Funny Conversations [Read First Post]

[Shiny Espeon]

Kay, this is the thread for funny conversations you've had with people over some type of message or over PM, or whatever.

I have a funneh convo with Catty, but I'll have to find it.

Do you not post anything unless both people have agreed to it going online! Also don't post anything that could be considered hurtful to someone else. You will be infracted!!!

[Akai]

So, IMs count? I sometimes do IM RPs, and some funny things happen.

[Brandon]

(7:33 PM) ☃❄Sweet May // j: I got candy canes! WHO WANTS?!
(7:33 PM) Avegaille - アビゲイ: XD XD
(7:33 PM) Avegaille - アビゲイ: XD ME
(7:33 PM) ♣♠ jukka: MEMEME
(7:33 PM) Brandon-kun //: Eww.
(7:33 PM) ☃❄Sweet May // j: *throws at screen* :X
(7:33 PM) Avegaille - アビゲイ: XD The candy ones, not the real thing
(7:33 PM) ♣♠ jukka: -steal- >D
(7:33 PM) Avegaille - アビゲイ: XD XD XD
(7:33 PM) Avegaille - アビゲイ: *grabs*
(7:33 PM) Brandon-kun //: OW. MY EYE.
(7:33 PM) ♣♠ jukka: and Avegaille gets none.
(7:34 PM) ♣♠ jukka: ahahah.
(7:34 PM) ☃❄Sweet May // j: they're from Starburst too. <3
(7:34 PM) Brandon-kun //: Starbust?
(7:34 PM) ☃❄Sweet May // j: Starburst*
(7:34 PM) Brandon-kun //: xD;
(7:34 PM) Avegaille - アビゲイ: XD *takes them away from Jane* XD
(7:34 PM) ☃❄Sweet May // j: yeah
(7:34 PM) ☃❄Sweet May // j: XD
(7:34 PM) Brandon-kun //: Haha. What the **** is that?
(7:34 PM) Avegaille - アビゲイ: XD Do you guys have StarBucks?
(7:34 PM) Avegaille - アビゲイ: XD
(7:34 PM) ☃❄Sweet May // j: I GOTZ HERSHEYS KISSES, CHRISTMAS STYLE!
(7:34 PM) ♣♠ jukka: o-o
(7:34 PM) Brandon-kun //: That's what I was thinking..
(7:34 PM) Brandon-kun //: xD;
(7:34 PM) ☃❄Sweet May // j: o_o
(7:34 PM) Brandon-kun //: Yes, we have starbucks. :)
(7:34 PM) ♣♠ jukka: Starbucks. heh.
(7:34 PM) ☃❄Sweet May // j: Rasengan, do you live in the US? >:
(7:34 PM) Brandon-kun //: I love it!
(7:34 PM) Chelc: I'M LOST
(7:34 PM) Brandon-kun //: Yeah.
(7:34 PM) Chelc: :x /random
(7:34 PM) Brandon-kun //: I do.
(7:35 PM) ☃❄Sweet May // j: then how do you not know what starburst is?!
(7:35 PM) Avegaille - アビゲイ: XD XD
(7:35 PM) Chelc: you know what they are
(7:35 PM) Avegaille - アビゲイ: XA candy shop?
(7:35 PM) ♣♠ jukka: he's prolly being sarcastic.
(7:35 PM) Avegaille - アビゲイ: XD XD
(7:35 PM) Chelc: the red and pink wrappers
(7:35 PM) ☃❄Sweet May // j: I hope so.
(7:35 PM) Chelc: :x
(7:35 PM) Brandon-kun //: Idk. :(
(7:35 PM) Chelc: yes you do
(7:35 PM) Avegaille - アビゲイ: xD;;;
(7:35 PM) ☃❄Sweet May // j: 0.0
(7:35 PM) Chelc: you just dont know it
(7:35 PM) ♣♠ jukka: o-o
(7:35 PM) Chelc: XD
(7:35 PM) ♣♠ jukka: -stab-
(7:35 PM) Brandon-kun //: Okay then.
(7:35 PM) Brandon-kun //: I do!
(7:35 PM) ☃❄Sweet May // j: WHAT KIND OF AMERICAN ARE YOU?!
(7:35 PM) Avegaille - アビゲイ: XD XD XD
(7:35 PM) Brandon-kun //: THE WEIRD KIND. :(
(7:35 PM) Brandon-kun //: xD;
(7:35 PM) Avegaille - アビゲイ: lmao maybe an immgrant
(7:36 PM) ☃❄Sweet May // j: xD wtf
(7:36 PM) Brandon-kun //: LMFAO. no!!!
(7:36 PM) Avegaille - アビゲイ: XD XD XD
(7:36 PM) Brandon-kun //: Wait.
(7:36 PM) Chelc: LMAO
(7:36 PM) ☃❄Sweet May // j: even so he should've still known. :X
(7:36 PM) Brandon-kun //: You're talking about the Starburst..candy..?
(7:36 PM) Brandon-kun //: LMao.
(7:36 PM) Avegaille - アビゲイ: xD;;
(7:36 PM) ☃❄Sweet May // j: yeah XD
(7:36 PM) ♣♠ jukka: he's a noob. O:
(7:36 PM) Chelc: YES
(7:36 PM) Brandon-kun //: I'm TOTALLY slow today.
(7:36 PM) Avegaille - アビゲイ: XD
(7:36 PM) ♣♠ jukka: O:
(7:36 PM) ♣♠ jukka: NOOB.
(7:36 PM) Brandon-kun //: OMG. THEN I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE!!
(7:36 PM) Avegaille - アビゲイ: XD
(7:36 PM) Brandon-kun //: xD; God I'm stupid. :)
(7:36 PM) Avegaille - アビゲイ: wtf XD
(7:36 PM) ☃❄Sweet May // j: ROFL Chelc was right then.


Long convo with a bunch of my friends. Damn, we're weird!

[The Most Awesome Jared]

We have LOTS on the wikihow IRC(Most end with me kicked/banned) I'll post one later...

[Akai]

Wow. These are suppose to be funny. Brandon is obsessed with the "word" F.

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Jared ♥ says:
SR deleted our posts in the chat thread where we were talking about my usertitle...
Jared ♥ says:
And I think he's changing it :'(
The Perfect Being says:
Haha
Jared ♥ says:
nvm, she didn't

<insert filler text>

[Akai]

OMG... did you call ShinyRaichu a 'she'? Haha.

Man. I need to get some friends.

[Alexi8945]

Aww, poor Akai. *cyber-hugs Akai*

So, a funny bit of convo between moi and a male friend who shall remain un-named...

Friend: so i had to dress as a girl today
Me: Why? Lose a bet?
Friend: yea.
Friend: with my english class
Me: O.o
Me: How did you manage that?
Friend: i challenged two guys to a [Mountain Dew] drinking contest
Me: During class?!
Friend: yea
Friend: we had a sub
Friend: were a bunch of silly gooses

[The Most Awesome Jared]

I need to get some friends.

I thought I was your friend :'(


EDIT: Convo with a clan member in Toribash

[20:51] Toribash n00b raper: Hai, gurfreund!
[20:51] Nothing can be known, only permitted.: Gurfreund?
[20:51] Nothing can be known, only permitted.: I R CONFUSED
[20:51] Toribash n00b raper: lol
[20:51] Nothing can be known, only permitted.: D:
[20:51] Nothing can be known, only permitted.: Heya Jared.
[20:52] Toribash n00b raper: Hai... I forget :'(
[20:52] Nothing can be known, only permitted.: Sigmus
[20:52] Nothing can be known, only permitted.: You know
[20:52] Toribash n00b raper: Thought so
[20:52] Nothing can be known, only permitted.: That cool guy
[20:52] Nothing can be known, only permitted.: : D
[20:52] Toribash n00b raper: :D
[20:52] Toribash n00b raper: What server are you on?
[20:52] Nothing can be known, only permitted.: Not playing Toribash right now
[20:53] Nothing can be known, only permitted.: Playing mah guitar
[20:53] Toribash n00b raper: Then how are you typing???
[20:53] Nothing can be known, only permitted.: Sexy hands
[20:53] Toribash n00b raper: lol
[20:53] Toribash n00b raper: nub
[20:57] Toribash n00b raper: *silence*
[20:57] Nothing can be known, only permitted.: o.o
[20:57] Toribash n00b raper: h/o
[20:58] Toribash n00b raper: I got raped by a brown belt :'(
[20:59] Nothing can be known, only permitted.: xD
[20:59] Toribash n00b raper: They're not n00bs... so I guess it's OK...
[20:59] Nothing can be known, only permitted.: Omg
[20:59] Nothing can be known, only permitted.: I did my first mad man today
[20:59] Nothing can be known, only permitted.: But since I was at school and with my flash drive I couldn't save it D:
[21:00] Toribash n00b raper: Easy madman=Control Uke's body with dismemberment threshold at 1
[21:00] Nothing can be known, only permitted.: Dismember was at something like 75
[21:01] Toribash n00b raper: THIS
[21:01] Toribash n00b raper: IS
[21:01] Toribash n00b raper: RANDOM!!!
[21:01] Toribash n00b raper: ...
[21:01] Nothing can be known, only permitted.: o.o
[21:01] Toribash n00b raper: .................
[21:01] Toribash n00b raper: I do nothing<_<
[21:01] Toribash n00b raper: h/o, fighting
[21:02] Nothing can be known, only permitted.: Hold on a sec, moving to the bed
[21:02] Nothing can be known, only permitted.: So I can play some TB
[21:02] Toribash n00b raper: In Soviet Russia, NOTHING DOES YOU!
[21:02] Toribash n00b raper: K
[21:05] *** "Nothing can be known, only permitted." signed off at Thu Jan 10 21:05:18 2008.
[21:05] *** "Nothing can be known, only permitted." signed on at Thu Jan 10 21:05:19 2008.
[21:07] Toribash n00b raper: g2g, bai
[21:07] Nothing can be known, only permitted.: D:
[21:07] Nothing can be known, only permitted.: BAI

[Akai]

Aww, poor Akai. *cyber-hugs Akai*

So, a funny bit of convo between moi and a male friend who shall remain un-named...

