Survivor: Villain Island

[Akai]

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::Avaliable Villains::
Giovanni
Maxie
Archie
Paul
Harley
Gary
Cyrus
Pokemon Hunter J

If you've seen Survivor, this is self explainatory. Villains of the Pokemon world are forced together, because let's be honest, who'd willingly come to a deserted island? The prize is a mystery: A rare Pokemon? Money? Food? Who knows!? Join, if you want. The silvered out characters are taken.

[Shiny Espeon]

Can we make our own character?

[Akai]

I'd rather you didn't. Be Giovanni. ^_^

[Shiny Espeon]

Allllllright. Can I be Gary and Giovannni? ^^

[Akai]

Sure. If you think you can handle them. >=3

[Shiny Espeon]

RAWR!! On second thought, they can't handle me. >3

[3speon]

Gary isn't silvered out, but I take it he's taken, so... ARCHIE! I CHOOSE YOU! -throws Poke Ball plush toy at Archie's head-

[Akai]

Done
Done
..and..
Done

[Kaboom]

I'd like to be Maxie. He makes that suit look good!

[Akai]

I guess we can start as soon as Alexi shows. This was our idea, after all. ^_^

[Alexi8945]

Aaaaaand Alexi has arrived! *waves arms* Alexi! Who is Paul! *discos*

[Akai]

9___9 Fiiiinally. Ha.

*clears throat, farts, does a jig* Okies. I'm ready.

A flash. Someone kidnapping all the Pokemon villains. One by one they slowly wake up on some unknown island. "It's a game..." A voice laughs. "Who will win?"
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Harley skips around on the beach, giggling, "Oh, my, what a lovely day. The sky. The sea. The breeze. Just wonderful~!"

[3speon]

"What kind of mess is this?" said Archie angrily, "Why the heck are we here? This little game isn't very fun..." He narrowed his eyes.

"Well, at least there's a lot of water here."

[Akai]

Harley let out a girlish squeal, "I'm going swimming~!" He rips off his clothes and reveals a frilly pink bikini and swim cap with flowers all over it.

[Kaboom]

Maxie scowled. "Water. Why does it have to be water?"
He watched Harley disdainfully, then turned away.
"A game, is it?" he asked, addressing the voice in the hope of an answer. "What's the objective?"

[Akai]

"To win, of course." The voice changed into a little girl's voice. "That's the point of any game, silly."

[Alexi8945]

"Oh great." Paul sighed angrily, glaring at the other villians around him. "So how are we supposed to win?" A smile tugged at his lips suddenly. "Kill or be killed??"

[Akai]

The voice gasped, "Oh, no no! Killing is wrong. This is a game. Fun fun!"

Harley laughed, swimming around. He was being pulled out. Suddenly he let out a gasp, getting pulling under water. "Wha?... Help! Help! *gurgle*"

[Kaboom]

Maxie was too stunned to move. He wouldn't have rescued Harley anyhow: the only times he ever touched water was to drink it or to wash in it.

"What the..."

[Akai]

"...Hmmm. Someone better help him a'fore he drowns. If he dies, then the game is over, and no one wins.... You all will die." The voice sighed, making Harley get trapped in a whirlpool.

[3speon]

Archie's head snapped up, and he caught sight of Harley in his horrid swimming garb, drowning.

Yeesh, thought Archie, He's been here all of two minutes and he's already nearly been killed.

Archie dove into the waves and swam swiftly and effortlessly toward Harley. Things got more difficult when he reached the whirlpool. It took more effort, and his muscles began to strain. Archie made it to Harley, gasping for air, then grabbed the cross-dresser by the elbow and swam back toward the shore, albeit with much difficulty. Archie threw Harley on the shore unceremoniously, then crawled onto the sand himself, panting.

"Well, that was fun," he said sarcastically.

[Kaboom]

Maxie nodded. "Trust Archie to act the hero," he muttered to himself. "And it's a good thing he did, else we'd all be dead."

He pondered for a minute, then asked the voice, "So you've shown us how to lose. How do we win?"

