The Mysterious Mist Stone

[Alakazam]

Narrator: After a humiliating loss at the Pokemon League (Ash looks at Charizard and gets his face burned), our heroes are on their way to the Violet City to improve their Pokemon.
Misty: Maybe I can finally get this STUPID DUCK to evolve at the Evolution Centre!
Brock: I think that I could use some help to improve Geodude and Zubat.
Brock(quietly): And a new place means a new Nurse Joy.
(Ash, Misty, and Pikachu facefault)
Misty(to Brock): Don't you ever think about anything else?!
Brock: Sure, there’s always Officer Jenny.
Narrator: Our heroes are heading into a park when...
Jesse: Prepare for trouble
James: Make it double
Jesse: To protect the world from devastation
James: To unite all peoples within our nation
Jesse: To denounce the evils of truth and love
James: To extend our reach to the stars above
(Ash and company start running)
Jesse: Jesse
James: James
Jesse: Team Rocket blast off at the speed off at the speed of light
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight
Meowth: You morons, they're getting away!
Jesse: Shut your meowth!
James: We always have to finish the line, no matter what.
(James kicks Meowth and Meowth starts to glow...)
Narrator: Ash and company arrive at a sign that says "Welcome to Violet City, Home to the famous Pokemon Evolution centre"
Ash: Well, here we are.
Misty: Just one problem, where’s the Evolution
Centre so I can get Psyduck to evolve?
(Psyduck comes out of his pokeball)
Psyduck: Psy? Duck?
Misty: No Psyduck, I didn’t tell you to come out of your pokeball! Psyduck, return!
(An explosion rattles the windows of a nearby building and a cloud of smoke appears)
Jesse: Prepare for trouble
James: Make it double
Misty: Don't you two ever give up?!
James: Not, until we get your PIKACHU!!!!!!!
Jesse: To protect the world from devastation
James: To unite all peoples within our nation
Jesse: To denounce the evils of truth and love
James: To extend our reach to the stars above
Jesse: Jesse
James: James
Jesse: Team Rocket blast off at the speed off at the speed of light
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight
Persian (formerly Meowth): Meowth, dat's write
(Jesse smacks Persian)
Persian: Sorry, old habit
Ash: It's Team Rocket, but what is that?
(Team Rocket takes out four pokeballs)
All except Team Rocket: Hey a talking Persian?!
James: Yes brats, Meowth went and evolved into Persian!
Jesse: Arbok, Likitounge go!
James: Wheezing, Victreebell, go!
(Victreebell tries to eat James' head)
James: I'm your master, not your dinner!
Ash: Go Squirtle, Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Kingler, Muk Charmander... no, not Charizard!
(Charizard comes out of pokeball and burns Ash's face)
Ash: (in pain) Charizard, return 
(Charizard returns into pokeball)
Misty: Go Staryu!
Brock: Go Zubat!
James: Wheezing, smoke screen!
(a thick lair of smoke surrounds Ash and company)
Jesse: Arbok, wrap around Squirtle!
(Arbok obeys and succeeds)
Ash: Kingler, vicegrip Arbok!
(Kingler does and gets Arbok off of Squitle)
Ash: Squirtle, return!
Jesse: Arbok, poison sting Bulbasaur!
Ash: Bulbasaur, quick, jump out of the way and use Vine Whip!
(Bulbasaur does and sends Arbok flying into Jesse)
Jesse: Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
(Jesse gets nocked over by Arbok)
Jesse: Arbok, return! 
James: Let handle me this, Victreebell, razor leaf!
(Victreebell uses razor leaf on James)
James: (in pain) no, not me, the Twerps!
(Victreebell hit Zubat and Bulbasaur)
Ash: Bulbasaur, return!
Brock: Zubat, return!
James: Victreebell, quick use solar beam!
Ash: Kingler hyper beam!
(Solar beam misses and hyper beam hits Victreebell)
Victreebell: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
*
(Kingler must recharge)
Ash: Kingler, return!
James: Wheezing, hit Pikachu with your sludge attack!
Ash: Pikachu, agility!
Jesse: Likitoung, wrap your tong around Pikachu!
(Likitoung catches Pikachu and Wheezing covers Pikachu with sludge)
Team Rocket: WE GOT PIKACHU!!!!!!!
