*Throw Things at a Random Person*

[Akai]

While forum hunting, I came across this game. I read a few posts and it seemed really fun. I'd like to try it here, if I can. The rules are simple: You take a random item (off the wall) and throw it at a random person, either the one before you, after you, three posts before you, anywhere... or just throw it and see who catches, or gets hit by it. I guess I'll need to start.

*Takes an orange off the wall and hurls it at the next person*

(See? It's that easy. Now the next person can let it hit and have something funny happen, or just brush it off and throw something else. I hope you enjoy this game. I seemed fun.)

[Shiny Espeon]

*orange hits eye* Oh God, it's always my eye! ;_;

*randomly takes a CD off the wall and hurls it in a random direction, because she can't see*

(great game, btw. ;))

[FreezeWarp]

And it hits me in the ear, then bounces back to hit SE.

*Throws a dust bunny*

[Blaztro]

It flops into a heap on the floor 2 inches from SR.
**Throws Fried Chicken of DOOM!**

[FreezeWarp]

It engulfs the chair next to me

*panics* *Throws another chair*.

[Shiny Espeon]

*chicken and chair come to me at the same time, forming a place for me to sit and eat chicken*

Yay! Now all I need is a table.

*throws table, hoping it comes back to me*

[Akai]

Wow... this game is goin- *hit by table*

*throws self*

[FreezeWarp]

*Moves out of the way* *Throws chair at Akai who is still being thrown*

[Akai]

Oh noes! >< *waves arms and legs wildly, sees the chairs and takes a seat, still flying in midair*

[FreezeWarp]

*Throws baseball in a random direction*

[Pokemaster]

*baseball hits me in the face*

Why you!!!

*Throws a TV at SR*

[FreezeWarp]

Hits me an knocks me unconscious, dreams about throwing tv on fire at Pokemaster.

[3speon]

-chucks pineapple at an unsuspecting Akai- Muahahaha!!! I iz evil. >:3

[FreezeWarp]

*wakes up* *flings feather at 3speon*

[Pokemaster]

*she blows it away*

*throws table to SE*

[FreezeWarp]

*She gets hit in the leg* *Throws $100 bill*

[HobbesI]

*Catches it, gets a paper cut.*

*Throws a Frisbee*

[FreezeWarp]

*Dog intercepts it* *Throws at sharp knife*

[HobbesI]

*Shaves hair*
Hey!
*Throws Wario*

[FreezeWarp]

*Gets hit by him. he ges angry, ouch...*

*Throws Wuligi*

[3speon]

-hit by Wuligi [whoever that is...]-
-chucks lamp-

[Pokemaster]

*hits my foot*

Ouch, I think you broke it.

*throws fireballs in every direction*

[3speon]

I sowwy.

-swallows fireballs- -makes crude club out of cloth and oil- -breathes on club- -flames explode all over the dang place-

[Pokemaster]

*sets room on fire*

*grabs hose and sprays everything and everyone*

[FreezeWarp]

Tries to stop arson (I think I started it with the knife)

*Throws water*

[Pokemaster]

*we finally put the fire out*

*Throws silverware at Akai*

[3speon]

-jumps in front of Akai- NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......!!!!!

-lands-

-silverware pins a stray Pikachu to the wall-

-Pikachu cusses us out in Poke-speak-

[FreezeWarp]

Throws mad pikachu at pokemaster.

[Pokemaster]

Pokéball, Go!!
*captures mad Pikachu*

*Pikachu uses Thunderbolt*

[3speon]

I wish I caught a Pokemon!

-throws open bag at Pikachu-

[Pokemaster]

*Pikachu dodges*
You thief!!!
*I throw a net on 3speon.

[3speon]

-runs away-

FINE THEN! I DIDN'T WANT THAT ANGRY WEIRDO ANYWAY!

Yes I did but don't tell anyone.

-captures an Espeon-

-throws Espeon's PokeBall- Now, Espeon! EAT THE PIKACHU!!

[Pokemaster]

"Pikachu, use Thunder!!!"

Espeon faints....

*throws a Pokéball at 3speon's Espeon.*

[3speon]

Psh. You can't do that.

-catches PokeBall-
-throws PokeBall at PokeM-
-PokeM is unconscious-

[Pokemaster]

*wakes up hours later*

Hey, Where is my Pikachu?

