Naruto-Hogwarts CrossOver

[Akai]

I hope I can post a non Pokemon RP here. I've been talking about this, after find this picture, and it gave me a good idea for an RP, I hope. This is my first time, and my friends influenced me into this, but here is it anyway...

The picture that inspired me. (http://telophase.deviantart.com/art/Kiriban-Naruto-vs-Hogwarts-8297103)

The Story: (brief summary)
Hogwarts started a new year of school. (This has nothing to do with the HP storyline.) Everything is going fine, until out of nowhere, strangely dressed people, with strange powers appear. These strange, new people are from the Naruto anime. They must learn to deal with each other, no matter how strange and work together.

The Akatsuki have appeared in the Hogwarts world, joining up with the Death Eaters. Together, they try to attack Hogwarts. (Little attacks by the Akatsuki at first, but more as the story goes on.) The Naruto gang and the Hogwarts professors must team up and stop them.

The Characters:
You can play up to three characters from the same side; either Naruto or Hogwarts. All characters are the real ones. No made up characters.

Selected Characters:
Hogwarts -- Professors Dumbledore, Snape, and Lupin

I hope this is a good one. I'm a little uneasy about doing it. And I might have to god-mod a little to use the storyline I was thinking of. (Is that ok with everyone?)

[3speon]

Sounds cool to me! [BTW, somebody's prolly going to have to fill me in on a couple Naruto points, I've seen a few episodes from the first season and that's it. =/ Not exactly an expert here!]

Name: Hermione Granger
Age: Uh... 13
Height: Um, 5' 2"
Weight: Why do you think she'd tell you!? [lol]
Description/Personality: Typical Hermione, a real bookworm, but also a caring friend if you know how to beware of her temper! And never call her fat. She may go anorexic on you.

[Akai]

Well, I wasn't actually going to have any of the students there. I mean there will be students there, but none will be playable. I guess this is ok. I hope someone can step up and be a few Naruto people.

[3speon]

Oh. So was it just supposed to be teachers, or what? I could change it if you want.

[Akai]

No. That's fine. I just wish some Naruto people would come. It's killing me waiting like this.

[HobbesI]

Name: Shikamaru
Age: 13? I don't really know
Description: A Shenobi who is bored about everything. Nothing seems to make him excited. But, he has an IQ nearly off the charts, and is a Chunin in the Leaf Village.

It's killing you? Now, where's SE? >_>

[Akai]

Yes! HobbesI is the best for playing Shikamaru. He's going to be fun.

If anyone else joins, try to pick one (or more) of the following (just to balance things out):
Naruto, Kakashi, Sasuke, Rock Lee, Jiraiya, Sakura, Choji, Ino... etc.

Reasons:
Naruto - loud and obnoxious * Kakashi - always wears a mask; questions shall arise * Sasuke - will have hoards of fangirls * Rock Lee - will try to get hoards of fangirls * Jiraiya - will oggle the (older) students * Sakura and Ino - bickering * Choji - just because

There can also be Kiba, Hinata, and any other ninja. But it's your decision.

[Akai]

My character update: Now playing Professors Dumbledore, Snape, and Lupin from Hogwarts and Naruto and Jiraiya from Naruto.

:: Starting ::
It was another year at Hogwarts. A new summer program was started, where students could spent a month and a half learning some extra tricks for the next year. A few joined it, and it was going well. The Professors that remained doubled up on a few classes, so that some could have a vacation. The new program was going well.

Dumbledore normally paced the halls, thinking of ways to improve the program. The only two Professors that stayed behind were Snape and Lupin. Snape was doing his Potions and Dark Arts. Lupin tried his luck with Charms and Transfiguring. Few students attended all the classes, but enough stayed to make the program work.

****

Naruto ran ahead of his teacher, "Come on, Pervy sage! You're so slow." Jiraiya groaned, "I'm not slow. You're just fast and annoying." He slowly made it to the top of the hill Naruto scaled with ease. "Man, I'm getting old."

"Not as old as Grandma Tsunade!" Naruto laughed. Jiraiya joined in, "Don't let her hear that. She may be old, but she can still beat you up." Naruto laughed his annoying laugh, running more ahead. Jiraiya groaned again, "Come on, kid. Enough is enough." He started to run after him.

[3speon]

[I think I'll play Ginny too.]

Hermione approached Platform 9 3/4, rolling her suitcase behind her. Crookshanks was perched on top, snoozing happily. She made it to the wall where she entered. She turned to her parents, kissing them each goodbye.

"See you soon!" Hermione said.

She took a deep breath, turned the suitcase so it was in front of her, and powerwalked toward the bricks. Crookshanks looked up and gave a low, loud mewl as the brunette teen pushed the suitcase, and then herself, through the wall. Her normally frizzy hair was now even more so, and she attempted desperately to flatten it as she noticed Ron and his family a few hundred feet away.

Ginny waved goodbye to her mother and father, boarding the train with Ron, who helped her lift her suitcase and Pigwedgeon onto the steps. A familiar voice called out. Ginny turned around, nearly whacking her brother in the face with a sharp whip of her hair. Hermione was a little while away, running as fast as possible with Crookshanks sitting on her suitcase.

"Ginny! Wait for me!" Hermione yelled. She reached the train and pulled her suitcase up the train stairs behind the redhead.

"Oh. Hi, Ron," she said softly to Ron. Ron nodded, grinning.

"Hey, Hermione. But for right now, let's just get our things on the train before it leaves!" Ginny laughed.

Hermione giggled in agreement. They were finally able to get on the train and into a seat, next to Harry and Neville. The ride to Hogwarts was relatively quiet; Neville and Ginny occasionally made small talk, as did Harry, Ron, and Hermione. The train eventually reached the destination. The students were all abuzz now; the train was nearly humming with all the talk.

"I can't wait to find out what we're going to do!" "Which teachers will be there?" "I hope McGonagall is. She's my favorite." "I heard it's only Snape and Lupin..."

Hagrid greeted the students with his usual "Hullo there!", leading some on boats and others with Thestrals. Hermione entered the school, happy to be with her friends again.

The Great Hall was relatively empty. Only around fifty students had wanted to come over the summer; and the rumor about Snape and Lupin being the only teachers was true. Hermione was glad to see Lupin again, but Snape she could do without.

[Akai]

[] This RP takes place during the summer. It's a reason for the lack of students. []

[3speon]

I so knew that. Sorry. It said 'it was another year at Hogwarts'. So I figured the year had just started. Maybe I'm just stupid, I dunno. I'll fix my first post.

BTW, is the program at the beginning of summer or the end? Cuz if it's at the end, they would just stay at school, right? And if it's at the beginning they would stay would go back home after it's over, right? I prolly got this all wrong...

EDIT: I changed it. There's a paragraph at the end, so that you can tell that they're there for a summer program.

[Akai]

Naruto groaned, "Man... I am hungry."

"If you didn't run around like a moron, maybe you wouldn't be." He walked behind him. Naruto groaned and glared back at him. "At least I don't oggle women waaay out of my league." Jiraiya's fist suddenly ground into Naruto's scalp, grinding away, "That is reseach. You'll understand when you're older."

"...Like you?"

Jiraiya patted Naruto harshly, "Yeah... Like me." He looked up. "Hmm. Now what is that?" A bright light flickered over a small pond. He left Naruto going to it. Naruto followed him. "What is it, pervy sage?"

"Don't know..." He stepped on the water, going to it. Naruto stood on the edge. Jiraiya stared at it, slowly reaching out to touch it. "Hmm. It's cold, like ice." Naruto ran out to him. "Really? Can I touch?" He reached up. Jiraiya put his hand in Naruto's face, pushing him away, "You're such a child. No touching. I don't even know what this thing is." Naruto huffed, crossing his arms, then he grinned, performing a jutsu. A burst of smoke and emerging from it, a young woman. "Come on, Sensei. Can't I touch it a little?"

Jiraiya's eyes bugged out and a stream of drool streamed from his mouth, "Of course, anything for you." He handed it to Naruto, who snatched it and turned back, "About time!" He looked at it, punching at it. "What is this thing?!" Jiraiya sighed, "You're going to break it..."

"No, I'm not!" *CRACK* They both blinked. "You... broke it." The ball flashed a few times. Naruto fumbled with it, "Wha-ha-ha, you take it." Jiraiya looked at it, "No way! You take the blame!" The flash became too intense and both ninja were lifted from the ground. "Naruto, take me hand!" Jiraiya reached out for Naruto. The young ninja threw his hand out, but another flash made Jiraiya disappear. Naruto blinked, "Per-pervy sage..." He flew off and disappeared as well.

****

Dumbledore sat in his chair, smiling at the students who showed up. Snape and Lupin were sitting beside him, along with a few other professors, either in for the first years or seventh years. Dumbledore stood up, holding his hands out. "Welcome! This is an experiement that I hope we all can grow from. For the next month and a half, Hogwarts will be your home once again. This program will not rely on houses or points, but your may stay in your houses, if you like. Have a good lunch and await your schedules later tonight." He sat down, stopping to look out of the window at a bright flash. It dimmed and he sat, but still glanced out of the window.

[HobbesI]

Shikamaru was supposedwatching Choji and Ino have a mock-fight with Asuma. Unfortunately, Choji was asleep and Ino was having no luck waking him up.

