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shaymin
07-15-2009, 11:16 PM
throwing food at ur customers so its fast enough
Winter
07-15-2009, 11:23 PM
*moves to Forum Games*

Calling out sick too often.
FreezeWarp
07-15-2009, 11:25 PM
*moves to Forum Games*

You beat me to the punch ;) Interesting, the "After much intense calculation" error doesn't appear. Vbulletin made sure they coded it so you really were stupid for trying to move it :P


Well, I would say that losing a finger in your customers food would be a good method.
shaymin
07-15-2009, 11:28 PM
whipping food at your customers say its fast food:tongue_out:
FreezeWarp
07-16-2009, 05:07 PM
TP-ing your boss's house.
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-16-2009, 05:23 PM
Ohoho, I did that to my principal.

Being really slow.
FreezeWarp
07-16-2009, 06:21 PM
Giving all your friends free food.
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-16-2009, 07:12 PM
Give yourself free food.
Winter
07-16-2009, 07:14 PM
Giving customers discounts when not allowed (this can also get you arrested)
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-16-2009, 09:41 PM
Get arrested. ;)
FreezeWarp
07-16-2009, 10:57 PM
Sell the stock on Ebay.
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-16-2009, 11:03 PM
Sell your job position on Ebay.
FreezeWarp
07-17-2009, 07:26 PM
Sell your boss on Ebay.
Neo Pikachu
07-17-2009, 07:44 PM
Sell your boss' boss on ebay
FreezeWarp
07-17-2009, 07:57 PM
Outbid your boss on ebay.
Neo Pikachu
07-17-2009, 08:05 PM
Have a secret relationship with your bosses mom.
FreezeWarp
07-17-2009, 10:54 PM
Have a secret relationship with your boss's wife.
Neo Pikachu
07-18-2009, 12:09 AM
Have a secret relationship with your boss' son.
FreezeWarp
07-18-2009, 12:49 AM
Breaking off a secret relationship with your boss.
Neo Pikachu
07-18-2009, 12:58 AM
Playing computer games on your office desktop and never getting work done.
FreezeWarp
07-18-2009, 01:07 AM
Spilling a tray of food on a critic.
Neo Pikachu
07-18-2009, 01:11 AM
Telling your boss to F*** off when you make a bad business decision.
Red Globe
07-18-2009, 04:54 AM
Bitchslapping your boss (from my experience it works with teachers)
FreezeWarp
07-18-2009, 11:33 AM
Trying to fire your boss...
Neo Pikachu
07-18-2009, 11:58 AM
Writing graffiti on the walls of your bosses office and putting your signature on the desk...
FreezeWarp
07-18-2009, 09:00 PM
Putting the Playboy channel on the TV.
Neo Pikachu
07-18-2009, 10:38 PM
Hm... if your boss is a male, that'd get you promoted. J/K...

Continuously pulling the Fire Alarm every time you're supposed to go to a meeting...
FreezeWarp
07-18-2009, 10:47 PM
Add stickers to the order-taking machine thingy.

(I'm losing my creativity it would seam).
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 08:07 PM
Set off a stink bomb in your Bosses office during one of his important business meetings...
Nightwing
07-19-2009, 08:15 PM
Going out with the bosses daughter
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 08:22 PM
Going out with the bosses daughter

I said son, ;P

Going out with the bosses niece.
FreezeWarp
07-19-2009, 09:25 PM
What if his niece, daughter, etc. is 20 and is moping off of him? I think he'd promote you :P

Rickroll your boss!
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-19-2009, 09:27 PM
Rickroll your customers in front of your boss.
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 09:27 PM
Sleeping in his bed when he's home...
FreezeWarp
07-19-2009, 09:37 PM
Sleeping in his bed when you call in sick XD
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 09:38 PM
Giving him Swine Flu...
FreezeWarp
07-20-2009, 06:31 AM
I would argue that coming to work sick could be itself termination grounds. More so if you have Swine Flu :P
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-20-2009, 09:19 AM
Put poo in the food.
Neo Pikachu
07-20-2009, 01:57 PM
Fart in his face...
FreezeWarp
07-20-2009, 05:01 PM
Imitate almost any scene from "The Office".
Neo Pikachu
07-20-2009, 05:30 PM
Throw bananas on the white walls.
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-20-2009, 05:45 PM
Throw poo on white walls.
Neo Pikachu
07-20-2009, 05:52 PM
Bring your Dog to work and allow it to do nothing but complete and utter chaos.
FreezeWarp
07-20-2009, 06:24 PM
Lose a finger in the food. X(
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-20-2009, 10:25 PM
Lose a hand in the food. O.O
FreezeWarp
07-20-2009, 10:35 PM
Lose an unmentionable in the food. DX
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-20-2009, 10:40 PM
LOLOLOLOOOLOLOLLLOLOL!!!!! :D

Take food to coustomer, then eat (Spongebob to be honest).
FreezeWarp
07-20-2009, 10:46 PM
lolz.

Demand a high tip if you are going to bring the food to your customers.
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-20-2009, 10:47 PM
Eat the food that the cook gives to you so you can give it to a customer (Spongebob again :D).
Neo Pikachu
07-21-2009, 01:31 AM
Spit in your Bosses water and tell him you did after he/she drinks it...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-21-2009, 09:06 AM
Pee in your bosses lemonade and tell them you did it after they drink it.
Neo Pikachu
07-21-2009, 11:47 AM
Throw barbecue on the white floor of your bosses office.
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-21-2009, 12:15 PM
Turn your bosses office into an ice skating rink, even if it's really small.
FreezeWarp
07-21-2009, 12:41 PM
Install Windows 3 on all of the computers.
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-21-2009, 01:09 PM
Crash all of the computers.
FreezeWarp
07-21-2009, 07:46 PM
Give away all of the computers as prizes.
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-21-2009, 07:58 PM
Give away your boss as a prize. :D
FreezeWarp
07-27-2009, 09:25 PM
Offer a person to be boss for a day which your boss will be on vacation for. Don't tell him, of course.
shaymin
08-28-2009, 03:34 PM
be the FBI (female body inspector)
Over 9,000 Superkowz
08-28-2009, 08:04 PM
Nice one! XD

I cleaned up the title by the way. :P