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Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-13-2009, 10:34 PM
I hope this is self-explanatory. Post 3 words to continue the story.

There once was...

FULL STORIES!

Pikachu and the Balls of Poo
There once was an awesome Pikachu who ate a bottle of ketchup. Then he jumped across a 3000 foot wide hotdog full of lots of old mustard. He then went on a ride to a really big bathroom where all these strange balls of poo started to eat him. Then he woke up in a dark and somewhat scary palace of the balls of poo who are honored for their great acts of complete randomness. He was shocked by such sense of style for which they had in their palace of definite awesomeness. They led the poor Pikachu to a mountain where he was killed. Everyone cheered with joy as he revived and started to eat some pie, but then he decided to selfdestruct. In the massive explosion, everyone died. The end.

COMPLETE RANDOMNESS
One day a hooker from New York ate a poisonous apple from a grocery store. It seemed to make his bowels combust spontaneously. Fiery fecal matter is completely and utterly disgusting. Jared climbed up Mount Pikachu and found three shiny balls that were made of carrot juice! The Pikachu decided to lay down to go to H311. Then Jared went to Pikachu's house for some completely and utterly disgusting reason unknown to humanity and Pikachanity. He knocked on the front door and then said that he was going to rape Superkowz and Red Globe out of pure failness and failed. Then he raped Moltres, Articuno, and Zapdos. The end.

The Fat Pookachu
Once upon a time there was a fat Pikachu. The fat Pikachu ate Neo Pikachu. After that it ate Superkowz and had its way after eating FreezeWarp. It then decided to eat Jared and save Winter for later. He began to transform into a fat piece of crap. It smelled like T-Rex pee and Neo Pikachu. Neo Pikachu magically appeared and suddenly exploded, taking Superkowz down in the inferno. FreezeWarp's frozen winter was very stupid. Jared's unmatchable stupidity was so stupid that it revived Superkowz and Neo Pikachu. The duo then killed Jared and raped Shadow, then revived FreezeWarp. Then, after going on a magic carpet from Disney's Aladdin, they exploded. The end.

NP vs. Lord Crump IX
One sunny day Neo Pikachu arose to stop an evil dude named Lord Crump IX. He was an alien from the distant planet called Naut. Naut is in the province of the valuable pies of death. Pain brought by the northern cities always seems to destroy Naut's government. "Finally, we found it," said Neo Pikachu. Superkowz thought that was hilarious. Neo Pikachu and Superkowz were the only humans on Naut with high post counts. They arrived ten minutes later at Lord Crump's. The only thing separating them from all of the chaos ahead was three large golden Lord Crump statues. Lord Crump then ambushed the duo with all sorts of shiny sharp objects. They repelled evil spirits from Lord Crump's palace...

The stories above may not be exactly as you have typed them, due to grammar corrections.
Neo Pikachu
07-13-2009, 10:42 PM
...an awesome Pikachu
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-13-2009, 10:44 PM
... who ate a ...
FreezeWarp
07-13-2009, 11:31 PM
... bottle of ketchup ...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-14-2009, 09:43 AM
Then he jumped...
FreezeWarp
07-14-2009, 12:24 PM
... across a 3000 ...
The Most Awesome Jared
07-14-2009, 01:17 PM
foot wide hotdog...





Me is hungry Rawr :E
FreezeWarp
07-14-2009, 01:23 PM
... full of lots ...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-14-2009, 03:43 PM
...of old mustard.
FreezeWarp
07-14-2009, 05:22 PM
It then went ...
Red Globe
07-14-2009, 05:25 PM
...on a ride...
FreezeWarp
07-14-2009, 05:29 PM
... to a really ...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-14-2009, 05:33 PM
... big bathroom where...
Red Globe
07-14-2009, 05:34 PM
...all these strange...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-14-2009, 05:35 PM
... balls of poo...
Red Globe
07-14-2009, 05:45 PM
...which started to...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-14-2009, 05:51 PM
... eat him. Then...