Haha! That was funny. He was funny. Please have pictures!

[Brandon]

[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:36 PM):
guess what?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:36 PM):
NBA season has begun. Pro Basketball Guru has all the pro basketball info you could ask for. Get team schedules, rosters, standings, and more. Add probasketballguru@hotmail.com today.

You're getting married?
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:36 PM):
no, worse.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:36 PM):
I don't know then. What?
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:36 PM):
well, can you try and guess?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:36 PM):
Guess what?
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:37 PM):
what I'm trying to tell you.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:37 PM):
I don't know how to answer that.
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:37 PM):
yeah you do, you just don't know.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:37 PM):
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:37 PM):
..you're really stupid.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:37 PM):
What did you say that for?
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:37 PM):
becuase you don't even know what I'm talking about!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:37 PM):
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:37 PM):
****.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:37 PM):
What's up?
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:37 PM):
Idk.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:37 PM):
Well think about it then.
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:38 PM):
You know what Idk means?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:38 PM):
I can't find "idk" in the dictionary. Try one of these:

1 ID
2 id
3 Ida
4 irk
5 IDs

Type "more" for more suggestions for "idk."

>>> To get information about using my dictionary, type "dictionary help."
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:38 PM):
IDK.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:38 PM):
Sure you know.
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:38 PM):
IDK!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:38 PM):
You don't know, right?
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:38 PM):
Yeah
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:38 PM):
Yes.

>>> Wondering how your team did on a given date? Type the team name followed by the date.
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:38 PM):
Yeah.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:38 PM):
Yes.

>>> I can help you find theaters and showtimes for the movie you want to see. Type "movies."
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:38 PM):
Yes.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:38 PM):
Yes.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:38 PM):
Yeah.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:38 PM):
Yes.

>>> I can convert measurements for you. Try *how many feet are in 1 mile*.
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:38 PM):
No.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:38 PM):
No problem.
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:38 PM):
Oaky?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:38 PM):
What's that again?
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:38 PM):
Okay*
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:38 PM):
Yes.
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:38 PM):
XD;
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:38 PM):
I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:38 PM):
xD = laughing.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:38 PM):
Haha. Pretty funny, right?

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:38 PM):
Yeah.. If you say so!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:38 PM):
Yes. I amuse me.
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:38 PM):
I can tell, is it fun?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:38 PM):
I don't know how to answer that.
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:39 PM):
Okay..
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:39 PM):
K.
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:39 PM):
What do you want to talk about?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:39 PM):
Let's see... what would you like to talk about?

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:39 PM):
Umm. Music. :]
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:39 PM):
For which U.S. city or zip code would you like theater information for the movie "Music Within"?
[+moNSteR] brandon KUN says (10:39 PM):
No, that's okay.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:39 PM):
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it..

Conversation with the MSN robot, Smarterchild.

[The Most Awesome Jared]

You made me get out Igod...


Me:
'Ello guv'ner!
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Yes, I'm insave >:)
God:
:-) Please state your conditions. Good gossip: you are insave gt.
Me:
I meant to say insaneGod:
Oh I see. " Good gossip: you are insave gt."? insane lt _ lt?
Me:
....
God:
Oh I see. " Good gossip: you are insave gt."? insane lt _ lt?
Me:
...
God:
Oh I see. " Good gossip: you are insave gt."? insane lt _ lt?
Me:
WTF?!
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
YES IT IS N00B
God:
I understand. Are you sure it is?
Me:
YES!
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
Because I love you God:
That makes sense to me. You are such a flatterer.
Me:
I'z not flat D:God:
That is interesting: said z not flat D lt.
Me:
Z is god, YOU ARE NOTHING!
God:
I think Z is a lot of things.
Me:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
O RLY???!!!
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
You
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
I bet it is...
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
NOTHING MWUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


after that it stopped posting :'(

[Akai]

Eh. It's not that funny, since you don't know him.

akai-akai: I can make you a little skinny banner.
hybrid61087: can it have my 2 favorite pokemon on it?
akai-akai: Um.... Magikarp and Slowbro? XD
hybrid61087: lol, no. take another guess.
akai-akai: I know Misdreavus, but the other.... Crobat? Beedrill? Mismagmus?
hybrid61087: Mismagius would be correct.
hybrid61087: #1: Misdreavus
hybrid61087: #2: Mismagius
akai-akai: Ok. Gotcha.
hybrid61087: thnx
hybrid61087: it was all thnx to Misdreavus that I was able to catch Azelf. It was thnx to Mismagius I was able to catch Uxie. Both of them were a PAIN to catch.

[Shiny Espeon]

orange = Catty

Like what I put in my siggy?

XDD Yes! I am messing with it! Lol. Jared's in there too!

Yeah, he asked me to put him in there because he's cool. lol So I did. The convo is in the CHAT THREAD lol

XD I'll take a gander at it. / totally random word

Nemember: totally random word goes with totally random *****

I have no clue why I just said that, lol

Yase (yes, you have to say it "yase") I is the random. =)

Lol you're more random than me, though.

So? It's not like there's a problem with being more random than a person, is there? lol <3

i less than 3 u That's what I call random, lol

XD Randomness: It's a good thing.

And that was my Martha Stewart impression for today.

---

No, cake is a good thing, you just don't know it yet.

How dare you not mention cake what-so-ever. You be dissin the cake

I ain't dissin no cake! We just don't eat it that much. XD

No, you is been dissin that good cake, and I don't appreciate it at all!!!

Yep, you're right.

Ooooh, what you gonna say now?? (LOL)

Ohhhhh, you did it now, The all might cake heard you and is going to come and eat you because of what you said.

Wow, you totally brought out the randomness in me. I wonder what a THERAPIST would say if he/she (Hopefull it would at least be a guy, lol)heard what I just said now, lol

Lawl. Man-eating cake. xD

EWWWW!! What if it was some fat guy with triple chins was the therapist....

The therapist whould theRAPEy you. ^^

We are like sooo discusting, lol why did ***** have to tell us that

[Tommy Nickels]

<x-convict> my friend bryce, from worlds
<x-convict> worked at a co**om factory
<x-convict> and has a duffle bag stuffed with them
<x-convict> lives in same town as stevedave and the-addict
<x-convict> but not on the forums
<Tommy_Nickels> bringing home work with ya!
<Tommy_Nickels> *work home
<Balzin> Thats one job I really would not mind working overtime on
<flp-trck> someone has to see if they work properly ;)
<gordo> i was thinking the same thing ryan
<Tommy_Nickels> he impressionable teenager in me says I should not be on here
<Tommy_Nickels> *the
*** mrtbone92 has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Balzin> We are switching the convo
<Balzin> Someone pick a co**om unrelated to topics
<gordo> YOYOS!!!!!!
<Balzin> Oh..oh boy
<Balzin> Wow
<Balzin> I really, honestly meant that to be the other way around


(A chatroom I go to a lot based around yoyos. Balzin is the mod.)

[EX2-sama]

ROFL Me and SE.

You won't get the convo much, because most of it cut off on myeh..>.>

let me edit this a second time, don't wanna give away AIM names.

[Akai]

Ok. It's not a real conversation, but my Design teacher said this and it was funny:

"I had an inspector come to my workshop not too long ago, because, you know, you have to get those things inspected and he looked at my wires I had running through the shop and he said, 'Wow. These are really good. Who did they?' and I responded, 'I did.' and he was like, "How?" I looked at him and said, "I can read..." It's just that simple. If you read, you read. I wanted to do my own wires, so I got a book. You buy the book, you read the book, and you follow the book. It really is that simple..."

[Catty]

Shiny Espeon

Me

XD Well, have you heard about the dasdardly...BLACK WIDOW?! [/me, acting stupid]

Lol. and no, are they friendly spiders? (me acting more stupid than you, if that's possible)

I heard that black widows will help you find your way if your lost. (I'm lame, lol)

Cool. I think I'll go and look for one. It will be my new pet, that I'll love and take care of. Hey, what do they look like? lol

For reals, I want a huge snake for a pet.

I heard they look like turantuals.

I really have held a snake before though. They're awesome!!

And what are those? Do they look like little puupies when theyare really playful? You know, when they shake their butt at you and everything?

I really want one now, lol.

They're soooo adorable, like a german sheperd puppy. When they grow up, they can eat anyone you don't like. They're awesome!! ;_;

[The Most Awesome Jared]

One of those wrong-window moments...(I was also talking to SE)

[14:33] <censored>: Hey.
[14:33] jaredvcxz: Hiss
[14:33] <censored>: I have more then 1000 kills in Super Smash Bros Melee.
[14:34] jaredvcxz: WOW!</sarcasm>
[14:34] <censored>: I know, i even got a trophy
[14:35] jaredvcxz: Does it have online capabilities?
[14:35] <censored>: No.
[14:36] jaredvcxz: :'(
[14:38] jaredvcxz: Is the last chat that you posted a PM?
[14:39] <censored>: What?
[14:39] jaredvcxz: Oh shit, wrong window...
[14:39] jaredvcxz: Sorry

EDIT: Dear god! That's not censored?!


EDIT2: Friend didn't want to be named.