"HEY! Choji! This the time to fight Ino, not nap-time!" Yelled Asuma. Choji was still flat on the floor, dreaming peacefully.

Ino was punching Choji's stomach as hard as she could, but seemingly having no effect on the giant mound. "Ughh! How can he not feel anything?!?"

"Hey, Choji! Winner gets taken to the all-you can eat buffet!", hollered Shikamaru. Choji bolted straight up, saying something about Bacon. "Human Boulder Jutsu!" he said, as he turned into a giant Ball. He rolled over Ino, and transformed back into himself. Ino looked rather crushed, pushed into the dirt. She stood up feebily, muttering "I'm okay".

"Um, Asuma, your going to have to cover the buffet thing", said Shikamaru.
"What? Ah, well. It won't hurt. You got Choji up..."

***

"...and stay out!", said the manager of the All-you-can-eat resturuant. "Take you and your overeating friend with you!"
"Well, maybe it would hurt", said Asuma.
"Choji, why did you eat so much Ramen? I was about to throw up, just watching you."
"Hey, I've got to keep my strength up.

[Akai]

Naruto landed hard in the courtyard and slowly got to his feet. "Whoa... where am I?" He looked around, taking a few steps. "This place... It's huge. How am I- Wait, I know." He did a few hand signs. "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Several clones of himself were made. "Okay. Here's the plan: Go out and find out where we are, and try to find pervy sage." His clones nodded and each one went in a different direction.

[HobbesI]

Shikamaru was walking home, tired. As he passed the Ramen shop, a strange-looking man wearing black robes was holding a cup of green, glowing water, running around in circles, looking at people oddly.

"What should I do, what should I do? What is this stuff? It isn't anything I know of, but what should I do? I should've never accepted this thing from that weird shaman. It's bring giving me bad luck all the time!", he said, talking to himself.

"Here!", the man yelled, forcing the cup to Shikamaru's hand. "You can have it! Good day."
The man ran away as the liquid spilled on Shikamaru and on the ground. It was glowing even more and more. Before he could react, there was a flash, and Shikamaru was gone.

Shikamaru found himself under a huge tree, that seemed to sway back and forth as if it was alive. "Where am I?" the Whomping Willow's branches were all suddenly attracted to Shikamaru. This is no normal tree... It's like it's alive.The tree swang at Shikamaru as he dodged the branches back and forth...

[Akai]

Naruto, or rather a clone of him, scaled a wall. He landed on a walkway, looking around. "Pervy sage... where are you?" He took a few steps along the walkway.

Snape saw Naruto walking into view and approached him, "What are you doing out of bed... and out of your school robes?"

Naruto looked up at him. "Who are you...?"

Snape grabbed him by the arm, "You're coming with me."

"Hey, Old man! Let go!" Naruto whined, trying to pry Snape's hand off. It was then that the real Naruto stepped forward.

Snape looked at him, "What sorcery is this? Both of you, come with me."

Naruto broke free, "I don't think so. This always works. Sexy Jutsu!" With a puff of smoke, a female version of Naruto posed for Snape. He stared at him... erm, her, quickly grabbing them both. Naruto changed back, "What's the deal? Sexy Jutsu always works."

Jiraiya dropped down, conking Naruto on the head. "You idiot. Don't send clones out. You have no idea where you are." Snape released Naruto, taking a few steps back, pulling his wand. Naruto growled, "Oh, yeah? What about you?! I bet you were researching again, weren't you?" Jiraiya put his hand in Naruto's face, "Yeah, right. Like that's all I do." Naruto ripped it away, "Oh? You take my hard earned money and go out, drink and womanize."

Jiraiya planted his sandel into Naruto's face, "And you were spying again! Admit it."

"When you stay out to 1 in the morning, yeah, I spy. It's not right leaving me alone like that."

"Enough!" Snape yelled, stopping the bickering. "Both of you, with me."

Jiraiya looked to Naruto, "What'd you do this time?"

[HobbesI]

Where is 3speon...

Shikamaru was dodging the tree quickly, when someone from over the hill shouted something indistinct, and the tree froze. Proffessor Lupin walked over the hill.

"What are you doing out here? Students are all supposed to be at the Great Hall! Get your school uniform on too! What are you doing next to the Whomping Willow anyways? It's very dangerous and is easily provoked. You are to come with me."
"What Whomping Willow? You mean that living tree?"
Lupin pulled Shikamaru along. Shikamaru was struggling to get his hands free, to make any sort of hand sign, but Lupin was not letting him, as he was pulling him by the arms. Shikamaru was forced to give up, as he was dragged into Hogwarts.

[Akai]

I'm sorry, but she has been on several times, and ignored this. She's out.

Snape had Naruto by the arm, dragging him to the Great Hall. Jiraiya followed quietly. "So... where are we?"

"Hogwarts."

"Hogwarts?! What kind of stupid name is-Gah!!" Naruto blurted out but was stopped by Jiraiya's grinding fist in his skull. "Respect your elders!"

"Respect yourself, Pervy sage!" He pulled at Snape's grip, but stopped seeing Lupin and Shikamaru. "Hey. It's Shikamaru..." Jiraiya looked, thinking.

[HobbesI]

Shikamaru had gave up struggling, as this man had no intention to hurt him. He spotted Naruto and Jiraiya with a hook-nosed man.

"Hey! Naruto! Glad to see you, but how did you get here?"
"You can talk to your friend over there after you get your school uniform on. Now hurry inside!"

Lupin pushed Shikamaru through a wide gate. There was a huge hall inside with several students eating.

"What uniform are you talking about?"
"What? You don't have a uniform? You were supposed to recieve one... Oh well, I'll look into the storage rooms to see if there are any extras left. You stay here while I get your uniform."

Shikamaru decided to use this time to go find Naruto and Jirayia again. He quickly made his escape back out of the main gate. Luckily, Naruto was still there with the hook-nosed man.

[Akai]

"Let go, old man!" He spotted Shikamaru, "Help me! Come on!" Jiraiya seemed to walk off, caughthing a glimpse of a few seventh years. Snape huffed, "Stop struggling, or I'll take 100 points from your house!"

[HobbesI]

Lupin had come back with a old, dusty, school uniform. It looked like that the Hogwarts symbol was hanging by its last thread. He had now noticed that the boy had left.

Lupin ran outside and spotted Shikamaru. "Get back inside now, or you'll be spending your first week at the school in detention.

"What are you talking about? I don't even go to this school. What is this place anyways?"
"Hogwarts, as if you don't know. Now get inside!"
"Naruto, I don't think that we're in the Leaf Village anymore. And you, I don't go to this school!"

"Lupin, I don't think that these children are going into Hogwarts willingly. Time to try the direct approach." Snape whipped out his wand, wrapping Shikamaru in ropes.

"Severus, you're not supposed to use magic on the students!" Lupin cut the ropes with a severing charm, letting Shikamaru make a hand sign, finally deciding that he should take care of this hook-nosed man.

A dark strip came out at Snape as he was caught by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. Snape didn't know what hit him as he stood there hopelessly.

[Akai]

Naruto laughed, "Good work, Shikamaru. Now let's get outta here." He ran off, right into Dumbledore. The old man smiled, "Now what are you students doing wearing that. It's not Halloween." He laughed. Naruto looked up at him, "Oh, man... You're old." Snape glanced at him, "Little brat! You need to learn respect!"

[Akai]

Goodness! Everyone here is so two-faced. It's been "Yes, Akai, I'll join your RP" one day, and the next day (or a few, in some cases) it's been "RP? What RP?" First 3speon, and now Hobbes? Why am I hated? Was this a bad idea?

[HobbesI]

"It looks like that our new students here have no idea where they are. Lupin, we will need two more sets of robes. As for you two, you will join your friends in the Great Hall", said Dumbledore.
"Naruto, I think that this place is some kind of wacky school. I don't think we should make these people angry... they seem to be able to focus their Chakura into wooden sticks and use it to create an energy", Shikamaru said to Naruto quietly.

Snape pushed Shikamaru into the great hall.
"What house are you in?"
"What?"
"Which table?!"
Shikamaru pointed to the a random table that was covered in blue. Snape pushed him over to that table, telling him to find a seat, and walked away.

[Akai]

Dumbledore smiled down at Naruto, "Find a table please."

"I need to find someone."

"Oh. Someone else is with you?"

He nods. "Mm-hmm." He looks around.

Jiraiya runs, coming from nowhere, "Naruto! Come on. Time for bed. Give me your money."

"No chance, old man! You still owe me a lot!"

"Naruto, as your teacher, I advise you to hand over your money."

"...No!" The two fight a little. Dumbledore smiles, finding this amusing. "Calm down. Calm down. It's time for a feast, and you said you were a teacher?"

Jiraiya looked at Dumbledore, being the first time he noticed him, "That's right."

"Wonderful. You know these two boys."

"I guess..."

"Splendid. You can watch over them. Now, it's time to eat." He turned and shuffled into the hall. Jiraiya looked at Naruto, "Behave yourself." Naruto gave an innocent grin and wandered in finding a seat, sitting at the Gryffindor table. He turned to see Shikamaru, getting up and yelling, "SHIKAMARU!!!" Jiraiya fist collided with Naruto's skull, "No yelling! We're guests!" Naruto let out a grumbled, sitting down, rubbing his head.

