King of the hill!

[FreezeWarp]

I come up and destroy the hill and yourself.

The valley is mine!

[Neo Pikachu]

I use Thunder to strike you off the valley and rebuild the hill.

Muwhahaahh! Mt. Pikarest forever!

[FreezeWarp]

I use Fissure causing you to fall into the hill.

My hill 8D

[Neo Pikachu]

I use Iron Tail on your legs so that you roll off of my hill.

Mine, it is all mine!

[FreezeWarp]

I use trick room, making me much faster than you, and I throw you off the hill.

The hill is mine!

[Neo Pikachu]

I use Agility and then Volt Tackle to increase my speed and not you off the hill in a electrifying manner.

Now, this is my hill and my hill only! Pikachu's forever...

[FreezeWarp]

I use Agility and then Volt Tackle to increase my speed and not you off the hill in a electrifying manner.

Now, this is my hill and my hill only! Pikachu's forever...

Actually, by the rules of trick room, you are even slower now, going the speed of molasses.

Still my hill!

[Neo Pikachu]

Confuse Ray to confuse you and get you off my frickin' hill.

MINE>

[Red Globe]

Red Globe uses gun and shoots NP. One hit, two hits, three hits!

NP has fainted.

Now gtfo cuz diz iz nao ma haus/hill

[Neo Pikachu]

Transforms into Juno from TOJ... *Shoots Red Globe with Rifle*

My hill punk...

[FreezeWarp]

Warps time, causing you to transfer back, then shoots you to the hill.

MY HILL!

[SK]

*kicks face* *FW falls down hill* *I go down and stomp face* *I go back up*

My hill pls. :D

[FreezeWarp]

*kicks face* *FW falls down hill* *I go down and stomp face* *I go back up*

My hill pls. :D

I use earth tremor (Paper Mario: TTYD move) and you are flown 50 feet in the air by the tremors, than thrusted back down unconscious

My Hill :D.

[SK]

Go Infernape!
Infernape used Flamethrower!
It's super effective!
FreezeWarp fainted!
Infernape gained 112213ex. points.

My hill pls. :D

[FreezeWarp]

Infernape took 1,000,000,000,000 recoil damage because of FreezeWarp's sharp skin.

FreezeWarp is revived.

My hill!

[SK]

*uses Max Revive*

Infernape used Nuclear Bomb!
FreezeWarp fainted!
Infernape gained 112213ex. points.

My hill pls. :D

[FreezeWarp]

FreezeWarp uses the power of the bomb to revive and increase strength.
FreezeWarp drops Hydrogen Bomb.
Infernape faints.

My... hill.

[SK]

I eat your pants, and you scurry off to get some more.

MAH HILL!!!

[FreezeWarp]

I rip off your head, and you go home to get another.

*builds steal electric fence*

Mai hill!

[SK]

*returns with a new head*

I eat your fence. And your electricity. And your new pair of pants.

My hill.

[FreezeWarp]

I take your pants, and you have to go get new ones.

My hill!

[SK]

*is wearing regenerating pants*

I kick you. My hill!

[FreezeWarp]

I quarter you.

My hill!

[SK]

I eat the hill and spit it out under me.

Mine!

[Red Globe]

I beat the shit out of you.

My hill.

[SK]

O.O

I take a crap on your face.

My hill.

[Red Globe]

I crap you out.

My hill.

[SK]

Again... O.O

I eat your crap and you have to go somewhere else to puke because of what you just saw. :D

My hill.

[Red Globe]

I eat you.

My hill.

[SK]

I tell a hilarious joke. Your but falls off because you say "LMAO!!!" and you run off to get it reattached.

My hill. :D

[Red Globe]

I tell a hilarious joke.

You die of old age.

My hill.

[SK]

I revive and sit on you.

My hill.

[FreezeWarp]

I sic my dog on you.

My hill.

[SK]

I beat up your dog.

My hill.

[Red Globe]

I beat you up.

My hill.

[SK]

I beat up FW and you go over to help him out and stuff (sorry FW but I want the hill).

My hill.

[Neo Pikachu]

Puts Sniper Rifle together and gets a headshot.

BINGO! My hill...

[SK]

*throws a Pikachu into the water*

You go to save the Pikachu.

My hill.

[Neo Pikachu]

*Saves Pikachu and we use a Double Volt Tackle on ya*

Pwned...

[SK]

*Uses Thunder Stone on Pikachu*

Mwahahahaha!!!!!

My hill.

[Neo Pikachu]

Too bad I'm wearing an Everstone sucker!

Uses Thunder Wave to paralyze you. My hill!

[FreezeWarp]

Uses sleep powder to put you to sleep.

My hill!

[SK]

I rip off your arm and throw it down the hill, which is now mine.