009, 07:15 PM

Going out with the bosses daughter

Neo Pikachu

07-19-2009, 07:22 PM

Going out with the bosses daughter

I said son, ;P

Going out with the bosses niece.

FreezeWarp

07-19-2009, 08:25 PM

What if his niece, daughter, etc. is 20 and is moping off of him? I think he'd promote you :P

Rickroll your boss!

07-19-2009, 08:27 PM

Rickroll your customers in front of your boss.

Neo Pikachu

07-19-2009, 08:27 PM

Sleeping in his bed when he's home...

FreezeWarp

07-19-2009, 08:37 PM

Sleeping in his bed when you call in sick XD

Neo Pikachu

07-19-2009, 08:38 PM

Giving him Swine Flu...

FreezeWarp

07-20-2009, 05:31 AM

I would argue that coming to work sick could be itself termination grounds. More so if you have Swine Flu :P

07-20-2009, 08:19 AM

Put poo in the food.

Neo Pikachu

07-20-2009, 12:57 PM

Fart in his face...

FreezeWarp

07-20-2009, 04:01 PM

Imitate almost any scene from "The Office".

Neo Pikachu

07-20-2009, 04:30 PM

Throw bananas on the white walls.

07-20-2009, 04:45 PM

Throw poo on white walls.

Neo Pikachu

07-20-2009, 04:52 PM

Bring your Dog to work and allow it to do nothing but complete and utter chaos.

FreezeWarp

07-20-2009, 05:24 PM

Lose a finger in the food. X(

07-20-2009, 09:25 PM

Lose a hand in the food. O.O

FreezeWarp

07-20-2009, 09:35 PM

Lose an unmentionable in the food. DX

07-20-2009, 09:40 PM

LOLOLOLOOOLOLOLLLOLOL!!!!! :D

Take food to coustomer, then eat (Spongebob to be honest).

FreezeWarp

07-20-2009, 09:46 PM

lolz.

Demand a high tip if you are going to bring the food to your customers.

07-20-2009, 09:47 PM

Eat the food that the cook gives to you so you can give it to a customer (Spongebob again :D).

Neo Pikachu

07-21-2009, 12:31 AM

Spit in your Bosses water and tell him you did after he/she drinks it...

07-21-2009, 08:06 AM

Pee in your bosses lemonade and tell them you did it after they drink it.

Neo Pikachu

07-21-2009, 10:47 AM

Throw barbecue on the white floor of your bosses office.

07-21-2009, 11:15 AM

Turn your bosses office into an ice skating rink, even if it's really small.

FreezeWarp

07-21-2009, 11:41 AM

Install Windows 3 on all of the computers.

07-21-2009, 12:09 PM

Crash all of the computers.

FreezeWarp

07-21-2009, 06:46 PM

Give away all of the computers as prizes.

07-21-2009, 06:58 PM

Give away your boss as a prize. :D

FreezeWarp

07-27-2009, 08:25 PM

Offer a person to be boss for a day which your boss will be on vacation for. Don't tell him, of course.

shaymin

08-28-2009, 02:34 PM

be the FBI (female body inspector)

08-28-2009, 07:04 PM

Nice one! XD

I cleaned up the title by the way. :P