Misty: Staryu, spinning tackle attack!
Staryu: Yah!
(Staryu hits Wheezing numerous times with it’s spinning tackle attack)
James: Whezzing, return!
Jesse: Likitoung, give Pikachu to me!
(Jesse take Pikachu quickly before it can electrocute her and puts him in a glass case)
Jesse: Likitoung, hit Staryu with your tong!
Misty: Use another spinning tackle!
(Likitoung hit Staryu in air with it’s tong and Staryu’s gem starts flashing)
Misty: Staryu, you’ve done well, return!
Jesse: Quick, Likitoung return!
Persian: Let’s get out of here!
(Team Rocket jumps up into their hot air balloon)
Ash: Muk return! Pigeotto I choose you!
Jesse and James: We're in trouble
Persian: Wanna bet, I shwiped dese from de evolution centre.
(reveals five mist stones)
James: What would we do with candy?
(Persian knocks James over and uses cashflow)
James: What are you doing?
Persian: Cashflow, my new attack! It’s a combination of Slash and Pay Day in one move.
James: I mean why are you attacking ME???????
Persian: Because I can't stand morons, dese are
Mist Stones. Dey make Pokemon evolve.
Jesse: So what are we waiting for, let's use ‘em!!!!!!!!!
James: I have a better idea.
Persian: Dere's a foist time for everyting.
(James smacks Persian)
James: Let just get out of here with Pikachu, because here comes Pigeotto!
Ash: Pigeotto, whirlwind Team Rocket!
(Whirlwind hits the hot air balloon and Jesse drops Pikachu with case)
Ash: Pigeotto, CATCH PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Pigeotto catches Pikachu)
Ash: Now Pigeotto fly to the top of the balloon and pop it with your gust attack!
(Pigeotto’s gust pops the balloon)
Jesse, James, and Persian: We're blasting off again!!!!
Persian: Incoming…
(Team Rocket’s balloon crashes into a nearby tree)
(Pigeotto bring Pikachu down to Ash and takes the case off of him)
Ash: Good job, Pigeotto, return!
Brock: Hey is that a mist stone on the ground?
Misty: Team Rocket must have dropped it during the battle.
Ash: (as smart as a Rhyhorn is fast) A what stone?
Whatever it is, it’s mine now!
(Ash picks up the mist stone and puts it in his pocket)
(A car drives up in front of Ash and Company)
Girls: Gary, Gary, he’s our man, if he can’t do it no one can.
Gary: Hey Ash, I didn’t know the loser’s convention was in town.
Ash: I thought Meowth was the only Pokemon that could talk, but there’s a talking Slowpoke over there!
Gary: I don’t have time for an immature baby like you Ash! Smell ya later!
(Gary drives off)
Misty: Did something seem a bit weird there?
Brock: (disappointed) Yeah, I didn’t get a chance to get any of the girls phone numbers.
Misty: (annoyed) NO, HE LEFT SO QUICKLY AFTER ONLY SAYING TWO INSULTS!
Ash: Thanks for the support, Misty.
Brock: I still say the…
Ash and Misty: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brock: I think you two need to cool down a little bit. I’ll be at the pokemon centre healing my pokemon and my heart. (incomprehensible babbling, only recognisable words are “Nurse Joy”)
(Ash, Misty and Pikachu facefault)
(Brock floats off (not really) to the Pokemon centre)
(Misty and Ash wander around looking for the famous Evolution centre, but instead run into (hum I wonder) Team Rocket)
Jesse: Oh look James, a breeding pair of brats.
Misty: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON’T LIKE THIS MORON!!!!!!!!
Ash: Hey!!!
Jesse: To protect the world from devastation
James: To unite all peoples within our nation
Jesse: To denounce the evils of truth and love
James: To extend our reach to the stars above
Jesse: Jesse
James: James…
Persian: (interrupting) Would you guys just shut up!!!!!!!!! We don’t need to say the motto for the third time dis episode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ash and Misty quietly sneak away)
James: Well we were kind of interrupted the first time.
Jesse: Hey, actually they ran away while we were saying the motto.
Persian: Jesse! James! Hey whattabout the….
Jesse: Shut up Meow…. or Persian!!! James go on.
James: Actually, we said half of the motto.