[Akai]

"I don't know..." The voice moaned, "I haven't thought about that yet."

Harley gasped for air. His top came off and his quickly covered up, "Eek! I'm exposed! Don't look at me!"

[Kaboom]

Maxie flopped into a chair despairingly.
"You haven't thought about it? What kind of kidnapper are you? Who are you, anyway?"

[Akai]

"Oh! That's it! My next game! You get to figure out my name. It'll be ready by tomorrow. Byies!" He giggled, fading off.

[Kaboom]

Maxie was incredulous.
"What kind of stupid game is this? Well, I'll be darned if I'm just going to sit here all evening. Time to investigate, methinks."
He stood up and looked around. He saw a bridge on onw side of the beach and wandered across it to see if there was anything interesting over there.

[Alexi8945]

Paul groaned. This wasnot going to end well. Here he was, kidnapped by a weird voice, stuck on an island with a bunch of lameos, and he was starting to feel hungry. He watched Maxie cross the bridge, decided he'd be better of actually cooperating with these goons, and followed him. Maybe if they won this game, they'd be rewarded with donuts. Covered in sprinkles. Purple sprinkles.

[Shiny Espeon]

Giovanni woke up to the thoughts of donuts and men drowning in frilly swimwear. "**** Cassidy...what did he put in my pills this time? Is he a she or a he? Why does it matter!" The grumpy old man yelled as he scooped his primitive self off the sand and groaned as his back cracked. He started yelling like a sissy girl before he realized he was not in Harley's bedroom as he thought. "Awww...that was a dream," he thought to himself before sauntering off the sand and into a jungle.

[Alexi8945]

Paul called to Maxie. "Wait, M'am!" He caught up to Maxie, looking at the redhead. "Whoa, you're not a woman...are you?" He distantly heard an old man yelling about frilly swimwear, but shrugged it off.

[Akai]

Harley dried off and walked the beach, under the warm sun.

[3speon]

Archie noticed Maxie and the emo-looking purple-haired kid walking off over a bridge and followed. Maybe there'd be food over there. He was rather hungry, now that he thought about it.

[Akai]

Harley was being left alone. He quickly redressed and followed, "Yoo-hoo~! Wait for me." He sang out.

[3speon]

Archie looked over his shoulder at Harley, pausing to wait for him when a thought occurred to him. Had he even said 'thank you'? Archie had just saved his life! Archie huffed, tapping his foot in irritation.

[Shiny Espeon]

After realizing he didn't like forests, Giovanni crawled back out of the jungle. He came back with only his shirt and some boxers on, after being mauled by some Pokemon. He was still grumbling as he sauntered forward to the beach and then questioned his sanity....after all, he saw Harley!! He started running up to him, yelling "Harley!" in the process.

((ooc. totally g@y sorry))

Gary liked to sleep in, and when he eventually opened his brown eyes to the soft sands of a beach, he closed his eyes and drifted back to his sleep. His eevee groaned next to his master in annoyance as the boy slept on.

[Akai]

(Try staying in character. You make a horrible Giovanni)

[Kaboom]

Maxie looked to the others who were following him. He was reluctant to cooperate with anyone, least of all Archie, but the island was big, and they'd be more efficient if they worked together. Maxie would have to be the leader, though. He could not stand being under someone else's command.

"All right, you lot. I'll sum up the situation:
"We have all been kidnapped by some weird guy without a clue, and this guy wants us to play a game, if you can call it that. We have to stay alive. We also should try to find out about our captor. No doubt he is someone to be reckoned with. I want us to split up and search for anything that may provide a clue. Any questions?"

[Alexi8945]

Paul raised one purple eyebrow. "Yeah. Who said you get to be the leader?" No way was he ever going to listen to some lame guy like that. He glanced around at the other guys on the island. They were all idiots! "I think the one with a brain should be leader." He paused. "Meaning me."

[Akai]

Harley rushed over to Paul, taking his arm and snuggling against his cheek, "Ooh! A man with a brain, I like that. I vote him~!"