[HobbesI]

Everyone had started noticing Naruto after he had yelled. But that's the time when Lupin had come back with the school robes. Lupin had handed them to Naruto then came to Shikamaru. Unfortunately, Shikamaru's were rather big.

*Changes into robes, after some convincing that it had to be worn.*

After Shikamaru had changed, he looked like as if the robes were two sizes too big.
"Eh, I think that I gave you the wrong size" said Lupin, using a shrinking charm on the robes, to Shikamaru's amazment.

The feast was finally over, and as Dumbledore said his closing words, the head boys and girls led their houses. Shikamaru followed the students, thinking that he should act like he was a student.

(End of day)

[Akai]

(This is over the summer, not the actually school year. Read the story line I made. x_x)

Naruto avoided the crowd, waiting around outside. He preferred sleeping under the stars. He took his robe and threw it on the ground, laying on it. "Look at the stars..." He yawned in amazement.

[HobbesI]

(Oh yes sorry, I forgot about that)
The next day, Shikamaru went to visit 'The dueling club'. He watched as a few people shot sparks out of their wands.

"Hey, you. I'll go up against you."

Shikamaru turned around, to see a student.

"Sure.", Shikamaru replied.

They got up on a raised platform as the started.

"Expelliarmus!", the other boy yelled as a stream of yellow shot out of the tip of his wand, hitting Shikamaru. The kunai knives flew out of his pockets and almost hit a watcher.

"Why do you need daggers with you?"

"To defend myself."

Shikamaru made a handsign, shooting out the Shadow Possesion Jutsu at the opponent, catching him. The boy stood there helplessly as he squirmed in place.

[Akai]

Naruto snuck up to the side of the platform, "HEY SHIKAMARU!!" He waved at him.

Jiraiya was talking with the few professors at Hogwarts, when he felt something coming. He looked off.

The Great Hall suddenly went dimmer. Naruto looked around, "What's going on? Is it night already?" Two figures leap in a window and on the platform behind Shikamaru.

"Hey, Itachi. You're right... The Nine Tail Fox is here."

"..." He just looked around.

Naruto took a stance, "Akatsuki! Shikamaru, get outta here!" He growled a little, trying to call out the Nine Tail Fox chakra. Kisame took his long blade, slashing at Naruto, taking his gathered chakra, "Nice try... You seem to forget how easily it is to take chakra from you." He gave Naruto a kick, throwing him to a wall, cracking it a little.

(Action-y enough for you?)

[HobbesI]

(Yesiree.)

Shikamaru reacted quickly, redirecting his Jutsu to Kisame.

Kisame was caught, but not for long. Itachi rushed forward, punching Shikamaru.

"Oof." Meanwhile, Shikamaru's opponent had no idea what was going on. All he knew was that the shark-man was evil. "Expelliarmus!" Kisame's sword flew far, as he looked around from the source of the yellow beam that had disarmed him.

Shikamaru had the wind knocked out of him, but was still up. Itatchi had turned to Naruto now, quickly plucking a Kunai Knife from the wall and throwing it at Naruto.

The students were running around madly, trying to escape from the mayham.

[Akai]

Naruto had been focusing his chakra for a while, creating a swirly blue-white orb. He avoided the knife, running to Itachi, "RASENGA-..." Itachi flashed forward, plowing a foot into Naruto's stomach, knocking the wind from him.

Snape rushed in, hearing he racket. "What's going on..." He saw the two invaders and quickly pulled his wand. "Impedimenta," He cast the spell on Itachi, who was coming in for another attack on Naruto. His ninja speed was cut down dramatically. Snape smirked a little, watching students run out, screaming some.

Kisame grabbed his sword, ran to Snape. Naruto recovered a little, running to Snape. He got in front of him, "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" In a puff of smoke, six more Narutos appeared. Each of them took a kunai knife. "Ready?" "Ready!" They said in unison. Each one ran for Kisame. The sharkman grinned, taking his long sword, making one swift circle with it, destroying each clone and throwing the real Naruto against a wall, cracking it a little. Kisame laughed, looking to Snape. He gripped his sword and ran for him.

[HobbesI]

Lupin had just walked into the room, wanting to watch some Dueling after getting bored. As he entered, he was interrupted by a knife rushing past him. Lupin quickly reacted to the mayhem inside, whipping out his wand.

"Stupify", he said. The spell rocketed towards Kisame. But, Kisame parried the spell with his sword, which ate up the spell. What? He has an enchanted sword...

Shikamaru jumped up, laying an explosive near Itatchi. He quickly moved back, sending out his shadow possesion jutsu, trying to keep Itatchi near the explosive. While it burned, Lupin was still launching spells at Kisame. Kisame was absorbing these attacks effectivly with his Sword.

A Jelly-Legs hex finally scraped Kisame's body as one of his legs suddenly became limp.

[Akai]

Itachi narrows his eyes, scanning over Lupin. He appears near Kisame, bracing him up, "I've seen enough. Let's go." Kisame nodded, "Right." The two of them disappeared in a puff of smoke. Jiraiya came in right after they left. "I just missed them..." He looked to Naruto, moving to him, "You going to be okay?" Naruto grinned, "I'm fine. That was nothing." Naruto slowly got up, going to Shikamaru. "Hey... Are you ok? What were they doing here?"

[HobbesI]

Shikamaru quickly stopped the explosive, and faced Naruto.

"I don't know. But wherever we are, this is nowhere near the leaf village. We've been transported here somehow... But these people seem to be on our side, so lets keep it that way. Itatchi said something about the nine-tailed fox inside you. He must be looking for it..."

As Lupin and Snape calmed the students down, Shikamaru was thinking of a way to get back to the Leaf Village and away from Itatchi.

"How did we get here anyways? All I remember was a man giving me some green liquid. How did you get here? Oh, yeah and Jiriaya too", said Shikamaru, finally noticing him.

[Akai]

"Naruto broke something." Jiraiya looked at them. Naruto turned to him, "Did not!" The two of them argued on it, coming face to face. Snape cleared his throat coming to Shikamaru. "You seem to have known those two... correct?" Lupin was soon by his side. "Yes. Tell us all you know. They are a threat now."

[HobbesI]

"The shark-man's name is Kisame, and the other one is Itatchi. They are part of the Akatsuki, an organization. They seem to be after an source of energy Naruto-" Shikamaru pointed to Naruto "-the Nine-Tailed Foxes' chakura. Kisame's sword can absorb chakura and those bolts you shoot out of those stick things, it seems. These two will stop at nothing to get what they want."

"What is the 'Chakura' you talk about?"

"It's a form of energy inside of all of our bodies. It seems that you people use it to send out energy out of your sticks. I think that they will come back again soon. You should prepare your students be ready to defend themselves against these people."

"Okay." Lupin turned to Snape, telling him to gather up the students for an announcement in the great hall.

[Akai]

Snape ignored Lupin's request, grabbing Shikamaru by the arm and pulling him away, taking him off to his office in the dungeons.

[HobbesI]

"Now where are you taking me?" said Shikamaru.
"To my office."

Everyone seems to be dragging me around today. This whole thing is such a drag...

Lupin had started gathering students, telling them to report to the great hall. He had trouble actually finding them, which was slowing him down.

[Akai]

Snape pulls Shikamaru into his office, shoving him in a chair after magically locking the door. He goes to his desk, digging in the drawers, pulling out a few pages of parchment, a quill and some ink. "Now... it seems odd to me that you and your two friends would show up out of nowhere, and then Hogwarts is attacked. There seems to be a connection, and I am going to find out what. Tell me everything..." Snape set the quill on the paper, balancing it in place and tapping it in his wand. "Let's start with names... Yours?" The quill quickly scratched away on the parchment.

[HobbesI]

"If your thinking that we're in league with those two, then your wrong. My name is Shikamaru. The other kid I'm with- Naruto, we're here by accident. He's also with Jiraiya, the white-haired one. We are no threat to you people."

[Akai]

"Shika... Shikama... Whatever, I never thought you were connected with them... I do now." He took his wand, rolling it in his fingers, "You come out of nowhere and are attacked, threatening the students here. You're lucky this is just a small fraction of the students for this ridiculous program, or the three of you will be off to Azkaban!"

[HobbesI]

"Azkaban? Anyways, I see your problem here. Us being at your school is a threat to your students. But we both have the same goal. To get Naruto and I out of this place. We have to find a way to get back to where we live. If we go back, Itatchi and Kisame will probably follow and never come back to your school again. But the problem is that we have no idea how we got here are how to get back."

[Akai]

Snape circled around Shikamaru, thinking, "Why should I believe you? You bring in strange weapons. You are much too young to be strutting around with such things." He looked to the door, flicking his wand. The door slammed and locked itself. Snape flicked to Shikamaru in he chair, who quickly turned to Snape. "Incareous." Ropes shot out, binding Shikamaru to the chair. Snape went to him, getting uncomfortably close. "You best start telling me everything willingly, or else we'll be down here for a long time."

[HobbesI]

"I told you before, I'm telling the truth. Even if you make me drink some Truth Serum, and I'll just repeat what I said before! I am not your enemy. Neither is Naruto." Shikamaru was struggling from the tightness of the ropes.

This guy isn't beliving a thing I say. He probably won't be letting me out anytime soon.

