The Most Awesome Jared
06-17-2009, 04:11 PM
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Follow this format for char intros:
Name: Jared Valasahemo
Sex: Male
Race: Saiyan
Weapon: 3 1/2 foot long sword
Weapon Material: Carbonized Titanium
Sub-Weapon: Various Ki attacks
Special abilities: Flight
Voice type: MANLY.
[Announcer-Dude-Man:] Our story starts out with Jared Valasahemo, one of the last Saiyans in the universe. He lives in a farm off the coast of Peru, fishing for tuna, growing beans, and making seafood tacos to sell on the pink market. Every day he does the same thing, and he's beginning to hate selling tacos to homosexuals. He wants his life to change drastically, into something dangerous and violent.
One day, a meteor made of carbonized titanium falls to his island farm. Because it is very strong, utterly worthless on Earth, and on account of boredom, he carves it into a sword.
"Imma catch me some GOOOOOD fish with this sword!" He says.
After having his business quadruple every few weeks because of his sword, he decides to go on an adventure. And that is when he meets his enemy.
Follow this format for char intros:
Name: Jared Valasahemo
Sex: Male
Race: Saiyan
Weapon: 3 1/2 foot long sword
Weapon Material: Carbonized Titanium
Sub-Weapon: Various Ki attacks
Special abilities: Flight
Voice type: MANLY.
[Announcer-Dude-Man:] Our story starts out with Jared Valasahemo, one of the last Saiyans in the universe. He lives in a farm off the coast of Peru, fishing for tuna, growing beans, and making seafood tacos to sell on the pink market. Every day he does the same thing, and he's beginning to hate selling tacos to homosexuals. He wants his life to change drastically, into something dangerous and violent.
One day, a meteor made of carbonized titanium falls to his island farm. Because it is very strong, utterly worthless on Earth, and on account of boredom, he carves it into a sword.
"Imma catch me some GOOOOOD fish with this sword!" He says.
After having his business quadruple every few weeks because of his sword, he decides to go on an adventure. And that is when he meets his enemy.