1,000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the Store!

[Shiny Espeon]

YAY~ It's Forum Games revival time everybody, and this is the first new game in a long line of many!

This game is simple. In your post, you simply list a way to get kicked out of a store. Don't forget to number!

1. Throw skittles off the shelves and into peoples' faces, yelling "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

Have fun!

[Akai]

(What kind of store? Just a Wal*Mart?)

2. Try on the condoms, and then don't buy any.

[HobbesI]

3. Eat half of all of the bananas to see which one's the best.

[Shiny Espeon]

Ahaha!

Yeah, any store, Wal-Mart's fine. ;)

4. Insult the manager's wife.

[HobbesI]

5. Sneak strawberries from their boxes.

[Akai]

6. Put the Beta fish together and pick the winner of the death-fight. lol

[HobbesI]

7. Break all of the aquariums, "letting the fish go free".

[Nytz]

8. Steal a Tamagotchi electronic pet...... true story.

[HobbesI]

(Put a number before it!)
9. Cause all tamagotchis in the store to die.

[Nytz]

10. Ask someone who works in the store (particularly Wal-Mart) for a game you want to buy from the Video Game isle. When he gives you the game, flee.

[Shiny Espeon]

11. Open up Ranch dressing, throw it on the wall, and yell "Clean up on Isle 10!"

[Akai]

12. Make a wall of graffiti so you can "get the right color".

[HobbesI]

13. Look through all of the milk to check which one has the latest expiration date, putting them on the ground as you go.

[Akai]

14. Trying the pantyhose on your head, to get the right size, so you can just shoplift them later.

[HobbesI]

15. Clip all coupons from the newspapers and magazines, then put them all back.

[Akai]

Hey, Hobbes, you're 15, not 14. :p

16. Start a storewide hide and seek game. (LOL!!)

[Catty]

17. Get ketchup and spray it on all of the poor, unsuspecting customers.

[Akai]

18. Try out the fishing rods on the pet fish.

[HobbesI]

(Oops! I was on my dad's phone, the power was out.)

19. Hack into the DS to play the full version of Mystery Dungeon.

[Akai]

(I could see the happenening.)

20. Free the tanked lobsters!!

[Catty]

21. Open all the cereal boxes so you can get the "prize inside".

[Akai]

(OMG! I love it!)

22. Infest the store with vermin to try the different traps out.

[3speon]

23.) Approach a clerk. Pretend to start a conversation about a drug party the night before. Use the name on their name tag. Example: "So, Bertha, wasn't that heroine party the best last night? Y'know, the one at your house? Thanks for inviting me, by the way." This works best when performed near the store manager. For added effect, look high.

[Nytz]

24.) following #23. However for best results, actually be high.

[Akai]

25. Get some adult diapers, try them on, and wear them out of the store.

[Shiny Espeon]

@3speon - Lol!

26. Spill cereal all over the floor and when somebody steps on them yell out "Serial killer!!"

[Akai]

^ I'd probably do that.

27. Steal cabbage from the vegetable area and make a cabbage patch for the dolls.

[Catty]

28. Bring bad eggs and start to throw them at everyone!

[Akai]

29. Take the cleaning supplies and clean the bathrooms.

[Catty]

(This would work at Best Buy. My mom told me this one.)

30. Wear a blue shirt and start yelling that you quit because of how they treat you there.

[Akai]

31. Change the prices around. (Shirts $3.99/pound! lol)

[Catty]

(That would be funny)

32. Get all the pet goldfish and "feed the starving, stray cats".

[Yo Shee]

33. Pull the back of your shirt over your head and run around with your arms up yelling, "I am The Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"

[Akai]

(Beavis and Butthead.... Rotting mind since the 90s!) lol

34. Open all the PokemonYuGiOh cards just to get an awesome deck.

[Catty]

(That would work! lol)

35. (added to 34) Then start telling the manager that the only way you'll leave is if he/she can beat you in a Yu-Gi-Oh/pokemon battle.

[Akai]

36. (added to 35) And if he/she loses, do whatever is done in the anime after a big battle.

[Shiny Espeon]

37. Open up the ball launcher and start shooting tennis balls around!

That happened in Employee of the Month. XD

[Catty]

38. Open up a tent from the sports section and act like you are in the woods. Fire, smores, ect.

[Shiny Espeon]

39. (added to 38) And when an employee tells you to stop, tell them that the seabears will be after them!

[Catty]

(LOL!)

40. (added to 39) Then get a mic and sing the campfire song song!

[Shiny Espeon]

41. (added to 40) And then try on all the underwear in the store, saying you need your "Sea Rhinocerous" undergarments!

[3speon]

42.) [added to 41] And use all the chalk and markers and paint you can get your hands on to draw anti-sea bear circles around everyone just in case. xD Then announce that you married a sea bear and that when he gets mad, a hula hoop drawn around your waist is the only thing to protect you from his wrath.

[Catty]

43. (Added to 42) Then bring pictures of them and warn everyone there. Then tell them that they are you, except you are the only one who can actually see them.

[Akai]

44. Blow up the store. o_o;;

[Shiny Espeon]

^ That's a good one, lol.