[Akai]

Lupin walked in, "There you are..." He sees Shikamaru, "Severus. I warned you about using magic on students!"

"This is not a student."

Lupin sighed, "If I checked him for Dark Magic, will you release him?"

"...I suppose. I want you to check the other two as well."

He nodded and cut Shikamaru's ropes, "Come with me."

[HobbesI]

Shikamaru followed Lupin, glad that he was out of the ropes. Lupin led him outside of the Dungeons. Lupin waved his wand, checking Shikamaru Dark Magic.

"I must have you remove all of your weapons." Before Shikamaru could reach to take them out himself, Lupin waved his wand once again, his items flying out of his pockets, cluttering to the floor.

[Akai]

Lupin picked up various items. He looked over a Kunai knife, "Interesting..." He picked up some other items, looking them over, "Why would someone your age carry these things? They don't seem Dark..." He looked at scroll.

[HobbesI]

"Where we come from, things are... different. People our age are trained to defend ourselves from threats, such as Itatchi and Kisame. You saw them before. Just don't set the slip of paper on fire."

[Akai]

He looked at it, "On fire? Why not? I want to know everything. How different are you and I? You don't seemed phased at all of our world."

[HobbesI]

"Because it's an explosive. I wouldn't want that to go off right now. The ingredients that they make the paper out of make it explode from contact with fire. If you want an demonstration, you'll need to contain it somehow."

[Akai]

Lupin smiled, "Well. Let's do something... fun. You go find your two friends. I'll go find my two friends. We can meet up, go off somewhere safe, and you three can show us everything you've got. This is an excellent learning excerise. What do you say?"

[HobbesI]

"Um, sure. But what are those sticks you carry around for? You seem to be focusing some energy through them... Anyways, I'll go get Naruto and Jiraiya."

Shikamaru walked off to the great hall where Naruto and Jiraiya were still waiting.

"Hey, you two. The other guy wants us to come with him."

[Akai]

Naruto looked at Shikamaru. "Other guy?... Fine. If it'll get me away from this geezer." A fist grinds into Naruto's skull, "Who ya callin' old, you little brat?" Jiraiya turns his hand. Naruto whines a little.

Snape was in his office, still angry that Lupin stole Shikamaru from him. Lupin walked in, "Well, well. What's wrong with you?" Snape turned, nostrils a-flare. He spoke low, "You know perfectly well, Remus. You think everyone is so innocent. I don't trust them." Lupin scoffed, "You have problems with that. I set up a demostration. Come along. We need to find the Headmaster." Snape thought for a moment, "Very well... But one wrong move by them, and I'll have to act." He rushed past Lupin, who found this amusing.

[HobbesI]

"Sorry Naruto, but Jiraiya must come too. You know, we never found out their names. Maybe we can ask them when they come back. Oh yes, and Naruto, don't get the hook-nosed one mad. He seems more hostile then the other one."

[Akai]

Naruto grinned, "Don't worry.... I think I know what to do about that." He chuckles a little, running off. Jiraiya walked after him, "We better follow him. He's planning something stupid, I just know it." He started to run.

Dumbledore was found, leading the group to the open courtyard. Snape had his wand out, rolling it nervously in his fingers, ready to hex. Lupin sighed, checking out the slightly setting sun and the already present moon. "Where did the day go?" Lupin started. Snape looked at him, "Shut it. This is not the time." Dumbledore walked around a little, turning to the others, "Severus, calm down. This is all for research. Maybe if we're nice to them, they will return it." Snape nodded a little, but still on edge from the encounter.

"I see them!" Naruto pointed, yelling out, running along the walls. Jiraiya groaned, "Subtle, isn't he? Why can't he learn self-control?"

[HobbesI]

Shikamaru was running along with Jiraiya, trying to catch up with NAruto.

"Why can't he stay calm for just one minute? If he gets that man mad, then he'll get himslef killed..." Shikamaru had caught up to Naruto, seeing Snape, Lupin, and Dumbledore outside.

[Akai]

Naruto's smile only gets bigger, going up to Snape, "Hey, old man!" Jiraiya slaps a hand to his face, "...Here is comes."

Lupin stiffles laughter, looking away. Dumbledore found this funny as well.

[HobbesI]

"Don't listen to Naruto here. Anyways, we're ready. But first, who are you three? We don't even know your names, and I've never seen him." Shikamaru pointed to Dumbledore."

[Akai]

(Could have played Snape. >_>;; )

Naruto did a few hand signs.

Dumbledore stepped forward, "That was a little rude of us. You are at Hogwarts. I am the Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore."

Naruto was distracted, "Dumbledore!? Wha-hahahaha!"

[HobbesI]

"Boy, has anyone ever taught you to respect your elders? Anyways I am Severus Snape, and that other man I'm with is Remus Lupin. We should start the demonstrations now", Snape said, cutting through Naruto's laughter.

"Okay then... Naruto, these people want to see everything that we can do. I'll start... Naruto, hold still." Shikamaru made a hand sign, shooting the shadow possesion jutsu at Naruto. It was fairly week because of the setting sun, but found its target. Shikamaru walked around, doing some movements, with Naruto copying him.

"The Imperius Curse! Remus, can you not see this?" Snape said.

"Severus, this is not the Imperius Curse, if you look closely. He cannot control the victim's movements by thought alone. The opponent does whatever the sender does... Interesting."

[Akai]

"Let me go! Shikamaru! Use Pervy Sage next time!" Naruto yelled, moving on his own a little. Jiraiya laughed, "Good job, Shikamaru! Keep it up!"

[HobbesI]

"I can't. The sun is setting. I won't be able to use it anymore." Shikamaru released his Jutsu as the sun fell and there were no more shadows to feul his Jutsu.

"There's one thing. Now, I'd show you another one, but I can't, because it would involve hurting my friend here, and I can't use it with the sun out. But what was that Imperius Curse you were blabbing about? That was the Shadow Possesion Jutsu, not some Imperius Curse."

[Akai]

Naruto was glad to be free from the jutsu. He ran to Snape, "Ok. My turn. Check this out." He did a few quick hand signals, burst into a puff of smoke and revealed himself under the Sexy Jutsu. Jiraiya's jaw dropped, "Oh, yeeeeaaahhh! That's what I'm talking about!"

[HobbesI]

Snape stood there, frozen, eye twitching as the transformed Naruto stood in front of him.

"Naruto, They want to see your battle techniques, not your Sexy Jutsu!"

[Akai]

"Battle technique? Right! Harem Jutsu!" The one sexy Naruto transformed into hundreds, each one in his own sexy pose, speaking in unison. "How's this?"

"Perfect! I love it! Yesss!!!" Jiraiya yelled.

[HobbesI]

Shikamaru moaned as Snape was frozen as stiff as a plank as he watched the Narutos all over the feild. Lupin was looking the same. It seemed like that Shikamaru and Dumbledore were the only ones that were not caught by the trance.

"That's not what I meant... Oh, what's the point?" Shikamaru ran through the crowd of Narutos, punching the fakes, making them dissapear in a poof. When his punch connected with the real Naruto, the fakes poofed away.

"They want to see something like your Rasengan or Shadow Clone Jutsu. Not your Sexy Jutsu... even though Jiraiya might."

[Akai]

Jiraiya moaned, "Shikamaru... How could you..." Dumbledore walked up to Naruto as he lay on the ground, "That is really impressive, young man." Naruto looked up at him, "Yeah, so? What can you do?" Dumbledore smiled, "Well... How about I let the real Professors show you a thing or two?" He looked back, "Remus, would you like to show them a little something?" Snape stepped forward, "Headmaster, how can you act so calm? He just duplicated himself. He can easily outnumber us!"

[HobbesI]

"Severus, calm down. These three don't seem to be our enemies. Anyways, on to our wands. These wands we carry around have a magical property inside them, it could be a unicorn's hair, or a dragon's heartstring. By uttering certain incantations, we can minipulate energy to do things. For examle... Avis." Birds flew out of the tip of Lupin's wand.

Shikamaru was very fascinated how a stick with some animal's body part inside it could produce such energy. "It does not seem like how you cast your... spells, is as same as how we do our Jutsus."

[Akai]

"You want an animal, eh?" Naruto bit his thumb going a few quick signals, and slamming his open palm to the ground. A small frog appears, soon disappearing. "Wha?" Jiraiya walked up, "Your previous battle, remember? You used up to much chakra to keep him. I, however..." He smiled, cutting his thumb a little. He copied Naruto's signals, slamming his hand to the ground, producing a huge toad, Gamabunta. The toad looked down. "Hmph. I hate when you call me... This better be good..."

"Calm down, Gamabunta." Jiraiya jumped to the toad's head. Naruto grinned, "Gamabunta! Hey!" The toad looked to Naruto, "Kid..." He grumbled.

[HobbesI]

Lupin was rather startled by the big frog. While he eyed it, Dumbledore had started taking notes.

"How do you produce these giant frogs?" asked Lupin.

"Well, Jiraiya here isn't exactly making these frogs out of thin air. This Jutsu that he uses just summons his companion - the frog, to help him fight. Everyone has a different creature that they summon. But Naruto here isn't so trained in this. He can't seem to get it right every time..." Shikmaru explained.

