SK
07-13-2009, 09:34 PM
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There once was...
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Pikachu and the Balls of Poo
There once was an awesome Pikachu who ate a bottle of ketchup. Then he jumped across a 3000 foot wide hotdog full of lots of old mustard. He then went on a ride to a really big bathroom where all these strange balls of poo started to eat him. Then he woke up in a dark and somewhat scary palace of the balls of poo who are honored for their great acts of complete randomness. He was shocked by such sense of style for which they had in their palace of definite awesomeness. They led the poor Pikachu to a mountain where he was killed. Everyone cheered with joy as he revived and started to eat some pie, but then he decided to selfdestruct. In the massive explosion, everyone died. The end.
COMPLETE RANDOMNESS
One day a hooker from New York ate a poisonous apple from a grocery store. It seemed to make his bowels combust spontaneously. Fiery fecal matter is completely and utterly disgusting. Jared climbed up Mount Pikachu and found three shiny balls that were made of carrot juice! The Pikachu decided to lay down to go to H311. Then Jared went to Pikachu's house for some completely and utterly disgusting reason unknown to humanity and Pikachanity. He knocked on the front door and then said that he was going to rape Superkowz and Red Globe out of pure failness and failed. Then he raped Moltres, Articuno, and Zapdos. The end.
The Fat Pookachu
Once upon a time there was a fat Pikachu. The fat Pikachu ate Neo Pikachu. After that it ate Superkowz and had its way after eating FreezeWarp. It then decided to eat Jared and save Winter for later. He began to transform into a fat piece of crap. It smelled like T-Rex pee and Neo Pikachu. Neo Pikachu magically appeared and suddenly exploded, taking Superkowz down in the inferno. FreezeWarp's frozen winter was very stupid. Jared's unmatchable stupidity was so stupid that it revived Superkowz and Neo Pikachu. The duo then killed Jared and raped Shadow, then revived FreezeWarp. Then, after going on a magic carpet from Disney's Aladdin, they exploded. The end.
NP vs. Lord Crump IX
One sunny day Neo Pikachu arose to stop an evil dude named Lord Crump IX. He was an alien from the distant planet called Naut. Naut is in the province of the valuable pies of death. Pain brought by the northern cities always seems to destroy Naut's government. "Finally, we found it," said Neo Pikachu. Superkowz thought that was hilarious. Neo Pikachu and Superkowz were the only humans on Naut with high post counts. They arrived ten minutes later at Lord Crump's. The only thing separating them from all of the chaos ahead was three large golden Lord Crump statues. Lord Crump then ambushed the duo with all sorts of shiny sharp objects. They repelled evil spirits from Lord Crump's palace...
The stories above may not be exactly as you have typed them, due to grammar corrections.
There once was...
FULL STORIES!
Pikachu and the Balls of Poo
There once was an awesome Pikachu who ate a bottle of ketchup. Then he jumped across a 3000 foot wide hotdog full of lots of old mustard. He then went on a ride to a really big bathroom where all these strange balls of poo started to eat him. Then he woke up in a dark and somewhat scary palace of the balls of poo who are honored for their great acts of complete randomness. He was shocked by such sense of style for which they had in their palace of definite awesomeness. They led the poor Pikachu to a mountain where he was killed. Everyone cheered with joy as he revived and started to eat some pie, but then he decided to selfdestruct. In the massive explosion, everyone died. The end.
COMPLETE RANDOMNESS
One day a hooker from New York ate a poisonous apple from a grocery store. It seemed to make his bowels combust spontaneously. Fiery fecal matter is completely and utterly disgusting. Jared climbed up Mount Pikachu and found three shiny balls that were made of carrot juice! The Pikachu decided to lay down to go to H311. Then Jared went to Pikachu's house for some completely and utterly disgusting reason unknown to humanity and Pikachanity. He knocked on the front door and then said that he was going to rape Superkowz and Red Globe out of pure failness and failed. Then he raped Moltres, Articuno, and Zapdos. The end.
The Fat Pookachu
Once upon a time there was a fat Pikachu. The fat Pikachu ate Neo Pikachu. After that it ate Superkowz and had its way after eating FreezeWarp. It then decided to eat Jared and save Winter for later. He began to transform into a fat piece of crap. It smelled like T-Rex pee and Neo Pikachu. Neo Pikachu magically appeared and suddenly exploded, taking Superkowz down in the inferno. FreezeWarp's frozen winter was very stupid. Jared's unmatchable stupidity was so stupid that it revived Superkowz and Neo Pikachu. The duo then killed Jared and raped Shadow, then revived FreezeWarp. Then, after going on a magic carpet from Disney's Aladdin, they exploded. The end.
NP vs. Lord Crump IX
One sunny day Neo Pikachu arose to stop an evil dude named Lord Crump IX. He was an alien from the distant planet called Naut. Naut is in the province of the valuable pies of death. Pain brought by the northern cities always seems to destroy Naut's government. "Finally, we found it," said Neo Pikachu. Superkowz thought that was hilarious. Neo Pikachu and Superkowz were the only humans on Naut with high post counts. They arrived ten minutes later at Lord Crump's. The only thing separating them from all of the chaos ahead was three large golden Lord Crump statues. Lord Crump then ambushed the duo with all sorts of shiny sharp objects. They repelled evil spirits from Lord Crump's palace...
The stories above may not be exactly as you have typed them, due to grammar corrections.