[Alakazam]

Jesse: Well I guess it would only be right to finish it.
Persian: But!!!!!!!!
Jesse: Shut up or you will have 8 lives left!!!!!
James: Why don’t we just start over, it would only be right.
Jesse: Ok
Persian: I give up!!!!!
Jesse: To protect the world from devastation
James: To unite all peoples within our nation
Jesse: To denounce the evils of truth and love
James: To extend our reach to the stars above
Jesse: Jesse
James: James
Jesse: Team Rocket blast off at the speed off at the speed of light
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight
(Silence)
Jesse, James: ????????
James: Uh Persian aren’t you supposed to say something?????????
Persian: (annoyed) Meowth da’s write…
Jesse: No, with more feeling!!!!!
James: Ya and it’s Persian da’s or that’s write how ever you say it or dit or mit or zit…
Persian: (facefault) You morons, day got away a zillion quadrillion years ago!!!!!!!!
Jesse: Then why didn’t you tell us you mangy alley cat!!!!!!!!
Persian: (mutters to himself something about one brain cell between them) 
James: (over hears muttering and kicks Persian) Hey, it’s not working this time!
(Persian is really mad and uses Payroll on James, which is a combination of fury swipe and pay day)
James: (hurt) What was that?
Persian: That’s payroll a combination of fu…
James: (interrupting) No, I mean what’s with all these new moves and why am I the lab Rattata?
Persian: Here is a move you’re familiar with, but not from me…. (electricity starts sparking on charm and claws)
James: (to Jesse) Ah, Jesse what’s Persian doing?
Jesse: It looks too familiar, but I can quite put my finger on it…
(A huge black cloud appears in the sky)
Jesse and James: Thunder!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Ash and Misty are walking by the Pokecentre when they hear a loud smack sound.
Misty: Brock should be rejoining us any second
(Brock walks outside with a red hand mark on his face)
Ash: Hey Brock, been flirting with Nurse Joy again?????
Brock: (disappointed voice) Don’t ask.
Misty: (changing the topic) Hey, there’s the evolution centre.
Ash: Finally!!!!!!!!!!
Misty: (walks up to the Evolution centre, but finds…) (angry/disappointed/annoyed/stuck with psyduck) It’s CLOSED!!! 
Brock: Hey, what’s that sign say?
Misty: What sign?
Brock: The one over here that says the Evolution centre is closed because their mist stones were stolen by a short, talking Persian.
Ash: (as bright as ever) Mist stones, stolen, talking Persian??????????????
(Remembering the aftermath of the battle against Team Rocket)
Ash: (still as bright as a slowpoke) Nah, couldn’t be.
(a cloud of smoke appears)
Ash: (to Misty) you know the routine, they get distracted, and we run.
Jesse: Prepare for…
Persian: (Interrupting) Remember, they’ve gotten away twice when you broke into the motto!
Jesse: Right!
Ash: Here we go again! Same old techniques, same old Pokemon, and same victory!
(Ash takes out a piece of paper)
Ash: If my calculations are correct, if I beat you again I will have 100 wins!
James: Well, we have something that’s going to throw your calculations right off!
Jesse: You see, we used our 5 mist, or at least we used 4 of them on Wheezing, Arbok, Likitoung and, who was the Pokemon again???????????? Um… Victreebell?
James: No, not Victreebell!!!!!!!!!
Persian: Let just get beat twerps and get PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: If he didn’t use it on Victreebell than who else does he have?????
James: Well, this one surprise me a bit, but during “Dragon Rage” (Seen from Pokemon Ship Wreck) my hand slipped and I accidentally pressed the golden….
Jesse: GOLD PLATED!!!!!!!!!
James: Whatever! Anyway, I accidentally press the button on the Pokeball….
Jesse: (interrupting) So in other words, instead of evolving Victreebell, YOU USED IT ON A POKEMON THAT TRIED TO KILL US ALL!?
James: Yah, and your point is?????
Jesse: (changing the topic) Hey, I wonder where that fifth mist ston is????????
(Silence)
Jesse and James: PERSIAN!!!!!!!!!!
Persian: Well before we crash into the tree, I kinda dropped, (silence)….
James: Dropped what????
Persian: (fear) The, fifth, mist, stone.
Jesse: You mangy alley, why I outta…
Persian: (interrupting and changing the subject)
James, Jesse, look Ash is calling out his Pokemon.
Ash: (confused) I am???? Hey, okay I will! Go Squirtle!
Squirtle: Squirtle!
James: (laughing) A Squirtle? I can easily handle that! Go Hacking!
Ash and Company: Hacking????????
Brock: Hey, it kinda looks like Wheezing.