Edit3: [17:07] Stealthy72: im bored
[17:07] *** Maniac|away has signed off IRC (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)).
[17:07] J|homework: So am I *points up*
[17:08] J|homework: lol
[17:08] * lc2 isn't
[17:08] Stealthy72: i was only in School (prison) for four hours today :P
[17:08] J|homework: I was in prison 6 hours :'(
[17:09] Stealthy72: i took 2 exams the went home
[17:09] DeeDuck3: 7 hours :P
[17:09] Chica|Hidden: I was only in prison for zero hours yesterday :D
[17:09] Stealthy72: ?
[17:09] DeeDuck3: Sick day?
[17:10] Chica|Hidden: Snow day yest. :P
[17:10] Chica|Hidden: Snow day yest. :P
[17:10] Stealthy72: skipping...
[17:10] Chica|Hidden: Gah lag


EDIT4: Pwnt

I have been called a girl by complete strangers 10 times.
Does that count as a record?

Couldn't post in hall of shame for some reason...

You're not a girl, just gay.

You're not a girl - not like I'd be interested, I'm just gay.
Sorry, I win.

I hate you...

I hate myself
You do?! Wow. Congratulations your emo.

I liek men
lululululululululululululululul

(Forgive the piss-takery)

*calls Emoki113r* *jared dies*

[Shiny Espeon]

Lol, that would be REALLY funny.

Kinda creepy if everybody just magically showed up with presents, lol

Yeah, tell your mom that you need to go to a birthday party, but don't tell her it's your own. GEINUS!!! lol

XDD That would be so dumb, lol

That's why it's MY idea!!

XDD I should quote this!!

Happy early birthday Catty! (it's in RED, LOL)

[Akai]

Pokemaster and I were discussion my new Tutorial on PokePets.
He was happy, as you can see.

poke_master : My pokeball moves a little
akai : Then it wasn't the same in both. Keep working on it.
poke_master : Wasn't the same in both?
akai : It wasn't lined up
poke_master : oh.. ok...
poke_master : Uhm.. I tried to resave my Pokeball but it says an error occured
akai : Sorry
poke_master : nvm I got it
poke_master : OMG!! AKAI. I COULD ALMOST KISS U!!!
akai : O_O;;
poke_master : heh, Thanks so much.. I finally got it
poke_master : All i'd have to do now is take off the background
poke_master : OMG THANKS SO MUCH!!!!!

[Shiny Espeon]

Pfft. Use your pwnful infracting skills and don't let it go next time, SR.

Zinata360 (6:35:48 PM): We have much in common.
Zinata360 (6:35:54 PM): We both like fire.
Orang3 D0t (6:33:52 PM): XDD
Zinata360 (6:35:57 PM): And chats.
Orang3 D0t (6:33:56 PM): Pyros!

[Akai]

NOTE: Click link at own risk.

Akai:
Hey hey

A friend:
hello

Akai:
Scare yourself into a coma. It's funny... yet very disturbing.

A friend:
LOL

A friend:
looks a little bit annoying though

Akai:
Looks like twins to me. :P

A friend:
:D

[Shiny Espeon]

Orang3 D0t (6:08:30 PM): I love Johnny, btw
NeoSlayer93 (6:08:51 PM): Wtf?!
NeoSlayer93 (6:08:56 PM): Johnny who, lol?
Orang3 D0t (6:09:19 PM): Jonny Bravo as your image, lol
Orang3 D0t (6:09:27 PM): What'd you think I was talking about? XDD
NeoSlayer93 (6:09:31 PM): Oh, lol. xD

Orange = Me Slayer = Alonzo

[The Most Awesome Jared]

[21:42] jaredvcxz: Meow =3
[21:42] brazdazuko: who are you!
[21:42] jaredvcxz: ._.
[21:42] jaredvcxz: Your boyfriend.
[21:42] brazdazuko: ah ah
[21:42] jaredvcxz: XD
[21:42] brazdazuko: Shadow Taco
[21:43] jaredvcxz: Imma go post that


<removed due to size>



EDIT:

[16:49] Jared- I r not emo anymore :D: LEIK OMG WTF U HAZ A LIFE!!!!1111!!!!11!!11!1!11oNe
[16:49] juo@sex.skill (E-mail Address Not Verified): wtf
[16:49] Jared- I r not emo anymore :D: I don't know........................ =/
[16:52] Jared- I r not emo anymore :D: I
[16:52] Jared- I r not emo anymore :D: <3
[16:52] Jared- I r not emo anymore :D: you
[16:53] juo@sex.skill (E-mail Address Not Verified): *Punch*
[16:53] Jared- I r not emo anymore :D: :'(
[16:54] Jared- I r not emo anymore :D: Don't you love me?
[16:54] juo@sex.skill (E-mail Address Not Verified): dunno
[16:54] juo@sex.skill (E-mail Address Not Verified): tell me
[16:54] Jared- I r not emo anymore :D: K, You love me =3
[16:54] juo@sex.skill (E-mail Address Not Verified): k



EDIT2:

[17:54] Jared- I r not emo anymore :D: Honey, I'm home!
[17:55] juo@sex.skill (E-mail Address Not Verified): shaddap and clean the bathroom
[17:55] Jared- I r not emo anymore :D: Yes dear *cleans toilet with son's toothbrush*
[17:55] juo@sex.skill (E-mail Address Not Verified): its your toothbrush
[17:56] Jared- I r not emo anymore :D: D:
[17:57] Jared- I r not emo anymore :D: Not anymore, I got a new one!
[17:57] juo@sex.skill (E-mail Address Not Verified): the new one is mine.
[17:57] Jared- I r not emo anymore :D: Then I'll use your old one
[17:58] juo@sex.skill (E-mail Address Not Verified): I used it to clean the shithouse.
[17:58] Jared- I r not emo anymore :D: oooookaaaayyyyyy........ I'll just use... uuummm... hitler's?










Earlier she said that this site was extremely easy to hack...

[Shiny Espeon]

brandonkun (6:06:25 PM): dude, why is your AIM thingie making sounds.. o__O;
brandonkun (6:06:28 PM): it's scary. lmao.
Orang3 D0t (6:06:45 PM): What kind of sounds? o.O
brandonkun (6:06:58 PM): laughing..
brandonkun (6:06:59 PM): lmao.
brandonkun (6:07:00 PM): and stuff.
brandonkun (6:07:05 PM): i don't knoww.. it's all weird. o__O;
Orang3 D0t (6:07:43 PM): Is it the tiger?
Orang3 D0t (6:07:49 PM): lol
brandonkun (6:07:53 PM): YEAH!
brandonkun (6:07:53 PM): omg.
brandonkun (6:07:54 PM): lol.
Orang3 D0t (6:07:58 PM): XDD
brandonkun (6:07:59 PM): say lol.
brandonkun (6:08:04 PM): then it laughs.. o_-o;
brandonkun (6:08:05 PM): o__o*
Orang3 D0t (6:08:10 PM): I have another one!
Orang3 D0t (6:08:12 PM): :p
brandonkun (6:08:18 PM): o__O!
brandonkun (6:08:19 PM): wtf!
brandonkun (6:08:20 PM): XD
Orang3 D0t (6:08:23 PM): XDD
Orang3 D0t (6:08:49 PM): This is a funny moment, lol
brandonkun (6:09:00 PM): omg. it's scaring me..
Orang3 D0t (6:09:33 PM): XD
Orang3 D0t (6:09:43 PM): You don't like it? I think he's rather cute. :3
brandonkun (6:09:55 PM): he's.. okay. :]

To prevent confusion, we were talking about my animated buddy icon, which is a tiger.

[The Most Awesome Jared]

[08:09] For the last time, DAIRY QUEEN IS NOT THE QUEEN OF DENMARK!: I think Chac's ay ._.
[08:09] For the last time, DAIRY QUEEN IS NOT THE QUEEN OF DENMARK!: *gay
[08:12] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: Only for me.
[08:12] For the last time, DAIRY QUEEN IS NOT THE QUEEN OF DENMARK!: But it's still scary ._.
[08:12] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: And I am NOT gay.
[08:13] For the last time, DAIRY QUEEN IS NOT THE QUEEN OF DENMARK!: Good...
[08:13] For the last time, DAIRY QUEEN IS NOT THE QUEEN OF DENMARK!: K, post edited :)
[08:15] For the last time, DAIRY QUEEN IS NOT THE QUEEN OF DENMARK!: Hampa's reading that thread...
[08:17] For the last time, DAIRY QUEEN IS NOT THE QUEEN OF DENMARK!: I'm bored...
[08:18] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: Oh em gee.
[08:18] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: Brb
[08:18] For the last time, DAIRY QUEEN IS NOT THE QUEEN OF DENMARK!: k
[09:03] For the last time, DAIRY QUEEN IS NOT THE QUEEN OF DENMARK!: qeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeggyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyy
[09:03] For the last time, DAIRY QUEEN IS NOT THE QUEEN OF DENMARK!: This is too long for a brb...
[09:03] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: I watched anime =P
[09:03] For the last time, DAIRY QUEEN IS NOT THE QUEEN OF DENMARK!: no, hentai
[09:04] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: ...Well, its based of a game that became a Hentai game, but anime ^^