[Akai]

Naruto glared a look at Shikamaru, "I can so do it right! Wait until my chakra comes back!" Gamabunta also glared at Shikamaru, ramming him with his mighty tongue, "I'm a toad, you little brat. Get it right." Jiraiya hit Gamabunta on the head a few times, "Act nice." Gamabunt a growled a little. Naruto crossed his arm, "...Man, I'm hungry." Jiraiya looked at him, "Yeah, now that you mention it, I am a little myself." He jumped off Gamabunta. "So... are there any hot babes around here? I have a lot of money..." "MY MONEY!" Naruto interrupted. Jiraiya kicked him back, "As I was saying, I have a lot of money, so... It'll be might treat." Gamabunta hmphed, "Jaraiya... call me back when there's something to do." He poofed away.

[HobbesI]

"Naruto, we're all hungry. But right now, why won't you show these people something that they'll find intresting, and not a tadpole. Maybe your Rasengan?"

"Rasengan? That sounds dangerous. Sir, are you sure that these people are not going to attack us? They seem to have numerous abilities..." Snape started.

"Stop being so Paranoid Snape. But what about that other man? Kiss-aim-ay?" Lupin asked.

"Kisame."

"Ah, yes. Well, his odd-looking sword seemed to be engulfing every spell I sent at him. What is that sword he's got made out of?"

"Well, normally, his sword absorbs our Chakura, which is what lets us do these Jutsus. But it seems like that his sword can absorb other things, like your spell energy. It's rather odd. I've never seen it eat up any other type of energy besides Chakura."

[Akai]

Jiraiya crossed his arms, "Unfortunatly, if Itachi and Kisame were here, that probably means that the entire Akatsuki knows our location. I'm not sure if they'll send a full invasion force, since I really don't think Naruto is their target."

"Whaddya mean I'm no the target?! Remember when they almost kidnapped me, threatening the hack off my arms and legs, remember that?!" Naruto shouted.

"Calm down. I'm trying to think... Why would they come here to begin with..." He walked off, thinking.

Dumbledore followed after Jiraiya, stopping to turn to Snape and Lupin, "Take these two and learn more from them... Give them something to eat in private." He continued after Jiraiya.

Naruto grumbled, "Aw. We always get stuck with these two. I find it insulting,"

Snape came up behind Naruto, grabbing his arm, "Come with me..." He looked to Lupin, "Well, grab the other one. We can take them to your office this time. You can check them for Dark magic again."

[HobbesI]

Lupin grabbed Shikamaru by the arm, pulling him back inside to the castle and into his office with Snape following behind him.

"Well, I don't think I have any real food here, but I do have a few Chocolate Frogs." Lupin said, looking in his cupboards.

"What? You people eat Chocolate covered frogs?!?" Shikamaru said.

"Of course not! These are just chocolates shaped like frogs... but don't let them get away. They're enchanted to act like real frogs..." Lupin handed one to Naruto and another to Shikamaru. Shikamaru opened his, clutching the squirming frog in his hand. He looked in the back of the box, seeing a picture of Dumbledore on a card.

"Hey, there's the guy we were just with..." Shikamaru popped the frog in his mouth, feeling rather strange as the enchanted frog squirmed until he bit it.

[Akai]

Naruto opened his, flailing about trying to catch his frog, He bumped into a few things, knocking things off. Lupin caught the falling objects with a spell. "Please calm down. Have a seat." Snape pulled his wand, summoning a large platter of sandwiches and two goblets of pumpkin juice. "Here. Hopefully a few sandwiches won't cause you or any other object harm." Naruto growled, taking a sandwich and eating it.

[HobbesI]

Shikamaru also took a sandwich, taking a bite.

"Okay, so, would you like to see more of what we can do?"

"Sure" Lupin replied.

Shikamaru put down his sandwich and focused his Chakura to his feet. He took a running start and walked up one of the office's walls, then back down.

"Amazing..." Lupin said to himself as he watched Shikamaru go up and down. He cleaned the shoe prints with a wave of his wand. "Is there anything else you can do with your feet?"

"Well, we can walk and water, but there isn't any around here, so I don't think that it can be demonstrated."

[Akai]

Naruto ignored them, eating on the sandwiches. He took yet another, making it his 10th, jumping back, "Wha!? I just took one, and another appeared in it's place!"

Lupin laughed, "Yes. The platter magically replenishes itself, as well as your cups. It's rather fun trying to race it." Snape sighed, "Don't give them any ideas."

[HobbesI]

"Where does all of this food come from?"

"Oh, little elves who work in the kitchen underground. We can show you if you want."

"Eh... no thanks." Shikamaru suddenly had a thought of little elves wearing bobble hats, singing songs, working in a kitchen with a huge oven. He shook the image from his head as he finished his sandwich.

(You can't make food with magic...)

[Akai]

Naruto looked up, "Hey. We've showed you a lot. Time for you to show something in return."

Snape looked at Lupin, "I'm afraid Professor Lupin will have you play show and tell with you. I deal in potions."

Naruto smiled, "Oh. So you can't do what he can. You're weak or something."

"Take that back! I am not weak!"

"Weak! Weak! Weak!"

Snape shook with anger, "Imperio! Dance!"

Naruto lifted from his seat, dancing around, following Snape's wand perfectly. "How's that for weak, child?" Snape smirked.

[HobbesI]

"Hey, that's kind of like my jutsu without the mimicing", Shikamaru said, fascinated by the spell.

"Snape! No magic on students! And a unforgivable curse? Expelliarmus! Accio Wand!" Snape's wand flew out of his hand and zoomed into Lupin's Naruto stopped dancing.

[Akai]

"Remus! I didn't harm him. He called me weak." He gave a look to Lupin.

Naruto fell to the ground, sitting, "Wow... Now I know why I don't dance." He rubbed his legs.

[HobbesI]

"That's still no reason to use an Unforgivable Curse on someone!"

"Naruto, see what I mean by not getting this guy mad?" Shikamaru said.

[Akai]

Naurto leaned to Shikamaru, whispering, "I say we run for it."

Snape want to Lupin, "Give me back my wand. They are not students, they are invaders, and if what they say is true, I will need my wand for protection."

[HobbesI]

"Fine. Just don't use it on these two anymore. You must endure their annoyance... no matter how strong it is." Lupin handed Snape's wand back to him.

"I'm not sure if we should of not. It seems like that the hook-nosed one - snape, is rather hostile. But the other two don't seem to be threatening us at all."

[Akai]

"...I know. Hey. If I do my sexy jutsu, maybe I can distract them enough so you can run. I'll catch up." Naruto whispered.

Snape looked at him, "What are you whispering about?"

"Oh... nothing." He grinned, winking at Shikamaru.

[HobbesI]

"Well, okay. But don't we have to go get Jiraiya first?" Shikamaru asked.

Snape was starting to look at Shikamaru and Naruto, seeing them whisper to each other, while Lupin kept on talking about not using magic on students.

[Akai]

"Remus," Snape said, walking out, "Why don't you enlighten our new students with a brief explanation as to what you really are. It would be ashame if they found you like that and killed you. Explain those scratches on your face."

Naruto looked up, "Explain what? Is he some kind of monster?"

[HobbesI]

"Um... uh, well..." Lupin started to stutter.

"What kind of monster are you? Are you even human?" Shikamaru started to stutter.

"Have you ever heard of werewolves? Well, that's... kind of what I am. Every full moon, I lose control of my body and prey on humans. But, this is when I drink my potion, which lets me stay controled ain a secluded area."

[Akai]

"A werewolf?! That is so cool. Transform right now!" Naruto blurted out.

"Hard of hearing?" Snape muttered, "He needs a full moon."

"Hmph. That's a pretty stupid skill. You can only use it once a month." Naruto crossed his arms.

"It's not a skill... and I don't 'use' it." Lupin said.

Snape smirked, "If it weren't for me, he'd me another mindless animal for a few nights."

[HobbesI]

"Naruto... stop being distracted" Shikamaru whispered to him. "Start the plan to escape now. We can pick up Jiraiya on the way wherever he is. We should be able to find him. I'll stop Snape... and you do your Jutsu to distract Lupin."

[Akai]

Naruto nodded, "Right. Let's go. Sexy Jutsu!" With a puff of smoke, Naruto transformed into his sext self. Snape jumped back, taking aim at Naruto. "Put some clothes on!" He tried not to look at him.

[HobbesI]

Shikamaru made a hand sign, producing his shadow possesion jutsu. The black jet shot out at snape and caught him. Shikamaru walked to his right and punched a few times. Snape copied, but when he punched, his punches hit Lupin.

"Ow! Snape, why arey you punching me?" Lupin winced.

"I'm not trying to. That Shika- Shika- Shikamaru! Yeah, that boy's making me do it." Shikamaru opened the door and ran outside. Unfortunately for snape, he copied Shikamaru, and ran straight into the wall.

[Akai]

Naruto winced a little, knowing how painful that was from the sound. He followed Shikamaru out, "I think you over did it. Now they can say that we attacked. We have to find Jiraiya and get out of here fast!"

Lupin help his nose, stopping the blood, glacing to Snape, "You okay?"

"I'm alive... Those two will pay. When I get my hands on them, I will make them suffer, and don't you dare try to stop me."