Persian: That’s because it’s the evolved form of it!
Ash: Let’s see if Dexter noes anything about it!
Dexter: New species of Pokemon, no information available.
Misty: Oh no! Ash how are you going to beat this Pokemon if you don’t know anything about it?
Pikachu: Pika! Pika!
Ash: Come on Misty, it’s only (laughing) Team Rocket!
Misty: Don’t be so cocky Ash!
Jesse: Stop arguing twerps!
James: Hacking, Smog Slug attack!
Ash: What’s that?
Brock: I don’t know, BUT WE’RE GOING TO FIND OUT!!!!!!!
(Smog sludge hits Squirtle, Ash and Brock)
Misty: Staryu, I choose you!
(Psyduck comes out instead)
Misty: NO, I DIDN’T CALL YOU PSYDUCK, I CALLED OUT STARYU!!!!!!!!!
Persian: (laughing)
Misty: Psyduck, return! Go Staryu!
Staryu: Yah!
Misty: Hit Ash and Brock with your water gun!
(Sludge washes off of Ash and Brock)
Ash: Squirtle, return!
Jesse: I can handle Staryu! Go Nohtip!
Ash and Company: NOHTIP?????????????
Persian: Yes, you heard right! He’s the evolved form of Arbok!
Ash: Well it’s still a poison type and it’s weak against (starts counting elements and gets up to 15), everything!
Persian: (laughing) Yeah, but Nohtip is Psychic and Poison!
Ash: PSYCHIC!!!!!! The last time I ran into a psychic type…. (tries to think for a few seconds, see Pokemon: The First Movie) I can’t even remember…. what it was!
James: Ash, aren’t you going to send out your Weakachu?
Ash: You take that back! It’s stronger than anyone of your Pokemon will ever be!
Persian: I can even take that that thing out!
Brock: That sounds like a challenge to me!
Persian: (laughing) Yah, but since I don’t fight. This one’s between our Pokemon and yours!
(Persian goes into a bush and disappears)
James: Even after he’s evolved, he’s still just as much of a scaredy cat as he was against all those
Growlithe! (Remembering) Just like my little Growly at home who was my only friend after I was forced to merry that witch Jessibelle. Sometimes I think I can still hear little Growly howling just a little bit behind me. I wonder if my parents have evolved it yet? If they haven’t they are probably going to evolve it sometime soon. Little Growly wouldn’t be happy as a great big, mean, ugly, Arcanine….
Ash whisper to Misty: If he does like ugly Pokemon, then why did he get Koffing in the first place?
Misty: (to Ash) I know, if you want a cute Pokemon then take (silence) a nice Tentacruel!
(Ash and Pikachu facefault)
James: (continuing) I have to stop them, I don’t want Growly to evolve! I have to go back and save….
Jesse: (interrupting) James snap out of it! No one is going back to that demon house!
James: Hey, I grew up there!
Jesse: (picks up where he left off) And now a demon in ladies clothes (Jessibell) lives there!
(Ash and company try to escape, but Nohtip being psychic knows their every move and blocks their path)
James: You aren’t going anywhere!
Jesse: Nohtip, Disable!
Ash and Company: Oh great non-of us can move! Not even PIKACHU!!!!!
James: Ah… Jesse, don’t you think this would be the perfect time to capture Pik…
Jesse: (interrupting) James, can’t you see I’m fighting?
James: But….
Jesse: No Buts, I’m fighting! Now shut up, all this yelling is wrinkling my perfect face!
Persian: (from a long distance and yelling) Perfect?! (Laughing)
Jesse: If you were here I’d give you 8 near death experiences!!!!!!
Ash: Don’t just leave us floating here!
Jesse: Ok, Nohtip Psychic!
Ash: I didn’t exactly mean that!
Misty: Thanks for opening your big mouth! Your mouth is always getting us in trouble!!!!!!
Ash: Look, I’m sorry!
Misty: I’ve come to a conclusion that your mouth and your ability to return and or replace i.e. MY BIKE!
Ash: Well, sorry about the bike, but you know what you can do with that bike debt?
Misty: No, but I have a feeling I’m going to find out anyway.
Ash: You can stick….
(Ash and company crash into a tree before Ash can tell Misty…. well duh)
Jesse: Hey, where’s Meow…. I mean Persian?
Persian: I am right here!
(Jesse and James look up and see the Persian formally Meowth) hot air balloon)
James I like the adjustments you did to the balloon!
Persian: Let’s just swipe Pikachu and get outta here!
Jesse: Pokeball, go!
(Muk comes out of his Pokeball and gets caught instead)
James: Hey, you get to keep it, it was your Pokeball!
Jesse: No, you can have it. I caught that Shelder you weakened so I insist.
Persian: Would you 2 SHUT, lets just get PIKACHU!!!!!!
James: You can have it Jesse!
(They start throwing the Pokeball back and forth)
Pikachu: Pika pika pika! (Laughing)