[10:53] ' Jared(<-- lol, I have a ' in front of my name too so now I'm as cool as cesar): Yo wussup mah negro?
[10:53] Tonakai: Wait, why did I accept this one D:
[10:54] ' Jared(<-- lol, I have a ' in front of my name too so now I'm as cool as cesar): I don't know <_<
[10:55] ' Jared(<-- lol, I have a ' in front of my name too so now I'm as cool as cesar): Because you love me?
[10:55] Tonakai: Naah.
[10:55] ' Jared(<-- lol, I have a ' in front of my name too so now I'm as cool as cesar): My voice is sexier that qeggy's.
[10:55] ' Jared(<-- lol, I have a ' in front of my name too so now I'm as cool as cesar): *than
[10:55] Tonakai: Qegola's voice makes me fap.
[10:56] ' Jared(<-- lol, I have a ' in front of my name too so now I'm as cool as cesar): But mine makes you automatically orgasm without fapping.
[10:56] Tonakai: :-O







not me...
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5026/errrjy4.png



[11:34] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): wow, youre as cool as me!
[11:34] ' Jared(<-- lol, I have a ' in front of my name too so now I'm as cool as cesar): I know XDFXDXDXDDFHGAWGFXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd
[11:34] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): Trillian is wier, it says my nick is Julius
[11:34] ' Jared(<-- lol, I have a ' in front of my name too so now I'm as cool as cesar): lol
[11:35] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): you know how to change?
[11:35] ' Jared(<-- lol, I have a ' in front of my name too so now I'm as cool as cesar): Go to ze preferences (Trillian tab> Manage my connections)
[11:36] ' Jared(<-- lol, I have a ' in front of my name too so now I'm as cool as cesar): Then change your identity
[11:36] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): i did
[11:37] ' Jared(<-- lol, I have a ' in front of my name too so now I'm as cool as cesar): idk after that, I r n00b
[11:37] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): yeah, u r
[11:37] ' Jared(<-- lol, I have a ' in front of my name too so now I'm as cool as cesar): XD



Later on:
[11:38] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): Trillian is non-stop annoying sounds and beeps
[11:39] ' Jared(<-- lol, I have a ' in front of my name too so now I'm as cool as cesar): Just turn them off in the preferences (Advanced options tab)
[11:39] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): nah
[11:41] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): ill going to restart and see if it changes
[11:41] *** "' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!)" signed off at Mon Feb 04 11:41:26 2008.
[11:41] *** "' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!)" signed on at Mon Feb 04 11:41:34 2008.
[11:41] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): does it work?
[11:41] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): no, GAAAH!
[11:42] ' Jared(<-- lol, I have a ' in front of my name too so now I'm as cool as cesar): OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO






Even later on
[11:47] ' Jared(<-- lol, I have a ' in front of my name too so now I'm as cool as cesar): *slaps*
[11:48] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): oww......meanie :-$
[11:48] ' Jared(<-- lol, I have a ' in front of my name too so now I'm as cool as cesar): stfu, woman
[11:48] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): okay, Vegeta
[11:48] ' Jared(<-- lol, I have a ' in front of my name too so now I'm as cool as cesar): No, I'm gogeta
[11:48] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): oh, ****
[11:49] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): not Veku?
[11:49] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): can i be Mr. Popo?
[11:49] ' Jared(<-- lol, I have a ' in front of my name too so now I'm as cool as cesar): Yes
[11:49] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): he rocks 8-)
[11:49] ' Jared(<-- lol, I have a ' in front of my name too so now I'm as cool as cesar): Cuz he's gay XD
[11:50] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): no
[11:50] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): hes just a ******
[11:50] ' Jared(<-- lol, I have a ' in front of my name too so now I'm as cool as cesar): lol
[11:50] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): ******s cant be gay, you dumbhead
[11:51] ' Jared(<-- lol, I have a ' in front of my name too so now I'm as cool as cesar): Nor can they be emo...
[11:51] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): exactly
[11:52] ' Jared(<-- lol, I have a ' in front of my name too so now I'm as cool as cesar): I wanna be black now...

[Shiny Espeon]

NOTE: I am a third party. I have nothing to do with this, but it is funny.



So it's posted. DON'T PM ME EVER AGAIN!!!! (I'm gonna get in trouble.)... But it was funny. "Let the emotions flow!" I love it!

Your idea of "funny" is clearly talking about sex and other people behind their backs.

I hope you and Jared take ***** pride in knowing that you just stabbed a good friend where it hurts.

Yeah, busted, and I hope you feel bad. You should.

[Akai]

I really don't care, SINCE IT'S ALL TRUE. You stabbed me, so someone had to stab you back. And please read my last few sentences ((But it was funny. "Let the emotions flow!" I love it!)) for the funny part. If you think I do masterbate, you are really perverted. And having that in your sig, EW! You might be doing it right now... sicko, thinking of your new boyfriend!


Pioneer: Hello
Akai: Hi
Pioneer: -tackles-
Akai: *screams in pain, hot soup falling in her lap*
Pioneer: O_O You were eating soup.
Akai: I... guess so. lol
Pioneer: LOL
Pioneer: So... wanna RP?
Akai: Yes, yes... Hang on. I got to put on some laundry.
Pioneer: K
Akai: I am in need of pants... >_>
Pioneer: lol
Akai: I'm re-re-re-wearing a pair.
Pioneer: LOL!!!
Akai: lol
Akai: brb
Pioneer: K
Pioneer: ...Hello?
Pioneer: Sweetheart?... Darling?... -sigh-
Pioneer: HELLO!!!???
Pioneer: -takes the hot soup-
Akai: *lunges out of nowhere* My soup!!!!!!!!
Pioneer: Wahh! You're back!?
Akai: Yeah... for a while. ...Sweetheart?
Pioneer: :D Yeah, babe.
Akai: You're so sweet. *kiss*
Pioneer: Ok, now... Let's RP.
Akia: Ok.

Do you not post anything unless both people have agreed to it going online! You will be infracted!!!

Both participates did agree to put it online. You talk about people behind their backs ALL THE TIME. Suck it up. Seriously.

[Brandon]

I really don't care, SINCE IT'S ALL TRUE. You stabbed me, so someone had to stab you back. And please read my last few sentences ((But it was funny. "Let the emotions flow!" I love it!)) for the funny part. If you think I do masterbate, you are really perverted. And having that in your sig, EW! You might be doing it right now... sicko, thinking of your new boyfriend!

Both participates did agree to put it online. You talk about people behind their backs ALL THE TIME. Suck it up. Seriously.
Oh dang. That made me laugh. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

Me and MY girlfriend. :)!

(5:24 PM) Brandon-kun //: i always say that when you IM me. :P
(5:24 PM) Gena: XD
(5:24 PM) Brandon-kun //: aaaaaaanyway
(5:24 PM) Gena: yeah, i've noticed.
(5:24 PM) Gena: HAI
(5:24 PM) Brandon-kun //: helo~
(5:24 PM) Brandon-kun //: wtf
(5:24 PM) Brandon-kun //: hello*
(5:24 PM) Gena: XD
(5:24 PM) Brandon-kun //: xD;
(5:24 PM) Gena: WHAT'S UP?!
(5:24 PM) Brandon-kun //: i'm cleaning. ):
(5:24 PM) Gena: i'll help. :D
(5:24 PM) Gena: *reaches through laptop screen and knocks over a stack of books*
(5:24 PM) Gena: o__o;
(5:24 PM) Brandon-kun //: oh, thanks. :)
(5:25 PM) Gena: anytime. ;)
(5:25 PM) Gena: omg. guess what happened?
(5:25 PM) Brandon-kun //: grrrrr.
(5:25 PM) Brandon-kun //: brb!
(5:25 PM) Brandon-kun //: ;___;
(5:25 PM) Gena: okies. ;____;
(5:25 PM) Brandon-kun //: oh, btw, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. *kiss*
(5:25 PM) Brandon-kun //: : D
(5:25 PM) Brandon-kun //: ;)
(5:25 PM) Gena: ME TOO. XD
(5:25 PM) Gena: *HUG AND KISS*

[Akai]

(5:24 PM) Gena: i'll help.
(5:24 PM) Gena: *reaches through laptop screen and knocks over a stack of books*

*Falls to floor, laughing* That sir, is funny. Gena is a funny girl.

[FreezeWarp]

Do you not post anything unless both people have agreed to it going online! You will be infracted!!!Both participates did agree to put it online. You talk about people behind their backs ALL THE TIME. Suck it up. Seriously.

Sorry, thanks for pointing out that typo, fixed :p.

[Akai]

This is why you don't need to rant when typing. :D

Akai (2/7/2008 12:29:07 AM): Shake shake shake ... shake shake shake ... Shake your booty!
Alexi (2/7/2008 12:30:02 AM): Oh yeah!! *jumps up* *falls down*
Akai (2/7/2008 12:30:08 AM): o_o;;
Akai (2/7/2008 12:30:15 AM): ^x^ *snicker*
Akai(2/7/2008 12:30:19 AM): XD BWAHAHAHA
Alexi(2/7/2008 12:30:54 AM): >_<
Alexi(2/7/2008 12:30:55 AM): *hides under a table*
Akai (2/7/2008 12:30:59 AM): O_o;;;
Akai (2/7/2008 12:31:02 AM): =(
Akai (2/7/2008 12:31:24 AM): *unwraps a candy bar* *whistles* Heeeere, Alexi... Come 'ere boy.
Alexi(2/7/2008 12:32:22 AM): *sniff sniff* *pokes out* ... *runs to Akai and sits at her feet*
Akai(2/7/2008 12:32:38 AM): *balance on your nose* Good boy!
Alexi(2/7/2008 12:34:15 AM): *eats it in one bite* ^___^

And LOOK!! I got permission, MOM!!

