3-word Story

[Scizor-kun]

I found this on another forum.
Ok, here is how it works:

One person puts three words that go together:

e.g. A weird pig

Then another person adds onto it

e.g. jumped into spaghetti.

and so on...

Ok,

A bottle crawled...

Edit by SR (not Brandon-kun):

Stay Appropriate. No insulting people. Simply follow the forum rules!

[FreezeWarp]

onto the gargoyle

[Scizor-kun]

that stood on

[HobbesI]

a blank chalkboard

[The Most Awesome Jared]

and ate cheese

[Scizor-kun]

while drinking lemonade

[HobbesI]

he then puked

[Catty]

out a bunch

[HobbesI]

of magikarp that

[Catty]

never moved, but

[HobbesI]

knew quick attack

[Catty]

and started to

[HobbesI]

beat up someone

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Who was gay

[Shiny Espeon]

the beat-up gay

[The Most Awesome Jared]

wasn't really gay...

[Shiny Espeon]

and got angry

[The Most Awesome Jared]

At my cat


10 char agen D:<

[Catty]

so he started

[The Most Awesome Jared]

To eat pie!!!







PAI!!!!

[Shiny Espeon]

the pie was

[FreezeWarp]

food-poisoned and green

[The Most Awesome Jared]

with the taste

[Shiny Espeon]

of crap. Then,

[The Most Awesome Jared]

I blocked SE(on AIM)

[Shiny Espeon]

Acting r#tarded, Jared

[FreezeWarp]

Jumped off the

[Shiny Espeon]

empire state building.

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Then he said

[FreezeWarp]

ouch, that hurt...

[The Most Awesome Jared]

But actually it

[Shiny Espeon]

sneezed yellow stuff

[Catty]

that was a

[zaptos]

boogery pichu doll

[Shiny Espeon]

which was also

[Catty]

liked to eat

[Shiny Espeon]

potatos. The thing

[Catty]

was a little

[zaptos]

tiny stupid ditto.

[Shiny Espeon]

The ditto then

[RegiMaster]

got stepped on

[Pokemaster]

by a Kanagaskahn

[RegiMaster]

who was pregnant


lol

[Pokemaster]

with twenty Kangas

[RegiMaster]

which were ***

[zaptos]

and had weird

[The Most Awesome Jared]

looking eyes that

[Catty]

hated to look

[The Most Awesome Jared]

At Catty's face


jk, I love you <3

[Catty]

and would always

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Eat moldy cheese ._.

[EX2-sama]

with eyeballs and

[Catty]

pink cow guts

[Shiny Espeon]

which were also

[EX2-sama]

SE's favorite breakfast

[RegiMaster]

made by her

[EX2-sama]

Uber friend Deospeon

[Shiny Espeon]

it was so (10 char)

[RegiMaster]

romantic for her

[The Most Awesome Jared]

That she gave (him a kiss, plox)

[RegiMaster]

him a slap

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Because she hated

[RegiMaster]

him and he (loved her alot!) :@

[Catty]

got really annoying

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Because he said

[Catty]

I love SE (over and over and over)

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Over and over

[Catty]

and over again.

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Until he died D:

[Catty]

Everyone was a

[The Most Awesome Jared]

very happy person(After he died)

[Catty]

after he died

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Then they PARTIED!

[Catty]

Only SE was

[The Most Awesome Jared]

sad because she

[Catty]

secretly kinda sorta

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Liked him. Then(She went emo)

[Catty]

she started to

[The Most Awesome Jared]

cut herself. Then

[Catty]

she stopped cutting

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Because it hurt.

[Catty]

Then Deospeon came

[The Most Awesome Jared]

And saw her

[Catty]

as a ghost

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Because she cut

[EX2-sama]

his heart open ( AND BLOOD POURING EVERYWHERE -evil laugh-)

[Catty]

and never really

[The Most Awesome Jared]

loved his mom

[RegiMaster]

I love SE (over and over and over)

O.O *abuses*
Please Dont Write That Ever again

-------------
but loved his

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Sexy cat instead XD

[RegiMaster]

its not true

[The Most Awesome Jared]

That Ostriches fly

[RegiMaster]

in the rainbow

[Shiny Espeon]

which is colored

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Orange, black, and

[RegiMaster]

red. It is

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Very very <homosexual>

[RegiMaster]

to find out

[The Most Awesome Jared]

How to eat

[RegiMaster]

with your finger

[The Most Awesome Jared]

In Japanese Resturaunts

[RegiMaster]

that dont show

[Shiny Espeon]

p0rn celebrities who sing

[RegiMaster]

nasty little songs. (I put a full stop, so this is the end of the paragraph)

[Shiny Espeon]

Once there was

[Catty]

a little sponge

[Shiny Espeon]

who was full

[zaptos]

of too much

[RegiMaster]

yellow colored skin (spongebob squarepant)

[The Most Awesome Jared]

And monkey brains ._.