*chases after 3speon(where ever she may be) but first throws ice at SR*

[3speon]

-from nowhereness- I swear, I didn't take it.

-chucks acorns on an unsuspecting PokeM-

[Pokemaster]

What the?! Where are they coming from?
*peers around and finally, after minutes, finds 3speon*
I'm gonna get you!!!
*throws a frozen turkey at her*

[Kaboom]

*Spots frozen turkey flying through the air, fireballs it, it lands on the table abaondoned on Page 1, sits down and enjoys an early Christmas dinner whist fireballing Pokemaster*

[Pokemaster]

*fireballs burn my hair and skin*
OUCH!!! PUT IT OUT!!! PUT IT OUT!!!!
*Sprays Kaboom with water hose*

[3speon]

-looking down from nowhereness- Mmm... turkey... -shoots arrow with string attached at turkey- -pulls turkey to nowhereness- -eats turkey with bare hands- -throws knives at Kaboom to tack him up to the wall-

[Kaboom]

*Uses Protect*

*Throws Pokemaster at 3speon*

[Pokemaster]

Wahhh!!!!
*I get knocked into her and we both pass out*
*we dream of revenge on Kaboom*

[HobbesI]

*Throws helicopter at someone*

[Kaboom]

*Leaps skilfully into the helicopter and turns it on HobbesI, then leaps out again and expects a big explosion (might not get it though!)*

[Maj1n V01d5]

*Throws fishtank at Kaboom*

[3speon]

-throws water tower at Kaboom-

[Kaboom]

STOPPIT! No more water!

*Grabs surfboard and rides the wave, dude!*

This isn't helping me. *Throws Pikachu into water*

[Maj1n V01d5]

Yeah well that's just cheating! *Throws Pink umbrella at Kaboom and asks Pikachu to zap it for throwing him in the water*

HAHA! I am the winner you can throw what u want at me and u won't hurt me.

[Kaboom]

My surfboard is made of rubber, so I can't be zapped (otherwise throwing Pikachu into the water would have been suicidal).

*Throws aspirin at Psyko*

[Maj1n V01d5]

You missed!:p

Oh what's that white small thing??
*aspirin gets swallowed and falls asleep, dreams of caterpillers*
When he wakes up:
sees Kaboom laughing :mad: and *throws Torchic in nearby lake hoping to hit someone*:).

[Kaboom]

Hmm, not very quick-witted, are you? I'm behind you.
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No response. Hoi numskull!
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...
Still nothing. *Throws fireball*

That clears that up for now. Where did 3speon go? I had something planned for her!

[Maj1n V01d5]

You missed I teleported behind you and *throws shadow ball and hit's somebody unknown*

[Kaboom]

If that's the case, they're invisible. I'm outta here until it gets exciting again.

[The Most Awesome Jared]

lol wut?



what is this thread?


anyways *Throws a taco at the next person*

[Maj1n V01d5]

this is the thread where you have to throw a random thing at a random person 'sees taco flying towards him and avoids it' "oi i try to explain it to you and this is how you thank me!!" 'takes christmas tree and throws it at JaredvcxzV2' while saying "merry christmas"

[The Most Awesome Jared]

I figured that out a week ago...


*Dodges tree and throws nuke at next person*

[Maj1n V01d5]

oi thats not allowed!

[The Most Awesome Jared]

I don't care XD

[Maj1n V01d5]

What do you mean you don't care??

"Did you know I could create a force field inside someones body and expand it until the person explodes?"
Anyways, you forgot to throw something at someone so...

Oh boy, I forgot what I wanted to throw so...'throws flea at Kaboom'.....
Oh yeah, he's gone to pokécommunity.

Eeeeeeeerrrrrrm..

how about at Akai?

Yeah, that would work but I dunno how to aim so I hope it hits him!
'throws flea at Akai'

[HobbesI]

Ow! You hit me instead!

*Takes a hovercraft to the top of the room and drops an anvil on someone*

[Maj1n V01d5]

errrr - ow!
*throws credit card at someone*

[The Most Awesome Jared]

*Catches it*

WTF?! THERE'S NO MONEY IN IT!

