Break up with the user above you.

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Break up with the user above you using the weirdest/funniest/whateverest reason you can think of.


THE CURS-ED EXAMPLES:

Bill: I'm breaking up with you because I saw how you winked at that cow at steve's barn

Jeffry: I have met a vacuum cleaner that is much sweeter than you, so I will leave you.

Steve: We're both men. 'Nuff said.




I'm sure you get the picture by now.

[FreezeWarp]

I'm breaking up with you because the sky is blue and your username is blue and the sky has clouds and I don't like clouds because they produce water that I don't like!

[The Most Awesome Jared]

I'm breaking up with you for breaking up with me because of water, you... YOU... HYDROPHOBIC(yeah, I went there)

[Yo Shee]

I'm breaking up with you because one, I've never even met you, and two, Steve's reason!

[Shadow]

I am breakin with you because I heard you sayin that Slowbro is sexy! XD

[Yo Shee]

I'm breaking up with you because... you don't appreciate my fetishes! (cries hysterically)

[Red Globe]

I'm breaking up with you because you haz fetish.

[Yo Shee]

I'm breaking up with you because you just don't appreciate Slowbro beauty... (God, my shiny female Slowbro, Phoebe, is so hot....)

[Red Globe]

I'm breaking up with you because you won't sell me the Slowpoke tail.

[Yo Shee]

Gasp! I'm breaking up with you because you think I'd do something so cruel as to cut off Slowpoke Tails! They'll never get the chance to evolve into awesome Slowbros, just stupid Slowking! (Well, okay, Slowking's kind of cool, but Slowbro's still my absolute fave.)

[Red Globe]

I am now breaking up with you! Because you don't like burgers. *gasp*

[Shadow]

I am breaking with you because I saw you go into a bathroom without closing the door!! :P

[Yo Shee]

I'm breaking up with you because you weigh 42 pounds!

(If you didn't get the reference, listen to Weird Al's "Fat.")

[The Most Awesome Jared]

I'm breaking up with you because you hid my viking helmets and mayonnaise.

[Red Globe]

I'm breaking up with you because IT'S OVER 9000

[Yo Shee]

I'm breaking up with you because I'm fed up with this on-and-off-again relationship we have!

[Red Globe]

I'm breaking up with you because you always seem to have a friggin fanboy on your tail. 8D

[Yo Shee]

I'm breaking up with you because.... well, you're right. But he never says anything, and even though it looks like he's always looking, uh... Oh, hell, just ignore him! He never does anything bad!

[Shadow]

^I'm breaking up with you because you always cheat on your girlfriend

[Star Strike]

I'm breaking up with you because your avatar is sexy.

[Red Globe]

I'm breaking up with you because you're Toxic Mouth.

[Yo Shee]

I'm breaking up with you because the drama has to stop.

[Shadow]

I am breaking with you because you hate watching movies!

[Yo Shee]

I'm breaking up with you because you watch too many movies! I mean, come on, don't you ever want to go out and actually do something? Sheesh... so boring... gosh...

[Shadow]

I am breaking up with you because you hate playing on the PS3!

[The Most Awesome Jared]

I'm breaking up with you because you're only a shadow.

[Shadow]

I am breaking with you because you said you share underwears with your brother! :P

[The Most Awesome Jared]

I'm breaking up with you because I hat your witting.

[Shadow]

I am breaking up with you because you have swine flu!

[Yo Shee]

I'm breaking up with you because you've probably contracted Jared's swine flu!

[Red Globe]

I'm breaking up with you. YOU HAZ AIDS!

[Shadow]

I am breaking up with you because you hate solo artists!

[Yo Shee]

I'm breaking up with you because you threatened to bring me onto the Jerry Springer Show!

[Neo Pikachu]

I'm breaking up with you because you've been here since June 2007 and only have 48 posts.

[Red Globe]

I'm breaking up with you because he only recently became active.

[Shadow]

I am breaking up with you for beating up a 3-year-old kid!

[Yo Shee]

I'm breaking up with you for making up ridiculous stories about people!

[Neo Pikachu]

I'm breaking up with you for telling Shadow that you're breaking up with him for making up ridiculous stories about people.

[Yo Shee]

I'm breaking up with you because you're never gonna change colors! I mean come on, gold? I wanna see you be red and orange!