[Alexi8945]

Paul shoved him away. "So that's what Ash meant," he muttered to himself.

[Akai]

"Ash? You mean you know that delishious little boy toy!" He squealed and went in for another hug.

[Alexi8945]

Paul stepped aside so Harley would instead glomp the tree behind him. "As I was saying, I should be leader since none of you are exactly smart." He glanced at Harley. At least someone agrees.

[Akai]

(Smart... this is true, since he was the only one that could beat Ash! xD)

Harley snuggled against the tree, rubbing the bark on it and moving his leg up on it. Suddenly the screen went black and a lot of things were censored out. Therapy was given out and after several weeks of it, the cast was finally put back on the island. Harley stood by said tree, "Maybe we should vote for it. It's only fair."

[Alexi8945]

Paul blinked slowly. "Um, right." He looked at the others. "Democracy is a good thing. Now vote for me, or else you'll be eaten."

[Akai]

"You've got my vote!" He sang, glomping Paul again, snuggling with him. "Oh, this is fun! It's like a sleep over."

[3speon]

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" said Archie, "Why should we give the post of leader over to some snot-nosed kid? I'm old enough that I could be your dad, squirt. I think we should have a battle to settle everything. That's only fair, right?"

[Akai]

Harley floated over to Archie, clinging to him, "You can be my Daddy." He grinned, humming a little.

[3speon]

Archie shook his arm in a failing effort to get the crazed teen off of him. It didn't work, and he looked down at Harley with disdain.

"Get off. You're creeping me out."

[Akai]

"Okay, Daddy." He unlatched himself and hummed happily, fiddling with his hair.

[Alexi8945]

Paul glared at Archie. "Wasn't your organization bought down by a ten-year-old? I doubt you would be a good leader."

[Akai]

(Archie: "He was 14, thank you very much!" XDDD)

Harley looked at Paul, "I'm sorry... but isn't that same ten year old and you stars of several yaoi websites? I saw the pictures. Nice... Two thumbs up.... the butt." He laughed.

[Alexi8945]

Paul shot a glare at Harley. "I don't even know what the **** you're talking about." He took a step toward Archie. "But I will battle you for leader. If a ten-year-old can beat you, I certainly can."

[Akai]

Harley snickered, "That's just how 'Pokie-Man' started! Yay! A free show!"

[Shiny Espeon]

Gary Armstrong Oak eventually woke up to a painted sky of orange and red. The wind ruffled his brown hair lightly as he groggily stretched on the smooth sands, which then startled him. The teenager quickly flipped up from his position, and when he realized he was no longer in his laboratory, he was fully awake. He jumped off from the sands, and grabbed his backpack from the beach. His Eevee, realizing his master was awake now, was quick to hop on his shoulder as Gary observed his new surroundings.

“Where are we?” he asked in his slightly croaky voice, more so to himself although his trusty Eevee purred an uncertain tone. “Yeah, I figured that,” he answered back to his companion before turning around.

The forest was lush and alive, teeming with vitality of plant life and animals. Gary quickly identified the tropical palm leaves, the swaying leaves of various tropical bushes. “This is a tropical rain forest,” he clarified with finality, and then began searing his location. “How did we get here?” his mentality challenged him.

The professor very clearly remembered researching a type of Pokemon herb deep into the night, persisting in his studies until he figured out the benefits and losses of the plant. He drank several Monsters and Rockstars farther into the twilight, refusing to give up until he discovered something new about the herb. Of course, he eventually fell asleep sometime in the morning after merely figuring out that the herb could be used as a type of addiction weed. Of course, that was a fresh breakthrough made by yours truly, and Gary took pride from that.

“If I can do that, I can do anything,” Gary thought to himself as he ran into the jungle. The cocky boy really could accomplish anything, although people quickly grew envious of him. Forget their shizz. Gary Armstrong Oak was a genius in the method, a doctor to the Pokemon world.

