Would you _____ to save your life?

[Shadow]

Hello everyone!
The rule is quite simple here: All you have to do is replace the " ___ " with something you want, and then post it, and then the next posted answers your question and provides another question; for example:

Person A: Would you live alone in a cave to save your life?
Person B: No! I would die anyway out of boredom!
Would you live in the sea forever to save your life?
Person A: Yeah, I like the sea.

And so on...

So, I start:

Would you do this Chinese needle-relaxation thingie daily to save your life? xD

[FreezeWarp]

Probably not, it really wouldn't be something I'd want to go through daily. Once a week is enough as it is.

Would you only eat watermelon to save your life?

[Shadow]

No! I hate watermelons!
Would you live the rest of your life in the army with very strict and harsh rules and laws, etc. to save your life?

[The Most Awesome Jared]

No, I'm too non-conformist.



Would you eat a bajillion spicy tacos in 3 seconds to save your life?

And I don't mean taco bell spicy, I mean 5000 habanero peppers spicy.

[FreezeWarp]

No, I'm too non-conformist.



Would you eat a bajillion spicy tacos in 3 seconds to save your life?

And I don't mean taco bell spicy, I mean 5000 habanero peppers spicy.

Sure, studies say that the faster you eat spicy food the less spicy it appears because it is less able to touch your tung.

Would you donate a kidney and both of your legs to save your life and someone else's?

[Red Globe]

No. I'm scared of amputation and made a swear that if I lost a leg I'd commit suicide.

Would you experience the pain of dying to live?

[FreezeWarp]

No. I'm scared of amputation and made a swear that if I lost a leg I'd commit suicide.

Would you experience the pain of dying to live?

There isn't a whole lot of pain in dying half the time, and since the pain of dying is going to result in me dying no matter what, I'll live :P

Would you kill your family to live? (Personally, I wouldn't, but...)

[Red Globe]

No

Would you watch Youtube Poop only for the rest of your life to live? (say yes. Youtube Poop is awesomer than 99% of TV.)

[FreezeWarp]

No

Would you watch Youtube Poop only for the rest of your life to live? (say yes. Youtube Poop is awesomer than 99% of TV.)

I would need to research it first, but likely yes.

Would you repeat grades 1-12 to live?

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Yeah, since I'd already know all the stuff and it would be easy.



(PARADOX ALERT)
Would you die to live?

[FreezeWarp]

Yeah, since I'd already know all the stuff and it would be easy.



(PARADOX ALERT)
Would you die to live?

No, because then I'd be screwed in an endless loop, something of which my server/computer/phone/iPod/TV hates me for.


while ($dead == $live) {
$live == $dead;
}


Would you spend the rest of your life peeling potatoes to live?

[Red Globe]

Yes.

Would you become an ass to live?

[Shadow]

No way!
Would you kill a family member to save your life?

[FreezeWarp]

No way!
Would you kill a family member to save your life?

I probably could kill a 5% blood relative on their death bed, so yes.

Would you become blind and deaf to live?

[Shadow]

No; life would be meaningless and poitless then.
Would you become a slave for someone to save your life?

[The Most Awesome Jared]

That all depends on the type of slave ;O


JK, I would because then I could kill them and then be free and alive.






Would you be teleported to the middle ages to live?

[Red Globe]

No.

Would you live in jail for the rest of your life to save it?

[Shadow]

No way!
Would you go to a concentration camp and live there forever to save your life?

[Red Globe]

Yes.

Some people need to be a bit more realistic - humans would do almost anything to survive.

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Would you be Red Globe's boyfriend to survive?

[Red Globe]

Yes. Gladly. It's a gift.

Would you kill Jared to survive?

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Yes, because suicide is UB3R




Woold joo spel ebery leter rong tu surviev?

[Shadow]

Sure.
Would you live on apples only to save your life?

[Red Globe]

Yes.

Would you have absolutely no humor to survive?

[The Most Awesome Jared]

I thought I already did :P



Would you be married to Micheal Jackson to live?

[Red Globe]

Suicide is not an option.

Would you live in Hong Kong without knowing chinese for the rest of your life?

[The Most Awesome Jared]

If I get the opportunity to learn it, yes. If not, yes because I could easily find someone who speaks english to translate for me.




Would you live in Ethiopia for the rest of your life to live?

[Shadow]

Yesh, though I would be roasted :P
Would you stay in a secluded island that is very desert to save your life?

[The Most Awesome Jared]

No.




Speak like an Indian you will to survive, yes?

[Shadow]

Yes. Vat's da problem? xD
Anyway, would you give up all your rights to a tyrant to save you life?