[HobbesI]

"Well, I had to slow the other one down... Anyways, do you know where Jiraiya might be?
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"Snape, remember, we only need to restrain them. Don't go crazy." Snape ran out the door, and headed down the hallway after Naruto and Shikamaru.

[Akai]

"I cannot promise anything... A little Imperious curse, slamming Shika-whoever into a wall may calm me down," He smiled, thinking evil thought of torture.

Naruto stopped, "Wait. He's with that old man. But where could they be...?" He looked around, "Hmm. I know. That big hall where they serve food. If I not Pervy Sage, he's there, probably with a lot of women." He grinned, giving a thumbs up, running to the Great Hall.

[HobbesI]

Shikamaru turned a corner to see a complex of floating staircases.

"Which one leads to which? How do these even work?" A staircase floated over to where Shikamaru and Naruto were. Shikamaru started walking down the staircase.

[Akai]

Naruto growled, "Come on. Follow me." He jumped to the railing of a staircase, continuing jumping until his nose caught something. He stopped, changing direction. "That's food! I know where to go now! Yippee!" He jumped, hurrying after the smell. Soon Naruto stood in the door of the Great Hall. His eye was twitching, seeing Jiraiya eating and laughing, as Dumbledore sat and listened.

[HobbesI]

Shikamaru followed Naruto quickly, eventually also appearing in the great hall, seeing Jiraiya and Dumbledore. Shikamaru walked up to them.

"Jiraiya, I think it's time we should go."

"Ah... Hello." Dumbledore started. "Where are Snape and Lupin?"

Snape had just reached the labryinth of stairs in time to see Shikamaru and Naruto hop their way to the great hall. He walked down the staircases quickly, but the staircases didn't float to him fast enough. Snape was getting increasingly frustrated.

[Akai]

Snape let out a low growl, jumping and magically cushioning his fall. He stroll up behind the two ninja, pointing his wand at them, "Incareous!" Rope shot out, binding the two ninja tightly. He looked up, "Headmaster, these two are dangerous. One cast Imperious on me and forced me to punch Remus, and allowed me to run head first into a wall." He pushed back some hair from his face, showing a rather large bruise already forming.

Jiraiya stood up, "Naruto, I expected that from you, but Shikamaru... I was sure you were taught better..."

[HobbesI]

"What are you talking about severus? These two don't even have any wands. How could they cast the Imperius curse on you?" Dumbledore said.

"Sorry Jiraiya, but this one was rather... impulsive. Ask Naruto."

[Akai]

"I do not know how, sir, but I can tell you I did not choose to strike Remus or cause harm to myself. You can have Remus tell you the same thing." Snape hissed.

Naruto struggled, "Sorry, Sensei. All I did was a Sexy Jutsu. Shikamaru was the one hurting everyone."

[HobbesI]

"Well, we had to get out of that place but-"

"Silence!" yelled Snape, tightening the ropes that binded Shikamaru and Naruto. "Albus, what about this one? Are you sure he isn't hostile like these two? I don't think we've even had him checked for dark magic! He could be hiding something..."

"Severus, this man is very friendly. I have been speaking to him for the past moments until you three interrupted us."

[Akai]

Naruto groaned, "Come on! Let us go!"

Jiraiya got up, walking to Snape. He looked down at him, thanks to his shoes, "They mean you no harm. They're only kids." He looked at them, "Stupid kids...."

"Who ya calling stupid!?" Naruto struggled.

[HobbesI]

"These kids do mean us harm. One of them's constantly insulting me, and has no manners, and the other one is bodily harming me with the Imperius curse!"

"You know, you were the one that used this Imperius curse thing on Naruto."

"Quiet! Or I'll tighten those ropes even more!"

"Severus, calm down. I haven't seen a thing wrong with any of these three" Dumbledore said.

[Akai]

Snape narrowed his eyes, "I'm trying to stop anything seriously bad happening. Just wait until Remus gets up here. He can vouch for me and prove they are evil."

Lupin walked in, "Talking about me." He had a bloody hankerchief under his nose, trying to stop it from bleeding.

"You see, Headmaster. This is their doing. I suggest locking them up, or even Azkaban."

[HobbesI]

"Hmm... I see that you are right about the punching. But has anyone really gone to Azkaban from punching someone?"

"They can be from using the Imperius Curse!" Snape replied.

"Severus, that is not the Imperius Curse. It's very different. It can only function when there is light out, and the controller does not have as much control as the Imperius Curse. It merely forces you to copy the user."

[Akai]

Snape turned to Lupin, "So no punishment? We should allow them to go free and risk the students to become experiements for these hooligans?" He turned to Dumbledore, "May I suggest lines?"

[HobbesI]

"Lines? That sounds like a good idea... Jiraiya, what do you think about this?"

"Ugh... sitting in a stuffy room writing lines all day? That sounds like a drag."

[Akai]

Jiraiya looked at Naruto. "I don't know... Can Naruto even spell?"

"I can spell!" He growled.

"Then it's settled. Lines it is. Have fun." Jiraiya smiled.

Snape smirked, "Let's see you use those hands of yours after I'm through with you." He spoke low, only to Naruto and Shikamaru. He flicked his wand, "Be in my office at six. You have an hour to eat." He walked off.

[HobbesI]

I have a bad feeling about this... Jiraiya and Dumbledore returned to their conversation as Shikamaru found somewhere to sit.

[Akai]

Naruto sat beside Shikamaru, "Man. Lines... I can't believe this, but I guess it's a lot better than the ninja school's punishments, right?" He laughed a little.

Lupin walked up to them, "I would also like to see you for detention." He shifted the hankerchief around. "You can come the following night."

[HobbesI]

"...at seven." Lupin finished, then walked away.

Shikamaru looked at the rows of seemingly endless food on the tables. "Naruto, do you think that this food really does come from elves in the basement?"

[Akai]

"I guess... but I see no Ramen. What gives!" He looked at Shikamaru, taking a chicken leg, "Why did you have to punch that guy? He saved my from that other one and his 'Impersonating' curse."

[HobbesI]

"He would have stopped us..." Shikamaru took a sip of pumpkin juice. "Have you ever done lines before? I have... they're extremely boring. You just sit in a room, writing down the same thing over and over again until you get a hand cramp.

[Akai]

"Nope. But I got an idea that'll help me," Naruto happliy ate his food, stuffing his face until he was almost in a coma.

[HobbesI]

Shikamaru continued his eating, but could not shake the thought out of his head that something was wrong about the punishment they had gotten. It seemed as if Snape was hiding a bigger punishment just waiting for them.

[Akai]

Naruto let out a little belch, "Well... I guess we better get this over with. With our skills, this should be easy."

[HobbesI]

"Yeah... It's almost six already..." Shikamaru said, looking at a clock on the wall.

I wonder if Naruto really can spell... Shikamaru thought as he got up.

[Akai]

He got up, and walked out, "Hm. Where did this guy say to meet him?" He scratched his head, walking around.

[HobbesI]

"His office. I know where it is... He abducted me to it a time before. Follow me." Shikamaru walked down a narrow hallway and down the stairs to enter the dungeons. Shikamaru pointed to the third door on the left. "That's his office."

[Akai]

Naruto ran past Shikamaru, kicking the door open, "Hey, old man! We're here!"

Snape looked up, his eyes fulls of rage, "Such rude behavior... Sit down."

Naruto walked in, looking around, "Man, what a dump."

[HobbesI]

Shikamaru followed Naruto in, sitting down. "You have a lot of... vials." Shikamaru said, looking at the assortment of potions lined up along shelves.

"They are potions. I have said before, I deal with potions."

"So, do we start on our lines now?"

[Akai]

Snape flicked his wand, moving the chairs fast and scooping up Naruto and Shikamaru. The chair shoved close to the desks, locking into place, trapping the two boys. Snape went to them, leaning on the desk, looking at them, "Comfortable?" He pointed his wand at Shikamaru, "Redimio, wrists." Straps shot out, wrapping tightly around Shikmaru's wrists and pulling them to the chair's arms. Snape did the same to Naruto, laughing a little, "Try doing those hand tricks now."

[HobbesI]

"Now what are you going to us? Force us to write lines with our mouths?" Shikamaru sturggled to get free but the straps wouldn't budge. He was defensless strapped to the chair.

[Akai]

Snape grinned, "That's a very clever idea. That would be entertaining to see."

[HobbesI]

Snape stuck a quill in Shikamaru and Naruto's mouths and put a sheet of parchment in front of them. "Try writing 'I will respect my elders' ten times like that.

Shikamaru struggled to even make the I as he squirmed in his chair.

[Akai]

Naruto spat the quill out, "Let us go, old man. We don't have time for this!" Naruto struggled to get free.

[HobbesI]

"Ah, would you like to do something else? Perhaps... be turned into a Turtle?"

Shikamaru spat out his quill as he thought of ideas to get himself free.

[Akai]

"What?! A turtle?!" He thrashed, trying to break the straps. "Shikamaru, do something!"

[HobbesI]

As Shikamaru was thinking, he thought up of something. He had remembered that Lupin had not taken his explosives yet... All he needed was something hot.

"So, Snape, that is your name right? Why don't you show us some... fire."

"Why would I do that?"

"Well, all of the magicians I've heard of can produce this stuff. It's what they use as a weapon."

"Preposterous. Where did you learn this from? Probably some old hobo who knows nothing about magic and hasn't even ever met a Wizard."