“We need to see what direction we need to sail to,” Gary thought ahead. The duo rushed out of the jungle unscathed, requiring only a tiny leaf in their brief adventure. “See, this is a trick I learned a long time ago when I was stuck in the Johto Islands. You remember?” Gary asked his Eevee. The Pokemon growled in affection, of course she could recall the time they were stuck on an island without any way out. That survival week had been risky and parlous, although a huge load of information had been gathered.

Gary’s muscles flexed through his peachy skin as he dug a hole in the beach sands with a stone plate. When the miniature trench was deep enough to hit the water buried underneath, it filled up with salty sea water. Gary smiled; this was another accomplishment in a series of long wins for him. His Eevee barked happily.

“Here we go,” he said with optimism as he set the decapitated leaf on the surface of the water. He pulled out a small wire he had from his research last night and slowly set it atop the leaf. The polarities naturally worked to his favor, and the leaf and wire duo slowly tuned around to face north. Gary waited until the leaf settled before he grabbed the wire off the leaf and crushed his little trench.

“That’s the direction we need to get to! Let’s get started on building a raft, before night hits!” the survival boy exclaimed before running once again into the tropical rain forest.

[Kaboom]

Maxie sighed.
"Well, if I'm not leader then I walk alone. I'll see you losers around."

He turned and walked calmly away. When he was out of sight, he was a lot more hesitant. He did not know where to go, so he sought out a high place to use as a vantage point.

[Alexi8945]

Paul rolled his eyes. One less guy to worry about. He looked to the others. "Anyone else want to go on their own? Of course, the less we are together, the less of a chance we have of getting through this."

[Akai]

Harley sighed, "Maybe we should just get some sleep. Everyone's so tense. I'll be happy to give everyone massages~." He giggled, creeping to Paul.

[Alexi8945]

"We all just woke up!" Paul yelled irritably, stepping away from the cacturne-dressed man. "We can't be wasting time like this. Look, I'm leader. Now let's find out who the **** this guy is."

[Shiny Espeon]

((Well it's annoying to have to go over three pages of one liners constructed in less than a few hours. :p))



Gary probed the dense forest, searing for items to his liking. This forest was teeming with animals, insects, life he could eat, life he could use. He was not too fond of having to kill an animal for his own survival, for he considered it blood lore, but he knew that when it came to the wilderness it was either you or the rest of the jungle. Here, he would make sure that he was the one who persisted on and became victorious in this horrific, natural maze of ****.

He refused to listen to his rumbling stomach as he chopped the broad leaves off the palm trees. He could use these, build a raft with them, although it would take much time and strenuous effort. Chop. Chop. Chop. His pocket knife was not the best type of cut for this situation, but it did help.

“Ok then,” he huffed as he charged off with the freshly cut leaves. He placed them in a pile on a concealed place within a rock (only God knew who else was on this island, and he wasn’t telling) before running back within the forest to collect the wood he needed.

Gary could survive, he was used to having to battle the wilderness in his field studies back at home….wherever home was. He seemed like the type of indoors boy who wouldn’t even know how to create fire, but surprisingly he was the type of soul who could quite literally save somebody else in the jungle and persist on. Oh yeah, he could survive in the wilderness. Yeah, he knew, he was no Bear Grylls, but he could live.

[Kaboom]

Maxie arrived at the top of some weird tree after much climbing. He was uncharacteristically exhausted. He rested for a minute, then looked around. As he had feared, they were on a desert island with no other land in sight. He sighed and sat down. He then realised that he was at the risk of falling, especially with the mysterious voice, and the ground was a long way down. He began to climb back down off the tree.

[Akai]

(God.... I have to make the Voice make some rules and try to save this trainwreck... I mean RP.)

The sun set. The island Pokemon came out and made some noises. Several Mankey danced in the trees, eating bananas and playing. Chatot sang, repeating several things they heard that day, "Free show! Free show, Raak!" "I will battle you, raak!" Vileplume spread a sweet smelling powder in the air, a light Sleep Powder to help those who needed to sleep do so.

[Kaboom]

Maxie reached the ground safely just as the sun sank below the horizon. He found himself a comfortable spot and lay down against a tree. He was tired, and he fell asleep quickly.