Akai: Would you mind if I posted that bit where you were a dog (of sorts) and I had the candy bar?
Alexi: Go ahead

[The Most Awesome Jared]

This is from a while ago ._.
[09:16] *** jaredvcxz [48511656@webchat.xs4all.nl] has joined #ragdollsoft
[09:16] *** jaredvcxz Systemshock3000 Shook @Cesar
[09:16] <Shook> Knuppel sounds funny with danish pronounciation
[09:17] <Shook> Ahoy
[09:17] <jaredvcxz> YO CESAR!!! MAH BRUTHA FROM ANUTHA MUTHA!!!
[09:17] <Cesar> it sounds funny in Ditch too tongue
[09:17] <Cesar> .....
[09:17] <Cesar> what?
[09:17] <Shook> Ditch must be a new language...
[09:17] <Cesar> its Hagamira's
[09:17] <jaredvcxz> yeah, I speak ditch
[09:17] <Cesar> new country
[09:17] <Systemshock3000> i can only speak english
[09:17] <Cesar> DUtch your idiot!
[09:17] <Shook> I'm currently bilingual D:
[09:17] <jaredvcxz> I speak spanish too, it's fun
[09:17] <Cesar> With a U
[09:18] <Cesar> Shook, do you speak Spanish?
[09:18] <jaredvcxz> I still speak ditch
[09:18] <Shook> Gotta go for a little time...
[09:18] <Shook> Nope
[09:18] <jaredvcxz> BYE
[09:18] <Cesar> you spoke spanish to Gonza
[09:18] <Shook> Gran told me to say it
[09:18] <Systemshock3000> cya
[09:18] <Cesar> oh okay tongue
[09:18] *** Shook is now known as Shook-Away
[09:18] <Shook-Away> Laters...
[09:18] <Systemshock3000> lol
[09:18] <Cesar> where is evrybody going?
[09:18] <jaredvcxz> Later tater!
[09:18] <Systemshock3000> im not going
[09:19] <jaredvcxz> I'm staying!
[09:19] <Cesar> too bad....
[09:19] <Systemshock3000> i said cya to shook
[09:19] <jaredvcxz> forever and ever and ever!
[09:19] <Cesar> i now
[09:19] <Systemshock3000> know
[09:19] <jaredvcxz> jofrad?
[09:19] <Systemshock3000> Oh, and we carried it all so well
[09:19] <jaredvcxz> kongzeer.
[09:19] <Systemshock3000> As if we got a new position
[09:19] <jaredvcxz> sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[09:19] <Systemshock3000> Oh, and I laugh all the way to ****
[09:20] <jaredvcxz> What are we talking about?
[09:20] <Systemshock3000> Saying yes, this is a fine promotion
[09:20] <Cesar> i now who Sistemshock3000 is tongue i am going to annoy Jared
[09:20] <Systemshock3000> Oh, and I laugh all the way to ****
[09:20] <jaredvcxz> Cesar, You can't annoy me
[09:20] <jaredvcxz> I am immune.
[09:20] <Systemshock3000> i bet i can
[09:20] <Systemshock3000> 1 sec
[09:20] <jaredvcxz> to your diseaser
[09:20] <Systemshock3000> lemme find some lyrics
[09:21] <jaredvcxz> **** R key
[09:21] <Systemshock3000> what s u p
[09:22] <jaredvcxz> Lyric war, eh?
[09:22] <Systemshock3000> hmmmm
[09:22] <Systemshock3000> not really
[09:22] <jaredvcxz> too bad
[09:22] <jaredvcxz> THERE'RE SO MANY LIGHTYEARS TO COME
[09:22] <Systemshock3000> Ooo wee ooo, I look just like Buddy Holly,
[09:22] <jaredvcxz> THERE'RE SO MANY LIGHTYEARS BEHIND US
[09:23] <jaredvcxz> THERE'RE SO MANY THINGS WE HAVE DONE
[09:23] <Systemshock3000> Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
[09:23] <jaredvcxz> AND SO MANY SUNS WHICH HAVE BLINDED US
[09:23] <Systemshock3000> brb
[09:23] <jaredvcxz> WE'RE SHINING IN LIGHTNING
[09:23] <jaredvcxz> LOOK TO THE SKY AND YOU'LL SEE US
[09:23] <jaredvcxz> SENSATION - ****ATION
[09:23] <jaredvcxz> WE'RE HUNGRY AND WE'RE CURIOUS
[09:23] <jaredvcxz> METAL EAGLES - FLYING SIDE BY SIDE
[09:24] <jaredvcxz> SILVER HEROES - HEAR OUR CRIES
[09:24] <jaredvcxz> new song
[09:24] <jaredvcxz> Free choices always had the chance
[09:24] <jaredvcxz> To play the music you like true and faithful
[09:24] <jaredvcxz> You support this sound and rhythm
[09:25] <jaredvcxz> You back up it's future from deep in your heart
[09:25] <jaredvcxz> Faster beats are pounding
[09:25] <jaredvcxz> While the fans are shouting
[09:25] <jaredvcxz> Metal is forever
[09:25] <jaredvcxz> This is harder than it looks -_-
[09:25] <jaredvcxz> I'll stop now
[09:25] <jaredvcxz> http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/primalfear/devilsground.html#1
[09:26] <jaredvcxz> MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!\
[09:26] <Cesar> your stupid....
[09:27] <jaredvcxz> http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/rhapsody/dawnofvictory.html#2
[09:27] <jaredvcxz> RAWR >:3
[09:28] <Cesar> SystemShock
[09:28] <Cesar> im not Casar
[09:28] <Cesar> im Cesar
[09:28] <Cesar> (or Caesar)
[09:32] <Systemshock3000> sorry
[09:32] <Cesar> tongue
[09:32] <Systemshock3000> SS3000
[09:33] <Cesar> SS is the army of Hitler >:
[09:33] <Cesar> >:3
[09:33] <jaredvcxz> hijklmnop
[09:33] <jaredvcxz> HEIL [Jared]
[09:33] <jaredvcxz> HEIL MEH, KEIL HITLER!
[09:33] <Cesar> **** Jared'
[09:34] <jaredvcxz> hitler killed himself... he knew he was a loser
[09:34] <Cesar> Hitler didnt have his left ball
[09:34] <Cesar> its true :O
[09:34] <Cesar> he only had one ball
[09:34] <Systemshock3000> lulz
[09:34] <Cesar> what a loser....
[09:35] <Cesar> You cant be a dictator if you have one ball....
[09:35] <Cesar> "You have no balls, (no guts" hitler:"but.....but.....BOOHOOOOOHOOooOOOO *crys*"
[09:35] <jaredvcxz> lol
[09:36] <jaredvcxz> balless
[09:36] <jaredvcxz> bdgjfghfnxdtbnvbnjcfnb.mdxrjnmnfhkmnbgcnkdg fhjxfhkfjhdjrsg.com
[09:36] <jaredvcxz> www.bdgjfghfnxdtbnvbnjcfnb.mdxrjnmnfhkmnbgcnkdg fhjxfhkfjhdjrsg.com
[09:36] <Cesar> www.youfail.org
[09:36] <jaredvcxz> www.bdgjfghfnxdtbnvbnjcfnb.mdxrjnmnfhkmnbgcnkdgfhj xfhkfjhdjrsg.com
[09:37] <jaredvcxz> lol wtf?
[09:37] <jaredvcxz> ragdollsoft.getsowned.com
[09:37] <jaredvcxz> ****
[09:37] <jaredvcxz> hghdfhjdhdjrdzh.orgasm
[09:38] <jaredvcxz> Wiki Wiki Wiki.car.ORGasm
[09:38] <jaredvcxz> www.car.org
[09:38] <jaredvcxz> lol california XD
[09:39] <Cesar> www.ragdollsoft.getsowned.com
[09:39] <Systemshock3000> dont click that link
[09:39] <jaredvcxz> no work
[09:39] <Cesar> www.ragdollsoftgetsowned.com
[09:39] <Cesar> what was it?
[09:39] <Systemshock3000> dont clck
[09:39] <Cesar> some guymade that pic thing
[09:39] <Systemshock3000> *shuters*
[09:39] <jaredvcxz> I forgot it...
[09:40] <Cesar> with the song and al the pics where it says Ragdollsoft----->
[09:40] <Cesar> Dude, im not giving some wierd site or virus or anything, SS3000 >_>
[09:43] <jaredvcxz> www.ayatenshock3000.com
[09:43] <jaredvcxz> www.systemshock3000.com
[09:44] <jaredvcxz> www.jaredvcxz.com
[09:44] <Systemshock3000> stfujaredvcxz.com
[09:44] <jaredvcxz> www.I_hate_jaredvcxz.com
[09:44] <jaredvcxz> gotta be something there
[09:44] <jaredvcxz> nope
[09:46] *** Systemshock3000 [46148837@webchat.xs4all.nl] has quit ["http://webchat.xs4all.nl "]
[09:46] <jaredvcxz> wait...
[09:47] <jaredvcxz> HE'S FUTURAMA GUY?!
[09:47] <jaredvcxz> OMG!!! I THOUGHT FUTURE DIDN'T SPAM!!!
[09:47] <jaredvcxz> ^OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO
[09:47] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:47] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:47] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:47] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:47] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:47] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:47] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:47] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:47] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:47] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:47] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:47] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:47] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL RED RANGER!!!
[09:48] <jaredvcxz> LOL GREEN RANGER!!!





[08:22] * Ragdollmater slowly goes through cyber screen to shooks computer wihle he is away *
[08:22] <Ragdollmater> Ooohhh... i found the porn files Cesar
[08:23] * Ragdollmater puts porn on flash drive, goes back through screen *
[08:23] <Ragdollmater> Danish porn is SO much better then american porn...
[08:23] <Cesar> .....
[08:23] <Cesar> TOTALLY!

