The Good Deeds Game

[Akai]

This is a new game I thought up. The goal is to make the strangest, most outrageous good deeds. Just make them funny, NOT STUPID.

Examples:

My good deed is donating my eyes to blind children.

My good deed is washing all the fish in the ocean.

My good deed is recycling all the gum that gets stuck under tables and chairs.

Please try to type in COMPLETE sentences, not fragments. I know this is a game, but typing a few extra words won't kill you. Enjoy yourselves!

[Cary_Shadows]

Mai gud dede iz teeching spelin to yung kidz. XP

[Akai]

Cary, that should recieve an infraction, but I'll let that go.

My good deed is giving cats swim lessons.

[Catty]

My good deed is getting rid of pidgeon nests off of people's houses.

[Akai]

My good deed was to make The Adventures of Dittoman and Zangirl, now in the FanArt thread. :D

[Cary_Shadows]

Gah, can't you recognize irony? ._.

My good deed is taking the lint from bellybuttons.

[Akai]

*pushes Cary* That was my good deed! You can convert the toe jam to toe jelly, and make some toast to go with it.

[Cary_Shadows]

D: Toe jam football...? But I've been extracting bellybutton lint since 1914!

[Akai]

*gasp* You're the legendary Belly Melly!? *bows down*

My good deed is to clean your toe jam out.

[Cary_Shadows]

Shh! It's a secret!

My good deed is to stop PETA from killing cats. D:

[Akai]

My good deed is to make lunch for PETA.

People Eat Tasty Animals.

[Akai]

My good deed is leading a mute choir. =D

[FreezeWarp]

Okay, these PETA jokes get seriously annoying after a while.

My good deed is offering pebbles I find on the street to city that puts them down.

[Akai]

Okay, these PETA jokes get seriously annoying after a while.

Wasn't it just one? o___o

My good deed is to... is to... is to come up with a better good deed. =(

[Nytz]

My good deed is to help end overpopulation and world hunger by exterminating 50% of human population in all the continents.

[Kaboom]

Hey, that's a good one. Is your Absol going to help with that? (nice sig, btw)

My good deed is to help my brother overcome his addiction to the computer by never letting him on.

[Nytz]

Thanks. and yes, my lunar army of elegant Absols shall help me achieve my endeavor. and afterwards, my next heroic deed will be to prevent the harmful effects of ultraviolet rays by destroying the sun. there shall be perpetual Nightfall; the end of the day, and the time for resting after a hard day's work shall be eternal... ah, yes.

[Shiny Espeon]

Don't SPAM Nytz! That was very beautiful, but make sure it has a deed in there somewhere.

My good deed is stopping obesity in America by eating all the chocolate.

[Kaboom]

My good deed is to assist Nytz, with apparent servitude, then Sky Uppercut all the Absol and allow the world to be consumed by the Darkness. There will be no more suffering, no more illness. Everyone will bow to me as their lord and master, and all shall be bountiful as long as unwavering loyalty is made.

[Akai]

My good deed is to take all the homeless and sell them to science. Those silly rich kids can disect a real live (dead) human!

[Kaboom]

My good deed is to create Daleks to purge the Earth.

[Kaboom]

My latest good deed is to bump this thread so that more people will post their good deeds! :p

[Nytz]

my good deed is to give the world more pure water by melting all the ice caps in Antarctica.

[Kaboom]

My good deed is to connect the heart of every major sun to the heart of every other major sun with a Hypernova bomb, thereby turning the entire universe into a giant supernova, destroying absolutely everything. From there, God can recreate the universe and try again!

[Shiny Espeon]

My good deed is to stop animal abuse by killing all humans!

[3speon]

My good deed is to revamp Pokemon Yellow by putting FireRed and LeafGreen sprites into it!

[Urk, that was stupid. x.X]

My new good deed is to resolve human sleep problems. How? By eliminating the daytime! Then we all must sleep forever, because it's always night! :] [But then bats will die of sleep deprivation... Aw, crud.]

[FreezeWarp]

My good deed is to stop animal abuse by killing all humans!

That sounds like something a PETA would do.



My good deed is bringing the sun into the earth so we all can get some more tan 8-)!

[Kaboom]

My good deed is making the Earth a sun so that everyone will get an even bigger tan! (OK, most of them'd be dead, but nvm)

[3speon]

My good deed is to counteract the transformation of the earth to a sun and change it to a moon instead so that Edward Cullen and his family don't sparkle in the sunlight and reveal their secret! :O

[Kaboom]

My good deed has been changed to blacking out the sun forever, plunging the world, whatever it may be, in darkness...

[3speon]

My good deed is to stop global warming by stabbing the sun with a wooden stake. The sun will then be forced to run away to the doctor.

[FreezeWarp]

My good deed to be the sun's doctor and make it even stronger. Now the sun's the cause you activists!

[Kaboom]

My good deed is good for me, but not particularly for others: I shall amplify the sun's rays, burning everything on the planet, scorching it until it looks just like Venus, only twice as hot!

[Shiny Espeon]

My good deed is to bring the forum to life by spamming with constant messages!

[3speon]

My good deed is to stop the overpopulation of certain animals where I live by multiplying the population of their predators until it's the same as the population of the prey!

[Shiny Espeon]

My good deed is to stop cuss words in the US by spraying people with mace every time they cuss!! *holds mace in her hand like Mother Grandma holds a frying pan in her hand*

[3speon]

Since rules encourage people to break them, my good deed is to stop crime and improper behavior by getting rid of all rules!!

[FreezeWarp]

My good deed is good for me, but not particularly for others: I shall amplify the sun's rays, burning everything on the planet, scorching it until it looks just like Venus, only twice as hot!

Um... Wouldn't that cause Venus to also get hotter, thus causing a never ending increase in the temperature of the planets.

My good idea is to point the above fact out.

[3speon]

My good deed is to attack abusive people and punish them for being violent.

[Kaboom]

Um... Wouldn't that cause Venus to also get hotter, thus causing a never ending increase in the temperature of the planets.

My good idea is to point the above fact out.

No, see, that all makes sense. Eventually, the two planets' temperature will be infinite and they'll blow up, see? That's good, isn't it?

Anyway, new good deed is to give my brother a swift kick in the butt... believe me, he needs it!

[3speon]

Well, my good deed is to stop people from giving in to their sweet tooth by stealing all their cake and ice cream and Hershey's bars. x3

[Kaboom]

I now have two good deeds:
1) Give my brother another kick
2) Steal all the stuff back from 3speon and share it with the world.

[3speon]

Hey! You can't do that! D:<

My good deed is to steal it back from everyone and then feed it to the sharks so they can't get to it. Also, I will do the same for all fattening foods so obesity will never be a problem again!

[Kaboom]

My good deed is to imprison 3speon for mass theft.

[zaptos]

My good idea is to teach babies how to hold their breath under water. (drown them)

[Charmander99]

My good deed is to make a big theme park. The theme being boring.

[Alex]

My good deed is to set free all Pokemon from Team Rocket, Aqua, Magma and other deluded "Teams".