"Well... If you can't produce it, then Naruto is right. You are a weak, puny wizard."

"Keep quiet, boy! I could set you on fire right now... But, Lupin and Dumbledore want you out relativley unharmed..."

[Akai]

"Relatively unharmed...? What does that mean?"

Snape looked down at him, "Just keep quiet, or I'll make the remaining hours of this detention so uncomfortable for you." He walked of a little, calling a few books to him, landing them on his desk.

[HobbesI]

"So what are we supposed to do here? Sit here and watch you read?"

"That's the main idea. Unless you would like to sit there as a turtle, you should keep quiet."

[Akai]

Naruto's eyes twitched, "Aw, man.... This is so boring. I wish I knew some one-handed jutsu..."

Snape sat down, opening a book, flipping over a few pages, hovering it around him, as he looked through another one.

[HobbesI]

"Too bad we never got to learn them..."

"Have you two ever been silent for five minutes in a row?"

[Akai]

"Have you ever been not stupid for one?" Naruto growled back at him.

[HobbesI]

"One more retort and I really will transfigure you into a turtle."

"What is it with you and turtles?"

"Well.. I.. um... Never actually took Muggle Studies, and have heard about these things from the students. Because you two are not really Wizards, that is something that you will know. Unless you want to be a Flobberworm, that is..."

[Akai]

"What's a Muggle?"

"A Muggle, is someone who has no magical power... I really don't know if you could qualify for an actual Muggle, since you seem to have some sort of ... skills that exceed a normal Muggle. I'll transfigure you into something, let's have it at that!"

Naruto looked at Shikamaru, "This guy is insane..."

[HobbesI]

"Yeah, I know..."

"Don't belive me? Well, I'll show you." Snape waved his wand, transforming the book on his desk into a miniture flobberworm, which walked around for a few seconds, looking around.

"What is that? It look strange..."

[Akai]

Snape waved his wand, turning the worm back into a book, "Well, now... If I free up one hand, will you do your lines? Any funny stuff, and I will transfigure you into something."

Lupin walked in, "You know you can't do that."

Snape grumbled, "Get out, Remus. These two are mine now!"

Naruto glanced at Lupin, "Hey! Help! He's got us straped to these chairs!"

"Silence!" He glared at Naruto, looking back to Lupin, "I am not harming them. I'm teaching them a lesson."

[HobbesI]

"Remus... you can have them after."

"Fine. We'll write if you free up one of our hands."

Snape flicked his wand, opening one of the restraints on Naruto and Shikamaru's chairs. A piece of paper, quill, and ink well appeared in front of both of them.

[Akai]

Naruto grinned, quickly taking his free hand and making a Shadow-Clone Jutsu. He made his clones make a Rasengan in his free hand and smashed it down in between him and Shikamaru. With them both free, Naruto's clones vanished, "Haha, old man. You slipped up." He grinned.

Snape glared at him, gripping his wand, stopping himself from doing anything to them.

[HobbesI]

Shikamaru lit the explosive he had with one hand and dropped it. He braced himself, knowing it wasn't going to be pleasent. The paper exploded, knocking his chair to bits, and half of Snape's desk.

"Severus, you idiot! Why'd you free one of their hands?"

"How was I supposed to know? Stop them! Incarceus!" Ropes shot out at Shikamaru. He pulled out a Kunai Knife which he had taken from the ground during Lupin's dark magic search. He cut the ropes in half as they flopped on the ground, hitting Shikamaru's feet feebily.

[Akai]

Naruto laughed, "Shikamaru! Awesome move."

Snape held his wand out, "Try this out... Stupify!"

[HobbesI]

Shikamaru was hit, flying back and slamming into the wall. "Ow... that hurt..." He got up as another volley of hexes flew at him. He dodged them, wondering if there was a limit to all of these spells. "Naruto, get the wand-stick thing away from him!"

[Akai]

Naruto nodded, "Got ya..." He circled around the room, picking up speed, and running straight for Snape.

Lupin sighed, "Enough foolish behavior. Incareous!" Ropes shot out, encirlcing Naruto and crippling him to the floor. He looked to Shikamaru, "Now. Stop this."

[HobbesI]

"Fine."

"Good, now, Severus. I have come here to inform you that it is time for these two to come with me. Locomoto Ropes." Naruto floated up, following Lupin who was dragging Shikamaru along. Time flies fast in this place...

[Akai]

Snape grabbed Lupin, "Sorry, Remus, but they are mine tonight. There detention is until midnight, like I always do."

[HobbesI]

"Until midnight? So that's where all of those students go... Anyways, fine. You can keep them." He floated Naruto over to Snape and pushed Shikamaru over.

[Akai]

Snape grabbed both, smiling, "Good bye... Remus." Lupin, a little disappointed, left the room, closing the door. Snape tightened his grip on the two, "That was enough. I gave you two a change, and you destroy half of my room. You just received another detention, after Professor Lupin's."

[HobbesI]

"Ugh... these detentions are so boring... Naruto, do you think that we'll ever even find a way back to the Leaf Village? It seems like that we'll be stuck here for some time."

[Akai]

"Silence!" Snape hissed. Jiraiya walked in, "So... this is the dungeons. Not bad. I kind of like this place." He looked at Shikamaru and Naruto. "Are they giving you any trouble?"

[HobbesI]

"Of course these two are! They keep on attempting escapes... They're nothing but trouble."

[Akai]

Jiraiya smiled, "Naruto..."

"Hey! Shikamaru's doing it too!"

"Shikamaru is too smart to pull childish tricks." He grinned.

He crossed his arms, looking off angrily.

[HobbesI]

"Why are you here anyways? If your here to pick these two up, then you can't. Their childish behaviour has erned them a stay until midnight, so don't be expecting them back anytime soon."

[Akai]

"I wasn't planning on taking them. I just wanted to watch, plus I got to thinking, and you may need some help." He walked in, looking around, "We can talk. You probably want to know something about them, right?"

[HobbesI]

"Yes... I want to know why you let them run around with all of these sharp objects. They could kill someone..."

"Actually, that's what they're sort of for..."

[Akai]

"Shikamaru... This is not the time." He smiled uneasy, taking a Kunai out, holding it to Snape, "This is a Kunai knife. It's the basic tool of the ninja. We also carry throwing stars and smoke bombs. Death may be in our line of work. Once you're a ninja, it doesn't matter your age or clan. If you're weak, you will fall and die at the hand of another ninja."

[HobbesI]

"That sounds like a... intresting world you people live in. If you ever find a way to go back, then I might want to see it."

[Akai]

Naruto burst into laughter, "I can really see you as a Genin! I bet you can't even do a simple shadow clone."

Jiraiya sighed, "Didn't you have trouble with a simple shadow clone in the beginning?"

"I got better."

"And I'm sure he will as well. Once he can focus enough Chakra, he will make a good ninja."

[HobbesI]

"You mean that duplication thing you do? I could do that any day, although in a different way then you do it. If you want a demonstration, then I'll show you. You really need to teach these kids manners..."

[Akai]

Jirayah laughed, "No, no. That's okay..." He looked to Naruto and Shikamaru. "These kids do have manners, although it doesn't seem so. Both respect their elders... for the most part. It'll probably help if you knew something about each other. If you team up with strangers, it'll fall apart."

"Hey! That's what Kakashi sensei did when Sakura and I were teamed together."

"You, Sakura and Sasuke... you mean."

"Who cares about Sasuke?!"

"Naruto... You're so hopeless." He smiled.

[HobbesI]

"Who is the Sasuke? Anyways, enough of this chatter. We shall resume our detention. You two will write lines... that is what you are here for. The paper is still on... whatever there is left of my desk, so you should start writing "I shall respect my elders", and none of those 'Jutsus' you do.

[Akai]

"I'm not doing any of that. Come on, Pervy Sage, this is pointless."

"Naruto. Just think of him as your sensei."

"No way!" He crossed his arms, "All my teachers are perverts. Who knows how big a one he is."

[zaptos]

As the new kid steps in the new kid just cries and runs away, so from then on everyone called him the crying kid. After school Naruto goes up to him and asks him his real name and again the kid just cries and runs away.

[Akai]

Zaptos: You CANNOT join this RP. We're on the 17th page, you have NO idea what's going on, and I'm playing Naruto. You just ruined this RP.

[HobbesI]

Zapdos... you have to join an RP before you can post in it, and you can't really join after someone's already posted. Especially not on the seventeenth page. Next time, look for RPs that are still open for joining.

...

"What are you talking about you little rat... Is this boy talking about you?" Snape looked at Jiraiya.

[Akai]

He turned red, "Who, me? Of course not. I'm a very respectable man."

"Respectable?! You take all my money and get drunk and fondle women! If not that, then you spy on them in their bathing suits..."

He hit Naruto, sending him in the wall, "Shut up, you little brat!"

[HobbesI]

Snape cast an accusing glance at Jiraiya, before turning back to Naruto. "You'd better start doing things right here, or you'll be getting detentions every day of this week."

[Akai]

"Bring it on, old man!" Naruto yelled, "This so-called detention is nothing!"

[HobbesI]

"Oh, would you like to see more? I could do worse things to you if I wanted to. Would you like me to?"

[Akai]

Naruto went up to Snape, looking up at him, "Bring it on!"

