Vampires vs Vampire Hunters

[Nytz]

choose any vampire or vampire hunter from any game, book, or cartoon and pit them against each other. when selecting the character, be sure to tell what game, book or cartoon show that character was in, to avoid confusion.

ZOMGD NOOOOO!!!! -stands protectively in front of Edward-

Edward: o.O
Me: They're plotting to kill you!!! D:
Edward: OH NO THEY AIN'T!! D:<
Me: OH YESH THEY IS!! But you must pwn them with your super speed and super strength and super cunning and super-sexy-I-sparkle-in-the-sun-awesomeness! And don't let them read the Twilight books or they'll know how to kill you!
Edward: Twilight?
Me: Yup, Stephenie Meyer exposed your secret to the world in book form! xD
Edward: -calls Alice- We've gotsa move again! D:
Me: No you don't! We shall keep your secret safe! =D
Edward: W/E. -gets ready to pwn Nytz into oblivion-
Me: THIS IS WHERE YOU RUN SCREAMING BOY! HE'S-A GONNA KEEL CHU!!

*Pulls out Vampire Killer Whip* " I am Belmount-- I slay vampires like you! I have killed Dracula and the dark creatures of "Castlevania" several times, and you well be no different. *cracks whip* come, face me, Edward!

[Shiny Espeon]

*cracks whip* come, face me, Edward!


*Edward races over, and, in less than a millasecond, is in front of this....weird guy. With his inhuman strengh and speed, he cracks his head open and throws it on the ground for the Volturi to take.*

Oh **** you're dead. Well, I guess you shoulda known Count Dracula and Edward Cullen aren't from the same books or...ideas. >.>

[3speon]

3speon laughs hysterically in the background and then pats Edward on the back.

"Good boy. So... whaddya wanna do now?"

"Dunno. Can I kill Jacob now, too?" -eager-

"NO!" 3speon slaps Edward's hand.

"Shame!!" she reprimands him, "You can kill another vampire slayer, but NOT Jacob. Jacob is not a toy. He is a werewolf-human being. You cannot harm him. Remember Wuthering Heights?"

"Yes..." Edward looks down.

"Exactly. You cannot harm a hair on his head. 'Cause Bella still likes him. 'Kay?"

"Yes, ma'am."

[Kaboom]

[Character: Selene; Origin: Underworld (film)]

From a distance, Selene watched the happenings with her binoculars. The two she was watching were vampires, no doubt about that, but from a different clan. They could be friendly of hostile to her. 'Only one way to find out,' she thought to herself as she but the binoculars in her bag.

She ran across rooftops until she came level with 3speon and Edward. Without hesitation, she jumped down in front of them and waited for their reaction, ready to spring back up should the need arise.

[3speon]

3speon crosses her arms.

"And what do you want?"

Edward mimics her.

"Yeah, what do you want?"

[Kaboom]

"Oh, nothing. Just passing by. I'll be off if you prefer."

[3speon]

3speon looks at Edward.

"Get 'er."

Edward is next to Selene in a millisecond, and wrenches her head from her shoulders in the same smooth move. He then returns to 3speon's side like a faithful puppy.

"Who dares to challenge us now?! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAUHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

[Kaboom]

Selene's body picked her head up and put it back on the stump of her neck. The two fused together and she looked as though nothing had happened.

She smoothly pulled out two guns from their holsters behind her back and shot 3speon and Edward with bullets containing active Uranium.

[Pokemaster]

Uhm... Wouldn't this belong in the Off-Topic Fan Interactive? It seems more of an RP than a game.

[3speon]

[[Hmm... dunno, probably. Continuing the slaying fest now!]]

3speon quickly hides behind Edward, who, besides being extremely sexy and very fast and strong, is also bullet-proof. [[And if you read the Twilight books, this is true and I'm not making it up.]] Edward sighs and approaches Selene again, and rips her head off again, then holds onto it tightly while he creates a fire. He throws the head into the fire, grabs the body and tosses it in there as well.

"We win!" cheers 3speon, giving Edward a hug.

[Nytz]

Blade from the Marvel comics appear (a vampire hunter with vampire powers)
he pulls out a sword and attacks Edward with lightning fast slashes!

[Kaboom]

Selene respawns behind Edward and shoots 3speon in the back. Cowardly, yes, but efficient.

[3speon]

3speon dies.

Edward is horrified and completely ignores the blades clanging uselessly against his marble skin. His sadness turns to fury and he faces Selene.

"You shouldn't have done that," he says, his velvet voice soft, menacing, and shaking. He uses a fist to knock Blade out cold, then he approaches Selene slowly, his golden eyes smoldering. He looks at her for a moment, making his eyes soften seductively and dazzling her momentarily with an ultra-sexy crooked smile, then snatches the gun from her hand and turns it on her, firing a single shot to her heart. He works quickly then, ripping her body to small pieces and splitting them when they join together. He builds several fires and burns different pieces in different fires. When they are nothing but ash, he scoops the ash up into several different bags, then rushes to the nearest body of water and throws one bag into it. He repeats the process until the bags are gone. He then returns to Blade and uses only one hand to effortlessly crush his skull. He snaps Blade's neck as well, for good measure.