45. Let your little cousin ride all the new bikes around the store, crashing into things and messings things up. When they tell you to stop, get sappy and say, "You're taking childhood out of Jimmy! Let the child laugh!"

[Akai]

46. Duct tape stuff together to make custom combo packs. :D

[3speon]

47.) [added to 46] Wear old clothes and fake pirate teeth before doing this, and don't take a shower for several days beforehand. Be sure to tack Post-It notes from the school supplies aisle onto each 'combo pack' that say 'CLEARANCE! $1.50 each', written in Sharpie marker also from the school supplies aisle. Use every color available. Also make sure you tape together expensive items like Guitar Hero II, a blender, and a Barbie Jeep. Then haul one up to the cashier and when they say you can't buy them together for $1.50, whimper, hold out a dollar fifty, and say, "I'm sorry, but this is all I have! I thought you'd be kind enough to people less fortunate than you, but I was wrong..." Then have a bunch of friends dressed in the same manner as you attack the cashier and complain about wanting equal rights.

[Akai]

(I don't get it. :?)

48. Draw stuff on the plain t-shirts to make your "own line" of clothing.

[3speon]

(Show up looking like a hobo, put stickers on expensive-item-combo-packs, and when they tell you you can't buy it, have a bunch of friends also dressed like hobos attack the clerk. I thought it was pretty funny.)

49.) Find the busiest aisle. Hold shopping cart races down it. Make sure to run into several people.

[zaptos]

50. Take a whole bunch of the stores stuff and go up to the cashier and say you want to sell your stuff.

[3speon]

51.) Knock down everything in an aisle. Then shake the shelves and start spasming. Scream, "EARTHQUAKE!!!!" This works better if everyone else in the aisle does the same.

[ta-wahi dialga]

52) Blow up the managers office (you works best if the manager isn't in it) and steal a cashier.

By the way, I do mean steal the cashier person, not the machine.

[Chibigelli]

53)Slap the Cashier and say"Where's the Money!" Keep repeating until your "dead"

[LegendariesLover]

Pee on the stuffed animals =D

[Charmander99]

(Number LL)

55. when your 20 years old run into the little girls aisle and open all the my little pony boxes and play horsea, when somebody comes sing the apocalypse pony theme song :p

[SlimeBerserker]

56) Go running around commanding monkies to attack people.

[LegendariesLover]

57) Beat up anyone you see.

[Nytz]

58)
Have a pillow fight in the furniture isle..... and whallop everyone you see go by the isle..... (also try doing it with the Hulk hand toys.....) "It's very fun....oops."

[Chibigelli]

59)Steal a security Camera watching your every move.

[MoonUmbreon]

60) go to pets mart and take all the dogs and then go back to wal mart and throw doggie toys at everyone so dogs attack them

[Nytz]

61.)
sneak into the rooms that say "Employees Only"...

[Charmander99]

62. Bring your dog into the food aisle, when someone asks you what your doing steal an employee jacket put it on and say you thought it was bring your pet to work day :D

[MoonUmbreon]

63) Go to the singing toy isle and make every thing sing at once

[LegendariesLover]

64) Open all the toys and refuse to pay!

[Charmander99]

65. GO into the electronics department wih a big cup of water mehind your back, when the guy gives you the game immeditly open it and pour water all over it then run away!

[LegendariesLover]

66) Slap the chasier in the face and claim that he didn't do me last night

[Charmander99]

67. Go into the Pet aisle and chew all the dog toys. Claim your dog said it tastes like chocolate.

[LegendariesLover]

68. Go to the salon, and when the person is washing your hair, cup water into your hands, and throw water in their face!

[MoonUmbreon]

69) Getting lost in the largest store in the US and then living off the food isles

[Charmander99]

70. Rob the store! (Simple yet eligant!)

[macky]

71.) grabbing an item and giving them an I.O.U. slip

[LegendariesLover]

72) Take all the toys and not pay because you have a 'VIP' card. (It's really a songebob fan card)

[macky]

73.) running around the store with your pants off

[SlimeBerserker]

74) If the cashier says yoiu don't have moeny puinch him in the face

[Palkiarules233]

75)Destroy a shopping cart.

[Charmander99]

76) Fuse all the chains on the shopping carts together.

[Shiny Espeon]

77. Switch the expensive stuff with the cheap stuff. >:3

[zaptos]

78. Pretend your the boss and tell all the emploies. spelt wrong

[Shiny Espeon]

79. Go up to a busy cashier and ask, "Mommy/Daddy, can I help you with those?" (It works best if the person is young.) XD

[zaptos]

80. Ask the mainiger to where all the worker are tell him your parents work back there then burn it all down. XD spelt wrong also.

[Shiny Espeon]

81. Stand right next to an item (such as notebooks) and ask people that walk by, "Where are the notebooks? I CAN'T FIND THE NOTEBOOKS!"

[zaptos]

haha nice one

82. You could hide a item that a custermor is looking for

[Palkiarules233]

83. Shout:THE POMEGRANATES WILL EAT US ALL!

[Charmander99]

84. Bug the customer service untill they tell you where the bathroom is, Go away for 4 minutes tell them you can't find it. When they show you, tell them you already went...