[Red Globe]

No. I value freedom above everything

Would you listen to R'n'B for the rest of your life to survive?

[Shadow]

Yes.
Would you listen to Disney Music all your life ot save it? :P

[The Most Awesome Jared]

No, because that would actually kill me.




Would you <insert cleverness here> to save your life?

[Shadow]

Yes?
Would you be stupid for the rest of your life to live?

[Yo Shee]

No.

Would you permanently live in Alaska, and never be able to leave, to save your life?

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Yes. It gets pretty warm in the summer. It almost broke 100 a few years ago.


Would you distract the meaning of life from watering its tacos to save your life?

[Yo Shee]

Yes. And that's be a pretty damn big risk, considering that I don't even have any idea of what you just said.

Would you live without ever hearing music again to save your life?

[Shadow]

No way!
Would you eat sushi for the rest of your life to save it?

[Yo Shee]

That's a tough one, but I think I could deal with that, so long as I get to pick which specific sushi I'm having.

Would you stay indoors forever to save your life? You can get to other places through underground tunnels.

[Red Globe]

Yes. 8D

Would you be a druggie to live?

[Shadow]

Um, not really.
Would you become a vegetarian to save your life?

[Yo Shee]

The only meat I eat is chicken, so you may think that it wouldn't be a difficult transition, but I disagree with the vegetarian lifestyle, and I don't want to give up chicken, so no.

Would you never have any alcoholic beverages (again- if that applies to you) to save your life?

[Red Globe]

Yes.

Oh come on, man, you'd give up chicken to live, wouldn't you?

Would you amputate all your limbs to survive?

[Yo Shee]

Oh come on, man, you'd give up chicken to live, wouldn't you?
I'd probably wind up dying slower and more painfully of starvation or malnutrition, so I'm gonna say no.

Would you amputate all your limbs to survive?

No. Freakin. Way.

Would you live while being forever banished from using anything on the internet again to save your life?

[Red Globe]

Yes

Would you stick a spike through your hand to live?

[Shadow]

Yes. Ouch!
Would you eat CHEEZ only to save your life? :D

[Yo Shee]

Cheese? Or Cheez-Its? Either way, no. Not good enough.

Would you permanently abandon all video games, whether they be yours or somebody else's, to save your life?

[Shadow]

Yes. Life's awesome :D
Would you transform to a Munchlax to save your life? XD

[Yo Shee]

I could Body Slam people and evolve into Snorlax, but I'd weigh a million pounds and be as slow as hell... Sure, I'll try it out!

Would you stay single forever to save your life?

[Red Globe]

Yes.

Would you live in a motel forever to save your life?

[Yo Shee]

Sure, as long as I could like, leave and do stuff like most people normally leave their homes.

Would you live in the same house forever with an untreatable cockroach problem to save your life?

[Red Globe]

No.

Would you live outdoors to survive?

[Neo Pikachu]

I'm a Pikachu... I'm used to those kinds of things, so that's a yes. :P

Would you kiss Amy Winehouse for over ten minutes while she's drunk to survive?

[Red Globe]

Yes, she be hawt ;D

Would you chop of one finger to survive?

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Yes.







Would you become a gangsta-homie-shizzle-wizzle-dizzle to survive?

[Neo Pikachu]

Yes! That's a Pikachu's dream! I don't know about the shizzle-wizzle-dizzle part, but okay.

Would you dive in a pool of Piranhas to survive? (Mind you, you have at least five seconds to get back out)

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Yes. I can shoop them to death.




Would you hug me to survive?





I <3 Hugs

[Neo Pikachu]

Yes... A quick hand-tap-back hug or like a brother to brother hug.

Would you lick a hole in a Gorillas teeth to survive?

[Shadow]

Yuck! No way!
Would you live in a cage to save your life?

[Neo Pikachu]

Nope. Living behind bars forever isn't living if you ask me.

Would you suffocate a precious little baby to survive?

[Yo Shee]

Yikes... No, because it'd most likely send me to jail for life, which is not even close to worth it.

Would you live the rest of your life naked to survive? You still have to do the same things everyone else does.

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Oh yeah ;)




Would you become a pedophile to save your life?

[Neo Pikachu]

No...

Would you keep all of your negative High Voltage Satanic Energy to survive?

[Yo Shee]

Yes. (In my head: Huh?)

Would you live the rest of your life without arms?

[Neo Pikachu]

Yes. (In my head: Huh?)

Would you live the rest of your life without arms?

I don't think I'd be able to do it... and I got it from Jared's Signature :P

Would you drink sweet tea filled with Tapeworms to survive?

