"Favorite Quotes; Funny or Serious"

[Neo Pikachu]

What are some of your favorite quotes?

Two of mine are:

If everybody told the truth, the truth would be easier to tell.

-and-

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.

[Red Globe]

Pokemon anime, episode 1:

Oak: Take these. Your balls.

[Neo Pikachu]

Another one of mine:

“Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. If you ain't desperate at some point, you ain't interesting.”

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Smith:
"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure."






Funny thing: Next movie, he became a computer virus...

[FreezeWarp]

Well, a lot of my favorites are from that of Einstein:

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind." - I actually preach this concept at the religious gatherings in my school. :D

"If a is success in life, then a equals x + y + z, with x work, y play, and z keeping your mouth shut."

"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe."

"Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school."

"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible."

[Neo Pikachu]

"Too much work....I feel like I'm going to die....but dying is too much work...." ~ Sloth, Fullmetal Alchemist

And a few Jim Carrey Quotes:

“Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.”

“I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.”

“If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!”

[FreezeWarp]

Well, if we're talking about movie quotes, here is a quote from the Styx song "Too Much Time on my Hands":
"I have dozens of friends and the fun never ends, that is as long as I'm buying."

Also a bit of lyrics from the song "Calling All Angels" by Train:
"When children have to play inside so they don't disappear, and private eyes solve marriage lies cause we don't talk for years. And futbol teams are kissing Queens, and losing sight of having dreams. In a world that what we want is only what we want until it's ours."

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai:
"I believe a man does what he can until his destiny is revealed to him."

[Neo Pikachu]

“If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know it was dark. Dark would be without meaning.”

[The Most Awesome Jared]

That quote was a bit confusing...

[Neo Pikachu]

That quote was a bit confusing...

Exactly my point for posting it here... :P

The more confusing it is... the more you try to figure it out. Or, some may just give up on it.

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

[FreezeWarp]

That quote was a bit confusing...

It makes perfect sense, actually.


We as humans are unable to see that the universe has no meaning and therefor we should never find out that it has no meaning if it in fact doesn't. In other words, because we can not tell if it has meaning or not, we should never find out and be right.

[The Most Awesome Jared]

So... It's like my theory that you can neither prove nor disprove something does not exist?

[Neo Pikachu]

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch

EDIT: You might want to delete that second post, or double post, FW AKA MR. Administrator. :P

[FreezeWarp]

So... It's like my theory that you can neither prove nor disprove something does not exist?

Correct, though in this case its also that you can't prove nor disprove that which you can not understand.

EDIT: You might want to delete that second post, or double post, FW AKA MR. Administrator. :P

Well, thats the Internet for you. You press the submit button, it doesn't seem to work, you notice a typo, you fix it, you press the submit button again, it submits it twice.



"The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor" - Wernher Von Braun

[Neo Pikachu]

Well, thats the Internet for you. You press the submit button, it doesn't seem to work, you notice a typo, you fix it, you press the submit button again, it submits it twice.

:P I know what you mean. It has happened to me a couple of times.

A few Usher Raymond Quotes considering he is filing for divorce between him and his soon to be, ex wife Tamika:

"Breaking up is a natural evolution when you try to figure out what you want in life. If you're with an individual who isn't moving in the same direction and at the same rate that you are, it ain't going to work."

"I guess I had it made. My mother gave me advice - she taught me that women like to be looked in the eye - and my grandmother gave me condoms."

[Neo Pikachu]

How could anyone stop posting quotes? Sorry for double posting, but I had to get this back in action.

“Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Suess inspired me to try cauliflower.” - Jim Carrey.

[FreezeWarp]

How could anyone stop posting quotes? Sorry for double posting, but I had to get this back in action.

“Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Suess inspired me to try cauliflower.” - Jim Carrey.

lol!

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils" - Louis Hector Berlioz

[Red Globe]

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." - Albert Einstein

Unfortunately true.

[Neo Pikachu]

"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant.

The best Player in the National Basketball Association.

[The Most Awesome Jared]

"The cake is a lie" Portal

"This is SPARTAAA" Leonitus

[Neo Pikachu]

"I'll do whatever it takes to win games, whether it's sitting on a bench waving a towel, handing a cup of water to a teammate, or hitting the game-winning shot." - Kobe Bryant.

[FreezeWarp]

"The only winning move is not to play." - War Games

[The Most Awesome Jared]

"Pika pika :D" -Pikachu

[Neo Pikachu]

"How can you hit what you can't see?" - Jim Carrey.

[FreezeWarp]

"Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows" - Anonymous.

[Neo Pikachu]

“It's schizophrenic -- that's how I describe it. It's all over the place, man. It's joy, it's happy, it's sad, it's everything. It's just an emotional roller coaster, you know? Even the plays themselves, you come to see them and it's like a stand-up comedic routine. I'm breaking the wall. I'm talking to the audience. It's theater. It's some of everything. It's concert.” - Tyler Perry.