Edward kneels then beside 3speon's body, and leans down to bite her neck, injecting venom into her bloodstream, though it no longer flows. He hopes this experiment will work and that the venom will somehow work its way through her body. He carries her body to his home, stashes it in his closet, then returns to the forest to hunt.

[Nytz]

A platinum moon hung ominously into the stillness of late midnight. in a break of moonlight through the trees, two silhouetts appear.....
"We're here at last"
"Yes--- how long I waited for this moment..."
They continued moving, spotting scattered bodies and torn body parts litering the ground which was covered in a thin sheet of fog.
"Looks like the locals didn't make it here, too...."
Several shadows rushed past them.
"They're comming!"
Without hesitation, the two fired a single round from their silver pistols with bullets that had been ritually blessed.

"We hunt the creatures of the night--"
"--Vampire Hunters."
(From the video game, "Vampire Night")

Soon, they spotted an Edward in the distance. Swiftly and without a sound, they pulled out their guns and fired a single round in unison towards Edward.

[3speon]

Soon, they spotted an Edward in the distance."Hey, an Edward! Let's catch it!" -throws Poke Ball- xDDD

Edward looked up as the bullets ricocheted from his skin, leaving him unharmed as usual. Would they ever learn? But Edward had killed more people today than he had in a long time. He felt monstrous now, and guilt crept through him. He may have even changed a girl in the hopes of keeping her with him. He decided to leave the hunters alone and ran swiftly in a different direction, searching for prey in the darkness. Maybe he could find a mountain lion somewhere.

[Kaboom]

Selene respawned again, cursing. "That's two lives lost this evening! I'm going to run dry at this rate!"

She spots the vampire hunters, and subtly guides them to Edward. They didn't see her, but she used a form of telepathy to tell them where to go. With a bit of luck, one or the other would be killed, and that would be one less adversary to deal with.

[Nytz]

The eerie howl of a wolf flowed through the stillness of the dark night. The vampire hunters saw an image draw closer and closer. Soon a young girl appeared, fleeing for her life as many silohettes sluggishly appeared from a dense fog. They moaned a deep, sickening moan....
"Uuuuhhhhhgh..... help..... me..... ooooooohh......."
The figures grew closer and more visible-- they were humans; however, somthing, a sinister and horrifying eyeball-like parasite with sickly root-like tentacles were attached to them. they pulsated like a beating heart, and caused the human host to look pale blue in color.
"Help!" the girl cried. "Everyone is turning into vampires!"
The vampire hunters drew out their guns.... "get back."
The girl retreated behind them. The Vampire hunters began to fire at the parasites with deadly accuracy! The parasites bursted into a bloody puddle once they were shot. Soon the humans began to recover their former selves and fled to safety.
"T-thank you." the girl said.
the vampire hunters began to turn away, they saw the silhouette of a tall wicked castle eerily lit in the moonlight. Then suddenly the felt the presence of another vampire.
"Mina!!!" a voice called. a cloaked figure appeared in the distance.
"S-Soma?!" the girl replied.
(Soma and Mina-- from the video game: "Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow")
"Get Back!" one of the vampire hunters said, drawing out his gun towards Soma. "A Vampire...."
"W-wait!" Mina said. "He's a friend!" But it was too late-- the Vampire hunters fired their guns, and Mina let out a horrified shriek!
Soma quickly reacted. He threw off his cloak, revealing his pale white white clothing that matched with his hair and skin. He effortlessly evaded bullets and lunged at the vampire hunters with a great spear! Illusory copies of himself trailed behind him as he moved swiftly.
"I'll save you, Mina!" Soma yelled. He thrusted the spear towards the vampire hunters; however both of them sidesteped the attack from opposite directions! Soma took a step back. Hmm... these two-- they appear to be vampires too, he thought. He then pulled out a hangun of his own. He faced the Vampire hunters, his hands readily placed on the trigger.
"W-WAIT!!!" Mina cried "Stop! This is a misunderstanding!!!"
Suddenly another presence came over them. The Edward they saw earlier rushed past them like a speeding bullet! He disappeared in the distance.
"....What was that?" Soma thought.
before there was a response, suddenly the ground began to rumble. Soon vampire-like creatures began to emerge from the ground! Without hesitation, Soma and the Vampire Hunter duo took their place in front of Mina and pulled out their weapons.
*Castlevania music began to play from out of nowhere*

EDIT: as the three began to slay the vampire monsters, a faint voice echoed through their minds.....
If you wish to find Edward, the voice began......