[Palkiarules233]

85 Make a fruit stampede.(spill the fruit)

[Ickinisanski]

86. Using carts as skateboards

[Palkiarules233]

87. Bring an incubator to the store and hatch some of the eggs.

[Chibigelli]

88.Put on some nearby Ketchup and pour it on you while yelling "I'm a Zombie"with your hands out in front of you. XD

[Palkiarules233]

89. Slice all the onions and throw them at people.

[Charmander99]

90. Buy a bed frame, open it and build it, buy a matress and blankets and sleep in the store.

[Palkiarules233]

91.Same as 83,except throw pomegranates.

[Rizaadon]

92. Smoosh all the cakes and stuff in the bakery!

[Alex]

93. Eat all the "Free tastes".

[Palkiarules233]

94:Shout I'm a robber.

[omegavoids]

95:Try to kick the manager.

[sal-sudairy]

96. Walk in with a bebe gun and point it at the manager. Make sure it's empty.

[po123ks]

97. have a joke an the manager and
say holdup give me your money.

[BuizelBoy]

98. Take a pee in the cereal boxes. -Shudders-

[omegavoids]

99.Advertise for a shop inside an another shop

[BuizelBoy]

100. Grab a Frankfurter from the shelf and sword-fight the cashier.

[omegavoids]

101.Make sure you are watched by a camera and STEAL STEAL STEAL.

[BuizelBoy]

102. Pretend the security cameras are Movie cameras, and act out a riot scene.

[Alex]

103: Yell at everyone near and in the store, "THE AUTOMATIC DOORS WILL CRUSH YOU!!!!"

[SlimeBerserker]

104) Use a lion to kill everyone in the store. So violent...

[Shiny Espeon]

Squat in the corner of the store, and when somebody asks you what you are doing say you are using the bathroom!

105

[BuizelBoy]

106. Lick the manager.

[Keynir]

107. Push random customers hard against the shelves

[Alex]

108. Force-feed one of the cashiers some frozen pizza!

[Destinii Haruya]

109
Find some Pokémon plushies and act out a battle, yelling the commands as loudly as you can. "GOOO CHIMCHAAAR!!! FIRE SPIIIN!! FWOOSHFWOOSHCRACKLEBURN CRUUNCH! IT'S SUPAH EFFECTIVE!! TURTWIG TOOK 987,098,296 DAMAGE!! TURTWIG FAINTED!!" *throws Turtwig plushie at the opposite aisle, making sure it knocks over all the biscuits, then falls into someone's trolley*

[PhiWolf_14]

110 oh oh i luv these!!! mime glugging down a bulk soap container then pretend you are drunk

[Trainer Red]

111.kick every employee in the store and run away after each kick. lol

[The Most Awesome Jared]

112. Run in naked and cover yourself with Eggnog, using milk jugs as shoes.


Yeah... I'm weird that way...

[Palkiarules233]

113. Open all of the Bakugan,then get all of the Pokemon figures out and run around shouting "They're out to get me!"

[The Most Awesome Jared]

114: Bring your laptop, rip all the music off all the CDs they have, then re-package them.

[Palkiarules233]

115. Plug in a microwave and cook and eat some cream cheese wontons.

[FreezeWarp]

116. Use the demo computers as your main computer every day.

[Palmo]

117........

[The Most Awesome Jared]

117. Ask the manager where they keep the feminine products and tell him they're for your Guinea pig.

[Star Strike]

118. Kick the manager's ba$$@.

[Palmo]

Run around naked and jump on the couches

[The Most Awesome Jared]

120. Try all of the free samples. ALL.

[Red Globe]

121: Take all of the chips and put them in the freezer.

[The Most Awesome Jared]

122: Take all the freezers and put them in the chips o_0

[Red Globe]

123: Break all the freezers.

[The Most Awesome Jared]

124: pretend to be the manager and give everyone the day off.

[FreezeWarp]

125: Pretend to be the Manager and Fire Everyone

[The Most Awesome Jared]

126: Ask them where they keep the playboy magazines.

[FreezeWarp]

127: Ask them if them if workers comp will cover Playboy.

[shaymin]

be the secerty camra in a dressing room

[The Most Awesome Jared]

I think I'm starting to like this kid...


129: Switch all the cereal into different boxes.

[FreezeWarp]

130. Act out what will happen to you 300 years later if you buy that pack of cigarettes.

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

131. Run around the store screaming, "My pants are yellow!" while you are wearing blue shorts and knocking everything of the shelf.

132. Walk up to the manager and say, "**** you."

I'm not sure if I can do 2 or not, if so I'll just repost the 2nd one later.

[FreezeWarp]

133. Pretend to be a human boom box yelling things like "Yo-Yo-Yo" in a really low voice, while outstretching your legs and arms.

Edit: Don't do it again Superkowz, however it does help being that the post count and item numbers are equal.

[Over 9,000 Superkowz]

Ok, sorry for that FW. And thanks for the warning.

134. Hide behind shelves of food and punch people in the face when they're about to grab something.

[FreezeWarp]

135. Relabel all of the prices for a buy one get everything free sale.