[Alexi8945]

Paul tried his hardest to think, to not sleep. He couldn't fall asleep now, not when he had this task at hand. He needed to think. Think. Think...His eyelids grew heavy. He slumped against a tree. I'll just rest my eyes, he thought. Just for a moment...Soon, he was snoozin'.

[Akai]

Harley yawned, braiding his hair a little out of boredom. He slumped over and fell to his side, snoring softly.

[3speon]

A thick aroma replaced what had been salty sea air, and as Archie took a deep breath, it quickly became a yawn. So... tired... Must... sleep... No! He had to stay up and find a way off of this stupid island. How was he supposed to win this 'game' if he spent all his time snoring? But the air was so sweet, and warm, and comforting... Archie yawned again, then suddenly collapsed to the ground, asleep.

[Akai]

The voice yelled over the island, booming into the ears of all her captives, "Gooooood mooooring, everyyyyone!!" She giggled, "I got a new ga-ame~."

[Kaboom]

Maxie jumped up, startled. All the recent events came flooding back to him and he suddenly had a headache. He cleared his thoughts, then what the voice had said gave him a second headache. Not a good start to the day.

He took a moment to wake up properly.

[Akai]

She grunted, "HEY!! WAKE UP!!" She yelled, shaking the entire island.

Harley gasped, falling from his sleeping position, somehow on top of Paul. x_O;;

[3speon]

Archie shot up from his sleeping position, and was dizzy for a moment while the blood flowed downward from his head. He stood and approached Harley, who was lying atop the grouchy, arrogant purple-haired kid. He paused for a moment, slightly weirded out, then continued.

"What are we supposed to do now?" he asked gruffly, scratching his head.

[Akai]

"I've got a ga-ame~" The voice sang. "One of you is a traitor among you. One of you, works for me, and doesn't know it. You're going to find out who."

[3speon]

"Well, that's stupid! How the heck are we supposed to figure that out?" Archie grumbled, upset. He had never really been a morning person.

[Akai]

"The bad man is a boy!.... With hair!" The voice giggled.

[Kaboom]

"That would be... all of us. You really need to provide decent clues, or none at all."
Maxie was a little nervous. After all, he had no memory of how he had arrived on the island. He could be the traitor, and not know it... It was unsettling.

[3speon]

"Augh! All we asked for was some decent help! We're stranded on this god-forsaken island and all you tell us is 'It's a guy with hair'?! You moron! Everyone of us is a guy with hair, except maybe him!" Archie bellowed, pointing at Harley and breathing heavily.

[Akai]

Harley was disgusted. "How dare you! This is my real hair. How disgusting..."

"Oh... you're right. I'll just shave the ones that aren't traitors." The voice giggled.

Harley leapt up, "Noooo!!" He ran around frantically.

[Kaboom]

"You will do no such thing! I've spent hours making my hair perfect..."

[Akai]

Harley grabbed his hair, crying, freezing when a few strands fell. He watched them, immediantly freaking out. "NOOOO!!! My beautiful hair!!"

[Kaboom]

"Harley!" shouted Maxie. "Please tell me you just pulled those hairs out!"

[Akai]

He was reduced to tears.

"Oops... wrong one..." The voice mumbled, "How do I work this thing?" Some of Maxie's hair started to drop. "Yay! Got him!"

[Kaboom]

Maxie didn't react as much as Harley, but nonetheless he was furious. His face went red with the effort of containing his anger. He knew now that he was not the traitor... unless the voice had been lying...

[Akai]

"...Do you want some rope to tie up the traitor?" The voice asked kindly.

[Kaboom]

"We still don't know who it is!"

[Akai]

"Ok... You can just let him be happy with his pretty long hair, while the others are balding."

[Kaboom]

"No problem to me. I'm already bald." Maxie gave the impression of being undeterred by his lack of hair.

[Akai]

"That means you're not my favorite. Want a hint?"

[Kaboom]

"Oh, yes please," answered Maxie sycophantically.