[Alakazam]

Jesse: Hey, I’ll go get Pikachu, you take this! (She gives him the Pokeball with Muk in it)
(Jesse puts on rubber gloves, picks up Pikachu and places him in a glass case)
Persian: Now let’s just get outta here!
(James and Jessie jump up into the hot air balloon)
Jessie: Hey changing the subject, here you can have Muk. I’ll replace littl Growly!
James: Growly was cute… that think is…. I don’t have a word for it!
(while Team Rocket was arguing, Ash called out Pigiotto and told him to fly up to the top of the balloon)
Ash: Pigiotto, gust that balloon!
(The balloon pops and Team Rocket start to fall)
James: Meow or whatever your name is press the emergency balloon button!
(Persian hits the button and a Meowth balloon comes out)
James: You didn’t have time to modify the spare?
Persian: At least we have a spare!
Jesse: Hacking, sludge attack Pigiotto!
(Sludge hits Pigiotto and he is about to hit the ground, when Ash catches him)
Ash: YOU GIVE BACK PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!
Persian: Hey, I won’t give you Pikachu, but I’ll give you this!!! (Persian electrocutes Ash and company with thunder and causes them to blast off)
Ash: I never thought this would happen to us again!
Team Rocket: (yelling) Have fun!
Misty: How do you do this everyday?
James: We’ve gotten used to it!
Ash: Ash and company are blasting off…. for the second time!!!!!!
*
James: Enjoy your flight! Send us a postcard!
(Ash and company crash into a tree near the Pokecentre in Viridian City)
Ash: Ok, perfect! We’re stuck up here!
Brock: Maybe Bulbasaur can help us get down from here.
Ash: Why don’t we just jump down?
Misty: That’ll work, IF WE’RE TRYING TO COMMIT SUICIDE!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: Hey, it’s only fifty feet!
(Misty and Brock are about to facefault, when they realise really how high up they are)
Misty: If you don’t think it’s high, then why don’t you jump? (Misty pushes Ash out of the tree and Ash and hits the ground and makes a hole in it)
Brock: Um, Misty…. I think you just killed Ash!
Ash: (in pain) No, I’m okay! I think I just broke all of my bones in my body!
Misty: See that’s what I mean when I say your big mouth is always getting us into trouble!
Brock: Um Ash, can you tell Bulbasaur to help us down now?
Ash: (getting up out of the 5 foot deep hole) Bulbasaur, I choose you!
Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur!
(Ash tells Bulbasaur to help down Brock and Misty)
Brock: Finally we’re outta this tree! Hey, I’m hurt now, but not for very long! (And points to the Pokecentre)
(Ash and company go into it)
Jenny: Are any of you named Brock….
Ash: Why?
Jenny: Because he’s wanted for trying to steal a kiss from the Nurse Joy in Violet City. Here is a picture of him the security camera caught. (She holds up a picture)
(Brock quietly slips away)
Jenny: Hey, wasn’t they’re someone else here a few seconds ago?
Ash: Ya, he just left! (Misty slugs Ash in the stomach with a mallet)
Ash: (in pain) One day, I’ll find out where she keeps those, and give her a taste of her own medicine!
Misty: What Ash? Did you say you wanted to be hit again?
Ash: No, I said let’s call Prof. Oak?
Misty: Why not, maybe he can help us!
(Ash calls Prof. Oak)
Phone: RING RING RING, PHONECALL PHONECALL, RING….
Oak: Hello, oh hi Ash!
Ash: Prof., I’ve gotten a little problem here….
Oak: I’ll say you do. I haven’t received any new Pokemon since you caught all those Tauros!
(Ash facefaults)