[FreezeWarp]

"Sexy Unix Commands: date; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime." - Anonymous.

[Neo Pikachu]

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch

[FreezeWarp]

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch

http://www.pokezam.com/forums/showpost.php?p=83609&postcount=14

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Also anonymous.

[Neo Pikachu]

http://www.pokezam.com/forums/showpost.php?p=83609&postcount=14

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Also anonymous.

Thanks for that FW. I'm running out of quotes. Oh, dear. :P

"Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river." - Anonymous.

[Red Globe]

"We'll begin with a reign of terror, a few murders here and there, murders of great men, murders of little men, just to show we make no distinction. " - The Invisible Man (that's a movie, btw)

[Palmo]

Gigity gigity Goo - its from family guy by quaghmire

Cor Blimey - from dragon quest 8 by angus

[Neo Pikachu]

"It's Time To Duel!" - Yugi Moto from Yu-Gi-Oh!

"Start working on your retirement speech." - Duke Devlin from Yu-Gi-Oh!

[Palmo]

Those are good i like yu-gi-oh it awesome!!

“This issue doesn’t concern you. Don’t Bother me. Die”

- Hitsugaya Toushirou from bleach!!

[Neo Pikachu]

“Sometimes we have to re-route the way we go out of the venue, ... It's really something that you can't get use to. Seriously, sometimes you have fans that are real cool and collected and say `I love your work.' Sometimes it's `AAAHHHH!!!!' It's a shock every time.”

“Grown women are coming out now, ... Real grown women. I'm not even talking about 25, 26. I'm talking 30.”

- Omari Grandberry (Omarion)

[FreezeWarp]

"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill." - Johnny Carson

"One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual." - Terry Pratchett in Jingo

"There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all." - Ogden Nash

[The Most Awesome Jared]

"It's not illegal if you don't get caught"
-Yours truly :D

[FreezeWarp]

"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong." - Andy Rooney

[shaymin]

"if were made mostly out of water how come we dont drown", me myself and oh me

"if are bodies are made from mostly water how come we dont drown",me my self and who else me

[FreezeWarp]

"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious" - Brendan Gill

[Neo Pikachu]

“Start each day out the holy way..with Christ Chex, it's a miracle in a bowl. Just open the box and you hear AHHHHH....and then a lil' angel flies out and says 'good morning, life is beautiful!'” - Dane Cook.

[FreezeWarp]

"Dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don't." - Brett Butler

[Neo Pikachu]

“One night after a show he gave me a gift. When I opened up the bag, he had made out of clay and dried macaroni a model of the universe with the planets and everything. Then in the middle of the model was an action figure with my face on it. I was the center of his universe.” - Dane Cook.

[FreezeWarp]

"Good laws have their origins in bad morals." - Ambrosius Macrobius

[The Most Awesome Jared]

"Fool me once, shame on you. TRY TO FOOL ME AGAIN AND BURN IN HELL!"
-Vegeta, ARDBZ

[The Most Awesome Jared]

"If love was cow blood, I'd be a slaughterhouse."

[Winter]

“One night after a show he gave me a gift. When I opened up the bag, he had made out of clay and dried macaroni a model of the universe with the planets and everything. Then in the middle of the model was an action figure with my face on it. I was the center of his universe.” - Dane Cook.

D: Wow! That guy has my deepest sympathies.

"The old saying is practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect so why practice?" George Carlin

[Neo Pikachu]

"I think people just feel me. Whenever they listen to the music, it’s just coming out. I think you can hear what I put into it. A lot of it is God. You can use stuff to where you want it. Like I pray to God, and I asked for direction early on, and he gave me so much. It’s like rappers and soul singers is taking to me. That’s both sides of me." - Trey Songz.

[Catty]

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon." -Anonymous

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

If you don't know who, you have some issues. Or you're in Kindergarten, probably.

[The Most Awesome Jared]

"Son, every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. SO JACK OFF TEN TIMES A DAY BECAUSE CATS SUCK!"
-Vegeta, ARDBZ

[FreezeWarp]

Just a few quotations of the day from quotationspage.com:

"When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page." - Bill Clinton

"I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this." - Emo Phillips

[Catty]

The second on is funny

"Be the change you want to see in the world." -Ghandi

[The Most Awesome Jared]

"When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page." - Bill Clinton

So you want to do clinton, eh?



"What's the point of having an Internet if there are no Martians to talk to?" -Bill Clinton.

[FreezeWarp]

"There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option." - Jeph Jacques

[Neo Pikachu]

"It's pretty hard to get a point seven. You have to do close to nothing." - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson...

[Red Globe]

"A Red Globe; shaken, not stirred."