RG, I took the word "which" out of the story to make it sound batter. ;)
FreezeWarp
07-14-2009, 06:14 PM
... He woke up ...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-14-2009, 06:15 PM
... in a dark ...
Red Globe
07-14-2009, 06:35 PM
...and somewhat scary...
FreezeWarp
07-14-2009, 06:43 PM
... palace of the ...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-14-2009, 07:01 PM
... balls of poo ...
FreezeWarp
07-14-2009, 07:04 PM
... who are honored ...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-14-2009, 07:23 PM
... for their great...
FreezeWarp
07-14-2009, 07:57 PM
... acts of complete ...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-14-2009, 11:33 PM
... randomness. He was...
FreezeWarp
07-15-2009, 12:05 AM
... shocked by such ...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-15-2009, 12:19 AM
... sense of style ...
Red Globe
07-15-2009, 02:45 AM
...for which they...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-15-2009, 10:30 AM
... had in thier ...
Red Globe
07-15-2009, 10:41 AM
...palace of definite...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-15-2009, 11:21 AM
... awesomeness. They led...
Red Globe
07-15-2009, 11:29 AM
...to a mountain...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-15-2009, 11:57 AM
... the poor Pikachu...
The Most Awesome Jared
07-15-2009, 01:15 PM
...WAS KILLED. Everyone...
Red Globe
07-15-2009, 01:31 PM
...cheered in joy...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-15-2009, 01:51 PM
... as he revived ...
Red Globe
07-15-2009, 01:55 PM
...and started to...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-15-2009, 01:56 PM
... eat some pie.
Red Globe
07-15-2009, 01:57 PM
But then he...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-15-2009, 01:58 PM
... decided to selfdestruct.
Red Globe
07-15-2009, 01:58 PM
In the massive explosion...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-15-2009, 01:59 PM
.. everyone died. The end.

NEW STORY!!!

One day a...
Red Globe
07-15-2009, 02:00 PM
...hooker from New...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-15-2009, 02:02 PM
... York ate a...
Red Globe
07-15-2009, 02:04 PM
...poisonous apple from...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-15-2009, 02:05 PM
... a grocery store.
Red Globe
07-15-2009, 02:06 PM
It seemed to...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-15-2009, 02:08 PM
... make his bowels...
Red Globe
07-15-2009, 02:09 PM
... do spontaniuos combustion...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-15-2009, 03:17 PM
... Firey fecal matter ...
FreezeWarp
07-17-2009, 07:23 PM
... is completely and ...
The Most Awesome Jared
07-17-2009, 07:30 PM
...utterly disgusting. Jared...
FreezeWarp
07-17-2009, 07:30 PM
climbed up Mount ...
Neo Pikachu
07-17-2009, 07:41 PM
...Pikachu and found...
FreezeWarp
07-17-2009, 07:55 PM
... three shiny balls ...
Neo Pikachu
07-17-2009, 08:06 PM
...that was made...
The Most Awesome Jared
07-17-2009, 08:23 PM
...of carrot juice!
Neo Pikachu
07-17-2009, 08:28 PM
The Pikachu decided...
FreezeWarp
07-17-2009, 08:41 PM
... to lay down ...
The Most Awesome Jared
07-17-2009, 08:42 PM
...TO GOTO H311...




Wait this story is about ME now, not the gay pikachu. He's dead(TWICE)
FreezeWarp
07-17-2009, 08:53 PM
Then Jared went ...

(completely and totally...)

(insane.)
Neo Pikachu
07-17-2009, 08:54 PM
...to Pikachu's house...

Pikachu pwns Jared.
FreezeWarp
07-17-2009, 08:57 PM
... for some completely ...
Neo Pikachu
07-17-2009, 08:58 PM
(( In the words of Jared))

...and utterly disgusting...
FreezeWarp
07-17-2009, 09:12 PM
... reason unknown to ...
Neo Pikachu
07-17-2009, 09:13 PM
...humanity and Pikachanity...
FreezeWarp
07-17-2009, 09:26 PM
... He knocked on ...
Neo Pikachu
07-17-2009, 10:18 PM
the front door...
FreezeWarp
07-17-2009, 10:43 PM
... and then said ...
Neo Pikachu
07-18-2009, 12:12 AM
that he was...
The Most Awesome Jared
07-18-2009, 08:13 AM
...going to rape...
Neo Pikachu
07-18-2009, 11:58 AM
...SK and RG...
FreezeWarp
07-18-2009, 08:59 PM
... out of pure ...
Red Globe
07-19-2009, 04:35 AM
...failness and failed...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-19-2009, 08:34 PM
Then he raped...
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 08:37 PM
Moltres, Articuno and...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-19-2009, 08:38 PM
Zapdos. The end.

NEW STORY AGAIN

Once upon a...
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 08:40 PM
time there was...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-19-2009, 08:41 PM
... a fat Pikachu.
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 08:42 PM
( I resent this)

The fat Pikachu...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-19-2009, 08:43 PM
... ate Neo Pikachu.

(Haha.)
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 08:45 PM
After that it...