Jiraiya sighed, "Naruto, just write the lines."

"No way! I want a challenge. I can do anthing. I'm going to become Hokage some day remember that and believe it!"

[HobbesI]

"Are you challanging me to a duel, little boy? I would gladly arrange one if you would like me to."

"This will be fun to watch" Shikamaru said to himself as he watched Snape and Naruto argue.

[Akai]

"You bet. I can duel you, no problem!"

"Are you sure about this, Naruto?"

"I am!"

"We'd better take this outside then. Come on." He walked out.

Naruto followed.

[HobbesI]

Shikamaru followed behind them. They went up the stairs and out into the dungeons and into the duel arena.

"This is where we hold all of our duels. Now, if you take your position on one side" Snape guestured to the blue circle on the right side of the arena. "and I'll take the other side." Snape walked towards the blue circle and stood still, waiting for Naruto.

[Akai]

Naruto went to the circle, "Hey, um... do we have to stay in the circle?"

"This should be interesting. Naruto's a lot better an hands-on combat. I doubt he knows any long range jutsu..." He stood near the wall, crossing his arms.

[HobbesI]

"Well, I guess his Shadow Clone Jutsu could count as a long-range as long as he stays away from his opponent, letting the clones do the work for him. This should be intresting..."

"Usually, you do, but in your case, it seems like you use melee techniques, so I will dismiss this rule. One of you down there count down from three for us."

"Three... Two... One... Zero... Start... This is such a drag..."

Snape pulled out his wand, and yelled, "Avis!" Birds erupted from the tip of his wand, and shot at Naruto.

[Akai]

Naruto stared at the birds. "Ha! Is that all?" He did a few hand signs. "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Several Narutos burst out of one, running to Snape. They all grinned, "Harem Jutsu." They army of nearly nude Naruto-babes hugged on Snape.

Jiraiya drooled a waterfall, "Good job, Naruto! Keep up the good work!!"

[HobbesI]

Snape stared at all of the shadow clones for a few seconds, then regained control of himself. "Incendio!" The clones were set on fire for a moment, and broke free from snape. "Now for you... Flipendo!" An orange blob launched itself from Snape's wand and hurtled towards Naruto.

[Akai]

Naruto was running for Snape again, but skidded to a halt as the blob hit his chest. He touched it, "Eww. Yuck! What is this stuff?"

[HobbesI]

"Hmm... it's supposed to flip you over, but I guess my wand is acting strange today... Those birds were also supposed to be more fierce. How about something else... Stupefy!" Luckily, this spell worked just fine, and shot a blue stream at Naruto.

[Akai]

Naruto looked up, just as the spell hit. He flipped over a few times and slammed into the wall. He tried to get up, but the spell crippled him for a few moments.

Jiraiya looked at Naruto, "Hmm. This guy isn't that bad. He could make a decent ninja."

[HobbesI]

"Well, according to what this guy said, it seems like everyone here can easily cast these spells of his. If that's true, then we might be coming back to the Leaf Village with a whole bunch of new Ninja. I don't think that Naruto would take this guy being a ninja well, though."

"Is this all you can do? I haven't even been hit yet. I expected your duplication... whatever you call them." Snape said.

[Akai]

Jiraiya walked out, "Ok. That's enough. I'm afraid that without proper training and preperation that you'd get hurt. Naruto, if he could get a hit in, would cause serious damage."

Naruto slowly pushed up, "No, Pervy Sage. I'm not done just yet... I let him get a few hits in. That's all..." He panted, walking a few steps and falling to his knees, still affected by the spell. "Just give me a moment... and I'll show him."

[HobbesI]

"Let me hit you? You walked straight into my spells... Anyways, I am not exactly the physical fighter. I could probably punch this boy anytime I want, but It would probably not hurt much. We Wizards are more like... ranged fighers."

[Akai]

Naruto panted, looking at him, then collapsing, "Whoa... weird. His jutsu is wierd. My body. I can't feel it."

Jiraiya went to Naruto, "Wanna call it quits?"

"No! I can't give up!"

"You can't move."

"I can still fight! Give me another chance!"

He sighed, getting up. He walked to Snape, lowering his voice, "Would you like to pause this battle? The kid wants to continue, but just can't. Let him train for a few days, and we can continue this."

[HobbesI]

"Hmm... while fighting this boy has been... pleasurable, I would like to have more of a challenge next time. You may pause this battle. Let the boy train against my spells for a few days..."

[Akai]

He smiled, "Very well. Hey, Naruto..."

He struggled to get to his feet, "No! We're not stopping. Not now." He ran a few steps and collapsed.

"Shikamaru... take Naruto away before he hurts himself."

[HobbesI]

Shikamaru sighed. "Come on Naruto, you're no chance for this guy. he would've taken you down easily if he wanted to before. Come down peacefully."

[Akai]

Naruto groaned, "No... I can still fight. Don't take me away just yet."

Jiraiya sighed, "His body's had enough, but his heart still wants to fight. Must be hard wanting to be the best... still trying to prove yourself." He looked to Snape. "Would you mind taking him and calming him down? Naruto's not exactly your average kid. He needs attention. Maybe you can calm him down enough to call off the fight. If I know him, he'll train too much and end up even worse."

[HobbesI]

"Calm him down? The most powerful psychiatrist in the world couldn't calm him down. This boy is very overactive."

Shikamaru sighed. "Naruto, come down. Or I'll be forced to use my Jutsu."

[Akai]

"Come on. I bet you don't even know his favorite food." Jiraiya grinned.

Naruto glared at Shikamaru, "Don't you touch me."

[HobbesI]

"Favorite food? Hmm... no, I wouldn't know. What is it?" asked Snape.

"Fine... this whole thing is such a drag anyways." replied Shikamaru.

[Akai]

"It's Ramen. If you decide to feed him, make sure you're prepared. That boy eats like he was starving to death." He laughed, "So, will you take him?" He looked at Naruto. "I think your last attack did a number on him. Is it suppose to last this long?"

[HobbesI]

"Hmm... I'm afraid they don't have any Ramen anywhere near here. But, I will have the house elves prepare something for him. I'll be back in a second." Snape walked away, and out of the room.

"Maybe they weren't lying about the elves under this place..." Shikamaru said.

[Akai]

Naruto pushed up, "I think it's wearing off... I can feel my legs now. That's good."

Jiraiya nodded, "Yes. It's nice to see you moving."

[HobbesI]

Snape appeared back up into the room, and soon after, a table with a bowl of ramen on top of it soon slowly appeared under Shikamaru's feet.

"What?" Shikamaru quickly jumped off, watching the table rise as if it was being pulled out from quicksand.

[Akai]

Naruto looked at the table, "Wha... Oh! That is so cool! How are you doing that?"

[HobbesI]

"I'm not. The little elves under this school are doing it. It's how food gets served around here."

[Akai]

"That is too cool." He got up, taking a few shaky steps. "Oh... Is that Ramen?"

[HobbesI]

"Yes... it is. You can have it if you agree to postpone the duel until you get some training against my spells."

[Akai]

He grabbed the bowl, scarfing it down within a few short minutes, "You got it! Can I have another bowl?" He grinned, setting the empty bowl down.

[HobbesI]

Snape stared, amazed at the empty bowl. "That was... fast. I expected you to ask for more though." Three more bowls appeared on the table. "You should start your training after that. I would like to have... more of a challenge next time."

[Akai]

Naruto laughed, "Whatever you say." He grabbed a bowl, gulping down the ramen.

Jiraiya smiled, "That's good to know. After you finish, we need to get some sleep... which reminds me, we really have no place to sleep."

[HobbesI]

"You can sleep in Ravenclaw's dormetory. There's no one there anyways. It's at the Northeast tower of the castle. There will be stairs, and the door is unlocked.

[Akai]

"Ravenclaw..." He looked to Naruto, seeing he was done, examining the table, trying to get more Ramen out. "Would you mind escorting us? I can't watch them both and Naruto seems to be his old self."

[HobbesI]

Snape sighed. "Fine. Follow me." Snape started to walk out of the room.

[Akai]

Naruto ran past them. "Northeast, right? I can find it, no problem." He got to the tower of staircases, jumping them with ease.

"Naruto, you idiot... Let's go, before he gets lost... or worse."

[HobbesI]

"Don't worry... he's on the right path." Snape led them to the northeast tower and motioned to go up the stairs. "There's where you sleep. Left side is the boy's dormetory."

[Akai]

"Boys?... so," Jiraiya grinned, looking to the left, "This side is the girl's side?"

[HobbesI]

"Yes... normally I wouldn't care which side if there were not anyone here, but the girl's side is occupied. The boy's side is not, so that is where you sleep tonight." Snape walked down the spirling steps and eventually vanished from Jiraiya and Shikamaru's views.

"Come on Jiraiya... we have to get some rest. Tomorrow, we have to help Naruto train against this... Hook-nosed guy." Shikamaru said as he walked into the boy's dormetory.

[Akai]

"Just one little peek. One peek won't hurt..." Jiraiya crept to the stairs, suddenly being thrown across the room, thanks to the spell made on the doorway to keep boys out.

Naruto laughed, "Oh! That was hilarious!"

"What... what happened?"

[HobbesI]

"Hm? Did something happen? I heard something..." said Shikamaru, peering back out of the door.