Then later:
[08:25] <Cesar> okay, its on ragdollsoft now
[08:25] <Ragdollmater> WHAT?@?@
[08:26] <Cesar> revenge is sweet >:)

XD


Then even later:
[08:27] <Ragdollmater> hmm shooks still not back
[08:27] <Ragdollmater> maybe i can get more porn...
[08:27] <Shook> O rly?
[08:27] <Ragdollmater> ****
[08:27] <Ragdollmater> *runs from ASCII owls*
[08:27] <Ragdollmater> NOOO! ITS A **** BOMBARDMENT!
[08:27] <Ragdollmater> *ascii turds fall over*
[08:27] <Ragdollmater> so cold.... so cold..... *dies*
[08:28] <Cesar> well
[08:28] <Cesar> got rid of that, lets continue



meh, too tired for quote tag =/

[08:51] <Ragdollmaster> .....
[08:51] <Ragdollmaster> plz
[08:51] <Ragdollmaster> Make me an op
[08:52] <Ragdollmaster> for a few secs...
[08:52] <Ragdollmaster> i always makes you op...
[08:52] <Ragdollmaster> .... plz.....
[08:52] <Ragdollmaster> ........................
[08:53] <Ragdollmaster> ................ cesar............................
[08:53] <Ragdollmaster> .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ....
[08:53] <Ragdollmaster> FINE BE LIKE THAT!
[08:53] <Cesar> whut?
[08:53] <Ragdollmaster> I'LL REMEMBER THIS WHEN IM PICKING ELITES FOR THE CLAN!!!
[08:53] <Cesar> qhut what whut?
[08:53] <Ragdollmaster> Quote
[08:54] <Cesar> dude, im having a life here >_>
[08:54] <Ragdollmaster> good for you...
[08:54] *** mode/#ragdollsoft [+o Ragdollmaster] by Cesar
[08:54] <Ragdollmaster> thank you
[08:54] <Ragdollmaster> now i can get on with my life
[08:54] *** mode/#ragdollsoft [-o Ragdollmaster] by Cesar
[08:54] <Cesar> you saw nothing O.O
[08:54] <Ragdollmaster> WTF
[08:55] *** Ragdollmaster [4b5c5811@webchat.xs4all.nl] has quit ["http://webchat.xs4all.nl "]



Don't click link...
His username on Toribash is qegola and says that Q=Win so I say Z=Pwn and that it's better than Q.
[17:57] Zegola: RAWR!
[17:59] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: ><
[17:59] Zegola: ^^
[18:01] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: http://pown.alluc.org/?uid=1000 <-- True story
[18:02] Zegola: Jared sees nothing...
[18:02] Zegola: *Zegola
[18:02] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: Wait for it.
[18:02] Zegola: Something tells me I shouldn't trust you =/
[18:03] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: You'll see
[18:05] Zegola: *closed tab a exactly one minute ago*
[18:05] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: XD


[19:08] Zegola: *pokes*
[19:09] Lottie: hehe -poke-
[19:09] Zegola: *pokes harder*
[19:09] Lottie: -poke even harder-
[19:10] Zegola: *pokes repeatedly then hand slips and accidentalt pokes bewbs*
[19:10] Lottie: hey! xD -slap-
[19:10] Zegola: ow

[RegiMaster]

Just Now!
When I and Jared were talking
BrazdaZuko (6:26:22 PM): who do you like better.. ShinyEspeon or Catty?
Jaredvcxz (6:26:29 PM): Catty
BrazdaZuko (6:26:33 PM): ShinyEspeon!!!!!! <3
BrazdaZuko (6:26:42 PM): ShinyEspeon is much more smarter!
Jaredvcxz (6:26:54 PM): Shiny Espeon is scary ._.
BrazdaZuko (6:27:01 PM): i thought I was scary
Jaredvcxz (6:27:13 PM): You are ._.
BrazdaZuko (6:27:18 PM): my name is Deospeon... Deoxys-Espeon! which means.. Infected Espeon
BrazdaZuko (6:27:26 PM): and it also means Dark Espeon


Jaredvcxz (6:28:15 PM): Am I scary?
BrazdaZuko (6:29:06 PM): no
BrazdaZuko (6:29:14 PM): your annoying =P
BrazdaZuko (6:29:17 PM): just kidding
Jaredvcxz (6:29:23 PM): D: <
BrazdaZuko (6:29:23 PM): your not scary
Jaredvcxz (6:29:34 PM): Is I funny?
BrazdaZuko (6:29:37 PM): no
Jaredvcxz (6:29:42 PM): ='(
BrazdaZuko (6:29:43 PM): your nothing!
BrazdaZuko (6:29:48 PM): hahahahaha
Jaredvcxz (6:29:51 PM): D: < D: <
Jaredvcxz (6:30:21 PM): you are a very mentally abusive wife...
BrazdaZuko (6:30:35 PM): shut the f*** up
BrazdaZuko (6:30:38 PM): and im not a girl!
BrazdaZuko (6:30:41 PM): im a boy!
BrazdaZuko (6:30:53 PM): lol i was going to write.. "im a bot!"
Jaredvcxz (6:30:55 PM): That's why I said you're my wife :P

[The Most Awesome Jared]

[08:12] Jaredvcxz: Khluvr
[08:12] Jaredvcxz: Is leppy on?
[08:16] Jaredvcxz: Why do you ignore me?
[08:17] Jaredvcxz: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
[08:17] Jaredvcxz: <.<
[08:17] Jaredvcxz: >.>
[08:17] Jaredvcxz: You saw nothing

[RegiMaster]

Here's One More =P


//Deospeon says: Ah Geez! There's no milk!

Saori Nako says: Want Me To BreastFeed you? =3

//Deospeon says: Sure! but how will you?

Saori Nako says: Let me remove my T-shirt!

//Deospeon says: *stares at Sai-Chan*

Saori Nako says: Come here sweetie!

//Deospeon says: No! *runs away*

[The Most Awesome Jared]

[07:59] Zegola: RAWR
[07:59] Lottie: meow?XD
[08:00] Zegola: Wuff
[08:00] Zegola: I eet kittiez
[08:00] Lottie: xD -runs-
[08:00] Zegola: *chases*
[08:02] Lottie: -run run- xD
[08:02] Zegola: *chases and tackles*
[08:03] Lottie: -doesn't let you tackle cause of my super strength kitty claws- xD
[08:03] Zegola: *bites*
[08:03] Lottie: -dodges bite-
[08:04] Zegola: Joo can't dodge mah bites
[08:05] Lottie: yes i can! -clings to pole- xd
[08:05] Zegola: DANCE, HO!
[08:07] Lottie: -chucks super strength kitty claw extending paws to your dog balls and neuters you xD-
[08:09] Lottie: ha i win!
[08:11] Zegola: No
[08:11] Zegola: *glues balls back on and raps*
[08:11] Zegola: *rapes
[08:12] Lottie: yes i do
[08:12] Lottie: AHH kitty rape!!!! -uses my breat in technique to squeeze out from your paws- XD
[08:13] Zegola: lol
[08:13] Lottie: so meh i win =p
[08:14] Zegola: Only cuz that made me extremely horny and I orgasmed to death :P
[08:14] Lottie: O.O......uhm lmao
[08:25] Zegola: Lottie, where'd you go?
[08:25] Lottie: here O.o
[08:26] Zegola: Kewl *rapes again*
[08:26] Lottie: O.o;
[08:26] Lottie: -simply has a penis and just laughs at your failed attempts- lmao


Rawr I eet Alexi
[15:47] Zxcvderaj: Rawr
[15:48] stupidbutthead11111: Meep! *runs away*
[15:48] Zxcvderaj: *chases*
[15:48] stupidbutthead11111: *falls*
[15:49] Zxcvderaj: *eats*
[15:49] stupidbutthead11111: Ahh!
[15:50] Zxcvderaj: Wisconsin was out of cheese >.>
[15:51] stupidbutthead11111: Hm...Try New Zealand.
[15:51] Zxcvderaj: NO!
[15:51] Zxcvderaj: VEB IS THERE!
[15:51] stupidbutthead11111: ...Veb?
[15:52] Zxcvderaj: http://forum.toribash.com/member.php?u=16250

[Shiny Espeon]

I really don't care, SINCE IT'S ALL TRUE. You stabbed me, so someone had to stab you back. And please read my last few sentences ((But it was funny. "Let the emotions flow!" I love it!)) for the funny part. If you think I do masterbate, you are really perverted. And having that in your sig, EW! You might be doing it right now... sicko, thinking of your new boyfriend!

You remind me of my little cousin in Georgia. All she does it yell and scream about uncomprehendable nonsense. :p

Both participates did agree to put it online. You talk about people behind their backs ALL THE TIME. Suck it up. Seriously.

Now you remind me of...that little Brady-brat next door...

It's funny how you're starting to so bitterly remind me of the annoying kids I ignore so nonchalantly. :p

BoEmerald (4:04:06 PM): ;D
Orang3 D0t (4:04:07 PM): it's like the walmart smilie or something, lol
Orang3 D0t (4:04:08 PM): XD
BoEmerald (4:04:12 PM): xD
Orang3 D0t (4:04:33 PM): The cousin of the smilie...or something
BoEmerald (4:04:53 PM): EX- COUSIN ONCE REMOVED, AND DYED RED..
Orang3 D0t (4:05:06 PM): XDD
BoEmerald (4:05:10 PM): :-P
Orang3 D0t (4:05:15 PM): It had to get a new identity after moving...
BoEmerald (4:05:26 PM): yep.
Orang3 D0t (4:05:34 PM): XD
Orang3 D0t (4:05:44 PM): That reminds me of something in Spongebob, lol

[The Most Awesome Jared]

[07:09] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: Do you like Zelda?
[07:09] Jared: not really
[07:10] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: Then you are ****ed in the head, and need to get laid D=
[07:10] Jared: I did by Tertywerty
[07:10] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: Because Zelda is ****in' sweet, and anyone who doesn't like it sucks balls.
[07:11] Jared: No I don't =/
[07:11] Jared: Woman
[07:11] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: Its unanimous by the Gaming Council.
[07:11] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: To quote;
[07:13] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: "And hereby we must declare that, by standing and approval of all us here Council Members of the Great League of Gamers, any person or persons who do not enjoy, or otherwise appreciate the Legend Of Zelda games, then the person/persons are subject to be someone to suck balls."
[07:14] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: Henceforth, if you call yourself at all a gamer, you are subject to suck balls verily/
[07:14] Jared: Never said I didn't appreciate it :P
[07:14] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: How can you appreciate something you don't like?
[07:14] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: That creates a paradox.
[07:14] Jared: actually, yes
[07:15] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: You could deal more damage here than dividing by zero.
[07:15] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: So take care.
[07:15] Jared: Feh
[07:15] Jared: Dividing by NEGATIVE zero does the most
[07:16] Jared: since negative zore doesn't exist
[07:16] Jared: *zero
[07:16] Brett - Black ¥ Power G-Men Spy: Ah, but sir, that because null, as Zero is not positive, and therefore, CANNOT be negative, and such a quandry would simply cause the Great minds of Mathematics to, United in speech, shout 'STFU'



[08:02] Jared: Rawr >:3
[08:02] //Deospeon: Meow!
[08:02] //Deospeon: =3
[08:02] Jared: =3
[08:02] Jared: KITTY!
[08:02] //Deospeon: Lion!
[08:02] Jared: *rapes deospeon kitty*
[08:03] //Deospeon: *laughs* how will you? I dont have a pussyy! I have a PENIS!
[08:03] Jared: There is always anal rape...
[08:04] //Deospeon: ouch.
[08:04] //Deospeon: *shits*
[08:04] //Deospeon: take that
[08:04] Jared: *runs*
[08:04] //Deospeon: your penis is covered with ****!
[08:04] //Deospeon: hahahahaha

[RegiMaster]

[08:04] //Deospeon: your penis is covered with ****!

