The Rule Chain

[Yo Shee]

Welcome to The Rule Chain!

Here, we make up a rule which somehow emphasizes the fallacy of the previous one. Or it can be unrelated if you really want, but it would be best if it has something to do with the last. Here are some examples.

Rule #1: Never ever try to make a rat joke about a Pikachu. They won't laugh.
Rule #2: Never make up random rules on the Internet, it's not cool.
Rule #3: Don't make up rules which break themselves.
Rule #4: If you MUST upload porn, please make sure it's cartoon porn. Otherwise... try to restrain yourself. (snickers at the actual PokeZam rules thread...)

Boy, whatever forum goes by these rules, it must be a total disaster!

So let's get started!

Rule #1: Do not join this forum if you are illiterate.

[Neo Pikachu]

Rule #1: Do not join this forum if you are illiterate.

Wow, that's brutally honest Yo Shee. :P

Rule #2: If you commit a terrible crime, don't return to the crime scene for two hours. If you do, take Scarface and the American Gangster with you for back-up.

[FreezeWarp]

Rule #3: Orange should never be used as an alternative to pink (I'm watching the "Legally Blond" movie, as for those familiar with it, it should explain my choose of rule).

[Neo Pikachu]

Rule #4: Never join a Forum if you don't plan on being active or returning.

[Red Globe]

Rule#4: Never, ever write rules in bold.

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Rule 5???: Losing count messes people up, don't do it.

[Neo Pikachu]

Rule #6: Never become a noob because I'm... *look Down*

[Red Globe]

Rule#6: You suck. Don't let anyone else let you think differently.

[FreezeWarp]

Rule #9: Never repeat a rule that came before, but it is rarely wrong to repeat a rule that came after.

[Neo Pikachu]

Rule #9: Even if the person above you messes up the rule count, don't let it get you off track because it makes you look bad...

[FreezeWarp]

Rule #9: Even if the person above you messes up the rule count, don't let it get you off track because it makes you look bad...

Rule #11: Usually, its better to fix a messed up rule count then go along with it.

[Neo Pikachu]

Rule #11: Usually, its better to fix a messed up rule count then go along with it.

Alrighty then...

Rule #12: Never try to correct an Administrator because it doesn't work out most of the time.

[FreezeWarp]

Alrighty then...

Rule #12: Never try to correct an Administrator because it doesn't work out most of the time.

Rule #13: Rule #12 is usually right, unless you are yourself an administrator.

[Neo Pikachu]

Rule #13: Never look for the Pokemon Alakazaam if you haven't even said the two magic Pokemon words - Abra, Kadabra.

[Shadow]

Rule #14: Don't try to act oversmart because people will most probably think you are a troll

Also, nice rule Neo!

[Neo Pikachu]

Rule #15: Learning to use Time and Space will come in handy because you'll never Freeze if you can Warp.

Edit: Thanks Shadow.

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Rule #9: Never repeat a rule that came before, but it is rarely wrong to repeat a rule that came after.

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Rule #18: Double-posting is for N00BZ

[Neo Pikachu]

Rule #19: Never allow a simple game frustrate you. Just take a break and go at it when you're relaxed.

[Yo Shee]

Rule #20: Don't create ridiculous games that you have no intention of posting in.

[Neo Pikachu]

Rule#21: Never give in to your parents. Watching your nieces and nephews can be a pain.

[FreezeWarp]

Rule #21: Try to come up with a good rule, or just don't post.

[Red Globe]

Rule#21: Religious extremists are brainless morons.

[FreezeWarp]

Rule #24: Atheist extremists are bigger morons. Don't be extremist!

(Though, I do agree that religious extremist are also very big morons. One of the reasons I don't go to church.)

[Red Globe]

Rule#25: Very big, centered banners do not make a good sig.

(Religious extremists made a PDF file on how MJ and Farrah Fawcett are fags and went to hell, their stupidity makes me sad, actually. :/

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Rule 26: Anyone who complains about extremists and uses it as a lame excuse to get out of church is retarded.



It's that time of month again for me... :(

[FreezeWarp]

Rule 27: You don't have to get out of church when your parents don't go either. I think I overlooked that originally.