[Catty]

that weren't pink

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Or polka-dotted but


Polka-dot is one word, before anyone protests

[Catty]

they were a

[FreezeWarp]

greenish-red colored

[The Most Awesome Jared]

And very Orange

[FreezeWarp]

moldy bread that

[Catty]

loved to sing

[FreezeWarp]

in the rain

[The Most Awesome Jared]

and eat PAI(pie, ftw)

[Catty]

that looked like

[Pokemaster]

A giant fly!!

[Catty]

One day, a

[Pokemaster]

yellow Pikachu ran

[Catty]

toward a dumb

[Renn]

old stinky woman

[RegiMaster]

with fish guts

[The Most Awesome Jared]

and a LAZHOR

[RegiMaster]

that smelled alot

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Off-topic: A lot is 2 words <.<(And he complains about MY bad English...)

On-topic: Like something bad ._.

[Pokemaster]

which was similar

Actually it can be one word, Jared.

[The Most Awesome Jared]

To that of



No it can't...


Firefox says it can't.

[Pokemaster]

a giant terd

[FreezeWarp]

. Then, much to

[The Most Awesome Jared]

our surprise, a

[FreezeWarp]

giant, monstrous, really

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Ugly, despicable creature

[Catty]

was actually friendly

[The Most Awesome Jared]

But it ate (Catty and Akai ._.)

[Pokemaster]

two annoying people (not Catty and Akai)

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Whose names were (Jared)

[RegiMaster]

Sean and Shiny

[FreezeWarp]

. It then spit

[RegiMaster]

on the ground,

[Renn]

in the earth

[RegiMaster]

which a tree (grew)

[Pokemaster]

Grew 500 Meters

[Catty]

that were actually

[RegiMaster]

giant sized mushrooms

[Scizor-kun]

that were contaminated

[FreezeWarp]

with nothing at (evil, huh?)

[Catty]

the moon's surface

[RegiMaster]

with space suits (lol)

[Catty]

that were rainbow

[RegiMaster]

colored mib (MEN IN BLACK) suits. <- End of story

[Shiny Espeon]

Once there was

[The Most Awesome Jared]

A little monkey

[Scizor-kun]

who got paranoid (about)

[The Most Awesome Jared]

About eating bananas

[Scizor-kun]

and started to

[Catty]

eat anything that

[RegiMaster]

were bananas (ROFL) with

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Ugly brown peels (ew)

[RegiMaster]

with two magnetic (ballz)

[The Most Awesome Jared]

ballz that were(very magneticy)

[RegiMaster]

weighing 50000K that

[The Most Awesome Jared]

Jared said "D*****************************************mn"


Would that be good for censoring it?

[RegiMaster]

and he could'nt (walk)

[The Most Awesome Jared]

walk, but he (could run(wtf?))

[RegiMaster]

carried his ballz

[The Most Awesome Jared]

in his sack (not that, pervert)

[RegiMaster]

and managed it

[Shiny Espeon]

in a very (!0 characters)

[Catty]

short amount of

[Shiny Espeon]

time. Then the

[Catty]

rocket in space

[Shiny Espeon]

flew into a

[Delibird Edgemaster]

large delibird plushie

[RegiMaster]

which became into

[Catty]

(Don't you mean turned?)

A fireball that

[RegiMaster]

was eaten by

[Catty]

a giant cockroach

[RegiMaster]

that ate everything

[FreezeWarp]

but pink peeps.

[Delibird Edgemaster]

And shiny smurfs.

[FreezeWarp]

(you can't start a sentence with "And")

oh wait, nevermind (I'm canceling what you said, Mwahahaha)

[RegiMaster]

People are never

[Catty]

nice, especially to

[Delibird Edgemaster]

Giant racist nazi's.

[Shiny Espeon]

Then when people

[RegiMaster]

run after Deo-kun

[zaptos]

the world started

[~Felly~]

to have a...

[Delibird Edgemaster]

Really bad cold...

[RegiMaster]

That Deospeon cured

[Delibird Edgemaster]

With espeon benidrill

[RegiMaster]

that shiny espeon

[Shiny Espeon]

didn't have with

[Catty]

a bunny that

[RegiMaster]

that Deospeon gave (to her)

[Catty]

to her, but

[RegiMaster]

she could'nt accept

[Catty]

because she thought

[RegiMaster]

she would get (in danger)

[Catty]

in danger of

[RegiMaster]

her pet dog. (that is soo true)

[Shiny Espeon]

The pet dog

[Delibird Edgemaster]

That bit azelf

[Catty]

got rabies and

[Renn]

started itching itself