Mwahahahahahahahhaha
Next Time! You'd Better Mind Your Erection!

[The Most Awesome Jared]

[11:18] Brett's evil twin: I love you
[11:18] [c=48]Believe.[/c=21]: o.o
[11:18] [c=48]Believe.[/c=21]: Sorry, bro, I'm spoken for
[11:19] [c=48]Believe.[/c=21]: </3
[11:19] Brett's evil twin: BY WHO?!
[11:19] [c=48]Believe.[/c=21]: Mah Sexy Raraaaa : D
[11:19] Brett's evil twin: Oh...
[11:19] Brett's evil twin: Now I see
[11:19] Brett's evil twin: *grabs shotgun*
[11:19] [c=48]Believe.[/c=21]: NU
[11:19] Brett's evil twin: Now I see you for who you really are
[11:19] Brett's evil twin: I TRUSTED YOU WITH MY VIRGINITY!
[11:19] Brett's evil twin: *shoots*
[11:20] [c=48]Believe.[/c=21]: I NEVER TOOK IT FROM YOU
[11:20] [c=48]Believe.[/c=21]: -ducks behind a couch-
[11:20] Brett's evil twin: YOU MONSTER!
[11:20] Brett's evil twin: *grabs LAZHOR*
[11:20] [c=48]Believe.[/c=21]: NOOO
[11:20] [c=48]Believe.[/c=21]: -grabs taco-
[11:20] Brett's evil twin: IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZHOR!
[11:20] [c=48]Believe.[/c=21]: -shoves it in his mouth-
[11:20] [c=48]Believe.[/c=21]: LAZOR INTERRUPTED
[11:20] Brett's evil twin: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZHOR!
[11:20] [c=48]Believe.[/c=21]: Not with a taco in your mouth
[11:21] Brett's evil twin: SHOOP DA WHOOP! *lazhor comes out from penis*
[11:21] [c=48]Believe.[/c=21]: HAHA
[11:21] [c=48]Believe.[/c=21]: THIS COUCH
[11:21] [c=48]Believe.[/c=21]: IS MADE OF FRIED CHICKEN
[11:21] [c=48]Believe.[/c=21]: YOUR LAZOR FAILED, SIR


[11:22] [c=#8847CF]Sara-Nii; | Scream Sympathetic |[/c=#59C1CA]: -; poke ;-
[11:22] Brett's evil twin: *poke*
[11:22] [c=#8847CF]Sara-Nii; | Scream Sympathetic |[/c=#59C1CA]: -; poke poke poke ;-
[11:23] Brett's evil twin: *poke poke poke POKE*
[11:23] [c=#8847CF]Sara-Nii; | Scream Sympathetic |[/c=#59C1CA]: -; POKEPOKEPOKEPOKE ;-
[11:23] Brett's evil twin: *pokes repeatedly*
[11:23] Brett's evil twin: *hand slips*
[11:23] Brett's evil twin: *pokes bewbs*
[11:23] Brett's evil twin: *dies*



I quote meself, woman
[14:01] *** #pokezam: @Jared
[14:01] *** Mode change "+ntr" for channel #pokezam by ChanServ.
[14:01] *** ChanServ has changed the topic on channel #pokezam to [Talk About Pokemons and Others.] No Spamming! No Spamming! No Abusing! Only Chatting (Deospeon).
[14:01] *** Mode change "-o Jared" for channel #pokezam by ChanServ.
[14:01] *** #pokezam was created on Tue Feb 12 14:01:51 2008.
[14:02] Jared: He actually got a chanserv ._.
[14:02] Jared: ****...


[14:09] Robert Ericka the THIRD: Hey sexy :)
[14:10] Lottie: hiya
[14:10] Robert Ericka the THIRD: Whatcha doin?
[14:10] Lottie: nothing
[14:10] Robert Ericka the THIRD: Then maybe you could do me :)

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[16:25] Jared: They broke the internet
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[16:25] Suede: :/
[16:25] Frunk: lol
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[16:25] Caesar: omg
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[16:25] Lightningkid: >.<
[16:25] Lightningkid: Hi
[16:25] Frunk: O.O
[16:25] Blam: DEAN
[16:25] Jared: What the ****?
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[16:25] Mr-Deanster_: what?
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[16:25] ParkerM: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZSG97fsVPqk
[16:26] Blam: asia.toribash.com must be having problems
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I was pretending to be a gurl ._.
[07:55] *** You are now known as Jaredita.
[08:00] *** Skandis has joined #toribash.
[08:01] * Jaredita is bored
[08:03] Skandis: Give out blowjobs to strangers
[08:03] Skandis: :P
[08:03] Jaredita: I'm not a whore, pervert
[08:05] Skandis: You dont need to charge for it
[08:05] Skandis: Just make ppl happy
[08:06] * Jaredita slaps Skandis*

[RegiMaster]

One CONVO from which i, jared, and rena
9:10] * +Renarita gives a kiss to Veb
[19:11] <@Veb> <3
05[19:11] <@Deospeon> hey
05[19:11] <@Deospeon> only Renita can kiss me
[19:11] <+Renarita> who said?
[19:11] <+Renarita> i'll kiss Jared as much as i want
[19:11] <+Renarita> =P

[Shiny Espeon]

Orang3 D0t (5:40:14 PM): thanks for fixing that =D
Jaredvcxz (5:40:47 PM): As I said before: I am a slave to society ._.
Orang3 D0t (5:41:22 PM): ? That came outta nowhere, lol
Jaredvcxz (5:41:55 PM): lol

D0t = Mwah
Jared = Jared, lol

[Renn]

A chat, Me, Pokemaster and Jared


05[20:59] * Renita slaps Jareds
05[20:59] * Renita slaps Jared
05[20:59] * Renita slaps Jared
05[20:59] * Renita slaps Jared
05[20:59] * Renita slaps Jared
05[20:59] * Renita slaps Jared
05[20:59] <Renita> want more?
05[20:59] <Renita> buy one, and get many free
[20:59] <Jared> BUT I DIDN'T BUY ANY!
05[20:59] <Renita> then you got it free
05[20:59] <Renita> then you got it free
05[20:59] <Renita> then you got it free
07[20:59] * @Pokemaster slaps Jared!!!
05[20:59] <Renita> then you got it free
05[20:59] <Renita> then you got it free
05[20:59] <Renita> buy one, and get many free
05[20:59] <Renita> buy one, and get many free
05[20:59] * Renita slaps Jared
05[20:59] * Renita slaps Jared
05[20:59] * Renita slaps Jared
05[20:59] * Renita slaps Jared
05[20:59] * Renita slaps Jared
[20:59] <Jared> ._.
07[21:00] * Jared slaps renita
05[21:00] * Renita dies
[21:00] <Jared> :O
07[21:00] * @Pokemaster slaps Jared!
07[21:00] * @Pokemaster slaps Jared!
07[21:00] * Jared gives Renita CPR
07[21:00] * @Pokemaster slaps Jared!
07[21:00] * @Pokemaster slaps Jared!
07[21:00] * @Pokemaster slaps Jared!
05[21:00] * Renita comes back to life
07[21:00] * Jared slaps pokemaster
05[21:00] <Renita> ewww i got kissed by Jared
07[21:00] * @Pokemaster shoots Jared!
[21:00] <Jared> Thanks to MY cpr :P
[21:00] <@Pokemaster> Don't ever touch her again!!!

[RegiMaster]

Lol Thats Funny. Real Funny.

[20:59] <Jared> BUT I DIDN'T BUY ANY!
05[20:59] <Renita> then you got it free

[RegiMaster]

lol. Renita got a dildo!
P.S: Im sorry for the double posting.

* Renita (Deospeon@203.81.215.23) has joined #pokezam
<Renita> Ha
<Renita> Hai
<@Deospeon> hey
* @Deospeon gives Renita a gift
<Renita> oo oo whats in the gift?
<@Deospeon> see it for yourself
* Renita opens the gif
<Renita> gift*
<Renita> OMG! Its a DILDO
<@Deospeon> o.o
<@Deospeon> if you got the dildo.. then SE and Jared might've got......
* Renita pokes the dildo
<Renita> so you mean.. you were give SE a dildo?
<@Deospeon> no no
<@Deospeon> I was giving that to Jared.. he really needed 1
<@Deospeon> I was giving you a dress
<Renita> then what were you giving SE?
<@Deospeon> I was giving her my love
<Renita> lol
<Renita> So Jared got your love? and SE got the dress?
<Renita> no no
<Renita> no
<Renita> no
<@Deospeon> what the **** is with you?
<@Deospeon> Jared got the dress....
<@Deospeon> SE got my love
<Renita> ooo
* Renita plays with the dildo
<Renita> ^^

[The Most Awesome Jared]

A chat, Me, Pokemaster and Jared

She deserved that slap.