[FreezeWarp]

I don't think I'd be able to do it... and I got it from Jared's Signature :P

Would you drink sweet tea filled with Tapeworms to survive?

I'd rather not, but I'm sure I'd get over the experience, so sure.

Would you live the rest of your life in the Sahara to survive?

[Shadow]

Um, yes?
Would you drink alcohol everyday to save your life?

[Red Globe]

Yes.

Would you work, live and eat in the school for the rest of your life? Working as a janitor, not a teacher?

[Neo Pikachu]

No. I wouldn't be able to sleep with all the other "real" rats and cockroaches at my school. Good thing they only come out at night though.

Would you work as prostitute with a pimp and have let's say, fun with your customers if they had any type of disease?

[Red Globe]

No. D:

Would you eat a cockroach to save your life?

[Neo Pikachu]

Nope. That's just another creature. It's like eating another human. :P Wouldn't do it because they might have something.

Would you be able to live with an advanced version of Crabs without creme or anything to get rid of the disease?

[Yo Shee]

No way!

Hey, how are you doing? (scratches groin area)

Uh... ew, gross! Get away from me!

Plus it would just be plain annoying as hell.

Would you get an unknown injection to save your life? It won't kill you, but you don't know what it is, and if you don't get it, you will die.

[Neo Pikachu]

I have no clue. I doubt I would considering it is possible the injection would give me something terrible that I already said I wouldn't be able to live with earlier in this thread.

Would you jump inside a small cage of Lions to save FreezeWarp, Jared, and Winter's lives?

[FreezeWarp]

Since I'll be saving my own, sure :P

Would you jump into a cage of lab-experiment Pikachus with a bit too much electricity to save your life?

[Neo Pikachu]

Of course I would... And how would you jump into the cage if you're already in it, FW? XD

Would you kiss Jared's husband, Vegeta to save your life?

[FreezeWarp]

No, I think I'd rather die.

Would you dress up a Santa Clause and get stuck in a chimney for several hours to save your life?

[Neo Pikachu]

Um, I guess considering I'm too small to get caught in a Chimney anyway.

Would you Swim with an-trained Killer "Dolphin" to save your life?

[FreezeWarp]

Um, I guess considering I'm too small to get caught in a Chimney anyway.

Would you Swim with an-trained Killer "Dolphin" to save your life?

I guess so - I would die anyway, so whats there to lose?

Would you live the rest of your life eating lawn grass to live the rest of your life?

[Neo Pikachu]

Not true, Killer Whales aren't that dangerous unless you threaten them.

Lawn grass? No... poop is usually in that grass.

Would you attempt to touch a Crocodiles tongue while it is sleeping to survive?

[FreezeWarp]

Not true, Killer Whales aren't that dangerous unless you threaten them.

Lawn grass? No... poop is usually in that grass.

Would you attempt to touch a Crocodiles tongue while it is sleeping to survive?

I guess its worth the try. Even if I do become fingerless, I lived. :D

Would you self-amputate both your legs to survive?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

No! O.O

Would you eat me to save your life?

[FreezeWarp]

No! O.O

Would you eat me to save your life?

Probably not. I'm not much of a cannibal.

Would you eat a whole tree to save your life?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

... I guess.

Would you cut off your nose and feed it to a dog to save your life?

[FreezeWarp]

... I guess.

Would you cut off your nose and feed it to a dog to save your life?

Wouldn't be too fun, but I suppose.

Who you have a gender change to survive?

[HobbesI]

I guess...

Would you blind yourself to save your life?

[FreezeWarp]

Hm... Well, there's always a chance science will yield artificial eyes in 10-20 years, so I guess.

Would you live the rest of your life as a video game character to survive?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

That one's an easy yes (as long as I can respawn). ;)

Would you eat Apple Jacks for every meal for the rest of your life to save your life?

[FreezeWarp]

That one's an easy yes (as long as I can respawn). ;)

Would you eat Apple Jacks for every meal for the rest of your life to save your life?

Eww... I'd die anyway on that diet, so no.

Would you like the rest of your life the size of ant (however long that life is) to survive?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

... I guess.

Would you live as a unicorn to save your life?

[FreezeWarp]

... I guess.

Would you live as a unicorn to save your life?

No, probably not.

Would you live in the Amazon for the rest of your life to live?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

No. I've seen that on shows like Survivorman and Man vs. Wild... No thanks.

Would you eat poo for 3 days to save your life?

[FreezeWarp]

No. I've seen that on shows like Survivorman and Man vs. Wild... No thanks.

Would you eat poo for 3 days to save your life?