Oak: To make matters even worse for you, Gary has caught and discovered 5 new species of Pokemon.
Ash: (facefaults) No, that’s not what I meant! Team Rocket has stolen my PIKACHU and muk! Also Team Rocket have evolved their Pokemon!
Oak: They have even gotten new Pokemon more recently then you!
Ash: Thanks for the support! (Ash starts sinking into a poudle) Anyway, do you have anything that can help us beat Team Rocket?
Oak: Well, I’ve been working on a new potion that devolves Pokemon….
Ash: (interrupting) I’ll take it!
Oak: But I haven’t tested it yet.
Ash: I have a test subject right here! Go Chariz….
(Misty puts her hand in front of Ash, before he can call out Charizard)
Misty: Do you realise what you’re about to do?! You are about to burn down this entire Pokecentre which, well, let’s just say it cost more than my bike and your allowance for the rest of your life put together!!!!!!!!
Ash: Okay, Okay!!!!
Oak: Anyway, are you willing to try out the potion?
Ash: I’m willing to try out anything!!!!!!!
Oak: Ok, you’ll have it in a second!
(Ash gets potion)
Ash: Thanks Prof.!
Oak: Good luck Ash!!!!!!
(Ash and Misty leave the Pokecentre)
Misty: I wonder where Brock is?
Brock: I’m hiding in the bushes! Is she gone yet?
Ash: It’s safe to come out now!
Misty: Brock, what did you do back in Violet City?
Ash: No time, we’ve got to get PIKACHU!!!!!
Brock: Hey, look there they are!!!!!!!! (He points up to the Meowth balloon)
Misty: Oh no! Ash, they are about to land on the
roof of the Viridian City Gym!
James: (in the hot air balloon) Oh look, there are the twerps!
Jesse: Land this thing so we can beat them in a battle!
Persian: Aye, aye mame!
(Persian lowers the balloon down and Team Rocket jumps down from it)
Jesse: To protect the world from devastation
James: To unite all people within our nation
Jesse: To denounce the evils of truth and love
James: To extend our reach to the stars above
Jesse: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight
Persian: That’s right!
Ash: GIVE ME BACK MY PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!
James: Oh look, the twerp wants his Wikachu back.
Ash: Don’t call him that!!!!!
Jesse: Then let the battle begin!
James: Go Hacking!
Hacking: Hacking!
Ash: (think to himself) Whom should I use? Not Squirtle, he’s too weak. Hey I’ll use Bulbasaur.
Ash: (out loud) Bulbasaur, I choose you!
Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur!
James: Hacking, Smoke Screen!
(A thick lair of smoke appears over Bulbasaur)
Ash: Pigiotto, I choose you!
Pigiotto: Pigiotto!
Ash: Pigiotto, blow this smoke away!
Pigiotto: Giot, giot, giot!
(He succeeds)
Jesse: I’ll even the score! Go Nohtip!
Ash: Whirlwind!
(Attack misses)
Jesse: Hacking hit Pigiotto with your Sludge Attack!
(Pigiotto gets hit with it and fall and hits the ground)
Ash: Pigiotto, return!
Team Rocket: (dancing around like fools) We’re gonna win, we’re gonna win!
Ash: Bulbasaur, Solarbeam!
(Bulbasaur absorbs sunlight)
James: This is gonna be too easy! Hacking, Fireblast!
(Bulbasaur turns black and faints with dizzy eyes)
Ash: Bulbasaur, return!
Ash: (thinking in his head) Who should I use? I guess my only chance would be Kingler!
Ash: Go Kingler!
(Jesse and James starts laughing)
Persian: You morons! Every time we laugh at a Pokemon, it ends up beating us!
(Flashbacks to some of the episodes that it happened in)
Jesse: Don’t remind us!
James: All the painful memories!
Persian: Hey, snap out of it!
James: Go Persian!
Persian: I’m not your Pokemon!
(Persian uses Fury Slash on James)

