View Full Version : How to Get Fired
shaymin
07-15-2009, 10:16 PM
throwing food at ur customers so its fast enough
Winter
07-15-2009, 10:23 PM
*moves to Forum Games*
Calling out sick too often.
FreezeWarp
07-15-2009, 10:25 PM
*moves to Forum Games*
You beat me to the punch ;) Interesting, the "After much intense calculation" error doesn't appear. Vbulletin made sure they coded it so you really were stupid for trying to move it :P
Well, I would say that losing a finger in your customers food would be a good method.
shaymin
07-15-2009, 10:28 PM
whipping food at your customers say its fast food:tongue_out:
FreezeWarp
07-16-2009, 04:07 PM
TP-ing your boss's house.
Ohoho, I did that to my principal.
Being really slow.
FreezeWarp
07-16-2009, 05:21 PM
Giving all your friends free food.
Winter
07-16-2009, 06:14 PM
Giving customers discounts when not allowed (this can also get you arrested)
FreezeWarp
07-16-2009, 09:57 PM
Sell the stock on Ebay.
Sell your job position on Ebay.
FreezeWarp
07-17-2009, 06:26 PM
Sell your boss on Ebay.
Neo Pikachu
07-17-2009, 06:44 PM
Sell your boss' boss on ebay
FreezeWarp
07-17-2009, 06:57 PM
Outbid your boss on ebay.
Neo Pikachu
07-17-2009, 07:05 PM
Have a secret relationship with your bosses mom.
FreezeWarp
07-17-2009, 09:54 PM
Have a secret relationship with your boss's wife.
Neo Pikachu
07-17-2009, 11:09 PM
Have a secret relationship with your boss' son.
FreezeWarp
07-17-2009, 11:49 PM
Breaking off a secret relationship with your boss.
Neo Pikachu
07-17-2009, 11:58 PM
Playing computer games on your office desktop and never getting work done.
FreezeWarp
07-18-2009, 12:07 AM
Spilling a tray of food on a critic.
Neo Pikachu
07-18-2009, 12:11 AM
Telling your boss to F*** off when you make a bad business decision.
Red Globe
07-18-2009, 03:54 AM
Bitchslapping your boss (from my experience it works with teachers)
FreezeWarp
07-18-2009, 10:33 AM
Trying to fire your boss...
Neo Pikachu
07-18-2009, 10:58 AM
Writing graffiti on the walls of your bosses office and putting your signature on the desk...
FreezeWarp
07-18-2009, 08:00 PM
Putting the Playboy channel on the TV.
Neo Pikachu
07-18-2009, 09:38 PM
Hm... if your boss is a male, that'd get you promoted. J/K...
Continuously pulling the Fire Alarm every time you're supposed to go to a meeting...
FreezeWarp
07-18-2009, 09:47 PM
Add stickers to the order-taking machine thingy.
(I'm losing my creativity it would seam).
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 07:07 PM
Set off a stink bomb in your Bosses office during one of his important business meetings...
Legend
07-19-2009, 07:15 PM
Going out with the bosses daughter
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 07:22 PM
Going out with the bosses daughter
I said son, ;P
Going out with the bosses niece.
FreezeWarp
07-19-2009, 08:25 PM
What if his niece, daughter, etc. is 20 and is moping off of him? I think he'd promote you :P
Rickroll your boss!
Rickroll your customers in front of your boss.
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 08:27 PM
Sleeping in his bed when he's home...
FreezeWarp
07-19-2009, 08:37 PM
Sleeping in his bed when you call in sick XD
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 08:38 PM
Giving him Swine Flu...
FreezeWarp
07-20-2009, 05:31 AM
I would argue that coming to work sick could be itself termination grounds. More so if you have Swine Flu :P
Neo Pikachu
07-20-2009, 12:57 PM
Fart in his face...
FreezeWarp
07-20-2009, 04:01 PM
Imitate almost any scene from "The Office".
Neo Pikachu
07-20-2009, 04:30 PM
Throw bananas on the white walls.
Throw poo on white walls.
Neo Pikachu
07-20-2009, 04:52 PM
Bring your Dog to work and allow it to do nothing but complete and utter chaos.
FreezeWarp
07-20-2009, 05:24 PM
Lose a finger in the food. X(
Lose a hand in the food. O.O
FreezeWarp
07-20-2009, 09:35 PM
Lose an unmentionable in the food. DX
LOLOLOLOOOLOLOLLLOLOL!!!!! :D
Take food to coustomer, then eat (Spongebob to be honest).
FreezeWarp
07-20-2009, 09:46 PM
lolz.
Demand a high tip if you are going to bring the food to your customers.
Eat the food that the cook gives to you so you can give it to a customer (Spongebob again :D).
Neo Pikachu
07-21-2009, 12:31 AM
Spit in your Bosses water and tell him you did after he/she drinks it...
Pee in your bosses lemonade and tell them you did it after they drink it.
Neo Pikachu
07-21-2009, 10:47 AM
Throw barbecue on the white floor of your bosses office.
Turn your bosses office into an ice skating rink, even if it's really small.
FreezeWarp
07-21-2009, 11:41 AM
Install Windows 3 on all of the computers.
Crash all of the computers.
FreezeWarp
07-21-2009, 06:46 PM
Give away all of the computers as prizes.
Give away your boss as a prize. :D
FreezeWarp
07-27-2009, 08:25 PM
Offer a person to be boss for a day which your boss will be on vacation for. Don't tell him, of course.
shaymin
08-28-2009, 02:34 PM
be the FBI (female body inspector)
Nice one! XD
I cleaned up the title by the way. :P
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