I generally try to overcome few-day experiences, but on that one I don't think I could.

Would you only drink rain from now on to save your life?

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Isn't that technically what we already do?




Would you massage an ugly Swedish lady's feet to live?

[FreezeWarp]

Isn't that technically what we already do?




Would you massage an ugly Swedish lady's feet to live?

If she was young enough I might do it anyway :P


Would you breathe from a tube for the rest of your life to live?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

... Sure. I'd probably get used to it.

Would you go without electronics forever to save your life?

[FreezeWarp]

... Sure. I'd probably get used to it.

Would you go without electronics forever to save your life?

There are some things a tech geek just can't do; that is one of them.

Would you rob a highly-secured bank to save your life?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

Yup.

Would you live as a homeless person to save your life?

[FreezeWarp]

Yup.

Would you live as a homeless person to save your life?

I'm not sure, actually. I guess I would try.

Would you change your career to a sumo wrestler to live?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

Heck yeah! Wait, does that mean I gotta get fat? Then no...

Would you be a vaccum to live?

[FreezeWarp]

Heck yeah! Wait, does that mean I gotta get fat? Then no...

Would you be a vaccum to live?

Since I wouldn't really be living, no.

Would you have a "broccoli-only" diet to live?

[Red Globe]

No.

BTW, yeah, you're going to become a Sumo-Wrestler without being fat real easy. Seeing as their "lightweight category" is really popular.

Would you live in a hotel for the rest of your life to survive?

[FreezeWarp]

No.

BTW, yeah, you're going to become a Sumo-Wrestler without being fat real easy. Seeing as their "lightweight category" is really popular.

Would you live in a hotel for the rest of your life to survive?

Yes, and if its a 3-stars or higher, I'd live in it the rest of my life anyway :P

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

You forgot a scenario or whatever, so...

Would you eat a rat every day for a week to survive (and you don't get any other food for that week)?

[FreezeWarp]

You forgot a scenario or whatever, so...

Whoops. Sorry. :o

Would you eat a rat every day for a week to survive (and you don't get any other food for that week)?

Eh... It'd be worth it, so yes.

Would you live on Mars in order to survive?

[Neo Pikachu]

Yes. As long as I have extensive amounts of oxygen supplies...

Would you live in a Rocket that never lands to save your life?

[FreezeWarp]

No, I think that'd be too horrific for me.

Would you move to Africa (the rural parts) and live there for the rest of your life to live?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

Yesh. I have seen Man vs. Wild and Survivorman, you know?

Would you move to Antarctica to save your life?

[FreezeWarp]

Actually I might like to spend a few years there anyway. :P

Would you move to Europe to save your life?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

Yes. Most of my Runescape friends live there, anyway.

Would you stay in your house for the rest of your life to live?

[FreezeWarp]

No, way too boring after a while.

Would you live the rest of your life in school to live?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

NO!!!

Would you go through Preschool again/for the first time to live?

[FreezeWarp]

Would you go through Preschool again/for the first time to live?

I guess I'd have to, though it would be really very annoying.


Would you paint yourself blue everyday for the rest of your life to live?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

Yes. :D

Would you cut off your ears to live?

[FreezeWarp]

Would you cut off your ears to live?

Eh... Probably not.


Would you turn into a female mermaid to live?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

Umm... That's a hard one. Maybe. I'll say, sure, why not. ;)

Would you turn into a male mermaid to live?

[FreezeWarp]

Would you turn into a male mermaid to live?

If I could magically turn into a female mermaid in order to live a normal life span in order to die at age 14, I would. However, a male mermaid is different, so no.


Would you live on Mount Everest Peak for the rest of your life to live?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

No.

You know too much about mermaids. ;)

Would you live your life without knowing the time to live?

[FreezeWarp]

Would you live your life without knowing the time to live?

Sure, why not. Would you live the rest of your life with a huge smile to live?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

Yesh! :D :D :D

Would you live your life with a huge frown to live? D:

[FreezeWarp]

I think I already do most of the time. :P

Would you eat three gallons of ice cream daily to live?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

No. I'd rather not be fat and sick at the same time.

Would you eat 3 heads of lettuce a day to live?

[FreezeWarp]

Would you eat 3 heads of lettuce a day to live?

I probably should be doing that anyway, so yes.

Would you beat me up to live?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

Sure.

Would you beat me up to live?

[FreezeWarp]

Would you beat me up to live?

'Course

Would you beat NP up in order to survive?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

Yisss.

Would you beat up yourself to live?

[FreezeWarp]

Would you beat up yourself to live?

Sure, seems fair.