*Throws it at the next person along with a pepper*

[zaptos]

*Pepper goes in mouth* *throw water in air* to hopefully go in my mouth

[Maj1n V01d5]

*uses a force field over his mouth until he goes away for water and throws it at Akai*

[Pokemaster]

*U miss Akai and the water spills on me instead*

"Aww... man.. Now i'm soaking wet!!! I'mma get you for this psyko"

*throws Snorlax at Psyko*

[zaptos]

* run away from Psyko* and throw another snorlax at Psyko.

[Maj1n V01d5]

*Snorlax took ages to arrive*

*Snorlax uses Yawn, Psyko falls asleep*
Wakes up and tries to say hello but found he was at hospital.
Snorlax comes along and says: "Terribly sorry 'bout that, would you like me to do you a favour?"
Psyko: Mmmmmmmfff... Mmmmmmmmmfffffffff.
Snorlax: Please write it down.
Written on piece of paper: Please throw YOURSELF at Pokemaster and at zaptos at the SAME TIME!!!

[Kaboom]

Kaboom reappears out of the Dark World where he's been staking out the arena. He sets the paper on fire to protect Pokemaster and uses Shadow Claw on Psyko!

[Pokemaster]

*You end up hitting me*

"Oww... Right in the eye!! How dare you do this to me?"

*Launches a pokeball at Kaboom*

"Pokeball, go, Capture Kaboom!!"

[Kaboom]

Kaboom breaks out on first try.
"You need something better than that! Much, much better!"
Kaboom uses Taunt on Pokemaster.

[Scizor-kun]

?????????????????????????
i gave no idea what is going on. i blow up.

[Pokemaster]

"If that's the way you want it Kaboom, then so be it!"
*throws a Master Ball*

"GO!!"

[Kaboom]

SLOW MOTION:

Master Ball opens.
Kaboom transforms into a beam of energy.
The Master Ball closes around the energy.
The ball shakes...
It shakes again...
And again...
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Nothing. It's stopped moving.
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Then...
BOOOOOMWHAMBLAMFOOM!
Dark Energy explodes from the Master Ball.
Kaboom emerges from the destroyed ball.
Kaboom laughs evilly, for he is in Dark Mode.
Dark Flamethrower is launched at Pokemaster!

[Pokemaster]

*Runs away from the Dark Flamethrower*

"Gahhh.. Kaboom, you will be mine!!"

*Throws indestructable Master Ball*

[Kaboom]

Indesctructibleness makes for a less precise ball. Kaboom catches it, being careful not to touch the button on the front, and throws it at Pokemaster's Flareon.

[Pokemaster]

"NO!!! BLAZE!!!"

*uses telekinesis to throw ball directly at Kaboom's heart*

[Kaboom]

Kaboom ducks. The Master Ball misses and accidentally catches a Weepinbell (seen that somewhere before!)

Kaboom uses EarthQuake! RUMBLERUMBLERUMBLERUMBLERUMBLERUMBLE!

[Pokemaster]

*Kaboom's Earthquake makes Me and Blaze fly up in the air*

"WOAH!!"

*Starts shooting Kaboom with Dark Crystals*

[Kaboom]

Thanks. More power!
Kaboom uses Sky Uppercut on Blaze!

[Pokemaster]

"Blaze, no!!!!"

*Jumps in front of Blaze*

[Kaboom]

Kaboom hits Pokemaster instead...

[RegiMaster]

*grabs a baseball bat and smashes Kaboom's head*

[Kaboom]

Kaboom used Iron Defence at the last possible instant. The bat smashes into tiny pieces.
"No sneaking up behind me!"
Kaboom delivers a stunning flying kick to Deospeon's chest.

[Pokemaster]

*gets enraged and turns into a psychic demon*

"Now you shall pay!!"

*Makes water fall from the sky*

[Kaboom]

Gets umbrella out. Throws passing Nidrina (aka Ball of Poison Spikes) at Pokemaster.

[Pokemaster]

*creates a psychic barrier around himself*

"I cannot be defeated!!"

*forces a hailstorm*

[Delibird Edgemaster]

*throws a collectible Delibird Edgemaster plushie to ~felly~,SE,and deo.*

[Delibird Edgemaster]

*throws collectible Delibird Edgemaster (speicial edition no.#2) at SE in a bag of potatos.*

[Kaboom]

Throws ball of fire at Delibird Edgemaster

[Catty]

*Throws a bag of toys at Kaboom*

"Ha, this will be fun!"