[Akai]

The voiced cleared her throat, "Here's an attack.... Needle Arm!"

Harley sat on the ground, "...Wait, that's my Cacturne's special attack..."

[Kaboom]

Maxie was not surprised by this.
"So, you mean to tell us that Harley's been working for you unknowingly, and expect us to believe it?"

[Akai]

"She's lying! She has to be! Don't listen to her!"

[3speon]

"She could well be lying," Archie said, having calmed down a bit, "She's a voice. She might not even be real. But still, shouldn't the rest of us be losing hair now? Or do we no longer need that little 'clue'?"

[Akai]

Harley whimpered a little, "Do you really want her to show herself? If she can make our hair fall out as a voice, think of what she can do as a person..."

[Kaboom]

Maxie frowned. "Scaredy-cat. I usually make it a point to know who I'm talking to."

[[OOC: Do the villains have their Pokémon or are they alone?]]

[Akai]

(Alone. I want them to be completely alone. The island does have Pokemon.)

Harley sighed, "It was just a thought..." He looked around, holding his stomach. "Goodness, I'm a little famished."

[Kaboom]

Maxie laughed. "That'll be another challenge, no doubt. Find food or die. I wish I had Mightyena with me, he'd find food for all of us in no time at all. Well, I'm not sitting here listening to my belly rumble. I'm off hunting." At with that, he strode off.

[Akai]

Harley scrambled up and followed him, "I know this seems like I'm scared, well... I am, but we need to stick together."

[Kaboom]

"I don't need a gender-deranged person following me around. If you must make yourself useful, build a fire or something."

[Akai]

He lunged for him and clung to him, "No! Don't leave me! Please!"

[Kaboom]

"Get off!"
Maxie threw Harley off and continued marching.

[Akai]

Harley looked hurt, staring at the ground. He got up and walked off.

[Kaboom]

Maxie found a plantation of Berries. He examined them in every way, checking for poison. Confident that they were clean, he took as many as he could carry and went back to the others.

[Akai]

The berries he picked suddenly exploded, "Naughty naughty," The voice giggled, "You need to be nicer. You mad him cry. You don't get to eat until you make up."

[Kaboom]

"Fair enough," said Maxie. "Who needs food anyway?"

[Akai]

"Oh? I supplied the others with a big feast for your failure. Can you smell it?"

[Kaboom]

"Yeah, so?"

[Akai]

She giggled, "You'll find out in a few days."

[Kaboom]

Maxie sat down, arms crossed.

[Akai]

"Aww... You're not going to apologize, are you?"

[Kaboom]

"Does it look like it?"
He sat silent for a moment, then stood up and shouted, "Look, I'm getting fed up of this! I'm going to find you, and make you suffer for what you've done to us!"

[Akai]

"I don't think your Mightyena will like that... He's got really pretty eyes." She giggled.

[Kaboom]

Maxie felt as if he had been struck in the chest.
"My... Mightyena? He is with you? Don't hurt him!"

[3speon]

Meanwhile, Archie sat content on the sand, popping french fries into his mouth. The food had been delivered by several passing Pokemon, and he was all too glad to have recieved it. He reached for another hamburger and took a large bite. Who cared if it was fattening?

[Akai]

Harley happily gulped down a sundae, not caring if chocolate sauce drizzled on his lap.

The voice giggled, "If you don't bore me, I won't have to entertain myself with him."

[Kaboom]

There was no reply. Maxie was gone, searching the whole island frantically for his beloved Mightyena.

[Akai]

The voice giggled, "Search all you want. He's not on the island."

[Kaboom]

Maxie scowled. He was at a loss for what to do.

[Akai]

"Apologize, or you'll be getting Mightyena back in pieces."

[Kaboom]

"No! Not Mightyena! Prove to me that you have him, and I'll do anything you ask!"

[Akai]

"Prove how? Chop an ear off or something?"

[Kaboom]

"No! If he's with you, let me hear him."

[Akai]

"Ok... Um, speak boy. Come on... Speak!"