[Alakazam]

Persian: Persian, Thunderbolt!
(Persian jumps into the battle area and uses Thunderbolt and hits Kingler)
Ash: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Misty: Use the Mist Stone Ash!
Ash: Mist Stone?
James: (whispers to Persian) You gave it to them?
Persian: Sorry!
Ash: (continuing) Oh ya, the Mist Stone. I’ll use it on (Final Jeopardy music) KINGLER!!!!!!!!!!
Brock: Is that your final answer?
Misty: (whispers to Brock) Wrong game show Regis.
(Ash and Brock facefault)
Ash: Come over here Kingler!
(Kingler walks over to Ash, but just as Ash pulls out the Mist Stone, Charizard comes out of his Pokeball and crashes into Ash, causing him to drop the Mist Stone on Charizard)
Ash: Have you ever had one of those days?
(Charizard starts to glow)
Misty: As a matter of fact, yes. One day I was sitting peacefully, fishing in the river, when I caught a young boy…
Ash: I’m as old as you are!
Misty: (ignoring Ash’s response) …who took my BIKE, and used it for target practice for his Pikachu!
Brock: Um Ash, turn around slowly.
Ash: Wh… Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misty: Let’s see if Dexter has anything to say about this… thing.
(Ash points Dexter at the Pokemon)
Dexter: Charagon, a ferocious Pokemon of the Fire, Flying and Dragon elements. If a Charagon is sent into a rain forest, it will burn the forest down before the day is over. It is also known for a temper at least 10 times worse than a Primeape.
Ash and company: DRAGON!!!!!!!!!
Ash: (trying to talk to Charagon) I… train… from Charmander… you… I… master.
(The flame on Charagon’s tail starts to get smaller and smaller and a ball of fire starts to form in its mouth)
Brock: Ash, see if Dexter knows what Charagon is doing.
Ash: From the shrinking flame, I’d guess suicide!
Misty: I don’t think so….
Ash: Fine, I’ll see if Dexter knows.
Dexter: Fireball, Charagon’s most powerful attack. It is four times as powerful as a Fireblast. Charagon transfers the fire from its tail to its mouth before releasing the Fireball.
Ash: Four times as powerful as Fireblast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misty: Um…. it was nice knowing you Ash (Misty and Brock backup) But I don’t think you’re going to survive this!
Misty: (to Pikachu) I guess I am going to be your trainer now!
Brock: Why would you get Pikachu?
Jesse: No, the boss will have it!
(Charagon’s Fireball stops growing)
Ash: No, I am not going to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Charagon releases the fireball and hits Ash)
Ash: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
(Ash starts running around and is totally black)
Misty: If he dies, it’s not my fault!
Brock: If he had died from falling down the tree it would have been!
(Misty pulls out a mallet and hits Brock in the head 3 times)
Brock: (in pain and with bumps) Why 3?
(Split screen of Brock and Misty on the left and Ash still on fire on the right)
Ash: Can somebody please help me? Pikachu? Any body?
Jesse: We could, but why would we want to help a twerp like you?
Pikachu: (from inside the case) Pika pi!
Ash: Oh sorry, I forgot!
Misty: Go Staryu!
Staryu: Yah!
Misty: Staryu, Water Gun!
(Water Gun hits Ash and puts out the fire)
Jesse: Let’s capture Charagon too!
James: Good idea!
Persian: How?
James: Easy, we’ll just use all of our Pokemon to defeat him!
Jesse: Fine! Go Wickitoung!
James: Go Gyrabidos! Go Victreebell!
Ash: We’ll just fight fire with fire!
Misty: Ash, you already have fire out, and it’s not helping us at all!
(She points at Charagon who decides to take a nap)
(Ash facefaults)
Ash: Common Charagon, I am losing here!
Brock: You’re losing your mind!!!!!!!
Misty: (to Brock) If he ever had one to start with!
James: Let’s just make this your final battle!
(Nerdy James laugh)
Jesse: If there’s anything you’d like to say, say it now because she (Jesse points to Misty) isn’t going to be where you’re going, for at least 5 seconds.
Misty: You take that back!!!!!!!!!!!
James: Well, we would except….
Persian: (interrupting) Shut up! Let’s just beat ‘em and den eliminate ‘em!
James: Ok, Ok! Gyrabidos Mega Rage!
Ash: Ok, don’t panic! We’ve survived Dragon Rage before!
Misty: Not from an oversized foaming Gyrados and not Mega Rage!
(Gyrabidos starts to use Mega Rage)
Ash: Charagon, hello! A little help here?!
(Charagons ears perk up for a second)
James: Now!
(Ash’s victory music starts to play)
(Charagon gets up and flies and blocks the attack. A wind gust hits Jesse and she falls and drops the glass case with Pikachu in it and it breaks)
Ash: PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!
(Pikachu jumps into Ash’s arms)
James: Oh no!
Jesse: Don’t worry everyone attack at once, we can’t lose!
Persian: You wanna bet! We’ve lost under worst conditions then this!