Would you drop and atom bomb somewhere on the earth to live?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

Oh yesh.

Would you stop posting on these forums to live (I understand if you say yes, life is more important to be honest)?

[FreezeWarp]

Would you stop posting on these forums to live (I understand if you say yes, life is more important to be honest)?

Actually I probably would create new forum at http://www.pokezam.com/forum/ known as the Pokezam Message Board. I would also restore all the same threads and users and everything, just change the name. Loop hole!


Would you spam these forums to live (don't lie)?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

Aww yesss! I <3 spam!

Would you spam these forums to live?

[Red Globe]

Yes.

I'm glad I'm a mod but this site isn't worth a human life.

Or my life for that matter.

Would you never speak on the phone to live?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

Yesh, I hardly do that anyway.

Would you give up fast food and soda and junk food to live?

[FreezeWarp]

Would you give up fast food and soda and junk food to live?

Duh.


Would you become a vegetarian to live?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

No, I hate vegetables.

Would you only drink and not eat to live?

[FreezeWarp]

Would you only drink and not eat to live?

Yeah, why not.


Would you become a farmer to live?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

Sure. :D

Would you become a hobo to live?

[FreezeWarp]

Would you become a hobo to live?

Sure, why not.


Would you eat only sheep meat to live?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

If it tastes okay, then yes.

Would you live in the jungle for the rest of your life to live?

[FreezeWarp]

Would you live in the jungle for the rest of your life to live?

I think I'm going to have to pass.

Would you live on Mars the rest of your life to live?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

You already said this one. You can't live on Mars unless in a spaceship or something but if I was in one with some other people than I'd at least try.

Would you eat mice to live?

[FreezeWarp]

Would you eat mice to live?

Eh... Worth living.


Would you live in the ground to live?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

Umm, sure.

Would you become an underground miner to live?

[Neo Pikachu]

Why not?

Would you battle in WWI to save your life?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

I'd probably die anyway. Sure.

Would you survive a zombie apocalypse to save your life?

[Neo Pikachu]

YESH!

Would you star in the most embarrassing show ever to save your life?

[FreezeWarp]

Would you star in the most embarrassing show ever to save your life?

Eh... Why not?

Would you become batman to save your life?

[Neo Pikachu]

I don't see why not...

Would you shoot yourself in both of your feet to save your life?

[FreezeWarp]

I don't see why not...

Would you shoot yourself in both of your feet to save your life?

I guess so.


Would you hunt deer and live on only their meet to live?

[shaymin]

yeah only if my cousin was there he makes good ribs out of deer

would you eat slimy peaces of poo for the rest of your life to survive

[Shadow]

Um... no?!
Would you live on snails as your food for the rest of your life to save it?

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

Only if it tastes good.

Would you eat peanut butter for a week to live?

[Shadow]

Hell yeah!
Would you live in a VERY slow-motion world to save your life?

[FreezeWarp]

Sure, I guess.

Would you live underground to save your life?

[Shadow]

O' course.
Would you join a terrorist organization that invades your country, specifically your city, and kills its citizens (including your family) to save your life?

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Yep



Would you yell ZEEKYBOOGYDOOG to save your life?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zeeky%20boogy%20doog

[FreezeWarp]

Why not. I'll fly out of there right then!

Would you exterminate a population of mosquitoes by eating them to save your life?

[Shadow]

Hmmm... yes *feels like barfing*
Would you bomb your family's house to save your life?

[FreezeWarp]

I'd probably make sure they weren't there first, but if I could do that, then yes. Otherwise, no.

Would you read through every "Cat Fancy" issue ever made to save you life?

[Shadow]

Yes, as I have no clue what's that.
Would you lock yourself in a room with a dog to save your life?

[The Spirit of Time]

Nope! I HATE Dogs!Would you stay in a room filled with cockroach for a whole dark night to save your life?

[Shadow]

Goosebumps... no, just no!
Would you get raped by someone to save your life?

[The Spirit of Time]

Nope/Yup, I think nope as I want to rape people not get raped. :P

Would you stay at the top of mountain for a whole night where the temperature is -15 C

[Shadow]

Yes.
Would you live in Africa (Somalia, etc.) to save your life?

[The Spirit of Time]

NO! (NABUDUBABOODYGAZAKHO!)

Would you live in a room full of clocks that would annoy you the whole time?!

[Shadow]

Yes, most truly.
Would you live among drunk people to save your life?

[The Spirit of Time]

I dont think so, they may kill me. :S

Would you go to Afghanistan to save your life?

[Shadow]

Definitely.
Would you become a porn actor to save your life? :P