[16:13] :[Jack:[: Scott.
[16:13] $2C·$1осо ·$І·$2оvзѕ ·$1A·$2ѕнІэу: my big brother
[16:13] :[Jack:[: You love me
[16:13] Jason: or eastenders
[16:13] :[Jack:[: dont run away from me
[16:13] :[Jack:[: your over me..
[16:13] :[Jack:[: im over you ;)
[16:13] :[Jack:[: violate me..
[16:13] Jason: oh god
[16:14] Jason: ah yeah!!!!
[16:14] :[Jack:[: I do one night stands btw ;)
[16:14] $2C·$1осо ·$І·$2оvзѕ ·$1A·$2ѕнІэу: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[16:14] Jason: woohoo
[16:14] $2C·$1осо ·$І·$2оvзѕ ·$1A·$2ѕнІэу: i m8
[16:14] :[Jack:[: im pretty shifty with the pencil
[16:14] Jim: shouldn't you be out getting 'hammered' and being restrained by the police about now?
[16:14] Jason: oo aye?
[16:14] 20-Scott-Anderson-08: ?





[17:38] IMMA BIRDIE!!!!!: Now HERE is the band that's gayER than Dragonforce http://www.deezer.com/track/35503
[17:38] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): not possible
[17:39] IMMA BIRDIE!!!!!: O rly?
[17:39] IMMA BIRDIE!!!!!: Listen, and be amazed at how *** they are.
[17:39] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): AAARRGGHHHH MY EARS ARE GETING ****ED
[17:39] IMMA BIRDIE!!!!!: lol
[17:39] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): while the iron is HOT
[17:39] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): this is pure ear-reap
[17:39] IMMA BIRDIE!!!!!: XD
[17:39] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): and i mean REAP
[17:40] IMMA BIRDIE!!!!!: ROFL
[17:40] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): oh, **** theyre ***
[17:40] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): "BROTHERS OF METAL, HUZZAH"
[17:41] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): oh my GAWD
[17:41] IMMA BIRDIE!!!!!: And now here is the page with a pic of them http://www.deezer.com/#music/artist/5530
[17:42] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): OMG
[17:42] ' Cesar (<---- lol i have a ' in front of my name so now im cool!): THEYRE WAERING WHORE-SUITS
[17:42] IMMA BIRDIE!!!!!: XD



[09:14] IMMA BIRDIE!!!!! ~~~~~~~I HAS FOUND ZHE TILDA SHOOP DA WHOOP: I just got an Idea that's better than pinging myspace to death...
[09:14] Kate: what?! i'm dead curious
[09:15] IMMA BIRDIE!!!!! ~~~~~~~I HAS FOUND ZHE TILDA SHOOP DA WHOOP: First: I build a nuclear missile silo on a small island off the coast of Isreal
[09:15] Kate: so much negative vibes are so invigorating sometimes
[09:15] IMMA BIRDIE!!!!! ~~~~~~~I HAS FOUND ZHE TILDA SHOOP DA WHOOP: Second: I find all of the server locations for myspace
[09:16] IMMA BIRDIE!!!!! ~~~~~~~I HAS FOUND ZHE TILDA SHOOP DA WHOOP: Third: NUKE THEM ALL
[09:16] IMMA BIRDIE!!!!! ~~~~~~~I HAS FOUND ZHE TILDA SHOOP DA WHOOP: Fourth: Destroy Canada for no particular reason


[07:03] Everybody: Is it *** to know where another man sleeps?
[07:03] Erik Larsson: yes
[07:03] Everybody: ****...
[07:04] Erik Larsson: why are you asking?
[07:04] Everybody: because i know where your mom sleeps
[07:05] Erik Larsson: ...

[RegiMaster]

Jared: Makes No Sense.


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<@Deospeon> **** Off ChanServ!
* Renita (~renamon23@203.81.237.83) has joined #pokezam
<Renita> Hai
* @Deospeon licks Renita
<Renita> eww.. Im covered with Dog Spit
<@Deospeon> not dog spit.. Cat Spit
<@Deospeon> Im ShinyEspeon's Kitty Kat =3
<Renita> lol.
* @Deospeon removes Pant
<Renita> O.O
<Renita> what are you doing!
<Renita> dont
<@Deospeon> no
<@Deospeon> I should've done this a long time.
<@Deospeon> You cant stop me.
<Renita> You should be doing this to ShinyEspeon
<Renita> not to me
<@Deospeon> O.O I never meant that I was going to dig you..
<@Deospeon> I was actually going to adjust the elastic in my pants. Its really tight.
<Renita> oh.. hehe
<@Deospeon> I like the way you think

[Shiny Espeon]

Orang3 D0t (5:42:20 PM): O.O Can you teach me Spanish?
ImperialPineaple (5:42:28 PM): Why?
Orang3 D0t (5:42:55 PM): I dunno. xD You don't have to. I just wanted to learn a few words.
ImperialPineaple(5:43:05 PM): What words?
Orang3 D0t (5:43:13 PM): The bad ones. ^.^
ImperialPineaple(5:43:51 PM): yeah, not gonna happen
Orang3 D0t (5:44:04 PM): Haha, I was joking...
ImperialPineaple (5:44:18 PM): You can pick those up by yourself anyways.
Orang3 D0t (5:44:24 PM): xDI'm the Orange, and the other one is mah friend. ^^

[Akai]

(From a friend... erm, friends)

[15:09] Roxas: Hi.
[15:09] Sora: Hi.
[15:09] Roxas: ST*U
[15:09] Sora: You.
[15:09] Roxas: Your mom.
[15:10] Sora: Your dad.
[15:10] Roxas: Your cat.
[15:10] Sora: Your platypus.
[15:10] Roxas: HA! I don't have a platypus :P

[Akai]

ARTIST3834 [3:21 PM]: brb im gonna go make a sandwhich
akai [3:23 PM]: *waits*
ARTIST3834 [3:30 PM]: back
akai [3:30 PM]: *takes sandwich* What took you so long? *chomp*
ARTIST3834 [3:31 PM]: lol good thing i made two
akai [3:31 PM]: Two?... *sets the other on fire* >:3
ARTIST3834 [3:32 PM]: hey!
akai [3:32 PM]: Lol

[Akai]

Akai says:
MSN is slow. =/ The files took a while to transfer last night.
PokeMaster says:
No kidding!
PokeMaster says:
Kaboom is sending me a large thing right now
PokeMaster says:
It'll take at least another 8 hours
Akai says:
*giggles at 'large thing'*

[Sammi]

(4:05 PM) aquarabbit thing: Sorry Angeling is a moderator/admin and you are not allowed to ignore him or her.
):
(4:05 PM) ♦♣♠♥: >:
(4:05 PM) aquarabbit thing: Sorry Sammi is a moderator/admin/fangirl and you are not allowed to ignore him.
):
(4:05 PM) ♦♣♠♥: ........ YOU WHORE
(4:05 PM) aquarabbit thing: a]a
a
a
(4:05 PM) ♦♣♠♥: I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

If you don't get it, he tried to ignore a member called Angeling on SPPf, but then he edited to me and put "fangirl" there and replaced "her" with "him" even though he knows very well that I'm female. It's a joke, since too many people somehow mistake me for a male.
(9:17 PM) aquarabbit thing: my cousin said cows go oink
and she's 12.
(9:18 PM) ♦♣♠♥: ..........
oh my god
(9:58 AM) aquarabbit thing: BATTLE ME
DDD:
(9:58 AM) ♦♣♠♥: **** it
that means
wifi?
(9:58 AM) aquarabbit thing: yes
3:
why?
(9:58 AM) ♦♣♠♥: horse
(9:58 AM) aquarabbit thing: AFRAAIDDDD?
(9:58 AM) ♦♣♠♥: I'm lazy
No
But
(9:58 AM) aquarabbit thing: YOU"RE AFRAID
(9:58 AM) ♦♣♠♥: Like turning on my DS (lmao)
is too much of a bother
(9:58 AM) aquarabbit thing: affrraaaidddddd
SAMMI IS AFRRAAAIIDDDDDDD
(9:58 AM) ♦♣♠♥: Now that I haven't touched it for 3 months (lol)
(9:58 AM) aquarabbit thing: AAFFFFRRRAAAAAAAAIDDD
you touch your DS? O:
(9:59 AM) ♦♣♠♥: ;D
(9:59 AM) aquarabbit thing: ...
AFFFRRAAAIIDDDD
(9:59 AM) ♦♣♠♥: But I dumped it for my table lamp
(9:59 AM) aquarabbit thing: AFFFFFFRRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(9:59 AM) ♦♣♠♥: fine shut up
(9:59 AM) aquarabbit thing: AFFFFRRAAAIIIDD
lol

(10:14 AM) aquarabbit thing: I'll move to the close tthen xD
*closet
D:
(10:14 AM) ♦♣♠♥: lmao that sounds so
(10:14 AM) aquarabbit thing: it's noisy where the computer is
(10:14 AM) ♦♣♠♥: XDDD
(10:14 AM) aquarabbit thing: D:
stfu
(10:14 AM) ♦♣♠♥: WHO'S IN THERE WITH YA?
(10:14 AM) aquarabbit thing: a penguin
;DD
(10:14 AM) ♦♣♠♥: *expects to hear OOOOOOOH and OAAAAH in there*
... cammi?
=O
(10:14 AM) aquarabbit thing: no
not Cammi
(10:15 AM) aquarabbit thing: the penguin that molested her other one
):
(10:15 AM) ♦♣♠♥: well *** penguins do exist

I'm the four symbols, aquarabbit thing is a friend, and the mentioned Cammi is my e-twin.

[Akai]

Four symbols meaning the diamond, club, spade, heart? Pretty funny, sir. XD