[Delibird Edgemaster]

*throws hunter kai at kaboom* Meainie im helping you on your RP.

[Pokemaster]

*Hunter Kai flies towards Kaboom at 200 miles an hour*

"Now I've got you Kaboom!!"

*Opens Master Ball as he hits the Kaboom*

[Kaboom]

*Stops time*
*Steps aside*
*Resumes time*

Everything missed. ;P
*Throws broken Master Ball back at Pokemaster*

[Pokemaster]

"Owww... that hurt!!"

*throws ineffectable aqua grenade at Kaboom*

"Let's see you avoid that, considering it's a homing grenade!!"

[Kaboom]

*Hides behind Pokemaster*
*Pokemaster takes the hit instead*
*Throws Pokemaster off cliff*

[Pokemaster]

*sprouts wings and flies back up*

"If that's the way you want to play it.."

*Enters Kaboom's mind and starts to make him go insane*

[RegiMaster]

*Throws a Meanie DEO Plushie at Kaboom*
*Throws a "Your A Great Friend" Deo Plushie at Catty*
*Throws a "Your a One of a Kind" Loveable Deo Plushie at SE*

Soon The World will be invaded with my Plushies! =3

[Kaboom]

*Punches the plushie straight back at Deospeon*
That's taken care of that!

Argh! Mind invasion! Like I care: I'm already insane!
*Pokemaster's mind is fryed by a stream of illogical logics, such as 1=2, 1/3 + 2/3 ≠ 1, and 10 - 4 = 0*
Yes, I can actually prove these, as follows:
Let x=1 and x=y.
xy = y^2
xy - x^2 = y^2 - x^2
x(y-x) = (y+x)(y-x)
x = y + x
therefore 1 = 2

1/3 = 0.33333333...
2/3 = 0.66666666...
therefore 1/3 + 2/3 = 0.99999999... ≠ 1

If there are 10 birds on a wire, and 4 fly away, how many are left?
0, becuase the others all fly away too!
Therefore, 10 - 4 = 0

[Pokemaster]

"Hahaha.. Kaboom, you are wasting your time."

*Invades the private memories inside of Kaboom's mind*
*throws fire balls at Deospeon*

[Catty]

*Catches the plushie and hugs it.*
*Turns the plushie into a ball of flame and throws it at Pokemaster*

[RegiMaster]

*Burns in Fire*

*Throws the Sun on Pokemaster*

[Pokemaster]

"AHHH!!! HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!"

*Dodges fireball and runs from the sun*

*throws the ocean of all the planets combined at Deo and Catty*

[Delibird Edgemaster]

*throws pun stick at kai*

[Kaboom]

Why do you need to invade my memories? Just read my fanfic and all my memeories are presented there! YOU are wasting your time.

*Throws salvo of fireballs at Pokemaster*

[Pokemaster]

*Sends Aqua after Kaboom*

"Aqua, hydro cannon!!!"

[Kaboom]

The fireballs hit Aqua instead... while not ver effective, they are effective enough, and Aqua is weakened to the point of not being able to use Hydro Cannon. Aqua chokes and falls faint.

*Throws more fireballs at Pokemaster*

[Pokemaster]

"Stop it Kaboom!!"

*throws water balls at Kaboom*

[Kaboom]

*Waterballs evaporate*
Stop using Water on me!!!
*Throws chair at Delibird*

[Maj1n V01d5]

INCOMING! *Slow motion life flashing before my eyes, get hit by chair and hits Kaboom in the face with the throwing back of the chair*

[Kaboom]

*Blocks it*
You're too slow, Psyko! You need to be speedy, like THIS!
*Uses ExtremeSpeed x50*

[Nytz]

hurls a homerun Bat (from Super Smash Bros) at nearest person.

[Kaboom]

*yawn* I'm bored.
*bat comes out of nowhere and misses by inches*
Finally a little excitement!
*Uses Flamethrower on Nytz*

[Nytz]

*Burns a few inches off cape. Nytz quickly puts out fire*
Not bad. That nipped me a little. you got skill... but now........ THINK FAST!
*Hurls a barrage of Bob-ombs at Kaboom!
Time for you to live up to your name.

[Kaboom]

Bob-ombs explode causing no damage whatsoever to Kaboom... though quite a bit to the floor around him.

*Throws wall of fire at Nytz*