Jesse: Be quiet, you’ll jinx a sure victory!
Ash: Oh no! Charagon can’t beat 5 Pokemon!
Brock: Don’t worry, why don’t you use the devolution potion on Team Rocket’s Pokemon?
Ash: If only I could reach them!
(Charagon Slams into Ash (dizzy eyes) and the potion goes up in the air and smashes over Hacking and all the other Rocket Pokemon except Persian)
Jesse: Ahhhhhhh!
Persian: Hey, save some for Meowth!
James: Hey, your not a…
Persian: (interrupting) will be soon!
(Persian becomes Meowth again) Meowth: (sighing) Back to normal! I never liked being the Pokemon I descised de most!
James: Gyrados, Mega Rage!
(Nothing happen)
Jesse: Don’t you know normal Pokemon can’t use Mist attacks!
Meowth: (snickering)
James: What’s so fun?
Meowth: Your Pokemon may be as pathetic as ever, but I can still use my new and old attacks!
James: Prove it!
(Meowth extends his claws and starts walking towards James)
James: No, not on me, on the brats!
Meowth: Sorry, I don’t fight!
(James facefaults)
Jesse: Everyone Skull Bash Charagon!
Ash: Charagon Fireball!
Team Rocket: Oh no!
(Fireball hits all of Team Rocket’s Pokemon and leaves Meowth, Jesse and James standing there)
Jesse and James: Pokemon return!
Meowth: I think we’ll be leaving now!
(Team Rocket goes into the Meowth Balloon)
Ash: Charagon, Fireblast!
Team Rocket: Ahhhhh!
(The balloon pops and starts to blow away)
James: We’re fire blasting off agai…..
(The balloon lands in a lake)
James: That wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be!
Meowth: That’s easy for you to say you aren’t a cat in water!
James: Don’t worry, Gyrados will save us!
Meowth: Yours or one of the millions approaching us!
James: What millions?
Meowth: (points west) the ones coming from the sunset!
James: I can handle them! Go Gyrados!
(Team Rocket gets on Gyrados)
James: Gyrados take us to shore!
(Team Rocket makes it to shore)
James: Gyrados, return!
Jesse: Let’s get back to the boss’s place and show him the Pokemon we got!
Meowth: Do you think da wise? (Meowth points to the Pokeball with Muk in it)
Jesse: But we finally succeeded in catching a Pokemon, even if it’s a pile of muck!
Meowth: Enough with the jokes lets just get to the boss’s place!
Team Rocket: We’re marching off again!
(Team Rocket starts to go to the boss’s)
(Scene switches to in front of Evolution Centre in Violet City)
Misty: (humming Pokemon tune) I’m going to get a Golduck! No Psyduck, to bother me!
Brock: She really wants that Golduck!
Ash: Who could blame her! Psyduck caught itself!
(She walks into the front doors of the Evolution Centre and comes out about ten minutes later with an angry look on her face)
Ash: (inquizatively)What’s wrong Misty?
Misty: Lucky me! I have the ONE Psyduck (Psyduck comes out of its Pokeball) in a billion that won’t evolve when using a Mist Stone on it!
Ash: (points behind Misty) Misty, look who just came out of their Pokeball.
Psyduck: Psy?
Misty: (whining) I think I am getting a Psyduck headache!!!!!!
(The next scene shows Ash and company walking towards the sunset)
Narrator: So our heroes learnt a valuable lesson, to never under estimate your opponents, even if they are, TEAM ROCKET! But what about Team Rocket….
(The next scene shows Jesse, James and Meowth in front of the Viridian City gym)
James: (puffing) We finally made it!
Jesse: Let’s go in.
Boss: (from inside building) who is responsible for this?
James: For what?
Meowth: (points) for the damage that Charagon did to the Headquarters.
Jesse: I don’t think this is a good time to show him our haul of the day! (She points to Muk’s Pokeball)
Meowth: I don’t think anytime is!
James: On the topic of Muk, it’s yours! (He tosses the Pokeball to Jesse)
Jesse: No, I think it likes you better James! (She tosses it back)
James: You caught it, so it’s yours! (He tosses it back and the Pokeball misses Jesse and falls on the ground and Muk comes out)
Jesse and James: Ahhhhh!
(Muk knocks them over and goes on top of Jesse and James)
Meowth: I’ll leave you three alone! (Meowth walks away)
Jesse and James: (Whining) Come back and get this thing off of us!!!!!!!!

[Shiny Espeon]

It looks like you just typed this entire thing in the quick Reply Box. Did you do that purposely for a type of different writing style?

[3speon]

It was a good storyline, but really hard to read. There were no significant line breaks... >_<

[HobbesI]

Yeah, it was a good storyline. But once you said that that move that persian new was a combo of Slash and Pay Day, but the next time you said it was Fury Swipes and Pay Day.
O_o

[Blaztro]

I think it was two different combos. And Lickitung wouldn't turn into Wikitung, it would turn into Lickilicky.

[Blaztro]

Yeah, with a bit of cleaning up, and some spell checks, this could be a good fanfic.