[Neo Pikachu]

I'm breaking up with you for even wanting to see me red and orange. That's disgusting.

[Shadow]

I am breaking up with you because you are pre-owning noobs!

[Neo Pikachu]

I am breaking up with you because your username matches your Avatar.

[Red Globe]

I'm breaking up with you because you're a Teddy Picker.

[Neo Pikachu]

I am breaking up with you because your friends told me that you're done just as fast as the time I read this post... one minute.

[Red Globe]

D: HOW COULD YOU THINK OF SUCH A FILTHY LIE

I'm breaking up with you cuz of it.

[Neo Pikachu]

:P

I'm breaking up with you because you're a globe that is red. Not to mention you're an Elite User... Or is that self proclaimed. J/K.

[Red Globe]

I'm breaking up with you because you're an elite user too. Grr. Rawr. Get out of my sight.

[Neo Pikachu]

I am breaking up with you because you posted two words that isn't in the dictionary and after one of those words you put a period, not making it an actual sentence.

[Red Globe]

I'm breaking up with you for not understanding the mellow sounds of the human voice.

[Neo Pikachu]

I'm breaking up with you for not understanding the mellow sounds of the human voice.

I am breaking up with you for understanding the mellow sounds of the human voice.

[Yo Shee]

I'm breaking up with you for your own sake... If you can't stand the human voice, mine will simply be shattering, due to how low/deep it is...

[Shadow]

^I am breaking up with you because you are talking about yourself continuously! :P

[FreezeWarp]

I'm breaking up with you because you don't talk about yourself enough!

[Neo Pikachu]

Look. We've been through a lot FW. But, I can't see you anymore. I'm breaking up with you because you work more on ZamFights than you do on my post count. I need posts... XD.

[FreezeWarp]

I'm breaking up with you because you are two yellow!

[Yo Shee]

I'm breaking up with you because you have spelling issues, and apparently eyesight issues too! He ain't yellow, he's forever gold! I asked him to change colors before, but he thought the idea was disgustingly bad or something like that.

[FreezeWarp]

I'm breaking up with you for mistaking spelling errors with grammar errors (that is assuming there were no more mistakes than the too -> two mishap).

[Neo Pikachu]

I'm breaking up with you for showing off ZamFights by putting it in your Signature.

[FreezeWarp]

I'm breaking up with you because you don't have any information in your signature.

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

You are a dude, and I am not gay, so I'm breaking up with you.

[FreezeWarp]

You are a dude, and I am not gay, so I'm breaking up with you.


I'm breaking up with you for being heterosexual and not breaking up with me when I was forced to go out with you against my will.

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

I'm breaking up with you because you confuse me too much!!!

[FreezeWarp]

I'm breaking up with you because you confuse me too much!!!

I'm breaking up with you because you aren't smart enough.

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

I'm breaking up with you because you are too smart.

[Yo Shee]

I'm breaking up with you because I find it creepy how you made 1021 posts in less than a month.

[Neo Pikachu]

It isn't creepy, it is called, Forum Games. Anyone can make that many posts just my posting there. So, for you not realizing that, I'm breaking up with you.

[FreezeWarp]

I'm breaking up with you for acting show-offish!

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

I'm breaking up with you because you broke up with NP.

[Yo Shee]

I'm breaking up with you because you just can never come up with a good reason for breaking up with anyone!

It isn't creepy, it is called, Forum Games. Anyone can make that many posts just my posting there. So, for you not realizing that, I'm breaking up with you.

But it's sooooooooooooooo haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!

[Red Globe]

I'm breaking up with you because IT'S OVER 9000 and I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT.

[Yo Shee]

I'm breaking up with you because it's been far too long since the last time we broke up.

[Red Globe]

Banned because you had a GAP in your JEANS!

[Neo Pikachu]

I'm breaking up with you for liking Bleach even though I like it too...

[FreezeWarp]

I'm breaking up with you because you are hypocritical.

[Neo Pikachu]

I'm breaking up with you for saying that I'm hypocritical.

[The Most Awesome Jared]

I'm breaking up with you because you're too busy playing with your ball(s)

[Neo Pikachu]

O wow, u went on the Pokeball like dat. xD...

I'm breaking up with you for totally destroying your scanner for no apparent reason.

[The Most Awesome Jared]

I'm breaking up with you for lying. I did not break my scanner. It was SK's.