*This story fails, ;P*
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-19-2009, 08:57 PM
... ate Superkowz and...

(Just to make you happier. ;))
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 09:01 PM
had its way...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-19-2009, 09:04 PM
... after eating FW.
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 09:04 PM
It then decided...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-19-2009, 09:06 PM
... to eat Jared ...
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 09:06 PM
and save Winter...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-19-2009, 09:07 PM
... for later. He...
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 09:08 PM
began to transform...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-19-2009, 09:08 PM
... into a fat ...
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 09:09 PM
piece of crap.
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-19-2009, 09:11 PM
It smelled like...
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 09:13 PM
Tyrannosaurus Rex urine.
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-19-2009, 09:13 PM
... and Neo Pikachu.
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 09:15 PM
Neo magically appeared...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-19-2009, 09:15 PM
... and suddenly exploded.
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 09:16 PM
taking SK down...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-19-2009, 09:17 PM
... in the inferno.

100 posts. :D
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 09:21 PM
FreezeWarps frozen winter...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-19-2009, 09:22 PM
... was very stupid.
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 09:24 PM
Jared's unmatchable stupidity...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-19-2009, 09:24 PM
... was so stupid...
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 09:25 PM
that it revived...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-19-2009, 09:25 PM
... Superkowz and NP.
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 09:26 PM
The duo then...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-19-2009, 09:27 PM
... killed Jared and...
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 09:32 PM
raped Shadow then...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-19-2009, 09:33 PM
... revived FW. Then...
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 09:34 PM
after going on...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-19-2009, 09:58 PM
...a magic carpet...
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 09:59 PM
from Disney's Aladdin...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-19-2009, 10:00 PM
they exploded. The end.

NEW STORY

One sunny day...
Neo Pikachu
07-19-2009, 10:03 PM
Neo Pikachu arose...
FreezeWarp
07-20-2009, 03:18 AM
... to stop an ...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-20-2009, 09:24 AM
...evil dude named...
FreezeWarp
07-20-2009, 10:05 AM
... Lord Crump IX. ...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-20-2009, 10:20 AM
He was a/an...
FreezeWarp
07-20-2009, 10:23 AM
... alien from the ...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-20-2009, 10:24 AM
... distant planet called...
FreezeWarp
07-20-2009, 10:25 AM
... Naut. Naut is ...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-20-2009, 10:31 AM
... in the province...
FreezeWarp
07-20-2009, 12:23 PM
... of the valuable ....
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-20-2009, 12:26 PM
... pies of death.
Neo Pikachu
07-20-2009, 01:56 PM
Pain brought by...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-20-2009, 10:26 PM
... the northern cities...
Neo Pikachu
07-21-2009, 01:32 AM
always seems to...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-21-2009, 09:04 AM
... destroy Naut's government.
Neo Pikachu
07-21-2009, 11:48 AM
We found it...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-21-2009, 11:49 AM
... finally said NP...
Neo Pikachu
07-21-2009, 11:50 AM
which was hilarious.
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-21-2009, 11:50 AM
NP and SK...
Neo Pikachu
07-21-2009, 11:51 AM
were the only...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-21-2009, 11:52 AM
... humans on Naut...
Neo Pikachu
07-21-2009, 11:53 AM
with high post...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-21-2009, 11:54 AM
...counts. They arrived...
Neo Pikachu
07-21-2009, 11:55 AM
ten minutes later...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-21-2009, 12:08 PM
... at Lord Crump's...
Neo Pikachu
07-21-2009, 12:08 PM
the only thing...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-21-2009, 12:10 PM
... seperating them from...
Neo Pikachu
07-21-2009, 12:11 PM
all of the...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-21-2009, 12:19 PM
chaos ahead was...
FreezeWarp
07-21-2009, 12:41 PM
... three large golden ...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-21-2009, 01:07 PM
... Lord Crump statues.
FreezeWarp
07-21-2009, 07:45 PM
Lord crump then...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-21-2009, 07:51 PM
... ambushed the duo...
FreezeWarp
07-22-2009, 01:17 PM
... with all sorts ...
Red Globe
07-22-2009, 03:02 PM
...of shiny sharp...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-22-2009, 03:08 PM
... objects. They repelled...
Red Globe
07-22-2009, 03:09 PM
...evil spirits from...
Over 9,000 Superkowz
07-22-2009, 03:16 PM
... Lord Crump's palace...
Neo Pikachu
07-24-2009, 02:38 AM
stormed from their...
FreezeWarp
07-27-2009, 09:27 PM
stormed from their...

... palace, the spirits ...